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Men you're ashamed to find fuckable

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by Anonymousreply 577December 3, 2021 8:44 PM

Why should I be ashamed if I just wanna use em to fuck?

by Anonymousreply 1August 29, 2021 6:50 AM

DL fav young Stalin

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by Anonymousreply 2August 29, 2021 6:53 AM

David Begnaud

by Anonymousreply 3August 29, 2021 6:54 AM

The troglodyte, homophobic, complete asshole John Rocker.

by Anonymousreply 4August 29, 2021 7:04 AM

Pete Davidson

by Anonymousreply 5August 29, 2021 7:21 AM

R3 Is that BEE’s boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 6August 29, 2021 7:33 AM

H.H. Holmes

by Anonymousreply 7August 29, 2021 7:38 AM

Scott Disick

by Anonymousreply 8August 29, 2021 7:41 AM

Those Manning brothers, I’m not sure which one is which and which one I’d want, and that NOLA football player Drew something, I think he did cough drop or Nightquil commercials or something.

by Anonymousreply 9August 29, 2021 7:58 AM

[quote] hat NOLA football player Drew something, I think he did cough drop or Nightquil commercials or something.

That’s former DL fave Drew Brees.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 29, 2021 8:04 AM

OP, isn't it bad enough that homophobes stigmatize gay sex in and of itself?

by Anonymousreply 11August 29, 2021 8:06 AM

Wonkeye Andy. I hang my head.

by Anonymousreply 12August 29, 2021 8:42 AM

[quote] OP, isn't it bad enough that homophobes stigmatize gay sex in and of itself?

Some people are always looking for the victimhood angle.

by Anonymousreply 13August 29, 2021 9:41 AM

A young Willem Dafoe. I don't know what it is but I always found him ugly-sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 14August 29, 2021 9:51 AM

OMG I’d never see young Stalin before. He was hot in a grubby, psychopathic kind of way. Shame the psychopathy overtook the hotness.

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by Anonymousreply 16August 29, 2021 10:01 AM

Tom Arnold around 10-15 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 17August 29, 2021 10:10 AM

How does it feel to have the same taste in men as Roseanne?

by Anonymousreply 18August 29, 2021 10:13 AM

Ron Jeremy

by Anonymousreply 19August 29, 2021 10:22 AM

I feel suitably ashamed, R18. In fact I have the same taste in men as the fictional Roseanne too. I found the younger and even the middle-aged John Goodman very handsome and attractive.

I need to do penance to atone for my bad taste in men.

by Anonymousreply 20August 29, 2021 10:42 AM

I’m not ashamed to say who I’d hate fuck. I mean…

by Anonymousreply 21August 29, 2021 10:49 AM

Jared Kushner. Josh Hawley. Actually, now that we are on the subject, Donald Trump Jr as well.

I know, I know, I am disgusting…

by Anonymousreply 22August 29, 2021 11:01 AM

R19 Your would fuck a rapist?

by Anonymousreply 23August 29, 2021 11:04 AM

Kushner was fuckable before he morphed into that terror doll.

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by Anonymousreply 24August 29, 2021 11:17 AM

Who removes dimples? It's a Shonda!

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by Anonymousreply 25August 29, 2021 11:19 AM

Luke Bryan

by Anonymousreply 26August 29, 2021 12:56 PM

R23 You have a problem with someone finding Ron Jeremy fuckable but not Stalin? I guess rape is worse than large scale genocide?

by Anonymousreply 27August 29, 2021 1:07 PM

[quote]I guess rape is worse than large scale genocide?

Being ugly and fat is even worse.

by Anonymousreply 28August 29, 2021 1:13 PM

Madison Cawthorn

by Anonymousreply 29August 29, 2021 1:16 PM

This guy

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by Anonymousreply 30August 29, 2021 2:03 PM

Is this another stealth “Republicans are so hot and fuckable and Democrats are not” thread?

by Anonymousreply 31August 29, 2021 2:05 PM

We don't have enough threads on Pete Buttigieg and the Biden family, huh R31?

by Anonymousreply 32August 29, 2021 2:48 PM

R31 no. Not my fault some of you have no lives beyond politics.

by Anonymousreply 33August 29, 2021 2:54 PM

I agree with R29. I’d sit on Madison Cawthorn’s lap and bounce until his wheelchair tires popped.

by Anonymousreply 34August 29, 2021 2:57 PM

R34 I didn’t realize wheelchair tires are blown up, is that why he has such luscious lips from blowing them?

by Anonymousreply 35August 29, 2021 3:01 PM

Spencer Elden, the now-adult Nirvana album cover baby.

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by Anonymousreply 36August 29, 2021 3:04 PM

[quote]OP, isn't it bad enough that homophobes stigmatize gay sex in and of itself?

Not all shame is toxic. Some men just aren't worthy of being fucked by decent people.

by Anonymousreply 37August 29, 2021 3:07 PM

Mitch McConnell - it is the mouth that I find a real turn-on. Very gummy.

by Anonymousreply 38August 29, 2021 4:22 PM

Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 39August 29, 2021 5:11 PM

[quote] Kushner was fuckable before he morphed into that terror doll.

I've previously stated my shame that I find Kushner very physically attractive.

by Anonymousreply 40August 29, 2021 6:12 PM

Ben Stiller

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by Anonymousreply 41August 29, 2021 6:14 PM

Most of Taliban guys I’ve seen in the media.

by Anonymousreply 42August 29, 2021 6:16 PM

Addled manbaby Alex Jones

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by Anonymousreply 43August 29, 2021 6:18 PM

Ewwww, R43. You "win" the thread.

by Anonymousreply 44August 29, 2021 6:20 PM

H.R. can McMaster my ass.

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by Anonymousreply 45August 29, 2021 6:22 PM

I want Rick Perry to pound my throat.

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by Anonymousreply 46August 29, 2021 6:22 PM

R30, not following the shame there.

by Anonymousreply 47August 29, 2021 6:23 PM

Hey bro, let's get pumped.

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by Anonymousreply 48August 29, 2021 6:24 PM

John Boehner is a hateful Republican but this gets me boned hard.

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by Anonymousreply 49August 29, 2021 6:27 PM

Hillbilly terrorist Ammon Bundy

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by Anonymousreply 50August 29, 2021 6:32 PM

Keep your filthy paws off my man, r2!

by Anonymousreply 51August 29, 2021 6:33 PM

Mitt Romney and John Hamm. Lurch-adjacent studs who beat up weaker boys.

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by Anonymousreply 52August 29, 2021 6:36 PM

Rethug congressman Markwayne Mullin

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by Anonymousreply 53August 29, 2021 6:44 PM

Senator Cotton but ONLY if he has well over 8 inches, thick, and veiny.

by Anonymousreply 54August 29, 2021 6:47 PM

R30 Sad, sad man in that image.

by Anonymousreply 55August 29, 2021 6:53 PM

Virgo Vonnie

I love a really big fat black ass on a gorgeous guy!

by Anonymousreply 56August 29, 2021 7:12 PM

Sean Penn

by Anonymousreply 57August 29, 2021 7:13 PM

That himbo Masshole ex-Senator , Scott Brown.

by Anonymousreply 58August 29, 2021 7:15 PM

Joel Osteen

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by Anonymousreply 59August 29, 2021 7:21 PM

R47 - well for starters, he's a psycho.

(P.S. Seen any new Armie Hammer films recently?)

by Anonymousreply 60August 29, 2021 8:30 PM

Rob Kardashian, back when only his butt was fat.

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by Anonymousreply 61August 29, 2021 9:19 PM

R30, if you ever get the chance just don't say to Arnie Hammer, Eat Me.

by Anonymousreply 62August 29, 2021 9:28 PM

sighsss r61. What are the chances that he'll ever go back to just having a fat ass? Those were the days...

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by Anonymousreply 63August 29, 2021 9:33 PM

^ Is that cement also?

by Anonymousreply 64August 29, 2021 9:44 PM

Gym Jordan

by Anonymousreply 65August 29, 2021 9:44 PM

Like r1, I’ve never really understood why the object of sexual desire need be a paragon of or even have virtue or talent. I don’t have any issues being hot for men I wouldn’t pull off a railroad track other than to fuck.

And hate-sex adds a very hot dimension with all the tension hitting a zenith and then unleashed.

Save that trite love-is-love shit for bumper stickers.

by Anonymousreply 66August 29, 2021 11:49 PM

R66 for some of us, sex is the most intimate expression of love, not merely a contest of who can hump strangers the hardest.

by Anonymousreply 67August 30, 2021 12:04 AM

^ You can have all that and still jerk off to deep throating Republican governors.

Besides, I don’t think gay men having a wank to Nick Jonás or whatever porn performer have an intimate expression of love in mind when they’re shooting their load.

by Anonymousreply 68August 30, 2021 12:27 AM

Jon Scott from Faux News.

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by Anonymousreply 69August 30, 2021 12:37 AM

From what I understand R46, the sentiment might be mutual.

by Anonymousreply 70August 30, 2021 12:41 AM

Tommy Tune

by Anonymousreply 71August 30, 2021 12:44 AM

William Shatner. I bet he likes to have his ass played with.

by Anonymousreply 72August 30, 2021 12:52 AM

Aaron Schock, just a grunge fuck and hope he gets my HPV infection, wishful thinking since he undoubtably already has it.

by Anonymousreply 73August 30, 2021 1:03 AM

Josh Hawley. I just imagine his ass crack smells like talcum powder.

by Anonymousreply 74August 30, 2021 1:25 AM

R74, he seems like an Adult Baby for sure.

by Anonymousreply 75August 30, 2021 1:26 AM

Former Survivor contestant/child porn aficionado Mike Skupin.

by Anonymousreply 76August 30, 2021 5:02 AM

A bit obscure, but corrupt Florida politician pal of Matt Gaetz, Joel Greenberg, who oozes BDE and is probably the cockiest dom top, who I want to degrade and destroy me, leaving me weeping and barely able to walk.

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by Anonymousreply 77August 30, 2021 6:09 AM

[quote]Gym Jordan


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by Anonymousreply 78August 30, 2021 6:12 AM

Yes, him. Granted, that's a bad picture, IMHO.

by Anonymousreply 79August 30, 2021 1:54 PM

I hate to admit it.

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by Anonymousreply 80August 30, 2021 2:01 PM

R43 pour vous, angsty shirtless Alex Jones singing folk rock and communing with nature.

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by Anonymousreply 81August 30, 2021 2:33 PM

That square chin is nice. Admit it.

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by Anonymousreply 82August 30, 2021 2:37 PM

Chris Pratt (I would love to top him).

by Anonymousreply 83August 30, 2021 2:38 PM

Nikki Sixx. I’ve never reviled a celebrity ‘musician’ more and still wanted to fuck. Think it’s the curves and the voice.

Though I’d only go there if after he nuts I can stab him fatally, finish the job the Gods forgot about.

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by Anonymousreply 84August 30, 2021 2:38 PM

squeaky-voiced anaemic anorexic twink Max Landis ten years ago could catch it...not now tho

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by Anonymousreply 85August 30, 2021 2:54 PM

I admit it.

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by Anonymousreply 86August 30, 2021 2:59 PM

^ admit that you’re a lesbian??

by Anonymousreply 87August 30, 2021 3:03 PM

I was watching the Psycho remake recently and I thought Vince Vaughn was actually kind of sexy in it.

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by Anonymousreply 88August 30, 2021 3:22 PM

R15 etc.: The young Stalin photo is a propaganda photo, heavily retouched and released on his behest.

by Anonymousreply 89August 30, 2021 3:34 PM

A young Andy Richter. I can only imagine his thick, blond ass getting pounded.

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by Anonymousreply 90August 30, 2021 3:43 PM

Most of the young muslim terrorists. It's embarrassing to tell in public

by Anonymousreply 91August 30, 2021 3:47 PM

A young Alan Autry..That big chest and strong biceps..He's a big fundie Republican.

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by Anonymousreply 92August 30, 2021 5:31 PM

This bloated, drunk, baby machine. He'd probably punch me before, during and after but I would fuck him again and again. I didn't listen to whatever he's ranting about (probably that wife), I'm too busy looking at his eyes and all that beautiful body hair.

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by Anonymousreply 93August 30, 2021 8:37 PM

^^^ Well just from his conversations with his daughter you know he’s great at degrading and humilation, so it sounds like a win/win situation for you!

by Anonymousreply 94August 30, 2021 8:46 PM

Alec Baldwin has always been sex on a stick and physically he's never been my type, neither the studio 54 busboy nor the DILF. But I would.

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by Anonymousreply 95August 31, 2021 5:22 AM

All these picks so far are because the man is either fat, ugly, old, or morally vile.

Mine’s young, ripped, hot and a nice lad (or, well-intentioned enough, anyway), just fucking stupid. 26 years old with the education and mentality of a 6 year old. He even dresses like a mucky hyper little kid with...challenges, to the point you wonder if it’s taking advantage to fuck. He needs a parent more than a partner. Intelligent independent people with even a modicum of taste ought to pass.

But he’s so cute tho😘

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by Anonymousreply 96August 31, 2021 9:00 AM

Alec Baldwin until say 5 to 10 years ago was really sexy. He is now fat and the raging in public is a turnoff.

I found duckface Stephen Baldwin attractive until around the same time frame.

by Anonymousreply 97August 31, 2021 12:19 PM

Ben Shapiro, Paul Ryan, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Matthew Macconaughey, Matt Bomer's Husband/Daddy, Tom Holland, RDJ.

by Anonymousreply 98August 31, 2021 12:24 PM

Never ashamed. I just fuck and don't care.

by Anonymousreply 99August 31, 2021 12:31 PM

Ben Shapiro is really cute. I love little guys. But the helium gas voice...

by Anonymousreply 100August 31, 2021 12:31 PM

Seth Rogan

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by Anonymousreply 101August 31, 2021 5:01 PM

Chad Wolf

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by Anonymousreply 102September 5, 2021 3:03 PM

There was this Taliban guy in the background during those CNN street interview with the female reporter 3 weeks ago. He wore a red bandana and had shoulder length hair. He was gorgeous and I kept thinking how I’d choose his crazy ass if I was forced into a marriage over there. He’s gorgeous abs probably pent up and ready for some pussy. I could make it work.

I can’t find a photo and he want one interviewed just in the background with a gun looking sexy.

by Anonymousreply 103September 5, 2021 3:08 PM

I always thought Kanye was handsome, too bad he's a crazy asshole

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by Anonymousreply 104September 5, 2021 3:14 PM

I’ve posted this before: i have great shame that one of my go to porns is Joey buttafucoc’s. He’s gross. It’s unerotic. It’s a sad porn & it get’s me off everytime. I won’t share the link as no one else should see it. Otherwise I like avarage porn

by Anonymousreply 105September 5, 2021 3:19 PM

I hang my head in abject shame that i find joe rogan hot

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by Anonymousreply 106September 5, 2021 3:41 PM

I've had a long-time crush on Col. Gaddafi's son Saif.

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by Anonymousreply 107September 5, 2021 5:56 PM


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by Anonymousreply 108September 5, 2021 7:23 PM

R107 is why I come here.

by Anonymousreply 109September 5, 2021 8:08 PM

R96 is a bit precious.

Is she ashamed to find a dumb young athlete fuckable because obviously he would be [italic]so[/italic] much more fuckable if he were good at conjugating Latin verbs?

by Anonymousreply 110September 5, 2021 8:19 PM

R15 About Stalin: That one photo of 'hot young Stalin' is considerably hotter than all other photos of young Stalin. And Stalin used to have his photos retouched not only to make himself look better, but also taller and larger than other people in photos with him. Orwell's idea about Winston retouching photos for Big Brother were based on this. He conned his way up to military power, all of it a big con like Trump.

So your psychopath instinct was right and your "he's so hot" instinct is...falling for Stalin's manipulations.

Even his name wasn't real. Stalin's birth name was Ioseb Besarionis dzе Jughashvili.

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by Anonymousreply 111September 5, 2021 8:42 PM

R38: "Mitch McConnell - it is the mouth that I find a real turn-on. Very gummy."

Damn you for making me laugh at this. 😆

by Anonymousreply 112September 5, 2021 8:46 PM


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by Anonymousreply 113September 5, 2021 9:05 PM

Stalin had the same derpy look Putin does.

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by Anonymousreply 114September 5, 2021 9:25 PM

He's very good looking, R102.

by Anonymousreply 115September 5, 2021 10:23 PM

Yummmmmm at R102.

by Anonymousreply 116September 5, 2021 11:02 PM

R113, why are you ashamed about Connor Jessup?

by Anonymousreply 117September 5, 2021 11:02 PM

R117 Because I'm almost twice his age.

by Anonymousreply 118September 6, 2021 1:17 AM

R118 So? He's legal.

by Anonymousreply 119September 6, 2021 2:34 AM

R113 Well he is 27 and indeed very fuckable, nothing to feel ashamed about

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by Anonymousreply 120September 6, 2021 5:31 AM

I was going to say Richard Spencer. But when I went to find a pic of him to post, I realized that I no longer find him attractive. However, I am still ashamed that I used to find him attractive.

by Anonymousreply 121September 6, 2021 8:03 AM

I have always been both repulsed and attracted to corrupt upwards failure Rahm Emmanuel. I want him to bang me with his stumpy finger.

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by Anonymousreply 122September 6, 2021 10:50 AM

Rex Tillerson

by Anonymousreply 123September 6, 2021 11:06 AM

For some reason this thread made me remember all those unfortunate thirst tweets for Dzokhar Tsarnaev, one of the Boston Marathon bombers. Even though he didn't do anything for me -- not really my type and, you know, evil -- I thought that Rolling Stone cover they ran was brilliant. It's truly one of their iconic covers because the photo they used (he took it of himself) does make him look like a rock star in the classic sense. It could've been a cover at any point in the last 40 years.

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by Anonymousreply 124September 6, 2021 11:20 AM

He's gotten older and thicker but Jay Mohr still does it for me.

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by Anonymousreply 125September 6, 2021 11:25 AM

Sorry about this y'all...

And I don't even like dogs, but this picture humanizes him and takes away from some of the evil.

IN MY DEFENSE though, he is less evil than some members of his party....that Scalise character gives me VERY evil vibes.....

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by Anonymousreply 126September 6, 2021 11:28 AM

The QAnon Shaman can get it.

by Anonymousreply 127September 6, 2021 11:31 AM

Repug actor Michael Milhoan

by Anonymousreply 128September 6, 2021 11:45 AM

Never really noticed Ben Stiller has his father's simian body and the same long ape-like arms.


by Anonymousreply 129September 6, 2021 11:53 AM

Why are so many of the choices here, vile hateful ReThugs?

How about nice decent caring men who happen to not be very attractive? Some of you must really hate yourselves.

Gym Jordon, Tom Cotton, ALEX JONES??? Seriously? What the motherfuck??? 😳🥺

LOTS of self loathing going on in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 130September 6, 2021 11:57 AM

[quote]The QAnon Shaman can get it.

That asshole is BALD.

by Anonymousreply 131September 6, 2021 11:57 AM

Australian ambassador Joe Hockey

by Anonymousreply 132September 6, 2021 12:09 PM

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by Anonymousreply 133September 6, 2021 12:09 PM

R130, girl....one poster was ASHAMED of Connor Jessup, where's the excitement in that???

Ashamed....think of the men you'd be embarrassed to tell your Mom your gay self sucked off.

by Anonymousreply 134September 6, 2021 12:20 PM

Albert Speer

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by Anonymousreply 135September 6, 2021 12:22 PM

R135 Nice reach back, tell us you’re Jewish to add extra fuel to the humilation.

by Anonymousreply 136September 6, 2021 12:27 PM

R130, did you read the title to this thread?

by Anonymousreply 137September 6, 2021 1:00 PM

R121 Un-holy mole-y, not him.

His face is an ad for the humanpapillomavirus vaccine.

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by Anonymousreply 138September 6, 2021 1:16 PM

William Brangham of PBS' NewsHour. I don't know what it is about him, but every time I hear him, I want to bend him over and...

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by Anonymousreply 139September 6, 2021 1:37 PM

He's disgusting. But he's hot. And eminently fuckable.

Wouldn't you just love to spread his cheeks and eat his hairy ass???

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by Anonymousreply 140September 6, 2021 1:39 PM

R140. No

by Anonymousreply 141September 6, 2021 1:46 PM

Jim Jordan, Tom Cotton, Aaron Schock, Erik Prince

by Anonymousreply 142September 6, 2021 2:09 PM

Hell no

by Anonymousreply 143September 6, 2021 2:21 PM

Instagay Sam Cushing, I hate that dickwadd, but I would totally wreck his ass before sending him home to cry to mommy.

by Anonymousreply 144September 6, 2021 2:27 PM

David Spade

by Anonymousreply 145September 6, 2021 2:51 PM

Donald Trump

by Anonymousreply 146September 6, 2021 3:00 PM

A young Tom Brokaw, circa mid-1980s.

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by Anonymousreply 147September 6, 2021 3:20 PM

Richard Quest… BDF for days and his manic energy suggests he’d throw a wild, hot fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 148September 6, 2021 4:37 PM

Steven Miller. I know he's a vampire, but I just know that hole is tight and sweet.

by Anonymousreply 149September 6, 2021 4:52 PM

R138 Richard Spencer is hot in that photo -- wonder if he has any man/man experience

by Anonymousreply 150September 6, 2021 5:01 PM

Richard Spencer was a theatre major and he's lispy and limp wristed. He's now lost everything and is at a low point so if you want to take advantage of his desperation, get on a plane and swap some Nazi Covid loads and good luck in your next life as a slime mold.

by Anonymousreply 151September 6, 2021 6:10 PM

I thought of another guy I'd like to bend over the sofa and plow him until the cows come home..

Aaron Heslehurst of "Talking Business" on the BBC.

He's a bit of an arrogant, Aussie prick, so there are times I just want to tie him up, put him over my knee and spank his Aussie arse.

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by Anonymousreply 152September 6, 2021 8:37 PM

Ron DeathSantis

by Anonymousreply 153September 6, 2021 8:40 PM

This smarmy capitalist douchebro.

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by Anonymousreply 154September 6, 2021 8:47 PM

I would hate fuck Uber social media whore Bryce Hall so hard he couldn’t walk straight for a month.

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by Anonymousreply 155September 6, 2021 8:47 PM

Corey Lewandowski

by Anonymousreply 156September 6, 2021 8:49 PM

[quote] LOTS of self loathing going on in this thread.

Yes, dear, that is the point isn't it? We are animals and our loins lust for men our minds loathe. We would fuck them and then kill them.

by Anonymousreply 157September 6, 2021 10:17 PM

[quote] [R138] Richard Spencer is hot in that photo -- wonder if he has any man/man experience.

He is the opposite of hot. No one at Datalounge will be surprised to learn that he takes raw loads up the ass from Black street trade.

by Anonymousreply 158September 6, 2021 10:27 PM

K-Pop singer Wonho

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by Anonymousreply 159September 6, 2021 11:19 PM

R111 still fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 160September 6, 2021 11:26 PM

R159, if he is your bias who is your bias wrecker?

by Anonymousreply 161September 6, 2021 11:38 PM

[quote] Instagay Sam Cushing, I hate that dickwadd

I don’t know much about him. He is good looking. Why do you hate him?

by Anonymousreply 162September 6, 2021 11:38 PM

[quote] Aaron Heslehurst of "Talking Business" on the BBC.

He’s the BBC version of Richard Quest (see R148). Same over-the-top persona/delivery and manic demeanor.

by Anonymousreply 163September 6, 2021 11:40 PM

R130 wants us to feel more shame in fucking fulgies than in his own socio-political enemies.

Curious comment.

by Anonymousreply 164September 6, 2021 11:46 PM

r135 If Bryan Cranston and Lew Ayres had a baby.....

r148 Does he have a brother named Benton? If so, party time.

r123A hat tip to you for mentioning Rex Tillerson. Cowabunga!

by Anonymousreply 165September 7, 2021 12:27 PM

Josh Hawley

Ron DeSantis

by Anonymousreply 166September 7, 2021 12:33 PM

[quote]Yes, dear, that is the point isn't it? We are animals and our loins lust for men our minds loathe. We would fuck them and then kill them.

No DEAR, you can desire to fuck unattractive men who aren't evil ReThug motherfuckers who despise gay men and would probably kill a family member if it meant they'd keep their jobs and remain rich.

Who in their right mind finds hateful vile men fuckable? In many cases, they are murderers. That has nothing to do with animalistic impulses. That fact alone should cancel out your so-called 'lust' for these vile pieces of human excrement.

Besides, most of these creeps listed aren't even halfway attractive. They aren't even ugly/hot. Not even quirky hot.

TOM COTTON? He looks like an inbred hillbilly! There is nothing attractive about that weirdo. If he hadn't wormed his way into politics, he'd be cleaning toilets somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 167September 7, 2021 2:40 PM

[quote]In many cases, they are murderers.

Indeed. Chris Watts is considered a heartthrob around here. I definitely don't [italic]agree[/italic], but it is what the fuck it is.

I will agree with you on Tom Cotton, though. This is the only place I've ever seen him called hot, and I could never understand what DLers were seeing in him. He looks like Lurch.

by Anonymousreply 168September 7, 2021 2:53 PM

Tom Cotton would make a great nude model.

But absolutely nothing else.

by Anonymousreply 169September 7, 2021 2:54 PM

Charlie Day….

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by Anonymousreply 170September 7, 2021 3:13 PM

There are some photos of Tom resembling Anthony Perkins so I can understand.

by Anonymousreply 171September 7, 2021 3:26 PM

Back in the mid-nineties, I jerked over this photo of Luke Perry(understandable)..

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by Anonymousreply 172September 7, 2021 3:29 PM

..and this photo of Tom Cruise(I have no idea what I was thinking of).

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by Anonymousreply 173September 7, 2021 3:30 PM

They were in the same film magazine that I got free at the cinema.

by Anonymousreply 174September 7, 2021 3:31 PM

[quote]I will agree with you on Tom Cotton, though. This is the only place I've ever seen him called hot, and I could never understand what DLers were seeing in him. He looks like Lurch.

The actor who played Lurch had more personality than Tom Cotton. Cotton is utterly repulsive, as disgusting as his politics.

Tom Cotton reminds me of a guy you'd see working at some small towns gas station for his entire working life. If that much!

Here's Ted Cassisdy (Lurch) with Paul Newman in the Butch Cassidy film Ted had a great body! Ted had an attractive wife and his kids were actually cute.

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by Anonymousreply 175September 7, 2021 3:39 PM

Young Tucker Carlson, young Kevin Spacey, young John Edwards, several of the Third Reich generals and air aces. I think it's the sexy black uniforms with the polished boots.

by Anonymousreply 176September 7, 2021 3:48 PM

[169]...How about an "unidentified corpse"?

by Anonymousreply 177September 7, 2021 4:05 PM

R173, nothing to be ashamed of. Tom was hot back then.

by Anonymousreply 178September 7, 2021 4:29 PM

Jeremy Renner. I can't even find a "good" picture of him where he doesn't look like a Cabbage Patch doll. But I hear he's not very nice, so that's hot.

by Anonymousreply 179September 7, 2021 4:31 PM

Oh, yes, R177! I had not thought of that, but you are EXACTLY RIGHT!

Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 180September 7, 2021 4:51 PM

I’d rather go with an Unknown Soldier, they probably have a jacked body.

by Anonymousreply 181September 7, 2021 5:09 PM

Noted sex pest James Franco, still

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by Anonymousreply 182September 7, 2021 5:11 PM

Eric Braeden

by Anonymousreply 183September 7, 2021 7:41 PM

R126 Sorry but he is the type that when he decides to move to a new place will dump off the animals at the pound because "no pets are allowed."

by Anonymousreply 184September 7, 2021 11:54 PM

I just remembered (no doubt I blocked this out for years) but I used to find Bill O'Reilly attractive in his younger days, when he was a correspondent on some show like Inside Edition or something similar. Even on his early days on Faux News I thought he was hot. My biggest turn on is body hair and I always figured he was very hairy.

by Anonymousreply 185September 8, 2021 12:11 AM

Erin O'Toole. That said, I'll never vote for him or the Tories.

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by Anonymousreply 186September 8, 2021 12:19 AM

[quote] Chris Watts is considered a heartthrob around here.

The thread was for men you’re [italic]ashamed[/italic] to find fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 187September 8, 2021 12:21 AM

Also, Josh Altman fro Million Dollar Listing LA. Now, excuse me, since, as the Japanese say, I need to go away and become one with my shame.

by Anonymousreply 188September 8, 2021 12:22 AM

[quote] R31 no. Not my fault some of you have no lives beyond politics.

Hello, Kettle, this is the right wing Pot calling...

by Anonymousreply 189September 8, 2021 12:23 AM

Narcissistic dipshit Logan Paul.

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by Anonymousreply 191October 23, 2021 10:34 PM

[quote]Mitch McConnell - it is the mouth that I find a real turn-on. Very gummy.

Solid Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

by Anonymousreply 192October 23, 2021 10:36 PM

I love how for so many of you, "Republican" is like an actual hump you have to climb over when it comes to attractiveness. I've seen people express attraction for Stalin, an actual despot responsible for millions of deaths. But your garden-variety, church-going, cut-my-taxes, close-the-border, I-like-guns Republican American is, like, actually problematic.


by Anonymousreply 193October 24, 2021 3:26 AM

R193 pretty sure it’s performative and not an actual dealbreaker for most of these MARYs.

by Anonymousreply 194October 24, 2021 3:33 AM

Ellen. :(

by Anonymousreply 195October 24, 2021 6:33 AM

R146 You're not ashamed skank.

by Anonymousreply 196October 24, 2021 11:02 AM

Kelsey Grammer.

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by Anonymousreply 197October 24, 2021 12:04 PM

I would hate fuck short pocket bitch man Corey L and dry jerk him. I’d force him to cuddle, too! .

by Anonymousreply 198October 24, 2021 7:40 PM

[quote] Ron DeathSantis

Maybe...back before he traded every scrap of his soul for double his bodyweight.

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by Anonymousreply 199October 26, 2021 3:16 AM

Tom Cotton

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by Anonymousreply 200October 26, 2021 3:35 AM

Justin Trudeau.

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by Anonymousreply 201October 26, 2021 3:49 AM

Gavin Newsome

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by Anonymousreply 202October 26, 2021 3:50 AM

Why are you ashamed of those, R201/R202?

by Anonymousreply 203October 26, 2021 4:06 AM

Hunter Biden

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by Anonymousreply 204October 26, 2021 4:06 AM

Elon Musk

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by Anonymousreply 205October 26, 2021 4:07 AM

R203 - Because I think they're total shits as people.

by Anonymousreply 206October 26, 2021 4:08 AM

I'd definitely hate fuck a young Ron "Delta Daddy" Desantis, R199

by Anonymousreply 207October 26, 2021 4:09 AM

Tommy Lee

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by Anonymousreply 208October 26, 2021 4:24 AM

I hate admitting it but Logan Paul

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by Anonymousreply 209October 26, 2021 4:29 AM

One more. Has he redeemed himself yet for it to be ok?

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by Anonymousreply 210October 26, 2021 4:31 AM

R203 I know Gavin Newsom is supposed to be a progressive superstar and heartthrob, but I don't like him or trust him. He's a prime example of a professional, slick politician who uses his looks and charm to mesmerize and win favor.

His very-liberal California politics make me feel like I should be obligated to like him despite everything else, but the 'everything else' involves having been married to Kimberly Guilfoyle and Tom Girardi. And that really shows his character.

Kim Guilfoyle is a ghoul and she is Newsom's ex. She was a Fox News personality and she is attached to Donald Trump, Jr. There is no way in my mind to make excuses for him having been with someone like her. It is evidence of his own character. Guilfoyle was recorded on video dancing in the room where all the Trumps were watching the January 6 insurrection take place on television. She is just totally sick, and at one time she was Newsom's life partner. While they were together, they did Trump family-like photoshoots ostentatiously showing off their wealth.

Tom Girardi is the now-bankrupt former multi-millionaire lawyer who stole money from orphans of plane crash victims and also from the son of a family friend who was disfigured and permanently injured by a fire. He got away with his crimes in great part because of judicial and political affiliations. Gavin Newsom was on Watch What Happens Live one night and he told Andy Cohen he loves Erika Jayne/Erika Girardi because her husband is his biggest donor.

I think if he had a face like Ted Cruz or Matt Gaetz, Gavin Newsom's affiliations would have tanked his career by now. He's a smarmy opportunist and in a less privileged life he would have been a used car salesman.

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by Anonymousreply 211October 26, 2021 1:52 PM

Yes Gavin like all politicians is a slimy swamp creature. He’s still fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 212October 26, 2021 8:11 PM

R212 - Yes, and I imagine he likes it nasty and dirty.

by Anonymousreply 213October 26, 2021 11:18 PM

Simon Monjack - thick and very hairy.

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by Anonymousreply 214October 27, 2021 12:18 AM

Steve Grand. He comes across as a total douchebag but I admit I'd still hit it.

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by Anonymousreply 215October 27, 2021 5:24 AM

Milo Yabbadabbadoo. He's disgusting. I hate him. But, damn! The man is hot.

And, yes, I am ashamed of that.

by Anonymousreply 216October 27, 2021 9:43 PM

[quote] The man is hot.

Get your eyes checked, R216. Better yet, gouge them out and have them replaced. Milo has gone full Florida bath salts.

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by Anonymousreply 217October 27, 2021 10:31 PM

I predicted it years ago, and it's happening. Within five years, he's going to look fully rotted like his infectious mentor Steve Bannon.

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by Anonymousreply 218October 27, 2021 10:32 PM

I already admitted to being ashamed, R217!

What more do you want of me?

by Anonymousreply 219October 27, 2021 10:33 PM

Milo is a bottom and he only goes for black tops.

But that isn’t even true anymore as he’s ex-gay now, isn’t he? He fucks women lol.

by Anonymousreply 220October 27, 2021 10:34 PM

there is nothing wrong with Gavin Newsom. no need to be ashamed

by Anonymousreply 221October 27, 2021 10:37 PM

R217 - Oh dear. Is he transitioning? From female to femaler.

by Anonymousreply 222October 27, 2021 11:03 PM

[quote] there is nothing wrong with Gavin Newsom. no need to be ashamed

Oh OK. I'll just be ashamed for you instead.

by Anonymousreply 223October 27, 2021 11:04 PM

Pauly Shore in his son in law phase.

Steven Tyler of Aerosmith even now when he looks like he's transitioning.

Maybe it's the spandex pants and full lips and scarves?

by Anonymousreply 224October 27, 2021 11:08 PM

R224 Stephen Tyler now looks like an emaciated grandmother. People I know met him about 15 years ago and they said he was yellow in person from the hepatitis C. I guess that is curable now if you can afford the $100k treatment.

by Anonymousreply 225October 27, 2021 11:11 PM

Tyler, at some point, morphed into Carly Simon.

by Anonymousreply 226October 27, 2021 11:18 PM

John Turtturo. I would let him do anything to me.

by Anonymousreply 227October 27, 2021 11:34 PM

Cary Stayner

Charles Starkweather

Paul Bernardo

Kenneth Bianchi

Joran Van Der Sloot

by Anonymousreply 228October 28, 2021 12:12 AM

Her presence is the only thing that keeps this from making it fappable for me

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by Anonymousreply 229October 30, 2021 1:52 PM

R19 Someone needs to start a thread about who jacked off to Ron Jeremey back in the day! That has gotta be some shameful shit! LOL

by Anonymousreply 230October 30, 2021 2:27 PM

Oh, yes. David Brooks is simultaneously reprehensible and fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 231October 30, 2021 2:31 PM

Kevin Mccarthy Mitt Romney Josh Hawley Jim Comey Ben Sasse

I hate myself!

by Anonymousreply 232October 30, 2021 2:44 PM

Oh, R232... you need some professional help. Any one of those awful me could be explained as a quirk. But all together? No, you need someone to help you do better.

by Anonymousreply 233October 30, 2021 2:47 PM

R233, I know.

I left Ron DeathSantis off the list but wanted him on there very badly.

I will try to do better [Hangs head in shame]

by Anonymousreply 234October 30, 2021 2:52 PM

We love you anyway, R232 / R234.

by Anonymousreply 235October 30, 2021 2:53 PM

Mr. Bradley from the first season of The Facts of Life ❤️

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by Anonymousreply 236October 30, 2021 3:24 PM

R233 did u see Romney grew a mustache? I actually don’t have a thing for him, but it looks great on him.

by Anonymousreply 237October 30, 2021 3:26 PM

First off, anyone who wants to fuck a politician should be ashamed. That said...

Republicans Josh Hawley and Ben Sasse are both hot. I wouldn't say no either to Jim Jordan, Mike Johnson (a little on the Poindexter side, but cute), Madison Cawthorn, Peter Meijer, Dan Crenshaw, Jason Smith, Adam Kinzinger, Marco Rubio, Mike Lee, and Todd Young.

Democrats: Brian Schatz, Martin Heinrich, Joseph Neguse, Dean Phillips (notwithstanding that YUUUGE nose), Tim Ryan, Jared Golden, Ron Kind, Seth Moulton, Colin Allred, and maybe Tim Kaine 20 years ago. I also give points for the cute but excellently named Josh Harder.

Charlie Crist and Lindsay Graham must have a lot of trouble focusing on their work.

by Anonymousreply 238October 30, 2021 4:16 PM

R238 the most fuckable congressman is Markwayne Mullin, though I’m not ashamed to find him fuckable.

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by Anonymousreply 239October 30, 2021 5:38 PM

^ For those who refuse to use Twitter, see below.

He's not bad, certainly doable. Wouldn't make my top 20, but I respect your choices. I do like the cornfed look.

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by Anonymousreply 240October 30, 2021 5:56 PM

I thought Josh Hawley was kind of hot until I saw this pic of him

looking like a woman with bad implants shopping for wine

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by Anonymousreply 241October 30, 2021 6:01 PM

He has a flat ass at R241.

by Anonymousreply 242October 30, 2021 6:04 PM

Not going to lie, Bruce Jenner

That crop top and fuzzy stomach drives me crazy

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by Anonymousreply 243October 30, 2021 6:07 PM

R241 fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 244October 30, 2021 6:08 PM

[quote] [R66] for some of us, sex is the most intimate expression of love, not merely a contest of who can hump strangers the hardest.

You're beautiful...

by Anonymousreply 245October 30, 2021 6:09 PM

I sat at a table with Bruce Jenner around 20 years ago, R243. I was thinking, oh fuck, how am I supposed to talk to an athlete for three hours? I have no idea what we talked about, but he was at least superficially very friendly and he made me feel a lot more comfortable than I would have been making small talk with an NFL quarterback. So don't feel too bad. There are worse people than Bruce Jenner.

Caitlyn Jenner, on the other hand, has become a total Mr. Hyde and if you find her doable, you should seek help.

by Anonymousreply 246October 30, 2021 6:26 PM

R246 what a strange post. Everyone knows Caitlyn is absolutely stunning and brave.

by Anonymousreply 247October 30, 2021 6:28 PM

R241 - To each his own. I think he (assuming that is Hawley, who can tell with a caption) looks hot and I would cruise that whoever it was.

In any case, everyone is capable of taking a bad (especially candid, amateur) photograph.

by Anonymousreply 248October 30, 2021 6:35 PM

Okay I'm embarrassed to admit it but Chris Christie. I know he probably reeks of Krispy Kremes but I'd love to taste his Christie Cream down my throat, then have his thick, anaconda arms hold me near.

by Anonymousreply 249October 30, 2021 6:35 PM

R249, he’s like one of the worms from Dune.

by Anonymousreply 250October 30, 2021 7:00 PM

R249 ew! What do you like about him?

by Anonymousreply 251October 30, 2021 7:36 PM

A young Eminem

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by Anonymousreply 253October 31, 2021 5:21 AM

Can someone please explain how you could find Chris Christy attractive? Plus, even if he was attractive (which he is not) when you are that fat you always have a teeny tiny dick.

by Anonymousreply 254November 1, 2021 2:08 AM

Boris Johnson (i know, i know)

by Anonymousreply 255November 1, 2021 2:19 AM

Bill de Blasio. What a hot sexy man.

by Anonymousreply 256November 1, 2021 5:17 AM

Mitt Romney. I want to grudge fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 257November 1, 2021 6:21 AM

The only Rethug I'd fuck is Adam Kinzinger and that's just because he's cute and I'm more than certain has a nice, hairy hole.

by Anonymousreply 258November 1, 2021 6:25 AM

R249 of all the men in the world, you wanna fuck Chris Christie? Really?

That is not something to be ashamed about. That is something you should seek help for.

There is nothing, and I do mean NOTHING even remotely appealing about him.

I would recoil if he ever tried to even touch me! 🤮

by Anonymousreply 259November 1, 2021 6:25 AM

R214, Good luck.

by Anonymousreply 260November 1, 2021 6:32 AM

Don't worry R259. I don't go for drama queens.

by Anonymousreply 261November 1, 2021 12:59 PM

[quote] The only Rethug I'd fuck is Adam Kinzinger and that's just because he's cute and I'm more than certain has a nice, hairy hole.

And mostly a Democrat anyway.

by Anonymousreply 262November 1, 2021 1:01 PM

Has anyone mentioned this guy?

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by Anonymousreply 263November 1, 2021 1:03 PM

R261 Honey, you're The Queen! Which is why I find you repulsive.

Gurrrl from your sagging breasts to your fucking camel toe, the bitch is definitely YOU!

by Anonymousreply 264November 1, 2021 1:39 PM

If I find a man fuckable I would have absolutely no shame about it whatsoever. I think I have pretty decent taste in men.

by Anonymousreply 265November 1, 2021 2:01 PM

Matt Kaulig, the Leaf Filter guy with the jacked face (which I find irresistible.)

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by Anonymousreply 266November 1, 2021 4:55 PM

R266 - He looks like Matt Dillon's dimmer, uglier half-brother. But I've seen worse.

by Anonymousreply 267November 2, 2021 12:11 AM

R263. He's definitely cute. So are the suspenders fastened to his nipples?

by Anonymousreply 268November 2, 2021 12:12 AM

[quote] He looks like Matt Dillon's dimmer, uglier half-brother. But I've seen worse.

Case in point.

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by Anonymousreply 269November 2, 2021 2:40 AM

^ Very good. I totally forgot Kevin even existed.

by Anonymousreply 270November 2, 2021 2:44 AM

Paul Ryan

John Boehner

Rick Perry

by Anonymousreply 271November 2, 2021 5:39 AM

Tom Cotton is ugly as sin. I think his cartoonishly long neck and massive adams apple make him uglier than Jim Jordan or Ted Cruz. I thought Milo Y was cute before he bought those awful, cut-rate chompers. I would have loved to rip off his tacky clothes and go to town on him.

by Anonymousreply 272November 2, 2021 5:54 AM


You obviously don't like Cotton (I don't either). And I'll agree with you that Cotton IS ugly.

BUT... he's no where near as ugly as Cruz or Jordan.

Let's not get carried away here.

by Anonymousreply 273November 2, 2021 6:29 AM

R263 I don't understand why someone would be ashamed to find that guy fuckable? Is he a republican?

by Anonymousreply 274November 2, 2021 6:52 AM

B U M P for a L A U G H!


by Anonymousreply 275November 2, 2021 6:57 AM

R274, R263 here. In my case, there is a major age difference. It is situational. But, yes, he probably is a NRA Republican.

R26 he 8, if you want to see his nipples, watch the video. There is a better video, but I cant find it.

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by Anonymousreply 276November 2, 2021 11:17 AM

Tom Cotton can look handsome in some photos. He's kind of got an Anthony Perkins thing going on.

by Anonymousreply 277November 2, 2021 1:00 PM

this is very very shameful, but I found Alec Baldwin and Curtis Sliwa very fuckable when they were both in their 40s.

by Anonymousreply 278November 2, 2021 1:39 PM

Despite his faults and flaws, Josh Hawley is so my type.

by Anonymousreply 279November 2, 2021 3:12 PM

R278, no need to be ashamed about a young Alec Baldwin. He was considered one of the hottest men in Hollywood.

[Side Note: Baldwin looks like an old drunk now.]

But Curtis Silwa? I had to google him and I gotta say, you need to seek help. There's nothing sexy about that man (past or present).

by Anonymousreply 280November 2, 2021 3:44 PM

Alec Baldwin was gorgeous when he was young. He kind of reminds me of Dylan McDermott in this photo.

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by Anonymousreply 281November 2, 2021 4:05 PM

I've always preferred Stephen Baldwin among the brothers.

He had kind of a bad-boy look.

by Anonymousreply 282November 2, 2021 4:07 PM

Stephen Baldwin should have patented his silly duck lips. He'd be so rich now!

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by Anonymousreply 283November 2, 2021 4:11 PM

R283 I was talking about the Stephen Baldwin of about two decades or more ago.

by Anonymousreply 284November 2, 2021 4:16 PM

R284 Even then, he had natural duck lips a Kardashian fan would kill for.

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by Anonymousreply 285November 2, 2021 4:32 PM

R285 Those look like very kissable (not to mention cocksucking) lips to me.

Not to say that he ever actually sucked cock.

by Anonymousreply 286November 2, 2021 4:35 PM

Jose Andres -mmm I love that chunky spaniard

by Anonymousreply 287November 2, 2021 8:46 PM

You're very likely to have a chance with closeted Tom Cotton.

by Anonymousreply 288November 2, 2021 9:28 PM

I thought Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a hot daddy 😳

by Anonymousreply 289November 2, 2021 9:48 PM

Eric Trump. Mea maxima culpa.

by Anonymousreply 290November 2, 2021 10:46 PM

This guy - just imagine the pinga grande on him! And that voice!

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by Anonymousreply 291November 2, 2021 11:05 PM

The screaming queen of QVC Alberti Popaj

"When this tastemaker isn't sharing his know-how, he loves spoiling his two pet poodles, Prince Charming & Coco."

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by Anonymousreply 292November 2, 2021 11:48 PM

some of you gotta get your eyes checked or raise your standards!

by Anonymousreply 293November 2, 2021 11:51 PM

Pros: nice chest and defined cum gutters

Cons: seems exhausting

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by Anonymousreply 294November 3, 2021 12:30 AM

[quote] some of you gotta get your eyes checked

Especially R12 who is attracted to wonk-eyed Andy Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 295November 3, 2021 12:54 AM

[quote]Tom Cotton can look handsome in some photos. He's kind of got an Anthony Perkins thing going on.

Make that a Norman Bates thing going on and I'll agree with you.

by Anonymousreply 296November 3, 2021 1:00 AM

DL never fails to grant more shame to the already ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 297November 3, 2021 3:23 AM

It's not all visual, R293. You should know that, by now.

The visual is just one small and not very important piece of the puzzle.

by Anonymousreply 298November 3, 2021 1:44 PM

Edith Bunker’s almost rapist.

If I spray my hole with lemon pledge, will he cum?

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by Anonymousreply 299November 3, 2021 6:12 PM

Brandon Maxwell from Project Runway. Yes, yes...I know it would be like sticking your dick in the Pillsbury Doughboy, but there is something about that man that ....the salt and pepper hair, that Southern accent with all the ugly knocked out of it...that floods Mama's basement.

by Anonymousreply 300November 5, 2021 1:48 PM

R299, there's no reason to feel ashamed of finding David Dukes to be fuckable.

Any man in his right mind would have wanted to fuck David Dukes in his prime. He was smoking hot.

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by Anonymousreply 301November 5, 2021 1:52 PM

But what if I only want David Dukes to fuck me if he’s wearing a Hanes plain white undershirt, r301?

by Anonymousreply 302November 5, 2021 2:23 PM

Brian Kelley (formerly of Florida Georgia Line).

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by Anonymousreply 303November 5, 2021 2:40 PM

R301, I saw him on Broadway in Bent with Richard Gere.

Bonus: Richard Jordan sat in the seat next to me.

by Anonymousreply 304November 5, 2021 4:40 PM

Fatty Arbuckle

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by Anonymousreply 305November 5, 2021 5:03 PM

I never knew David Duke was so hot - I love me a good old-fashioned Neo-Nazi.

by Anonymousreply 306November 5, 2021 9:10 PM

Sheriff Mark Lamb

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by Anonymousreply 307November 5, 2021 9:11 PM

Dan Blocker (AKA Hoss Cartwright!)

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by Anonymousreply 309November 5, 2021 9:25 PM

I had the hots for the the shady character Fisher Stevens played in the movie Reversal of Fortune.

by Anonymousreply 310November 5, 2021 9:28 PM

I have a strange attraction to Hans Frank, the Butcher of Poland.

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by Anonymousreply 311November 5, 2021 11:45 PM

Jeff Bezos. Bet that dick is thick and juicy.

by Anonymousreply 312November 6, 2021 12:19 AM

R312 yeah I'd fuck him, too. With his fleece vest on (and nothing else)

by Anonymousreply 313November 6, 2021 12:49 AM

Oh sweet Maddie

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by Anonymousreply 314November 6, 2021 1:30 AM

1960's Dick Van Dyke.

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by Anonymousreply 315November 6, 2021 1:44 AM

The only time you should shameful for Dick Van Dyke was his appearance on The Golden Girls.

by Anonymousreply 316November 6, 2021 4:11 AM

The difference between gay men and the rest of humanity is there is no shame that has ever stopped a gay man from going for it if he can get away with it.

by Anonymousreply 317November 6, 2021 8:40 AM

Josh wearing a white t-shirt for Episode 2.

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by Anonymousreply 318November 6, 2021 12:03 PM

Anybody else find Pierre Woodman hot?

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by Anonymousreply 319November 6, 2021 1:35 PM

Speaking of Dick Van Dyke, I find his son Barry quite attractive.

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by Anonymousreply 320November 6, 2021 3:10 PM

So interesting. Barry Van Dyke is far better looking than his father ever was, but it doesn't seem to matter. Dad has all the charisma and star power.

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by Anonymousreply 321November 6, 2021 3:19 PM

Dick Cheney

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by Anonymousreply 322November 6, 2021 3:53 PM

R321 It's rare that 2nd generation performer can Eclipse their SUPERSTAR parent.

I doubt any of us would know who Barry was without the popularity of his father.

It's hard to beat an original! 😜

by Anonymousreply 323November 6, 2021 6:56 PM

Ron DeathSantis.

by Anonymousreply 324November 6, 2021 8:05 PM

I have a very good-looking, muscular friend who has an attraction to heavy-set bearish men for sex. Like he won't admit he fucks them but we run into guys all the time he fucked. I know one guy he did. He tells them not to even talk to him if they see him out because he is in a relationship (he is not). He is just embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 325November 6, 2021 8:10 PM

R325 I resemble that remark. LOL

If I go out and I see a big tall stocky man, I get weak in the knees. If he has a mean rough looking face, I'd DEFINITELY be trying to discreetly get Frankenstein to take me home! LOL

I am a good looking guy and would get so much shit from my friends if they knew.

So Shhh don't tell anyone! lol

by Anonymousreply 326November 6, 2021 10:15 PM

r326 same for my friend. I told him I know his secret and he laughed it off, then I told him the name of one of his fat fuck buds. I asked him why he was ashamed, So and so was a really great dude. Too many gay guys hung up on what other people think.

by Anonymousreply 327November 7, 2021 2:12 AM

R289 guess you missed this photo

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by Anonymousreply 328November 8, 2021 1:40 AM

Jerry Orbach

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by Anonymousreply 329November 8, 2021 1:28 PM

Chris Cuomo

He's such a narcissistic douche bag!

by Anonymousreply 330November 8, 2021 1:42 PM

I'd happily do big brother Andrew too!

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by Anonymousreply 331November 8, 2021 1:47 PM

Sam Waterston

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by Anonymousreply 332November 8, 2021 1:54 PM

Anthoney Weiner, I find him oddly sexy and would let him do anything he want to me. I bet he is into some weird geeky freaky stuff like dressing up ad Darth Vader and I'm Princess Leia.

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by Anonymousreply 333November 8, 2021 2:01 PM

R333 I would never admit it publicly, but I have always found Anthony Weiner sexy. He is obviously smart and conventional and "square" in public but a freak in private! His face is very average, but for an older man his body is hot and he has a nice hard penis. What is not to like?

by Anonymousreply 334November 8, 2021 2:21 PM

Bill de Blasio

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by Anonymousreply 335November 8, 2021 2:23 PM

R335 he is an asshole but totally irresistable!

by Anonymousreply 336November 8, 2021 2:54 PM

The question is: Is his asshole irresistible?

by Anonymousreply 337November 8, 2021 3:01 PM

My kinda guy.

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by Anonymousreply 338November 8, 2021 3:10 PM

R338, He was born Warren Wilhelm, Jr.

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by Anonymousreply 339November 8, 2021 7:53 PM

R338, Is that corn dog circumcised?

by Anonymousreply 340November 8, 2021 7:56 PM

There is a little person at my gym I want to fuck the shit out of. Something about him drives me nuts.

by Anonymousreply 341November 8, 2021 9:39 PM

R341 why r u ashamed? They’re people too!

by Anonymousreply 342November 9, 2021 2:40 AM

Lately I've been ashamed to discover that since Project Veritas asshole James O'Keefe has been working out I find him hot.

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by Anonymousreply 343November 9, 2021 2:46 AM

[quote] [R341] why r u ashamed? They’re people too!

Or at least half-people!

by Anonymousreply 344November 9, 2021 2:47 AM

Gym Jordan. I don't want him to speak, but I do want him to bend over.

by Anonymousreply 345November 9, 2021 2:49 AM

R343 same

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by Anonymousreply 347November 9, 2021 12:24 PM

The Daytripper

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by Anonymousreply 348November 9, 2021 12:32 PM

Especially bearded de Blasio.

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by Anonymousreply 349November 9, 2021 1:20 PM

Burt Hummel

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by Anonymousreply 350November 9, 2021 1:30 PM

MBS is about seven kinds of sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 351November 9, 2021 1:44 PM

Paul Bunyan

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by Anonymousreply 352November 9, 2021 2:26 PM

de Blasio is 6'5" tall. And when you're standing near him, that height gives him a lot of sexual energy. 20 years ago, I used to see him from time to time when I was living in Brooklyn and he was always hot to death. I know he's not been an entirely popular mayor, but he was a steaming hot City Council member.

by Anonymousreply 353November 9, 2021 2:31 PM

B d B

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by Anonymousreply 354November 9, 2021 2:51 PM

I want to be gang banged by the tough Munchkin trio.

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by Anonymousreply 355November 9, 2021 3:09 PM

There are pics of an out of shape Chris Cuomo on the Instagram fan page and he still looks fuckabke.

by Anonymousreply 356November 9, 2021 3:16 PM

Mr. Clean

by Anonymousreply 357November 9, 2021 3:19 PM

For r329

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by Anonymousreply 358November 9, 2021 3:31 PM

R358, thanks!

by Anonymousreply 359November 9, 2021 3:37 PM

Mark Allen

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by Anonymousreply 360November 9, 2021 3:46 PM

Oscar Pistorius

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by Anonymousreply 361November 10, 2021 12:22 AM

Erik Prince

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by Anonymousreply 362November 10, 2021 4:14 AM

That douchey guy in the Kayak commercial who calls it "Canoe!"

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by Anonymousreply 363November 10, 2021 1:44 PM

Not sure if I'm the only one here to say it, but I can't help myself wanting to fuck that politically repugnant Matt Goetz, (or however you spell his name), the rep. from Florida who supposedly likes fucking teenage girls.

I'm a top, and have this deep, aching desire to slam fuck his hole right through a cheap motel wall while pulling his hair.... and then maybe kissin' on him a little before I slap the fuck outta his smug face and kick him out.

I'm sorry. Really, I am. I can't help it. :'-(

by Anonymousreply 364November 10, 2021 1:50 PM

Max Baer Jr.

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by Anonymousreply 365November 10, 2021 1:54 PM

Jeremy Brandt, the guy in the Capitol One commercials.

And forget about his wallet. I want to know what's in his pants.

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by Anonymousreply 366November 10, 2021 1:57 PM

Aaron Rodgers

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by Anonymousreply 367November 10, 2021 2:22 PM

This thread is way stronger than conversion therapy

by Anonymousreply 368November 10, 2021 2:33 PM

Aaron Rodgers cleans up nice.

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by Anonymousreply 369November 10, 2021 2:39 PM

I nearly puked when I saw Anthony Weiner and Bill de Blasio...

by Anonymousreply 370November 10, 2021 3:14 PM

Damn, I think Erik Prince is pretty hot too but he looks so fucking rough and old for mid 40s!

by Anonymousreply 371November 10, 2021 3:15 PM

Chris Brown, but mostly Chris Browns dick.

by Anonymousreply 372November 10, 2021 3:20 PM

Christ some of you should be ashamed - the Butcher of Poland? But nothing to be ashamed of with Jerry Orbach, Dick Van Dyke or Sam Waterston.

by Anonymousreply 373November 10, 2021 3:24 PM

Late-career Raymond Burr.

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by Anonymousreply 374November 10, 2021 4:18 PM

R370 I’d fuck wiener if he put a bag over his head and didn’t talk.

But no to BdB. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 375November 10, 2021 4:21 PM

Fred "Horse Cock Face" Gwynne.

In or out of the makeup.

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by Anonymousreply 376November 10, 2021 4:24 PM

Hairy Chris Hardwick is delightful.

(Shaved Chris Hardwick... no.)

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by Anonymousreply 377November 11, 2021 1:50 AM

Gerald McRaney

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by Anonymousreply 378November 11, 2021 2:27 AM

Lol r376… r377 and r378 why are you ashamed? They are both hot.

by Anonymousreply 379November 11, 2021 2:30 AM

Hardwick certainly can be hot. But he's a comic and comics are often godawful pricks. Hence, the shame.

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by Anonymousreply 380November 11, 2021 2:37 AM

Whut...is that a real photo of Hardwick R380?

Chet (I feel like there should be mic drop here)

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by Anonymousreply 381November 11, 2021 10:10 AM

Triple H

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by Anonymousreply 382November 11, 2021 12:49 PM

Young pre-Star Trek Leonard Nimoy.

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by Anonymousreply 383November 11, 2021 1:13 PM

R330 Chris Cuomo was always gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 384November 11, 2021 1:16 PM

Geraldo Rivera

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by Anonymousreply 385November 11, 2021 1:34 PM

i was channel surfing and saw Geraldo. Damn he still has nice thick hair, mostly white now but no receding hairline or anything.

by Anonymousreply 386November 11, 2021 3:32 PM


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by Anonymousreply 387November 11, 2021 4:05 PM

Agree, R387. I totally found Bob Denver fuckable when he played Gilligan (and I'm not ashamed to admit it either).

by Anonymousreply 388November 11, 2021 4:17 PM

Conservative “comedian” Steven Crowder, showing off his wonderful thighs here

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by Anonymousreply 389November 11, 2021 4:28 PM

Trumpian speech and essay writer Michael Anton

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by Anonymousreply 390November 11, 2021 4:35 PM

Dead football player John Matuszak.

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by Anonymousreply 391November 11, 2021 4:43 PM

R384 I whole heartedly agree with you, but he is also a Major Douchebag, hence the shame!

by Anonymousreply 392November 11, 2021 7:52 PM

R391, why the shame? Nothing wrong with wanting that!

by Anonymousreply 393November 11, 2021 7:53 PM

Ed Henry

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by Anonymousreply 394November 11, 2021 7:56 PM

A young Bill "We'll Do It Live" O'Reilly.

NOT Bill present day. Fuck NO!

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by Anonymousreply 395November 11, 2021 7:59 PM

R395, he claims to have a big one. he's bragging on himself...

gee, not sure, you know what they say about self praise.

by Anonymousreply 396November 11, 2021 8:06 PM

R396 I don't care how big it is, present day O'Reilly looks like a troll. To listen to his mindless dribble and look at his awful face is too much.

But Bill in the day, I would endure it. LOL

by Anonymousreply 397November 11, 2021 8:08 PM

Peter Cancro, founder of Jersey Mikes.

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by Anonymousreply 398November 11, 2021 8:20 PM

Robert A. Schuller, son of televangelist Robert H. Schuller.

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by Anonymousreply 399November 11, 2021 8:50 PM

Actor Edward Norton

by Anonymousreply 400November 11, 2021 9:06 PM

Chuck Grassley

by Anonymousreply 401November 11, 2021 9:09 PM

Ted Bundy

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by Anonymousreply 402November 11, 2021 9:23 PM

I could not agree more, R377. Chris Hardwick is unbelievably hot with his thick hairy chest. And unbelievably lady like and white and pasty and gross with it shaved.

by Anonymousreply 403November 11, 2021 9:57 PM

This jailbird - "disorderly conduct - fighting".

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by Anonymousreply 404November 11, 2021 9:59 PM

Crazy ASS QAnon Shaman, Jacob Chansley (But only when in full costume... otherwise he looks weak-total turnoff).

Yes go ahead and throw literal shit at me like Cersei Lannister (I deserve it). A shameful moment indeed! 😳

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by Anonymousreply 405November 12, 2021 8:04 PM

Thom Bierdz

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by Anonymousreply 406November 12, 2021 8:06 PM

R406 EWwww! Hard pass!

Back in the day he was so cute and boy next door. Then he left Y&R and kinda lost his mind!

I think all the plastic surgery has made him looney!

by Anonymousreply 407November 12, 2021 8:20 PM

Dr Shawn Baker

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by Anonymousreply 408November 12, 2021 10:20 PM

I find Hakeem Jeffries tiresome, hypocritical, and hot as fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 409November 13, 2021 4:23 AM

I know all you girls want to fuck Joel Osteen. But are you ashamed of that?

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by Anonymousreply 410November 13, 2021 5:27 AM

Murderer Steven Carrillo. I was following the headlines as the news happened, & when they flashed his pic I thought, noooo! He’s too handsome to be a killer!

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by Anonymousreply 411November 13, 2021 6:10 AM

R410 I am not ashamed at all. He makes my skin crawl.

by Anonymousreply 412November 13, 2021 11:31 AM

Sir Ben Kingsley

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by Anonymousreply 413November 13, 2021 3:22 PM

Ben Kingsley is all yours, R413

But I get his son.

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by Anonymousreply 414November 13, 2021 3:25 PM


by Anonymousreply 415November 13, 2021 3:34 PM

Jim J. Bullock

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by Anonymousreply 416November 13, 2021 5:04 PM

Tim Kaine.

Sweet faced cuddly Irish-American daddy with a furry chest, erect nipples, round belly and kindly blue eyes. Even though he is married with something like five or six kids (I like to think of him shooting thick, potent loads of cum) he definitely smells cookies, and I have no doubt a hard cock has parted his lips and butthole more than once.

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by Anonymousreply 417November 14, 2021 1:55 AM

Rex Tillerson and Mike Pompeo (before he lost his weight)

by Anonymousreply 418November 14, 2021 8:16 AM

R417, He always looks like a disheveled drunk.

by Anonymousreply 419November 14, 2021 11:27 AM

R419 I never got the Tim Kaine thing. He seems like a nice man, and someone dug up an attractive pic of him as a young man, but there is certainly nothing sexy about him today.

In fact, there is only a handful of Congressmen I would do nowadays. The number of hotties has declined significantly in recent years. There are more women now too. 🤮Also the weak and fecklessness of both parties (especially GOP) really makes many of these men undesirable.

by Anonymousreply 420November 14, 2021 12:11 PM

Kevin Sorbo

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by Anonymousreply 421November 14, 2021 12:52 PM

Silver Jon Hamm

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by Anonymousreply 422November 14, 2021 2:39 PM

Okay, that is probably the gayest pic of Jon Hamm that I've seen, like, ever. Just sayin'.

by Anonymousreply 423November 14, 2021 10:22 PM

R420 I agree. I’ll never understand why DLers constantly cream their panties over politicians. There are 3 or 4 hot ones, tops.

by Anonymousreply 424November 14, 2021 10:24 PM

R410 his body and face are fine, but I just don’t get that sexual vibe from him. He seems very low t and vanilla.

by Anonymousreply 425November 14, 2021 10:26 PM

Dana White

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by Anonymousreply 426November 15, 2021 10:01 AM

R422 This is what I think about when someone mentions John Hamm and their aint nothing to feel ashamed about finding him fuckable!

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by Anonymousreply 427November 15, 2021 10:23 AM

r419, r420: I know, I know! Most people say that about Tim. But he just does "it" for me and I'm not ashamed.

There was even fan fiction about him!

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by Anonymousreply 428November 15, 2021 3:35 PM

All 6'4" of dashing Otto Skorzeny.

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by Anonymousreply 429November 15, 2021 5:32 PM

Stone Cold Steve Austin

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by Anonymousreply 430November 15, 2021 5:35 PM

Jason Alexander (George on Seinfeld).

He was especially cute when he was young. Sometimes I wonder if he’s gay-adjacent.

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by Anonymousreply 431November 15, 2021 6:53 PM

Nathan Lane in Only Murders in the Building

by Anonymousreply 432November 15, 2021 8:25 PM

Mark Cuban

by Anonymousreply 433November 15, 2021 9:45 PM

Fatty Seth, fatty Cole, fatty PSH, RIP, fatty Chasten, fatty Jack. See where I'm heading?

by Anonymousreply 434November 15, 2021 9:59 PM

R433 I think Mr. Wonderful is the cutest shark. But I’d do Mark too. And Robert. Heck, I’d do Daymond too.

by Anonymousreply 435November 16, 2021 5:01 AM

R431 I liked Jason Alexander on Seinfeld, Fat, Bald, hairy and neurotic, the quintessential American Jew stereotype. 😂

Plus I don't like men in wigs.

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by Anonymousreply 436November 16, 2021 10:06 AM

R430, I don't think you need to be ashamed of finding Stone Cold Steve Austin fuckable. He has always had a sexy, hot, daddy top vibe.

by Anonymousreply 437November 16, 2021 10:31 AM

Not ashamed but I've always thought he was sexy

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by Anonymousreply 438November 16, 2021 12:43 PM

^Who is that? And why are you ashamed at all?

by Anonymousreply 439November 16, 2021 1:02 PM

Jon Stewart. Very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 440November 16, 2021 1:21 PM

Caitlyn Jenner

by Anonymousreply 441November 16, 2021 1:24 PM

These two. Hate their politics, but if they were married insurance agents I would let them DP me until I've drained them both.

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by Anonymousreply 442November 16, 2021 1:26 PM

Till Lindemann from Rammstein.

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by Anonymousreply 443November 16, 2021 3:00 PM


I'm not 430 (and don't speak for them), but I suspect that some people would be ashamed to admit they wanna fuck anybody from the cheesy (and fake) world of the WWE, but you're right, none of these Queens is kicking Steve Austin outta bed!

by Anonymousreply 444November 16, 2021 3:36 PM

R441 The question specifically asks about "men." Is Caitlyn Jenner a "man?"

by Anonymousreply 445November 16, 2021 3:38 PM

R445, Only from the waist down.

by Anonymousreply 446November 16, 2021 3:55 PM

Henry Cavill, it bugs me that he's closeted.

by Anonymousreply 447November 16, 2021 9:23 PM

Simply irresistible.

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by Anonymousreply 448November 16, 2021 10:57 PM

Ed Sheeran. I don't mind if he smells funny down there.

by Anonymousreply 449November 16, 2021 11:03 PM

Corey Lewandowski

by Anonymousreply 450November 16, 2021 11:40 PM

Some gay guy on Twitter said he'd do Kyle Rittenhouse, if he weren't such a monster. Ewww, he's so ugly and he looks like a little boy.

by Anonymousreply 451November 17, 2021 2:35 AM

[quote] he's so ugly and he looks like a little boy.

Given the former, the latter is not intriguing.

by Anonymousreply 452November 17, 2021 2:37 AM

Jeremy Brandt in the Capitol 1 commercials has nice thick thighs.

by Anonymousreply 453November 17, 2021 3:20 AM

r439, that's sportsballologist Max Kellerman in r438. I've always found him very attractive.

by Anonymousreply 454November 17, 2021 3:42 AM

I don't blame you. Is he a douche or something?

by Anonymousreply 455November 17, 2021 5:05 AM

R455 Douchey in a sports announcer way. I said I wasn't ashamed, BUT I could definitely see the queens on DL having something to say about it.

by Anonymousreply 456November 17, 2021 12:36 PM

I'd lick his pole, r456. I find him so hot, I've listened to him talk about sportsball a number of times.

by Anonymousreply 457November 17, 2021 1:19 PM

The Liberty Mutual guy.

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by Anonymousreply 458November 17, 2021 5:56 PM

Cult filmmaker Neil Breen.

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by Anonymousreply 459November 18, 2021 6:01 PM

The Defacto troll posted this question. It’s interesting how many of its posts related to gay shame.

by Anonymousreply 460November 18, 2021 6:02 PM

Neil Breen is da man!

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by Anonymousreply 461November 18, 2021 6:35 PM

I can understand why so many would be ashamed of the choices here. Most of these men listed are repulsive looking, some are actual Nazis and the others are vile ReThug politicians who are trying to destroy democracy.

All that cancels out whatever 'hotness' factor you guys think they possess.

by Anonymousreply 462November 18, 2021 7:13 PM

Lindsey Graham, but only because I've loved ladybugs since I was a kid.

by Anonymousreply 463November 18, 2021 7:14 PM


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by Anonymousreply 464November 18, 2021 7:31 PM

On a purely physical level, QAnon shaman Jacob Chansley. Otherwise, I find him repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 465November 18, 2021 7:38 PM

The dorky guy in the white shirt and black trousers and tie at the 2:25 mark. For some reason, I find the way he moves sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 466November 18, 2021 8:49 PM

R466 He's too dorky for me. I like the way the one in the tan turtleneck and white pants is bouncing his bulge all over the place. LOL

The hottest is the guy in all Black. He looks like he could put it down!

by Anonymousreply 467November 18, 2021 8:59 PM

R462 missed her calling as a Sunday School teacher.

by Anonymousreply 468November 19, 2021 12:10 AM

Harold Ramis in Ghostbusters Afterlife.

by Anonymousreply 469November 20, 2021 10:12 PM


And you can all watch.

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by Anonymousreply 470November 20, 2021 10:16 PM

[quote][R462] missed her calling as a Sunday School teacher.

What makes you think I'm not?

Admit it, most of these choices are about self-loathing and extremely bad taste.

by Anonymousreply 471November 20, 2021 10:43 PM

I actually used to think Greg Kelly was cute back when he was on FOX5 weekday mornings here in NYC. Now that he's exposed himself to be a complete Trumptard piece of shit, however, I can't stand him.

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by Anonymousreply 472November 21, 2021 12:01 AM

[quote] I actually used to think Greg Kelly was cute back when he was on FOX5 weekday mornings here in NYC. Now that he's exposed himself to be a complete Trumptard piece of shit, however, I can't stand him.

Kelly's only saving grace, he doesn't look like his fug father. What a beast! 🤢 🤮

Whatever happened to Greg Kelly's rape allegations?

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by Anonymousreply 473November 21, 2021 3:12 AM

Lex Fridman. MIT professor and mostly tiresome Youtube bro-llectual. Physically he's not very hot, just average looking, not even sure what his body looks like but he does this thing in his podcasts where he's talking and he kind of gets this little half-smile in his eyes and ugh, godfuckingdamnit I want to climb this mf like a tree.

by Anonymousreply 474November 21, 2021 3:26 AM

[quote] Lex Fridman...he kind of gets this little half-smile in his eyes

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by Anonymousreply 475November 21, 2021 3:29 AM

Oh god, R475. Oh god. Oh god.

by Anonymousreply 476November 21, 2021 3:36 AM

Joe Giudice.

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by Anonymousreply 477November 21, 2021 3:47 AM

“Chopped” regular Scott Conant

by Anonymousreply 478November 21, 2021 4:23 AM

Just gonna leave this here.

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by Anonymousreply 479November 21, 2021 4:42 AM

I'm ashamed (if I'm sober) but I can't really call them "men."

That's why I'm ashamed (if I'm sober).

by Anonymousreply 480November 21, 2021 4:43 AM

Do I have to use my real name?

by Anonymousreply 481November 21, 2021 4:44 AM

Robert Plotkin from Season One of Project Runway (now a real estate agent.)

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by Anonymousreply 482November 21, 2021 11:20 PM

r477: Joe Giudice has gold-medal nips with big areolas. They need a hard chewing.

by Anonymousreply 483November 22, 2021 2:46 AM

R481 It's ok Nestor you don't have to lie about finding him fuckable anymore, you're too old for him.

by Anonymousreply 484November 22, 2021 8:42 AM

David Hasselhoff

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by Anonymousreply 485November 22, 2021 4:13 PM

Roxane Gay

by Anonymousreply 486November 22, 2021 8:50 PM

Bobby Flay.

( Hanging my head in shame. )

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by Anonymousreply 487November 22, 2021 9:08 PM

Oh, those eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 488November 22, 2021 9:18 PM

I absolutely don't want to bang Michael Cohen, R488, but he has a weird hangdog swagger that I can see might appeal to some.

by Anonymousreply 489November 23, 2021 1:01 AM

Gawd help us, R488. Cohen could definitely get it.

by Anonymousreply 490November 23, 2021 11:29 AM

R489, He was interviewed on CNN a few days ago about his house arrest being discontinued and he looked better than ever before. He's lost weight and appeared to have been working out.

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by Anonymousreply 492November 23, 2021 2:17 PM

Michael Cohen has totally got it going on.

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by Anonymousreply 493November 23, 2021 2:43 PM

Christopher Meloni

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by Anonymousreply 496November 23, 2021 7:10 PM

R496 He is 60 years old and holding it down better than many 30 year olds!

by Anonymousreply 497November 23, 2021 8:04 PM

R488 Michael Cohen can get it any time and any place!

Even when he was working with TFG, I was still so attracted to him, but even more now. That tough guy "I don't give a fuck" fuggetabout it attitude is so sexy!

by Anonymousreply 498November 23, 2021 8:06 PM

I want Michael Grimm to break me in half, like a boy! 😂😂🤪

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by Anonymousreply 499November 23, 2021 8:08 PM

This fat fucker is hot!

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by Anonymousreply 500November 23, 2021 8:13 PM

I would agree R500, but there are rumors that he is an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 501November 23, 2021 8:16 PM

R501 that is where the shame comes in!

Most of the men on this list are total douche bags.

That is the difference between horny gay men and virtually every other category of people on the planet.

We can separate sex from everything else in our lives. We can sleep with assholes .... and do it for free! lol

by Anonymousreply 502November 23, 2021 8:25 PM

Speaking of fat daddies...I would blow the guy on the left.

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by Anonymousreply 503November 23, 2021 8:36 PM

Since a few of you have shamefully confessed to 3rd Reich figures.... pre-Nazi WWI flying ace Hermann Göring had BDE.

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by Anonymousreply 504November 23, 2021 9:20 PM

That didn't post. The internet was trying to hide my shame.

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by Anonymousreply 505November 23, 2021 9:21 PM

Mike Lindell

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by Anonymousreply 506November 24, 2021 3:44 AM

R506 No fucking way. 🤮

by Anonymousreply 507November 24, 2021 3:52 AM

John Kelly, Trump's second Chief of Staff. The commanding glare he always has on his face does something to me. Forgive me, Jesus.

by Anonymousreply 508November 24, 2021 3:59 AM

R507, At least you might get a couple of free pillows out of it.

by Anonymousreply 509November 24, 2021 11:14 AM

Will Smith apparently.

by Anonymousreply 510November 24, 2021 11:17 AM

R509, You gonna humiliate yourself like that for a couple of pillows? Plus, I heard that his pillows aren't that great. 😳

by Anonymousreply 511November 24, 2021 11:46 AM

R510, Where's the shame in that? He's a beautiful man.

by Anonymousreply 512November 24, 2021 11:47 AM

He's a creepy Douche Bag but the creepiness turns me on!

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by Anonymousreply 513November 24, 2021 11:57 AM

This smug bastard.

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by Anonymousreply 515November 24, 2021 12:20 PM

UGH, the Valtrex tho.

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by Anonymousreply 516November 24, 2021 12:43 PM

Charles Barkley & Shaquille O'Neal

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by Anonymousreply 517November 24, 2021 12:53 PM

R514 THREAD CLOSED for Moral, Ethical & Humanitarian reasons

by Anonymousreply 518November 24, 2021 1:29 PM

R518 Can’t I be the straw?

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by Anonymousreply 519November 24, 2021 1:30 PM

John "Pornstache" Stossel is a sexy beast.

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by Anonymousreply 520November 24, 2021 6:57 PM

I find Roman Abramovich very sexy. If only he would spend his fortune on me!

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by Anonymousreply 521November 24, 2021 9:51 PM

John Stossel is a MAJOR ASSHOLE.

Ya oughta be ashamed of yourself, R520!

by Anonymousreply 522November 25, 2021 2:38 AM

R522 is absolutely correct. John Stossel is an asshole and an unethical journalist who had to apologize for lying. He is constantly over all Fox News talking shit and was "thrilled" by many of Trump's immoral policies. FUCK STOSSEL!

Oh by the way, below is what that Stossel troll looks like today without his make up and wig! Still find him fuckable?

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by Anonymousreply 523November 25, 2021 11:56 AM

R522 Yeah, that's kinda the point of the thread

by Anonymousreply 524November 25, 2021 12:15 PM

R524 Actually, it's not.

To me the point of the thread is men who you'd love to have sex with despite very critical flaws outside of just having sex with them. My point about Stossel is that not only is he an asshole, but he is not even attractive anymore. What's the point of dealing with him? In my opinion, he may have been fuckable years ago, but not fuckable now.

by Anonymousreply 525November 25, 2021 12:21 PM

^^^^^^ OOPS I am R523, not R522

by Anonymousreply 526November 25, 2021 12:23 PM

Texas Congressman with the eye patch Dan Crenshaw.

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by Anonymousreply 527November 25, 2021 1:03 PM

R525 I know you want to make this thread about yourself but it's not. You're extrapolating. The title is "Men YOU'RE ashamed to fuck." It doesn't ask you to qualify OR seek the approval of some random asshole poster who doesn't like your choice.

WHY is there ALWAYS one of YOU in these threads? Nobody cares that you no longer think John Stossel is fuckable. I don't either but he's not my choice. JESUS

by Anonymousreply 528November 26, 2021 2:01 PM

R2 r15 I’m more into young Che Guevara

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by Anonymousreply 529November 26, 2021 3:16 PM

I always thought Shaq was very fuckable, R517. Has he been shown to be a super asshole like the majority of men on this thread?

by Anonymousreply 530November 26, 2021 3:54 PM

R528 Why do you always have to attack people who disagree with you? Why do you always have to be such a fucking asshole about every thread? This is supposed to be about people having fun and stating their opinions not about an abusive asshole like you who constantly feels the need to flame. You have bad taste and a bad attitude. Accept it and move on.

You're dismissed.

Now go back to killing puppies for their black and white spotted coats or whatever it is you do in your free time! LOL

by Anonymousreply 531November 26, 2021 4:04 PM

R530 What good looking successful, aggressive, sexually attractive man does not have some asshole tendencies? Conquering an aggressive strong-willed man is part of the fun!

by Anonymousreply 532November 26, 2021 4:06 PM

John Stossel is like fine wine.

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by Anonymousreply 533November 27, 2021 4:14 PM

R533, Unlike Matthew Modine.

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by Anonymousreply 534November 27, 2021 5:38 PM

R533, that picture of Stossel is from 2010. He doesn't look like that now.

by Anonymousreply 535November 27, 2021 6:03 PM

John Stossel IS Freddie Mercury.

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by Anonymousreply 536November 27, 2021 7:18 PM

I'm not ashamed to admit it.

I want porn-tastic John Stossel deep inside me.

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by Anonymousreply 537November 27, 2021 10:04 PM

[quote]I want porn-tastic John Stossel deep inside me.

Then you have obviously never met the sonofabitch.

by Anonymousreply 538November 27, 2021 10:34 PM

While he's fucking me, I want Stossel to spank my ass hard and to call me a pathetic vanilla whore.

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by Anonymousreply 539November 27, 2021 11:40 PM

R531 I'm sorry...are we in the Twilight Zone?

by Anonymousreply 540November 28, 2021 11:03 AM

A lot of us remember the other John Stossel/public advocate/card carrying human being.

So his transformation was particularly heinous as is his face

by Anonymousreply 541November 28, 2021 11:21 AM

Either my Mitt/Paul Ryan DP fantasy.

Or the one where I service Mitt and his sons.

by Anonymousreply 542November 28, 2021 2:33 PM

R513 Yeah, I kinda think he's hot. Not smoking hot, but his attitude would sell it for me.

Plus if a dude jerked off for me and finished himself off I would find that hot (in most cases).

by Anonymousreply 543November 28, 2021 2:35 PM

Lin Wood. Mark Meadows. I would love to be in the middle of that.

by Anonymousreply 544November 28, 2021 3:12 PM

Dan Bongino

by Anonymousreply 545November 28, 2021 3:43 PM

R542 No shame in any of that!

by Anonymousreply 546November 28, 2021 3:44 PM

Football daddy Terry Bradshaw.

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by Anonymousreply 547November 28, 2021 3:55 PM

Not ashamed, but it's a name that would draw a lot of strong reactions to the contrary:

Michael Phelps

I would jump that goofy, dirty, oddly endearing sex monkey and not let loose for a few days.

by Anonymousreply 548November 28, 2021 4:07 PM

Ben Domenech

by Anonymousreply 549November 28, 2021 4:08 PM

Hobbit orgy.

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by Anonymousreply 550November 28, 2021 4:13 PM

Michael Cohen, douchey but sexy.

by Anonymousreply 551November 28, 2021 4:16 PM

I want to fuck Matthew McConaughey's gigantic ass.

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by Anonymousreply 552November 28, 2021 4:24 PM

Hulk Hogan

by Anonymousreply 553November 28, 2021 6:11 PM

Judd Hirsch in a towel.

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by Anonymousreply 554November 28, 2021 7:42 PM

R546 thank you. It makes me feel less guilty to think of Mitt and Paul opening my mouth with their fingers while they spurt all over my lips.

by Anonymousreply 555November 28, 2021 8:52 PM

John Schuck

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by Anonymousreply 556November 29, 2021 2:01 AM

So now it's a trans thread?

by Anonymousreply 557November 29, 2021 4:00 AM

R550, prance, pony, prance!

by Anonymousreply 558November 29, 2021 5:06 AM

Van Jones. I bet he has a nice big fat cock, and I'd like to suck it, but I find him to be an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 559November 29, 2021 5:25 AM

^I hope you're black because he hates white people. He also seems like the type who cries when they orgasm.

by Anonymousreply 560November 29, 2021 12:05 PM

R560, Van Jones recently divorced Billy Carter's daughter, who is definitely white.

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by Anonymousreply 561November 29, 2021 1:15 PM

Tall country singer Trace Adkins.

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by Anonymousreply 562November 29, 2021 2:54 PM

Thanks for proving my point, R561.

by Anonymousreply 563November 29, 2021 9:04 PM

God help me. Ricky Gervais. I know.

by Anonymousreply 564November 29, 2021 10:11 PM

R560 I’m white, but I wouldn’t mind if he wanted to take out some of his rage on me.

by Anonymousreply 565November 30, 2021 4:59 AM

R560 What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah...Van Jones hates white people

Jack Dorsey could get it.

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by Anonymousreply 566November 30, 2021 1:12 PM

^Did you not watch CNN last year?

by Anonymousreply 567November 30, 2021 1:22 PM

R567 I watch it and MSNBC every day. What else you got?

by Anonymousreply 568November 30, 2021 1:28 PM


Tape his mouth shut so I don't have to hear any of his dribble! Pin down that bossy loud-mouthed queen, spit in his face and make him take a rough fucking hard and long. I bet that would wipe the smug grin off his face!

I'd remove the tape and make him admit he liked it. Then I'd slap him across the face and tell him: "Now get the fuck out!"

I bet he smells nice. 😜

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by Anonymousreply 569December 1, 2021 1:12 PM

Frank Mills

by Anonymousreply 570December 1, 2021 2:18 PM

R569 you really should be ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 571December 1, 2021 2:19 PM

Then you don't know how to read people, R568.

by Anonymousreply 572December 1, 2021 2:33 PM

Gil Gerard

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by Anonymousreply 573December 2, 2021 1:28 PM

Young David Cameron.

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by Anonymousreply 574December 3, 2021 1:19 AM

Alex Schleyer.

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by Anonymousreply 575December 3, 2021 2:12 AM

[quote] I agree with [R29]. I’d sit on Madison Cawthorn’s lap and bounce until his wheelchair tires popped.

That’s a good one, that’s funny

by Anonymousreply 576December 3, 2021 2:30 AM

Morley Safer

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