Tom Cruise and George Washington have something in common!

I love how they found the most awkward looking ill fitting denture smile picture they could for the article, lol.

He's also 5'4" and functionally illiterate.

He says Scientology taught him how to read in his 20s, but given the shitty scripts he's been loving lately, I question that boast.

“G’day children! Go kick your daddy’s teeth in for mommy today please!”

25% of all American adults have dentures or partial dentures.

No one admits to it.

R3 Maybe the dingo ate your dentures!

R5 Is he even allowed in Australia? I figured she got exclusive rights to it in the divorce.

Daniel Craig had two of his front teeth knocked out when he was filming one of the James Bond movies.

Even with all his surgery I still find him really hot

r5 ahahahahanahaaaaaaa!!!!

Wrestling with his own child, how perverse. i thought he only did that with porn stars.

They’re a vast improvement from where he started.

That doesn’t even look anything like him at the OP, the nose looks completely different.

Unlike Tom’s dentures, this thread has SOOO much potential!

The hair looks suspect too.

[quote] Tom Cruise and George Washington have something in common!

Cruise has a lot of fake teeth.

But I heard ALL of Washington's were fake.

R15 It depends what you call fake, Washington actually paid enslaved people for their teeth and they may have been used in some of his dentures, which had a combination of human teeth, animal teeth and elephant ivory.

Doesn't tom have one large front center tooth?

What I find most amazing is that (if this story is even true) that with all his money he wouldn't have implants put in, rather than wearing cheap dentures all this time.

And that must have been some seriously rough play if his kid could kick his teeth out. I don't know if I believe that part of it at all.

He can afford implants and veneers. Why would he opt for dentures?

Good question ??

OP’s photo looks like Matt Gaetz’s brother

Correct, r17. He has a genetic condition, can't remember the name, that resulted in his having three front teeth instead of two. I think the condition is also supposed to cause sterility.

Correcting myself, some have speculated that Tom carries one or more genes for holoprosencephaly. It has never been proved that he actually does.

Some have speculated that Tom carries one or more genes for homosexuality . It has never been proved that he actually does.

With implants you need to wait from 3-6 months for the bone to secure the implant before you can put on the crown. At the time he could have had a denture until the implant healed.

If I was ole Tom, I would be more concerned with what Suri could tell the world when she hits 18!.....In all seriousness, I do wonder if he ever even thinks much less worries about this? Then again, he has gotten a free pass from hollywood, celebrity worshippers and the entertainment "cough cough" media/journalists for over 3 decades now, so perhaps not?!...