WHET Lisa Lampanelli?

She was a piece of shit.

She lost weight. She was funny when she was fat.

She displayed her meanness on Celebrity Apprentice, and it all went downhill from there.

When she revealed on Celebrity Apprentice what a vicious, vile person she is, it was over. She went way beyond normal reality show villainy.

She lost a ton of weight, married a white guy, cut her hair short, dyed it blue, and went crazy.

She would SO get cancelled by SJW activists if she were still around. She knew her brand of comedy was not going survive and she retired. She now teaches and is a motivational speaker and has cleaned up her act -- and mouth.

She was so one-note. If you saw five minutes of her act, you saw everything.

There was video of her freaking out during a standup performance a few years ago. She went apeshit on the audience. I remember the venue being huge and there were maybe 30 people there.

She had enough and quit show biz.

Here.

Here you go, OP.

Life coach? Uh...no thanks.

*She’s* a life coach? Maybe Britney needs to get into that too.

the comedian who was her opening act, Luke Lowry, is HAWT

Some gay men will respond to any loud, outrageous, self-absorbed bitch and find her artless psychopathology entertaining and delightful.

The rest of us have developed standards.

She life coaches Ellen.

She was never funny.

Insult comedy in general wears thin pretty quickly. I did love this line of hers from the William Shatner roast, though:

"I tried to TiVo [italic]TJ Hooker,[/italic] but my TiVo suggested that I punch myself in the cunt."

She now holds the record for life coach who's lost the most clients to suicide.

R14 So HAWT he’s invisible even to google. Any links?

I thought she was hilarious!

She was awful, mean-spirited, racist, and vile.

Other than that, she's a lovely person.

She was never funny at all

I remember seeing her steal the show at the Shatner roast and thinking she would be the next big thing. Guess it never happened.

Good riddance! She is terrible for our community.

She's friends with Bethenny Frankel. That's all you need to know.

Are you sure she's not Bethenny's life coach, R26? Bethenny doesn't have friends.

LOVE this epic heckler take-down...... you fuckin', dirty whore skank.

Insult comedy is cheap and low class. Rita Rudner she is not.

Never play blue.

I only saw her act on cable, never live, but after every insult joke she would say "we're all just joking here, right, we're all just friends, just having fun" and it was insufferable.

Why did she get so butch?

r14. It was Luke Lowrey. Hes just okay looking.

Lisa coming after Situation from The Jersey Shore on the CC Trump Roast:

You have a book out! Amazon said customers who bought this book also bought a rope and a stool.

She decided to get a gastric sleeve, black guys stopped F***ing her , her face got old and wrinkled from the immense weight loss without muscle tone and she looks like an old lesbian. She couldn’t do the same type of Jokes anymore because she was focused on her own health issues and the world changed to PC quickly. She is now a “life coach” which is a rank since she has the most fucked up life and still has issues with herself and how she’s seen by others. She was funny and prettier fat. He last comedy ever was on Howard Sterns Show doing a roast in the studio. She still had the funny, it sucks she can’t be herself.

In real life she is a very sweet girl. Funny as hell.

[quote] “I never got #MeToo’d, I never got sexually harassed.”

The reason is pretty plain to see.

[quote] "my TiVo suggested that I punch myself in the cunt."

That’s everyone’s suggestion to her.

[Quote]You have a book out! Amazon said customers who bought this book also bought a rope and a stool.

Bitch is funny.

I read a blind item that was probably about her, that she allegedly has a thing for female teens, I guess not prepubescents, though. She is really intelligent, e.g. has a degree from a Harvard program, and nothing she bought/was bought or famed herself into. She was the Queen at the height of the Roasts, and when they were the meanest.

Bada Bing!

Her main thing was saying "NIG*ER!" really loud as a punchline, but she always defended it by having a longtime black boyfriend. She finally, thankfully stopped using the word. However, she WAS funny. Obnoxious, mean in a comical way, and incredibly self deprcating.

Those here talking about how she was somehow never funny are likely SJW's or just gentle, self-precioius snowflake types. She wasn't the queen of roasts for nothin'. She was obnoxious and, for the most part hysterically funny. But like many people, she matured out of it. She's done a few interviews with Howard Stern since leaving standup. I hope she comes back. She could tweak the act, dial it down some and take on the rabid woke/SJW crowd. I think people are finally ready to hear someone start hitting back.

As for those here saying how "cruel" and "mean and unfunny" she was.... those are likely the same bitches who love Joy Behar and have no problem snarking about anti-vaxxers dying painful deaths from COVID.

she roasted donald trump really well

This is from 3 years ago. She’s since turned 60 this summer. I love her attitude and honesty. I think I’m an even bigger fan of hers now.