Funny Names

Cricket Spencer

Mohito Gonarrea

Kamala Down Doobey Do Down Down

Bastard T. Fuckatron

Pat McGroin

Rusty Kuntz. Thread closed.

Pat McCan

Former NFL player Harry Colon

Former MLB player Dick Pole

Anita Martini

Dick Trickle

Ben Dover

Gaye Males

Is OP posting from the third grade?

Nana Visitor- Actress on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Paris Themmen

R4, that is my pen name.

^^ pet name?

Mi Suk Yang.

Thread Over!!!

Courtney Love

Taffy Breckinridge

Won Hiung Lowe

Cy Fullas

Bang Den Ow

Submitted for your consideration.

Ijazz Farthed

Merkin Smegma (actually a real name)

Bich Phuc Dat (another odd name, which ended up being a hoax)

The subscription department of an international arts organization kept a list of their favorite crazy subscriber names. Their favorite:

Seymour Hymen

International Arts Organization

This guy.

A teacher.

Dick Hertz

Dick Champion

Jack Mehoff

Dick Swett

Sukma Dek

Dick Funk

Maya Dung

Crystal Methenny

Moe Lester

Miles Long

Moe Lester

R28, I'm dying!! He even looks like a perv

Pansy Kydd, the namesake of Pansy Kydd Middle School

Asian names are the best!

Phat Ho

Wang King

Phat Fook

Ho Kei

Wai Hang Mi

Dum Gai

Big Wong

Fook Yu

Fuk King

Hung Far Low

Monica Pinas

Dick Pound

Willie Stroker

Ima Hooker

Justin Sider

Dawn Keibals

Beatrice Shytles

Anna Swallows

Anaas Dikshit

Anaas Rhammar

Saad Mann

Jack Goff

Another great name.

OMG! I guess this name is pronounced like 'Raab'? Raap?!

P. Ness

Kitty Titsworth

Gaetano Talente

R10, don’t forget his wife Eileen…

Harry Nevus

Natalie Kladd

Connor Rhea

R26 Is A Complete Asshole.

Salome Jens- the actress who played the female shapeshifter on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Imogen Poots

Benedict Cumberbatch

Bono

Cantinflas

Kreskin

Sade

Banksy

Dido

Nelly

Vanity

Twiggy

Divine

Topol

Cher

Charo

Seal

Beyoncé

Enya

Pink

Moby

Flea

Eminem

Coolio

Jewel

Beck

Hildegarde

Björk

Fabio

Liberace

Morrissey

Oprah

Sinbad

Usher

Sting

Madonna

Iman

Prince

Babyface

When I began my teaching career 18 years ago, I inherited a retiring teacher's library of children's books. I pulled this one out of circulation and now keep it hidden in a desk drawer.

Awwww, Little Ho

Not everyone can be a big Ho

Snazzy

Hugh Jass

Musicians fake names:

Buckethead

Pat Smear

Madonna Wayne Gacy

?uestlove

Peaches

Unknown Hinson

Fee Waybill

Captain Beefheart

Jello Biafra

Rat Scabies

Sting

Flea

Gummo Marx

Carmen Electra

Fatboy Slim

Geddy Lee

Johnny Knowville

Erykah Badu

Iggy Azalea

Ringo Starr

Soupy Sales

Boris Karloff

Joaquin Phoenix

Izzy Stradlin

Vin Diesel

Nicki Minaj

Bruno Mars

Billy Idol

Sting

Slash

apl.de.ap

Muddy Waters

Lee Ving

Flea

Johnny Knoxville, his real name is even funnier, Philip John Clapp, Jr.

Loris Clot - A third-grade teacher

I.P. Freely

Skip Shitballz

I.F.M. Yung

Any rap name. Ever.

Ice T Snoop Dogg Busta rhymes 2 Chainz Post Malone

R58- I had the names listed in rows. We mourn the missing edit option. 😟

E. Rectile

Anita Cox.

Liza Mintjelly

Oral Roberts

Zazu Pitts

Ima Hoare

Ima Pigg

Fuh Cue

Beebee Rebozo

Anita Mann

Gaye Mount

Ima Cumming

A guy I worked with decades ago: Buddy Butts.

Dick Paine

Dick Hertz

Ima Kuntz Ura Doosh

Ana Conda

Lotta Seaman

Miles Long

Heywood Jablomi

In the aftermath of the Blizzard of '78 in New England, a photograph caption in a local newspaper had this as the name of the person shoveling his car out of a snowdrift. The fact that no one caught it before publication is hilarious.

Chew Kok Long

Dick Pound

Yuri Nator

Paige Turner

Clea Torres

Phil Accio

Ro Wade

A.S. Muncher

Anita Hardcock

I. C. Yodick

Dick Ramdass

Jennie Taylia

Eaton Beavers

Will B. Hardigan

Ed Balls

Rod Strong (which would be a great gay pron name!)

Irma La Douce

Jenny Talia

Carl Von Hapsburg

Yma Sumac

Renee Zellweger

Amy Camus

R80, we are going to have to have you killed.

William of Wales

Silly Sally Seller

Jack Brackner.

Giant Penis Clamp

Dick Kuntz

Ivanna Hump

Amanda Hugnkiss

E.Z. Lay

Bee Itch

Ah Chew Goo

Ivana Humpalot

Colton Peener

Vie Geena

Vairst Laidy

Octopussy

V. Dee

Fah Queue

Fun-knee Nayme

Robin Banks

Gonnera C. Fuckatron

Connor Rhea

Wanda Lust

Hilaria Hayward Thomas de Baldwin

These are actual real names:

Sandy Shaw

Clint Torres

Olive Gardner

Bob Sleigh

Dick Butkus (US footballer)

Dick Power

McDonald Berger

Richard Stroker

Dick Pound

Hyman Hertz

Jack Mehoff

Jed Knight

Speed Weed (actual L&O TV series producer)

Les Burns

Dick Smalls

Sandy Cox

Soupie Sales

Harry Baals

Dick Longman

[quote]Soupie Sales

The comedian went by SOUPY Sales.

R107 I was referring to the other one.

Dick Fitzwell

I. C. Balls

Goosie Vanderpimp

Male pornstar names are very funny.

Rod Daily

Pornstar names:

Rocky Balboner

Ryan Driller

Mike Hunt

Bill Clitton

LaQueefa

Rod LongStaff

Anita Dick

Hugh Janus

Phil McKraken

Tammy Faye Bukkake

Girth Brooks

P. Innes

Dildo Gaggins

Clit Eastwood

Bram Stroker

Buck Wilde

Heywood Jablomy

Gloria Whole

Harry Dyck

Ben Dover

Hugh Jass

Rusty Traylor

Holden Hitchcock

Dixie Normus

Willie Sukhdeep

Cuntface

Nimrod - a Biblical name

The real surname of fashion designer Ralph Lauren is Lifshitz. A very smart decision to change his name.

Cum Sucking Whore Twat.

Barb Dwyer

Juan Hung Lowe, lots of different nationalities going on with this name!

Seymour Butts

R125 that WAS funny 40 yrs ago. Now not so much.

Bwana Meel

Ijazz fartweel

Anita Head

Ijhazz Farthed

Keep my name out of this!

Real names of fashion models:

Apollonia Von Ravenstein (Apollonia)

Irina Valeryevna Shaykhlislamova (Irina Shayek)

Eleanor Nacy Gow (Elle Macpherson)

Zara Mohamed Abdulmajid (Iman)

Flafthy cunterwater

Retard Fauci

Anita Bugg on my local NPR station. I giggle when she says Her name.

Well, maybe not as LOL as some of these, but i processed a loan last week for someone with the last name "Furby."

saffron Boytude

Billy Obama

Whqtever freedom does to you, I do back to you 100 times more

Obedience Bugg

Frank Langella

Salttern Cumsuck

Ronny Miller. He doesn't even know how to mill grain. Nor how to run a mill. Also, he seems pretty hot.

Guys who do not know how to mill grain nor how to run a mill.

I eschew them!

[quote]Whatever freedom does to you, I do back to you 100 times more. Guys who do not know how to mill grain nor how to run a mill. I eschew them!

WTF thread are you replying to? Take your meds.

The NYT has an article today about an urchin driver whose last name is Trumper. If that were my last name, I'd change my first name to Never.

WTF is an "urchin driver"???!!

Jayce Tingler

.,.,

[quote] WTF is an "urchin driver"???!!

That should've been urchin diver.

A friend's sister's former boss, I present: Mr. Rob Tickle.

I used to work at a call center in the 90s and the Hooker residence was always good for a laugh.

Chunky Monkey

R151 If only the guy’s first name could have been Rod…

Miz Bitchkitty Twatwaffle

R152: "May I speak with the head of the Hooker household?"

[quote]Miz Bitchkitty Twatwaffle

Please try to post real names, not silly made up names.

Otis Speaks

I just had an Ethiopian customer named Dagmawit.

R159, Ethiopians are amazing. I am glad you got to know him.

My roommate in college was from a town in Ethiopia. His name was Wannago.

letardo Fuqua

I. C. Balls

Cunt Worthington

Seriously, whose name is "Cunt"?

Please, stop wasting precious DL space!

I would, too.

I’m glad my last name isn’t Laundry

Ima Hogg

Moe Lester

To be truthful, don't we ALL have this as a nickname?

WTF kind of name is Oral Roberts?

Twatto Dushy

Merkin Smegma is not a real name.

Has anyone mentioned I. P. I. Cickles

Bar Bush

"You think that's funny, faggot? I'll cut you with the same rusty knife I shanked Nancy Reagan with and then you'll laugh for me."

[quote]WTF kind of name is Oral Roberts?

"Why, it came di-rectly from Gawd - and sweet Jesus - who does all our landscaping."

Lesko Brandon

[quote]Merkin Smegma is not a real name.

Google and a phone book are your friends.

Rusty Knockers

Dusty Rhodes

R177 What's a phone book?

Chase Balls

May O. Naze

R160 He didn't say he got to know him

Moderna Vax

Mrs. Banksy

Lowe Hanger

Moe Fungo

Toppy Smellie