Lourdes Leon IS THE NEW FACE of Swarovski crystals!!

A rough Cher Wannabe with pit hair. Not special.

[quote]well, what does DL have to say?

They'll only have nice things to say. They're nice people.

Looks like she needs a nap.

I immediately thought Cher impersonator/drag queen.

Quite big tits

Swarovski crystals = Fake diamonds

Kind of appropriate if you think about it.

Exactly, R4. Cher did it best. Not better. Best. Forty-five years ago. And she still does.

So, Swarovski went ahead with that dropped pie crystal campaign.

She looks like a fat Chicano drag queen who "does" Cher.

Are Swarovski crystals a new brand of meth?

She's like a fatter, uglier, saggy boob Cher but without talent or character appeal.

A bit upmarket for her type.

Fuck. She was certainly hit by the ugly stick.....poor thing.

Makes Madonna look gorgeous.

She ain't no supermodel, but I can see her face in a painting by Van Gogh or Frieda Kahlo.

Jolie laide.

Lourdes is attractive, and really what else is she going to do for a career? So tired of the po face on models, though, it’s been decades. Will we ever go back to the expressive faces of, say, the 70s and 80s? How about a smile here and there?

Swarovski crystals. As if they are actually valuable or something. They’ve been trying to make that shit happen for at least 25 years. I worked for a woman who was friends with one of the Swarovski family. Even then I knew it wasn’t anything actually prestigious. They’re rhinestones, FFS.

It's odd how dumpy she looks in that green thing. I guess that's why designers like to use super skinny women, because they act like coat hangers.

So many kids of celebrities are being pushed as models and actors these days.

Yeah, R17, maybe at full length it would look better, but she's very athletic looking and her linebacker build is distracting from the clothing. She would be a good model for Nike, Adidas, etc.

What is with that expression though?

It’s a terrible photo.

And does their demographic even like Lourdes? Is she a thing, to the younger people?

Her left eyebrow looks too busy.

R19 She looks like she's suffering from menstrual cramps. Maybe that's the look they want.

That drag queen did a bang up job with the chest.

Somebody needs to help her with the brows, though.

This is giving me new money in North Jersey feelings.

Wow is she really MTF?

She is so fucking ugly.

Madonna has really turned out to be pretty fucked up.

She was always polarizing, of course, but one thing everyone has always givenher credit for is being determined, ambitious and hardworking and making her own success against many odds. Her voice is nothing special, yet she used to the very best of her ability and became the world's most famous singer.

It just doesn't feel right to see that she pushes her daughter on the public as just another famous-for-being-famous model/influencer. Madonna always talked about being a strict mother who didn't allow TV, etc., and you'd expect given all the ingredients, her kids would be interesting, worldly, cultured and thoughtful people. But her daughter seems to be any average girl who aspires to be a Kardashian.

Also disappointing that Madonna has two white biological kids, one of them seems to revile her, and she's got a bunch of black kids who she...largely seems to overlook aside from occasional Instagram stories, mixed in with photos of herself being vulgar for attention.

It's a bummer.

Interesting, though, that Madonna always said TV, magazines and similar media are corruptive and appeal to people's basest interests and dumb them down, and she has fallen prey to Instagram like few other celebrities.

[quote] Lourdes is attractive

Yeah, okay, Helen Keller.

If not for her mother, she'd be nobody and unknown. Her appearance is unremarkable.

I like her.

How original...

She's completely unfortunate-looking.

She's fucking hideous.

The girls in the halter distract from the featured product itself. Makes you wonder what they're selling.

She's the Princess Beatrice of the Kardashian class.

Lourdes, Bea and Chelsea Clinton could form a club: daughters whose faces combine the strongest features of both parents in a collision that demands a great personality.

[quote] ...in a collision that demands a great personality.

And yet, not one whole great personality could be assmbled from all their parts.

No, but Bea is famous for her good manners.

Bea is fucking Grace Kelly compared to the other two.

Yikes!

Nepotism rules!

Her father was hot.

But it didn't get passed on to her. She's got all the sex appeal of her grotesque mother.

"Fuck. She was certainly hit by the ugly stick.....poor thing."

DL queens were certain her daddy had a huge, uncut pinga, so he got a free pass for being a greasy, ugly turd.

[quote]her daddy had a huge, uncut pinga

well tbh it does make ALL the difference

poor girl

R5 she has flat saggy tits, in bra they look bigger

The definition of a MODEL has changed to “ugly jobless celeb spawn”. This is a chola who has body odor and hairy pits. She’s known to be “stinky” and proud. She’s not fit like her exercise obsessed mother or fitness trainer father. She has the half breed Cher hair from 1973 but nothing else like Cher. It’s like a bad Drag Queen impersonator who wasn’t sure if doing the full Hispanic thing would work so he did a hybrid and FAIL! It’s laughable how many stunningly beautiful non celeb spawns are models yet can’t land high end campaigns because they don’t have mommy or daddy’s last name and money to purchase the campaign to keep them feeling relevant. She needs a good dose of reality, look at actual models and see she looks like their housemaid or drug dealers side chick. F***ing loathe LardAss Leon.

Shelley Winters’ daughter is a medical doctor.

What a true beauty! So glad she got this campaign on her own, unlike all the other models who got their job based on nepotism.

"The 24-year-old model and actress is the face of Swarovski's upcoming Collection II campaign, which the brand says will 'serve as a platform for representation of people from all cultures and orientations.'"

TF does that even mean? How is an ad campaign for tacky crystals a "platform" for anything, let alone one for knee-jerk multiculturalism?

Lardass Leon is a big fat skanky bitch! I just know that table broke into pieces when her fatass got off it! Rocco is the only talented child of Madonna

She's a decent looking girl with a kind of vulgar sex appeal. She'd make a decent stripper but she sure as hell isn't a model. She's too bulky for regular work and not big enough for plus size.. Cankles and no neck..

Wow - things aren't good when you'd make a decent stripper. She better keep sucking up to Mom.

No, just no

Did she smoke a joint prior to the photo?

She’s fucking disgusting. I’d rather see Olivia Newton-John’s sex pot daughter, Chloe.

If Madonna had raised her kids to be something other than grifters capitalizing on Mummy's name, this one would have laughed at an offer to be a model ("No, I'm not really cut out for that" - which is clearly the truth) and instead finished her degree in human resources management or public health or something.

On the other hand, the look on her face doesn't exactly suggest she's a bright girl.

She needs transsexual FFS (facial feminization surgery). Her face needs some work.

A fairground stripper, just like her ma.

Lourdes looks like she has a dick.

She's not ugly at all but all celeb spawn who land lucrative endorsement ideals, acting gigs, modeling gigs will usually be hated.

As they should be.

and, boy, it is an ugly one

I get mixed up with Paris Jackson, in my head. Tattooed and mentally retarded social media whores.

She’s not ugly, just strange-looking. She used to look like Madonna but not anymore. I feel bad for her that she has to share her inheritance with 4 Africans her mother took from their homeland.

Wow. If Madonna picked Carlos Leon because he was attractive, that didn't quite work out.

This broad looks like someone beat her with the ugly stick. And they showed NO MERCY!

Darfur Orpah, do you think Madonna's Malawi kids will have an innate dignity that spares them Swarovski campaigns? In other words, are they just biding their time to take the money and then get the fuck out?

If those crystals could speak...

It was [italic]such[/italic] a good movie!

I think she’s beautiful!

And to think she probably took Timothée Chalamet’s virginity

JFC, she looks like a briefly-seen, ill-favored cousin from Jersey Shore. Trash, but not in the fun, don't-give-a-fuck way. In the "take me real seriously cause I'm NOT just trash" Trump way.

[quote]looks like someone beat her with the ugly stick. And they showed NO MERCY!

....or fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

She sho’ is ugleeee

My God she gets uglier and uglier as the years roll by. Poor thing.

I didnt think it was possible but someone looks trashier than a Kardashian.

What a mutt

I think we know where she got that top.

I think it's just a really unflattering picture. There must have been other shots that would've worked better?

Interesting pose. I hope she found a bathroom in time.

Why, when pay someone to represent your product, would you release an unflattering picture?

I didn't study marketing so I'm not clear on the various theories.

Ugly as sin.

If she were in med school or law school, people would think she was cute.

I don’t begrudge her for this, but still, as I’ve pointed out before, she looks no more remarkable than any other young woman I’ve seen on, say, State Street in Madison, WI.

Speaking of University towns, did she earn a degree from the University of Michigan at Ann Arbor?

Or drop out?

Can she ever close her mouth? It is almost always agape. She looks like a slack-jawed stoner who might begin to drool at any moment, as she barely clings to consciousness. Does she have a disability?

R61 The ironic thing is Paris isn't even Madonna's daughter and she looks more like Madonna than Lourdes does. I'm starting to think Madonna might be Paris and Prince's biomom and she gave Michael two of her eggs for Debbie to carry.

Lourdes was an adorable tot and a pretty little girl. As a teen she was still pretty cute and generally looked pulled together. I am not sure what’s happened to her.

Did Lourdes get a boob job?

If she closes her mouth R83, you won’t see the tiny little crystals adorning her grill.

She looks like Jersey trash

[quote]Did Loudes get a boob job?

Yes. In 2006, when Madge adopted David Banda

I’m really sick of these hideous fucking nepotism brats getting magazine covers.

R89 Nope, Lourdes' boobs are just like Mom's were: nice, round and full.

R87, thanks, I missed that. But after zooming in, I kind of wish I hadn't. At least her grill isn't as horrifying as the ones her mother sports. Still, not a good look for anyone.

Comments in a related article in the Daily Mail:

Poster: “She is beautiful”

Response: “it’s important you get your eyes tested…..and don’t drive in the meantime.”

They should hire Rumer Willis as well, and call the campaign The Unfortunate Faces of Swarovski.

Frida Kahlo.

More from the Daily Mail comments:

“She has great eyebrows”

“For a swathe Middle Eastern man, sure!”

R84 - I had the same Madonna egg donation theory too! The resemblance is uncanny.

That bitch is UGLY!

I know-nothing about lady's things.

Are you telling me that "Swarovski crystals" is just glass?

Does she have crystals on her lady bits too?

[quote] "The 24-year-old model and actress is the face of Swarovski's upcoming Collection II campaign, which the brand says will 'serve as a platform for representation of people from all cultures and orientations.'"

[quote] TF does that even mean?

It means they want Lourdes to represent hideous people, since they've not been present in previous Swarovski advertising campaigns.

Hideous creature

[quote]The 24-year-old model and actress

Just because she pays people to write this doesn't make it true.

She's kinda average looking.

That’s a MAN.

Another no-talent cunt who gets a gig because of who her mother is.

Looks very Pete Burns.

[quote] Madonna has really turned out to be pretty fucked up.

I'm SO surprised!

[quote]will 'serve as a platform for representation of people from all cultures and orientations.'

Inane marketing jargon has taken over everywhere.

That's what Lourdes looks like when she's been heavily styled and filtered.

This is what she must look like most days, without hair make-up and hair ironing.

She's no beauty, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her ugly. Or I wouldn't if there was any, and I mean just the tiniest bit, of a spark behind her eyes.

If she was lying flat in a hospital bed, I would assume they had just called it, and the morgue attendant was on the way. Will anyone be able to tell the difference when her time comes?

I do hope that day is far away, and in the meantime, she sprouts a personality. If she already has one, it's well hidden.

She is most likely more attractive in person when she shows signs of having a pulse.

A print model she is not.

You all are being so mean to her.

For all we know, she may be considered a great beauty among her species.

Her eyes show pain

She’s got avocado tits!

So do mine R114 having looked at OP’s photo.

She’s pretty and great hair . I worry about her soul

She looks like something that would show up at your door on Halloween.

The Swarovskis were enthusiastic Nazis. Swarovski crystals are over-priced glass. I've never understood when people brag about their Swarovski Crystal iPhone case (those were a thing for a while,) or what have you.

Lourdes needs a makeover, she looks terrible.

She’s got the same nasty cunt attitude like her mother, which isn’t doing her any favors.

Cher with a man-bite jaw

I imagine her self esteem is low because Madonna viewed her as a threat

Terrible picture. I'm not saying she's actually a beauty queen, but I've seen considerably better pics of her. She could maybe be an odd-duck, non-traditional sort of edgy look -- that actually looked good -- if she had lighting, photography, hair/makeup/clothing people who knew what they were doing.

Uh, she has a pussy in her armpit.

[quote] She’s pretty [italic]beast-like[/italic] and great hair .

She looks like she is trying to look like a Kardashian cousin, but failing miserably. However, Lourdes needs to contact Kim K. about her famous waist cincher. Madonna has the same broad shoulders and fire plug build. It's really obvious in the video for Open Your Heart. Lourdes would be better served using her education to get a "real" job. Kids need somebody besides influencers as role models.

Che bestia!

Ohmygawd, she's so TRANNY!

Paris Jackson has the looks Madonna probably would have liked in a daughter.

She looks like an older and harder Soleil Moon Frye.

All I can say is: can you imagine Madonna as your mom? The eternal competition? So, good for the kid. Take what you can get from this disaster.

She is not ugly but she certainly is no beauty queen. Her body and face are vaguely masculine and it clashes with the feminine aspects of her face and body, reminds me of a tranny with bolt on’s and post facial feminization surgery.

She’s like a Picasso.

I can’t even imagine what she’d look like, all cleaned up.

I didn't know Madonna had a trans kid. Good for her.

[quote] I can’t even imagine what she’d look like, all cleaned up.

The slight facial hair problem becomes more noticeable.

Bitch Stole My Look

She looks like she's taking a nasty shit.

She reminds me a bit of Rossy De Palma, of Almodovar movie fame.

Whoa she's had a HUGE boob job and gone up to an F or something.

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I wonder if her cooter is as hairy as her pits, or does she trim it for her gentlemen callers?

Remember that old band Dog Police and the video for the song Dog Police?

Swarovski Crystals

Lourdes looks like a male Cher impersonator

A bad one

[quote] Did Lourdes get a boob job?

Lourdes NEEDS a boob job.

That's not the cashier at Don Jose's?

Oh, cool.

Remind me, what was Lourdes's major in college? Did she make the Dean's List?

Fat. And more plain than she should be.

She can suck a golf ball through a water hose. However, when her mom takes out her false teeth, she take four cocks at once. Talented family of whores

Why do they always wanna be models?!?!

She is every bit as classy as the product she sells!

The Mamie Gummer of her time!

who names their kid "Mamie." and on top of that...last name "Gummer." One can only imagine an 80 year old toothless rest-home resident.

If one were an old whore I imagine the name Mamie Gummer would be a selling point.

R138, I thought the same thing. First thing I thought of when I saw the picture: "wow, she sure looks like that chick from Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown."

If Lourdes dropped 20 pounds, did something about the facial hair, and got a more flattering haircut (straight and parted down the middle only works on true beauties), she'd look a lot better. She has the money to get all of the above done relatively painlessly, so IDK what her issue is.

If it weren't for her mother, she'd be going to nails school.

[quote]If Lourdes dropped 20 pounds, did something about the facial hair, and got a more flattering haircut (straight and parted down the middle only works on true beauties), she'd look a lot better. She has the money to get all of the above done relatively painlessly, so IDK what her issue is.

The issue is that she puts in zero effort, and gets rewarded with modeling contracts and magazine covers. It’s easy to see why she doesn’t GAF.

Dog Police!

I'm getting big "brunette Donatella" vibes.

Two with pepperoni to go, please.

Well HELLOOOOOO Morticia!

Is that a big fake diamond in your pocket

or are you just happy to see me?

Dead eyes.

She looks like a zombie.

A tranny zombie.

she should stick to sucking cock in music videos 🤮 much more her style

She better kiss up to Mama Madonna and bank on her inheritance. She has no looks, no charisma, no charm, no college degree, and no talent. She's going to need that money.

[quote] If she were in med school or law school, people would think she was cute

Yeah, because in a professional job, you looks are incidental. When you pick a job where your looks re EVERYTHING, you’ll be judged accordingly.

[quote] She's no beauty, but I wouldn't go so far as to call her ugly. Or I wouldn't if there was any, and I mean just the tiniest bit, of a spark behind her eyes

And there you have it. ‘Has a nice personality’ is a cliche for a reason. Your personality really can outweigh less-than-stellar looks, but not when you’re radiating: ‘I don’t have to try!’

I’ve noticed that true charisma and charm is lacking in these celeb kids and Instagram stars

[quote] Lourdes is attractive

To lightning strikes, maybe

R168 I think the nomadic lifestyle the children of celebs have to endure leads to emptiness. Most of these kids wind up closer to their nannies than their own parents. Madonna didn't need to adopt all those African children. I very much doubt she has been hands on with any of her kids. Angelina did the adoption thing first, and did it better. I feel sorry for Lourdes and Rocco. Angie's bio kids were brought into the picture after the adopted ones. They were always a unit. I think there is probably resentment among Madge's kids. Rocco's distance from it speaks volumes.

Madonna knows her bio kids are duds.

Rough. I wouldn't want to meet her in a dark alley. Girl gang material.

R170, excellent point

No doubt all the 80 year old fraus that actually buy Swarovski crystal are impressed with that.

She was a sorta pretty teen,what happened ? Even in her "candid" pics her face is always so blank.

How nice. That family needs more money.

She had some animation in earlier years, r175. Now she does, indeed, look like a zombie.

Copious amounts of pot?

I smoke copious amounts of pot, am homely, am fat but I can at least SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!

Promotion Tagline: Cash me outside. How bow da?

I love how the fact of her living in the hipster republic of Bushwick instead of LA means she's not involved in the celebrity scene. Also there's no way she paid her own tuition at Michigan or SUNY Purchase, she wasn't working back then. Madge donated $50k to Purchase in 2018 through her Ray of Light Foundation, which she also used to donate $160k to the Kabbalah Centre. How much money has she given them over the years?? Do they have something on her like Scientology?

Hose it down before taking a picture