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Funny Names

Idabelle Loosely

I. P. Freely

Fuzzy Zeller

by Anonymousreply 126September 21, 2021 9:19 PM

Cricket Spencer

by Anonymousreply 1August 28, 2021 3:54 PM

Mohito Gonarrea

by Anonymousreply 2August 28, 2021 3:55 PM

Kamala Down Doobey Do Down Down

by Anonymousreply 3August 28, 2021 3:58 PM

Bastard T. Fuckatron

by Anonymousreply 4August 28, 2021 4:04 PM

Pat McGroin

by Anonymousreply 5August 28, 2021 4:06 PM

Rusty Kuntz. Thread closed.

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by Anonymousreply 6August 28, 2021 4:08 PM

Pat McCan

by Anonymousreply 7August 28, 2021 4:08 PM

Former NFL player Harry Colon

Former MLB player Dick Pole

by Anonymousreply 8August 28, 2021 4:11 PM

Anita Martini

Dick Trickle

by Anonymousreply 9August 28, 2021 4:11 PM

Ben Dover

by Anonymousreply 10August 28, 2021 4:12 PM

Gaye Males

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by Anonymousreply 11August 28, 2021 4:13 PM

Is OP posting from the third grade?

by Anonymousreply 12August 28, 2021 4:13 PM

Nana Visitor- Actress on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

by Anonymousreply 13August 28, 2021 4:14 PM

Paris Themmen

by Anonymousreply 14August 28, 2021 4:15 PM

R4, that is my pen name.

by Anonymousreply 15August 28, 2021 4:20 PM

^^ pet name?

by Anonymousreply 16August 28, 2021 4:21 PM

Mi Suk Yang.

Thread Over!!!

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by Anonymousreply 17August 28, 2021 4:22 PM

Courtney Love

by Anonymousreply 18August 28, 2021 4:22 PM

Taffy Breckinridge

by Anonymousreply 19August 28, 2021 4:23 PM

Won Hiung Lowe

by Anonymousreply 20August 28, 2021 4:28 PM

Cy Fullas

by Anonymousreply 21August 28, 2021 4:29 PM

Bang Den Ow

by Anonymousreply 22August 28, 2021 4:32 PM

Submitted for your consideration.

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by Anonymousreply 23August 28, 2021 4:34 PM

Ijazz Farthed

Merkin Smegma (actually a real name)

Bich Phuc Dat (another odd name, which ended up being a hoax)

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by Anonymousreply 24August 28, 2021 4:35 PM

The subscription department of an international arts organization kept a list of their favorite crazy subscriber names. Their favorite:

Seymour Hymen

by Anonymousreply 25August 28, 2021 4:36 PM

International Arts Organization

by Anonymousreply 26August 28, 2021 4:38 PM

This guy.

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by Anonymousreply 27August 28, 2021 4:40 PM

A teacher.

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by Anonymousreply 28August 28, 2021 4:42 PM

Dick Hertz

Dick Champion

Jack Mehoff

Dick Swett

Sukma Dek

Dick Funk

Maya Dung

Crystal Methenny

Moe Lester

Miles Long

by Anonymousreply 29August 28, 2021 4:42 PM

Moe Lester

by Anonymousreply 30August 28, 2021 4:42 PM

R28, I'm dying!! He even looks like a perv

by Anonymousreply 31August 28, 2021 4:43 PM

Pansy Kydd, the namesake of Pansy Kydd Middle School

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by Anonymousreply 32August 28, 2021 4:47 PM

Asian names are the best!

Phat Ho

Wang King

Phat Fook

Ho Kei

Wai Hang Mi

Dum Gai

Big Wong

Fook Yu

Fuk King

Hung Far Low

by Anonymousreply 33August 28, 2021 4:49 PM

Monica Pinas

Dick Pound

Willie Stroker

Ima Hooker

Justin Sider

Dawn Keibals

Beatrice Shytles

Anna Swallows

Anaas Dikshit

Anaas Rhammar

Saad Mann

Jack Goff

by Anonymousreply 34August 28, 2021 4:57 PM

Another great name.

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by Anonymousreply 35August 28, 2021 4:58 PM

OMG! I guess this name is pronounced like 'Raab'? Raap?!

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by Anonymousreply 36August 28, 2021 5:03 PM

P. Ness

by Anonymousreply 37August 28, 2021 5:09 PM

Kitty Titsworth

by Anonymousreply 38August 28, 2021 5:44 PM

Gaetano Talente

by Anonymousreply 39August 28, 2021 6:17 PM

R10, don’t forget his wife Eileen…

Harry Nevus

Natalie Kladd

by Anonymousreply 40August 28, 2021 6:27 PM

Connor Rhea

by Anonymousreply 41August 28, 2021 6:30 PM

R26 Is A Complete Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 42August 28, 2021 6:34 PM

Salome Jens- the actress who played the female shapeshifter on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

by Anonymousreply 43August 28, 2021 7:02 PM

Imogen Poots

by Anonymousreply 44August 28, 2021 7:33 PM

Benedict Cumberbatch

by Anonymousreply 45August 28, 2021 7:36 PM

Bono

Cantinflas

Kreskin

Sade

Banksy

Dido

Nelly

Vanity

Twiggy

Divine

Topol

Cher

Charo

Seal

Beyoncé

Enya

Pink

Moby

Flea

Eminem

Coolio

Jewel

Beck

Hildegarde

Björk

Fabio

Liberace

Morrissey

Oprah

Sinbad

Usher

Sting

Madonna

Iman

Prince

Babyface

by Anonymousreply 46August 29, 2021 9:37 AM

When I began my teaching career 18 years ago, I inherited a retiring teacher's library of children's books. I pulled this one out of circulation and now keep it hidden in a desk drawer.

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by Anonymousreply 47August 29, 2021 9:46 AM

Awwww, Little Ho

Not everyone can be a big Ho

by Anonymousreply 48August 29, 2021 11:53 AM

Snazzy

by Anonymousreply 49August 29, 2021 3:50 PM

Hugh Jass

by Anonymousreply 50August 30, 2021 12:42 AM

Musicians fake names:

Buckethead

Pat Smear

Madonna Wayne Gacy

?uestlove

Peaches

Unknown Hinson

Fee Waybill

Captain Beefheart

Jello Biafra

Rat Scabies

Sting

Flea

by Anonymousreply 51August 30, 2021 3:29 PM

Gummo Marx

Carmen Electra

Fatboy Slim

Geddy Lee

Johnny Knowville

Erykah Badu

Iggy Azalea

Ringo Starr

Soupy Sales

Boris Karloff

Joaquin Phoenix

Izzy Stradlin

Vin Diesel

Nicki Minaj

Bruno Mars

Billy Idol

Sting

Slash

apl.de.ap

Muddy Waters

Lee Ving

Flea

by Anonymousreply 52August 30, 2021 3:44 PM

Johnny Knoxville, his real name is even funnier, Philip John Clapp, Jr.

by Anonymousreply 53August 30, 2021 3:46 PM

Loris Clot - A third-grade teacher

by Anonymousreply 54August 31, 2021 12:49 PM

I.P. Freely

by Anonymousreply 55August 31, 2021 12:53 PM

Skip Shitballz

by Anonymousreply 56August 31, 2021 12:54 PM

I.F.M. Yung

by Anonymousreply 57September 1, 2021 6:20 PM

Any rap name. Ever.

Ice T Snoop Dogg Busta rhymes 2 Chainz Post Malone

by Anonymousreply 58September 1, 2021 6:32 PM

R58- I had the names listed in rows. We mourn the missing edit option. 😟

by Anonymousreply 59September 1, 2021 6:34 PM

E. Rectile

by Anonymousreply 60September 1, 2021 7:02 PM

Anita Cox.

by Anonymousreply 61September 1, 2021 7:21 PM

Liza Mintjelly

by Anonymousreply 62September 1, 2021 7:56 PM

Oral Roberts

by Anonymousreply 63September 1, 2021 8:18 PM

Zazu Pitts

by Anonymousreply 64September 1, 2021 8:18 PM

Ima Hoare

Ima Pigg

by Anonymousreply 65September 1, 2021 8:21 PM

Fuh Cue

by Anonymousreply 66September 1, 2021 8:23 PM

Beebee Rebozo

by Anonymousreply 67September 1, 2021 8:24 PM

Anita Mann

Gaye Mount

Ima Cumming

by Anonymousreply 68September 1, 2021 8:24 PM

A guy I worked with decades ago: Buddy Butts.

by Anonymousreply 69September 1, 2021 8:27 PM

Dick Paine

Dick Hertz

by Anonymousreply 70September 1, 2021 8:30 PM

Ima Kuntz Ura Doosh

by Anonymousreply 71September 1, 2021 8:31 PM

Ana Conda

Lotta Seaman

Miles Long

by Anonymousreply 72September 1, 2021 8:36 PM

Heywood Jablomi

In the aftermath of the Blizzard of '78 in New England, a photograph caption in a local newspaper had this as the name of the person shoveling his car out of a snowdrift. The fact that no one caught it before publication is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 73September 1, 2021 8:41 PM

Chew Kok Long

Dick Pound

Yuri Nator

Paige Turner

Clea Torres

Phil Accio

Ro Wade

A.S. Muncher

Anita Hardcock

by Anonymousreply 74September 1, 2021 8:42 PM

I. C. Yodick

Dick Ramdass

Jennie Taylia

Eaton Beavers

Will B. Hardigan

by Anonymousreply 75September 2, 2021 7:01 AM

Ed Balls

by Anonymousreply 76September 2, 2021 12:20 PM

Rod Strong (which would be a great gay pron name!)

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by Anonymousreply 77September 4, 2021 10:46 PM

Irma La Douce

by Anonymousreply 78September 6, 2021 3:27 AM

Jenny Talia

by Anonymousreply 79September 6, 2021 6:16 PM

Carl Von Hapsburg

by Anonymousreply 80September 7, 2021 3:46 AM

Yma Sumac

Renee Zellweger

Amy Camus

by Anonymousreply 81September 7, 2021 5:08 AM

R80, we are going to have to have you killed.

William of Wales

by Anonymousreply 82September 7, 2021 5:20 AM

Silly Sally Seller

by Anonymousreply 83September 7, 2021 6:21 AM

Jack Brackner.

by Anonymousreply 84September 7, 2021 6:24 AM

Giant Penis Clamp

by Anonymousreply 85September 7, 2021 6:25 AM

Dick Kuntz

by Anonymousreply 86September 7, 2021 6:46 AM

Ivanna Hump

Amanda Hugnkiss

E.Z. Lay

Bee Itch

by Anonymousreply 87September 7, 2021 7:23 AM

Ah Chew Goo

by Anonymousreply 88September 7, 2021 7:41 AM

Ivana Humpalot

by Anonymousreply 89September 7, 2021 7:56 AM

Colton Peener

by Anonymousreply 90September 7, 2021 8:55 AM

Vie Geena

by Anonymousreply 91September 7, 2021 8:58 AM

Vairst Laidy

by Anonymousreply 92September 7, 2021 12:56 PM

Octopussy

by Anonymousreply 93September 7, 2021 2:27 PM

V. Dee

by Anonymousreply 94September 7, 2021 2:27 PM

Fah Queue

by Anonymousreply 95September 7, 2021 3:11 PM

Fun-knee Nayme

by Anonymousreply 96September 7, 2021 5:24 PM

Robin Banks

by Anonymousreply 97September 10, 2021 7:54 AM

Gonnera C. Fuckatron

by Anonymousreply 98September 11, 2021 5:26 AM

Connor Rhea

by Anonymousreply 99September 11, 2021 6:03 PM

Wanda Lust

by Anonymousreply 100September 11, 2021 7:03 PM

Hilaria Hayward Thomas de Baldwin

by Anonymousreply 101September 11, 2021 7:11 PM

These are actual real names:

Sandy Shaw

Clint Torres

Olive Gardner

Bob Sleigh

Dick Butkus (US footballer)

Dick Power

McDonald Berger

Richard Stroker

Dick Pound

Hyman Hertz

Jack Mehoff

Jed Knight

Speed Weed (actual L&O TV series producer)

Les Burns

Dick Smalls

by Anonymousreply 102September 12, 2021 2:30 PM

Sandy Cox

by Anonymousreply 103September 12, 2021 3:43 PM

Soupie Sales

by Anonymousreply 104September 13, 2021 11:07 PM

Harry Baals

by Anonymousreply 105September 13, 2021 11:29 PM

Dick Longman

by Anonymousreply 106September 14, 2021 7:05 AM

[quote]Soupie Sales

The comedian went by SOUPY Sales.

by Anonymousreply 107September 14, 2021 2:02 PM

R107 I was referring to the other one.

by Anonymousreply 108September 15, 2021 3:21 PM

Dick Fitzwell

by Anonymousreply 109September 15, 2021 4:10 PM

I. C. Balls

by Anonymousreply 110September 15, 2021 6:04 PM

Goosie Vanderpimp

by Anonymousreply 111September 15, 2021 11:01 PM

Male pornstar names are very funny.

by Anonymousreply 112September 16, 2021 12:30 AM

Rod Daily

by Anonymousreply 113September 16, 2021 12:33 AM

Pornstar names:

Rocky Balboner

Ryan Driller

Mike Hunt

Bill Clitton

LaQueefa

Rod LongStaff

Anita Dick

Hugh Janus

by Anonymousreply 114September 16, 2021 12:42 AM

Phil McKraken

Tammy Faye Bukkake

Girth Brooks

P. Innes

Dildo Gaggins

Clit Eastwood

Bram Stroker

Buck Wilde

Heywood Jablomy

by Anonymousreply 115September 16, 2021 12:59 AM

Gloria Whole

by Anonymousreply 116September 16, 2021 2:13 AM

Harry Dyck

by Anonymousreply 117September 17, 2021 5:19 AM

Ben Dover

Hugh Jass

Rusty Traylor

Holden Hitchcock

Dixie Normus

Willie Sukhdeep

by Anonymousreply 118September 17, 2021 11:09 AM

Cuntface

by Anonymousreply 119September 17, 2021 11:14 AM

Nimrod - a Biblical name

by Anonymousreply 120September 17, 2021 9:29 PM

The real surname of fashion designer Ralph Lauren is Lifshitz. A very smart decision to change his name.

by Anonymousreply 121September 17, 2021 9:34 PM

Cum Sucking Whore Twat.

by Anonymousreply 122September 18, 2021 5:59 AM

Barb Dwyer

by Anonymousreply 123September 21, 2021 3:25 AM

Juan Hung Lowe, lots of different nationalities going on with this name!

by Anonymousreply 124September 21, 2021 8:42 PM

Seymour Butts

by Anonymousreply 125September 21, 2021 9:12 PM

R125 that WAS funny 40 yrs ago. Now not so much.

by Anonymousreply 126September 21, 2021 9:19 PM
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