Favorite snacks

A dozen whole cheesecakes with a couple of carrot cakes (thrown in for the healthy vegetables) washed down with a large Diet Coke.

"Pita chips with salsa or hummus" ≠ high class, dear - which is fine, but don't pretend the Target-brand hummus is high class

Sometimes at night I crave salty snacks. I enjoy pretzel sticks, pistachios, and low-salt Fritos. Every once in a while I’ll have some nacho cheese Doritos. But I try not to eat too many because they’re like crack to me!

As a rule, I don’t really snack. I do like to have a handful of potato chips or Doritos if I am having a sandwich for lunch. And ice cream or a popsicle after dinner most nights. But I wouldn’t go for anything like that on its own.

Fruit and cheese would be a meal.

At a party, I would probably go for an antipasto platter but wouldn’t fix myself one as a snack or a meal.

I enjoy prunes and Vienna sausages with a tangy marinara sauce.

Lately these Biscoff sandwich cookies filled with biscoff cream

A giant spooonful of natural peanut butter from the fridge.

Chunks of cheddar dipped in homemade chipotle mayonnaise.

Genoa salami and provolone roll-ups

Well smell you, OP!

I like shit snacks

Cheetos (although I don't allow myself to eat them very often and get the individual bags)

Light string cheese (I like the denser texture)

Turkey or ham cold cuts with a hint of mayo and black pepper

Wasabi peas

Baby carrots with tahini

No burnt champagne and I prefer Petrossian Beluga.

Whole Foods popsicles in Coconut, Lime, Mango or Caribbean Friit.

Funyuns are also better than a relish tray full of radish, celery, hearts of palm, and green olives stuffed with red pimento. Kentucky pimento cheese, on the other hand is yummy. Now I’m hungry.

I like sweet and salty trail mix. I can make my own at Sprouts.