I can hear it crinkling!
Luke Evans shares new photo of damaged sandpaper skin
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 4, 2022 8:18 AM |
Nice pits, though.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 26, 2021 3:06 PM |
He looks like a crispy chicken wing š, and I dont mean that in a good way.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 26, 2021 3:28 PM |
What happened to his Colombian ex-boyfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 26, 2021 3:38 PM |
He's the new spokesman for Shake 'n Bake.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 26, 2021 3:51 PM |
R3, YTF.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 26, 2021 4:15 PM |
I'd hit that.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 26, 2021 4:19 PM |
What's that DL saying? I want him inside me quite deeply?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 26, 2021 4:58 PM |
I like that he's owning the grey.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 28, 2021 7:26 PM |
He needs to do a series of solo videos called "Beef Jerky".
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 28, 2021 9:04 PM |
His webcam days are behind him.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 28, 2021 9:41 PM |
No wonder he's hiding behind a tree.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 28, 2021 9:43 PM |
Yāall are such bitches. Like youād turn him down.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 28, 2021 9:46 PM |
^ exactly
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 28, 2021 9:49 PM |
I've never understood why he's considered so attractive. He's always looked way older than his age.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 28, 2021 9:51 PM |
That's how he got into movies. He was seen ad an antidote to the boyish types.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 28, 2021 9:54 PM |
*as an antidote
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 28, 2021 9:54 PM |
My creepy swinger uncle had a 1976 Camaro with sun baked, cracked, dried out, custom leather bucket sets that looked exactly like that.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 28, 2021 10:41 PM |
[quote]I've never understood why he's considered so attractive.
He's good looking, masculine and all signs point to big dick. So...
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 28, 2021 11:13 PM |
He does have quite a nice dick. Good girth.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 28, 2021 11:14 PM |
[quote] Good girth.
Wide through the shaft. Roomy.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 28, 2021 11:15 PM |
He's not good looking at all. Big dick and masculine? Sure.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 29, 2021 1:09 AM |
Uncut Iām assuming.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 29, 2021 1:22 AM |
I don't understand why he thinks his skin looks good though. Is it a mental disorder? Like he seems to play up the sun damage in his photos. He must hear the comments about it -- maybe it's just a fuck you? I'm sure he gets laid and I think he's hot otherwise but the skin looks awful, just awful, and unhealthy
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 29, 2021 1:28 AM |
I think he may be a borderline, it reminds me of when borderlines with eating disorders show off their gross malnourished bodies in skimpy clothing.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 29, 2021 3:08 AM |
Heās SO much hotter than the OP.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 29, 2021 5:24 AM |
His Instagram screams "desperate narcissistic gym rat queen." He is probably a good fuck, but a nightmare in every other regard. He has always had a very handsome face, but the abject lack of fat on his body combined with that rawhide makes him look godawful. He has looked like shit for awhile now. The current state of his skin is from cumulative damageāthis is only the beginning of it. I have seen geriatrics with exponentially better skin. It will be a shock if he does not die of melanoma.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 29, 2021 7:26 AM |
Geez, you talk about him like heās your age, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 29, 2021 9:34 AM |
Hasnāt anyone fucking told him his skin looks like shit?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 29, 2021 9:42 AM |
i reckon he'd be piggy
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 29, 2021 9:51 AM |
I commend him for sticking within his own age range. DL can't relate to a man who's not considering with looking, or chasing, 25.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 29, 2021 10:20 AM |
*who is not concerned with looking, or bedding, 25.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 29, 2021 10:21 AM |
I so wish I could look that "bad".
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 29, 2021 10:24 AM |
Sizemeat?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 29, 2021 6:12 PM |
Is he still in BogotĆ”?
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 29, 2021 6:14 PM |
It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else....oh, too late for lotion. Never mind.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 30, 2021 7:55 PM |
R37 yup, for at least another 5/6 months.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 31, 2021 8:08 AM |
Also it looks like his balls were visible in that picture and he digitally blacked them out.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 31, 2021 12:54 PM |
The body would be lovely if it wasnt for the pork crackling encasing it.
And his pairing of brown body and brown teeth in r28 is a little too matchy-matchy for my taste.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 31, 2021 1:00 PM |
[R40] get dressed first, bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 31, 2021 3:31 PM |
Well, I guess at least he doesnāt use filters or photoshop himself to within an inch of his life and end up like a fish-mouthed waxwork like so many other celebrities of both sex.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 31, 2021 4:41 PM |
Who told him this was a good pic to post? With that untimely aged look and the accompanying caption, itās suggestive of The HIV.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 1, 2021 1:21 PM |
I wonder if his personal assistant is straight, or if he shags both Lukie and his boyfriends. He's always present, even if he's on location for 7 months straight.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 2, 2021 6:39 AM |
His skin in that picture at r46 looks sooooo painful. It isnāt tanned. Itās burned, and dried out.
I have the same type of skin as him. It doesnāt turn a warm golden brown. It just burns to a crisp. How on earth can he not see the damage he is doing to it?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 2, 2021 10:27 AM |
He likes sunbathing, give him a break! Itās refreshing that someone in the public eye looks their age and isnāt saturating themselves in moisturiser and sleeping submerged in a bath of collagen sucked out of a cows thigh.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 2, 2021 10:32 AM |
How old?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 2, 2021 10:36 AM |
Who is his current boyfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 2, 2021 12:55 PM |
Whoever he procured from rentmen.com for the weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 2, 2021 12:58 PM |
Everyone's a whore. I'm beginning to admire the supposed closeted actors who don't constantly post lewd photos of themselves. Every time an actor comes out they ring the dinner bell with sleazy shots. Is this "pride", or just desperation?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 3, 2021 5:23 PM |
MORE than good enough, R54. Thanks for posting it.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 15, 2021 2:33 PM |
Any excuse š¤¢
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 15, 2021 3:24 PM |
He has managed to accomplish looking like a 60 year old Orlando Bloomā¦.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 15, 2021 3:52 PM |
Skin cancer soon..
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 15, 2021 3:58 PM |
Welsh skin isn't used to the sun. He should've taken a lot more care!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 15, 2021 4:02 PM |
He's a body-attractive gym queen living in 1999 and with the delusion he's still the toast of the Black Party.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 15, 2021 4:11 PM |
He should just change his name to Slim Jim
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 15, 2021 4:16 PM |
Does he ever actually do anything except sunbatheā¦.?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 20, 2021 7:05 PM |
I'm watching Nine Perfect Strangers and he is not a good actor. He is also not good looking and resembles a lizard.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 20, 2021 7:16 PM |
Is op's photo from Evans appearance on the TV show "Fronds"?
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 20, 2021 7:22 PM |
I don't know him but he looks like he'll make a nice handbag someday
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 20, 2021 7:32 PM |
Iād suck on his leathery nips.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 20, 2021 9:15 PM |
He was so beautiful when he was in his 20s. He looks older than his age.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 21, 2021 1:42 PM |
His skin is beginning to look like beef jerky.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 21, 2021 2:25 PM |
Iād eat his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 21, 2021 2:37 PM |
There's a meme of sorts on DL where overweight unattractive DLers talk up how much their skin glows from the $500/month worth of product they use and how it's their best feature.
A corollary is how being morbidly obese means they have fewer wrinkles.
It seems this thread, based on a photo where Evans is mostly in shadow, is an extension of that meme.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 21, 2021 2:43 PM |
I find the rough, weathered look kind of a turn on. Far moreso than the plastic, botoxed look of many celebrities. Iāll take leather over plastic any day.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 21, 2021 2:44 PM |
He may not be classically handsome, but he is one damn hot looking man. His attractiveness is rough hewn, and he makes many think wonderfully nasty thoughts of what they'd like him to do to them.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 24, 2021 10:54 AM |
He looks like 68-year-old gym rat.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 24, 2021 11:17 AM |
Clearly his poor assistant is constantly occupied with taking pics of him tanning but needs to build in some pre-sun sunblock application time and post-sun moisturizing. Luke is getting charred.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 24, 2021 1:46 PM |
Evans is hot.
The OP is not.
Hate, hate, bitch, bitch, yadda, yadda, yadda ā¦
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 24, 2021 5:59 PM |
Why is everyone wearing the same necklace?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 24, 2021 11:50 PM |
I bet Luke is a mega pig, under the duvet.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | September 24, 2021 11:54 PM |
I think he looks spectacular.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 25, 2021 4:45 PM |
Luke doesn't ski, does he?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 25, 2021 4:53 PM |
I want to gnaw in those leathern nips!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | September 25, 2021 6:16 PM |
His naked torso gives me thoughts. Nasty, carnal, deviant thoughts.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 25, 2021 8:37 PM |
Oh please r85. You'd get the exact same thoughts from a raw bratwurst.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 25, 2021 8:39 PM |
OMG you can even see the damage in a black and white photo
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 10, 2021 4:35 PM |
His dong is unblemished. Don't fret.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 10, 2021 4:37 PM |
I thought from his sun damage, he was Australian. But heās British.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 10, 2021 4:48 PM |
The old fool never wears underwear š¤¢
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 10, 2021 9:47 PM |
He isnāt actually old. He just LOOKS old, r90
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 11, 2021 12:03 AM |
Overtanned skin or not, I think he looks delicious.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 11, 2021 2:29 PM |
I'd lick his shitter.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 11, 2021 3:06 PM |
R92 Iām guessing Rafa was a good fuck
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 11, 2021 4:33 PM |
Steroids, sun damage, diuretics and overall dehydration have done this to him. He is a very handsome and masculine looking man. Rough around the edges. But he clearly has some body dysmorphia disorder. He looks like shit. Why are so many male celebs obsessed with the juice these days? Iād prefer a leaner build with maybe a little chub around the waist to beef jerky. Or even a Dad bod. Cannot be good for you their health and heart.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 11, 2021 4:43 PM |
^Sorry for dang typos
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 11, 2021 4:43 PM |
He's not a twinky pussiboi like all of you bitter old cunts cream in your caftans over. This is what real men look like. He wouldn't want any of you hissing sissy boys anyway. Get back to perusing your Precious Memories figurines and squealing like big girls.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 11, 2021 4:56 PM |
Well I'm 68 years old, and I say again. I have 3 words for him. DE LI CIOUS!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 11, 2021 5:01 PM |
[quote]What did Lukie ever see in him?
Luke's current bf :
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 12, 2021 2:07 AM |
Much better
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 14, 2021 8:23 AM |
Jon K has shared a picture with Esmeraldaās boyfriend whose birthday was a few days ago, and the song playing is Lukeās version of āLove is a battlefieldā.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 10, 2021 12:58 AM |
Watching Nine Perfect Strangers at the moment and his skin really is skin damaged. He looks like a young 50 year old.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 20, 2021 1:42 PM |
He brings a new definition to the term Leather Queen.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 26, 2021 9:09 PM |
I used to hate have really pale skin when I was younger because I wanted to tan.
However, looking at these photos (and those of similar guys) makes me glad I've always kept out of the sun.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 26, 2021 9:18 PM |
I didnāt realize he was friends with Elias Cohen. Seems they hung out in Miami earlier this month. Guess Luke needed a pounding. Given Eliasās connection with Cockgobbler, maybe we will soon see them all in a post-Barryās Bootcamp workout pic. Or in Dubaiā¦.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 29, 2021 4:25 PM |
^^Eliad
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 29, 2021 4:25 PM |
Luke, The Ancient of Days.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 31, 2021 7:17 PM |
Can he sing?
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 31, 2021 7:33 PM |
The swimwear he's wearing seem to be saying, "My dick is death". Yick.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 31, 2021 7:47 PM |
He notes his shoe size is American 9.5 so I think he must be a bottom. Otherwise just a tease.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 31, 2021 10:59 PM |
Here's Luke and his friends celebrating New Year Eve in Cartagena, Colombia. His bf s sitting behind him but I'm not sure. All his last bfs look the same.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 2, 2022 5:35 AM |
R118 A bunch of rich white gays, how original.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 2, 2022 6:39 AM |
i donāt think Iāve ever seen someone spend so much time sunbathing on beaches? Maybe Iām just jealous but wouldnāt that get pretty boring after a while? Not to mention itās terrible for your skin in the long term.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 3, 2022 9:10 AM |
R121 well he enjoys being a sex pig for Latinos, so maybe a better reference is pernil.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 11, 2022 5:26 PM |
Jeezus! His need for attention is almost as his skinās need for moisturizing sunscreen.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 15, 2022 12:17 AM |
Ugly feets.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 23, 2022 5:09 PM |
I didnāt realize heās just 42. I was thinking that he looks good for someone 10 years older than that.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 23, 2022 5:50 PM |
Is his entire personality his wrinkling body and beach life? He seems so shallow and empty.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 23, 2022 5:55 PM |
I'm baffled by these comments about his skin. It looks fine to me. He looked suntanned (which also looks fine, to me), but I don't see anything leathery or wrinkly on his body skin. How can you tell without touching it? Is it just some fashionable thing to rank on him? For a middle aged man who's about to turn 43, he looks pretty good to me. If you want/expect him to look 23, or 33, well, I guess that's different - except those days are long past for someone in middle age.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 29, 2022 8:51 AM |
[quote] Seriously!? Wtf is he wearing?
Looks like a pair of cutoffs to me. Big deal. Maybe he felt like slumming that day or he was busy doing some work that might ruin his clothes.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 29, 2022 10:02 AM |
Luke's chest is naturally hairy and he keeps it shaved. Men who keep the hair shaved off their chests always end up with those tiny little bumps all over their chests. You can spot a shaved chest from a mile away if you know what to look for.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 29, 2022 10:15 AM |
R131 wtf? He's in Cartagena, Colombia and he was in a restaurant having lunch/dinner with Daniel Bruhl. Who the fuck goes to a restaurant dressed like that?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 29, 2022 10:41 AM |
He is obviously wearing those cutoffs so people can see those ghastly thigh tattoos.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 29, 2022 11:28 AM |
He posted his dick head outline (photo 3)
by Anonymous | reply 135 | February 23, 2022 11:30 AM |
He's a dickhead
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 4, 2022 7:12 AM |
or, it could be a wrinkle.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | March 4, 2022 7:34 AM |
He looks like he'd taste great slathered in orange chicken sauce.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 4, 2022 7:43 AM |
(R136) Vacationing amid a pandemic and now amid a war!
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 4, 2022 8:18 AM |