Small Dick Signs

He carries a big gun

Drives a big truck

His Grindr profile says he's 8+

Has to be sure he is the "Yo, bro" douche in any crowd

Wears his baseball cap backward

Stands with his hands on his hips.

Tatoo Sleeves and Big Beard and Fat Muscle Build

Perky little noses.

Is a Republican

Goes by the name "Donald John Trump"

Little hands.

I wouldn't know.

R12 = lesbian

Wearing clothes that distract the eye.

When you unzip him, you see a small dick.

Is FTM

[QUOTE] Is a Republican

Apparently R9 has never seen Senator John Thune.

r17, just because he looks like an aging Catalina bottom doesn't mean he has a big dick, hon

Whenever they act nervous and uncomfortable if you flirt with them, even if they are in a gay bar,they have a baby dick.

Republicans and talking about girl should not have sex with a man before married.

Being married to this one...

When guys ask to see my dick and I say why?

Doesn't have a photo of his dick on Grindr or Scruff.

Is a 21 year old gay man trying to get married as quick as possible that’s so he wont have to go through constant humiliation.

Fat men w miss piggy noses often wearing hats and buttons

Woke SJW’s.

I love little dicks. Fun to suck and they don't hurt as much if you want to get fucked.

R17 - They call him the Thuneder down Under. Yuuuuge.

Named Pelosi

This thread is not as interesting as I had hoped.

Asians

There’s a flicker of anxiety and ‘let’s get this over with’ before you get to see it.

R30 Racist

I agree with R30 and I am not being racist. In my experience lots of white men who are insecure try to compensate by being the "superior" (in their screwed up minds) ones in a relationship. Actually, I think they are racist R32 for thinking it makes them look like the "better" (internalized racism).

1. He brags that no lube is needed if he’s doing the penetrating.

2. A rolled up sock falls out of his trousers.

They act all cunty here on DL

Thin lips.

Not acceptable as a class A gentleman caller by Miss Lindzey.

Inexplicable, constant anger.

R19

Not true. Nervousness when a guy you’re attracted to comes up to you is actually common. I have social anxiety and have this problem but I have a big dick.

R25

Definitely not true. You just wanted a reason to plug your right-wing bullshit.

How thin are your lips, R39?

R40

I’m half black, so not thin at all.

He's a bottom ,of course!

R32- I once read that Asian men have small penises because Asian women have small vaginas.

Being obsessed with dick size.

If one is a bottom then I guess your COCK size is irrelevant, but maybe tops ( if they're not total tops) want to suck on a good size cock before they fuck said bottom.

….if you have to ask him if it’s in yet

Top surgery scars.

LOL, r47.

R36 Really!? My crush has thin lips.

[quote] ….if you have to ask him if it’s in yet

Also a sign that rectum has prolapsed and is stretched wider than Chrissy Metz's sweatpants.

When you ask him how big it is, and he hisses back "well, how big is your gaping hole?!"

My man has thin lips and a big dick, a perfect big dick. He has a big nose too.

I had the hots big time for a guy who turned out to be a pencil dick, it was terrible. He also had thin lips. Was Irish American.

My man now is half Italian half Russian (American).

I genuinely believe in the small nose as a sign thing. The nose is the penis of the face.

Does WAY TOO MUCH foreplay with all his clothes on.

R53 - So Eskimo kissing is basically swordplay?

Yeah I was gonna say Irish last name.

Drives a corvette.

Small shoes.

When they insist the lights be low, or even off when making out.

White guy with beer gut and elaborate facial hair.

Guy with a big loud mouth. Over the top Macho men

Starts a thread like this.

Camel toes.

Nasty attitude.

He skips when he runs!

Just LOOK at the crotch. It doesn’t matter what kind of pants or shorts he’s wearing, if he’s packing it’s gonna show.

Homophobia

MAGA Trumpsters who use "SJW" as a pejorative. Like r25!

[quote] Nasty attitude.

And the latitude isn't much better...

SEQUINS! Lots and lots of sequins!!!

Small feet. It’s not just a tired stereotype. It’s true.

Big hips

[QUOTE] Just LOOK at the crotch. It doesn’t matter what kind of pants or shorts he’s wearing, if he’s packing it’s gonna show.

But you can be above average and it won’t show, R66, depending on the underwear and pant/short selection.

If he dick is small, that a sure sign.

His name is Aaron.

I flirted with a Portuguese-American guy for months. He flirted back. But when we started to get "touchy" he quickly moved away. Finally, drunk and horny, we climbed into bed together. He had a stunning face, beautiful hair, a big nose, and wore size 11 shoes. Sure enough, he had an 8" dick. But it looked like an antenna on and old-time transistor radio. Literally used my thumb and index finger to jack him off. Such a disappointment, because all signs pointed to a big one.

Other than Trump, Miss Lindzey shows no interest.

Asian.

There are plenty of Asians with good sized dicks now.

16 American Flags on an oversized truck, a wife named Pussy, and a t-shirt that spells MAGA wrong.

He has a pink bedroom.

A white guy with a husky build. Tall and lanky tends the other way.

Very corpulent men seem to always be small. (Just from observation)

Big bubble butt.

R83 that is true BUT there was one situation I encountered where if the guy was 50 lbs lighter he'd have had 11 fat inches instead of 9 ! You never know.

Wear one of those huge turkey-platter belt buckles.

Irish

IRISH? Liam Neeson is HUGE!

R82 So, Ken Wahl?

[quote]IRISH? Liam Neeson is HUGE!

And someone upthread mentioned there are some hung Asians. There are always exceptions to the rule.

Womanly butt

[quote]Big bubble butt.

[quote]Womanly butt

So does that mean Henry Cavill has a small dick?

I have a colleague who have a big womanly button. His cock is smaller than my thumb when I peek at the urinal.

Overcompensates by being a good lover. Most big dick guys are terrible in bed. The average ones have rocked my world.

R91 you be the judge

R94 it’s flaccid. What’s your point?

R68, joke's on you. I am a hard-core Dem since 1988. Sjw's like you deserve scorn and ridicule. Maybe a dunce cap.

[QUOTE] Overcompensates by being a good lover. Most big dick guys are terrible in bed. The average ones have rocked my world.

Thread title says small, not average.

When they tell you. When guys ask me directly or indirectly I tell them I'm small.

I'm a cock size expert.

Small dicks =

Fat Bears (not muscle)

Football player builds

Asians - 99% of the time (small as in less than 5 in)

Indians - Bigger than Asians but smaller on the spectrum

Spanish - Bigger than the former, but the smallest men of Europe

Guys who have bug dicks:

Short and scrawny

Tall and lanky

Brits (big uncut cock)

Africans from Africa - not necessarily applicable to African Americans despite the rumor. I've found white American men tend to be more hung

Germans

Euro - American men

That guy in the stock photo has a hot body.

🧤🧦 Tiny Hands & Tiny Feets

Yo got a lotta nerve, you stupid SOB @ r99.

His nickname is foreskin.

Lifted pickup truck

Domestic violence conviction(s)

Anger/rage issues/bad temper

Drives a small car like a tiny smart car

Squeaky / high / kazoo voice / kermit voice

Forced voice that isn't naturally low and full of bass

Small hands with small nails

Nails longer than they are wide

baby face / young looking

narrow shoulders

Long legs + short torso

Still rides a tricycle.

Still rides his sister's bike.

Still gets ridden by his sister.

Wants to “take things slow” aka prolong nudity as long as possible.

R105 Bullshit. Those are actually the guys that would surprise you the most.

R105 sounds like some FTMs there.

[quote] Womanly butt So does that mean Henry Cavill has a small dick?

Henry Cavill has a womanly butt?

R36 I beg to differ!!!

Smacks his gum while filing his nails.

Wears flip flops.

What? No reflexive anti-Asian hate speech?

Small nose

Index finger equal to or smaller than ring finger

Is FTM.

[quote]Bullshit. Those are actually the guys that would surprise you the most.

Surprise you meaning you wouldn't expect it because those are all signs of a small dick so you very rarely see a big dick one one of those guys.

So, not bullshit.

Agreed R119.

Over emotes with “Jazz hands” while talking.

Whatever the warning signs, unfortunately once you see it, you can't forget it. Sad but true, it is amazing how quickly your perception of someone can change once you see his dick.

In politics sometimes I wonder who is packing and who is not. Would Vlad Putin still be hot if he's hung like mouse? Gavin Newsom? Does Eric Swalwell swell well?

That is so true R122 . Its shallow,insensitive,unevolved but there you have it ! Dumped many a potential because they were hung like gerbils.

I need a big dick. What can I say?

Is a Belieber.

[quote] I need a big dick. What can I say?

Would double penetration with two average-size dicks work? How about a meaty fist?

Drives a big pickup truck.

Every guy I've been with that drives a pickup has been well hung

I’ve been consistently told that when I am showing, you make out the head. I have a certain amount of…… yes, pride. After all, if it’s just going to be a vodka jerk off session, who cares?!?

Your nickname is Pee-Wee

He's carrying this purse.

Very insecure when the other one mention his ex-boyfriend.

I am definitely not a good observer of the signs or have any inkling whether a guy will have a small dick. I met a guy in a sauna once who was pretty hot, good to chat to, we arranged to meet up for a drink later that day (no action in the sauna, I'd already wanked off with a hot built hairy Eastern European) and one thing led to another and I went back to his place. For some reason I expected a big, thick cock but it was one of the smallest I've ever seen in real life - even rock hard, I would say it was only about 4" and it was thin - to the point I couldn't really do anything with it, it was too small to even grip properly.

Uses the phrase "Yass Qween!!!" with regularity.

Average dick world wide is 5.1 inches …..think about it……this LITERALLY means half the men on the planet are smaller than that……..

A man must have invented maps. Only a man would think an inch equals a mile.

R71- I wear a size 17-4E. Guess how hung I am?

I knew a guy who wore size 15 shoes and he was barely average .So im going to say 5 1/2 R137.

There’s nothing weirder than seeing a 6 ‘4 muscular god drop his pants and reveal a thumb sized dick.

Forget averages, keeping it real, anything under 6 inches is too small unless it is very thick. 7-7.5in is the new average.

I cannot say.

Anything less than 8 inches is small.

Most men are small.

End-of-thread.

Me and my 9 inches cannot disagreel

[quote] Anything less than 8 inches is small.

Says the stretched out bottom hung like clitoris.