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Luke Evans shares new photo of damaged sandpaper skin

I can hear it crinkling!

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by Anonymousreply 128January 23, 2022 6:55 PM


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by Anonymousreply 1August 26, 2021 4:05 PM

Nice pits, though.

by Anonymousreply 2August 26, 2021 4:06 PM

He looks like a crispy chicken wing 🍗, and I dont mean that in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 3August 26, 2021 4:28 PM

What happened to his Colombian ex-boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 4August 26, 2021 4:38 PM

He's the new spokesman for Shake 'n Bake.

by Anonymousreply 5August 26, 2021 4:51 PM

R3, YTF.

by Anonymousreply 6August 26, 2021 5:15 PM

I'd hit that.

by Anonymousreply 7August 26, 2021 5:19 PM

What's that DL saying? I want him inside me quite deeply?

by Anonymousreply 8August 26, 2021 5:58 PM


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by Anonymousreply 9August 28, 2021 8:24 PM

I like that he's owning the grey.

by Anonymousreply 10August 28, 2021 8:26 PM

He needs to do a series of solo videos called "Beef Jerky".

by Anonymousreply 11August 28, 2021 10:04 PM

His webcam days are behind him.

by Anonymousreply 12August 28, 2021 10:41 PM

No wonder he's hiding behind a tree.

by Anonymousreply 13August 28, 2021 10:43 PM

Y’all are such bitches. Like you’d turn him down.

by Anonymousreply 14August 28, 2021 10:46 PM

^ exactly

by Anonymousreply 15August 28, 2021 10:49 PM

I've never understood why he's considered so attractive. He's always looked way older than his age.

by Anonymousreply 16August 28, 2021 10:51 PM

That's how he got into movies. He was seen ad an antidote to the boyish types.

by Anonymousreply 17August 28, 2021 10:54 PM

*as an antidote

by Anonymousreply 18August 28, 2021 10:54 PM

My creepy swinger uncle had a 1976 Camaro with sun baked, cracked, dried out, custom leather bucket sets that looked exactly like that.

by Anonymousreply 19August 28, 2021 11:41 PM

[quote]I've never understood why he's considered so attractive.

He's good looking, masculine and all signs point to big dick. So...

by Anonymousreply 20August 29, 2021 12:13 AM

He does have quite a nice dick. Good girth.

by Anonymousreply 21August 29, 2021 12:14 AM

[quote] Good girth.

Wide through the shaft. Roomy.

by Anonymousreply 22August 29, 2021 12:15 AM

He's not good looking at all. Big dick and masculine? Sure.

by Anonymousreply 23August 29, 2021 2:09 AM

Uncut I’m assuming.

by Anonymousreply 24August 29, 2021 2:22 AM

I don't understand why he thinks his skin looks good though. Is it a mental disorder? Like he seems to play up the sun damage in his photos. He must hear the comments about it -- maybe it's just a fuck you? I'm sure he gets laid and I think he's hot otherwise but the skin looks awful, just awful, and unhealthy

by Anonymousreply 25August 29, 2021 2:28 AM

I think he may be a borderline, it reminds me of when borderlines with eating disorders show off their gross malnourished bodies in skimpy clothing.

by Anonymousreply 26August 29, 2021 4:08 AM

He’s SO much hotter than the OP.

by Anonymousreply 27August 29, 2021 6:24 AM

His Instagram screams "desperate narcissistic gym rat queen." He is probably a good fuck, but a nightmare in every other regard. He has always had a very handsome face, but the abject lack of fat on his body combined with that rawhide makes him look godawful. He has looked like shit for awhile now. The current state of his skin is from cumulative damage—this is only the beginning of it. I have seen geriatrics with exponentially better skin. It will be a shock if he does not die of melanoma.

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by Anonymousreply 28August 29, 2021 8:26 AM

Geez, you talk about him like he’s your age, OP.

by Anonymousreply 29August 29, 2021 10:34 AM

Hasn’t anyone fucking told him his skin looks like shit?

by Anonymousreply 30August 29, 2021 10:42 AM

i reckon he'd be piggy

by Anonymousreply 31August 29, 2021 10:51 AM

I commend him for sticking within his own age range. DL can't relate to a man who's not considering with looking, or chasing, 25.

by Anonymousreply 32August 29, 2021 11:20 AM

*who is not concerned with looking, or bedding, 25.

by Anonymousreply 33August 29, 2021 11:21 AM

I so wish I could look that "bad".

by Anonymousreply 34August 29, 2021 11:24 AM

He reminds me of this guy—

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by Anonymousreply 35August 29, 2021 11:25 AM


by Anonymousreply 36August 29, 2021 7:12 PM

Is he still in Bogotá?

by Anonymousreply 37August 29, 2021 7:14 PM

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else....oh, too late for lotion. Never mind.

by Anonymousreply 38August 30, 2021 8:55 PM

R37 yup, for at least another 5/6 months.

by Anonymousreply 39August 31, 2021 9:08 AM

“Skin goals”

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by Anonymousreply 40August 31, 2021 1:54 PM

Also it looks like his balls were visible in that picture and he digitally blacked them out.

by Anonymousreply 41August 31, 2021 1:54 PM

The body would be lovely if it wasnt for the pork crackling encasing it.

And his pairing of brown body and brown teeth in r28 is a little too matchy-matchy for my taste.

by Anonymousreply 42August 31, 2021 2:00 PM

[R40] get dressed first, bitch!

by Anonymousreply 43August 31, 2021 4:31 PM

Well, I guess at least he doesn’t use filters or photoshop himself to within an inch of his life and end up like a fish-mouthed waxwork like so many other celebrities of both sex.

by Anonymousreply 44August 31, 2021 5:41 PM

Who told him this was a good pic to post? With that untimely aged look and the accompanying caption, it’s suggestive of The HIV.

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by Anonymousreply 45September 1, 2021 2:21 PM

I wonder if his personal assistant is straight, or if he shags both Lukie and his boyfriends. He's always present, even if he's on location for 7 months straight.

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by Anonymousreply 46September 2, 2021 7:39 AM

His skin in that picture at r46 looks sooooo painful. It isn’t tanned. It’s burned, and dried out.

I have the same type of skin as him. It doesn’t turn a warm golden brown. It just burns to a crisp. How on earth can he not see the damage he is doing to it?

by Anonymousreply 47September 2, 2021 11:27 AM

He likes sunbathing, give him a break! It’s refreshing that someone in the public eye looks their age and isn’t saturating themselves in moisturiser and sleeping submerged in a bath of collagen sucked out of a cows thigh.

by Anonymousreply 48September 2, 2021 11:32 AM

How old?

by Anonymousreply 49September 2, 2021 11:36 AM

Who is his current boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 50September 2, 2021 1:55 PM

Whoever he procured from rentmen.com for the weekend.

by Anonymousreply 51September 2, 2021 1:58 PM

[quote] Who is his current boyfriend?

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by Anonymousreply 52September 3, 2021 12:40 PM

Everyone's a whore. I'm beginning to admire the supposed closeted actors who don't constantly post lewd photos of themselves. Every time an actor comes out they ring the dinner bell with sleazy shots. Is this "pride", or just desperation?

by Anonymousreply 53September 3, 2021 6:23 PM

Today’s rawhide pic

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by Anonymousreply 54September 15, 2021 12:31 PM

MORE than good enough, R54. Thanks for posting it.

by Anonymousreply 55September 15, 2021 3:33 PM

Any excuse 🤢

by Anonymousreply 56September 15, 2021 4:24 PM

He has managed to accomplish looking like a 60 year old Orlando Bloom….

by Anonymousreply 57September 15, 2021 4:52 PM

Skin cancer soon..

by Anonymousreply 58September 15, 2021 4:58 PM

Welsh skin isn't used to the sun. He should've taken a lot more care!

by Anonymousreply 59September 15, 2021 5:02 PM

He's a body-attractive gym queen living in 1999 and with the delusion he's still the toast of the Black Party.

by Anonymousreply 60September 15, 2021 5:11 PM

He should just change his name to Slim Jim

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by Anonymousreply 61September 15, 2021 5:16 PM

Today’s leather update

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by Anonymousreply 62September 20, 2021 5:35 PM

Does he ever actually do anything except sunbathe….?

by Anonymousreply 63September 20, 2021 8:05 PM

I'm watching Nine Perfect Strangers and he is not a good actor. He is also not good looking and resembles a lizard.

by Anonymousreply 64September 20, 2021 8:16 PM

Is op's photo from Evans appearance on the TV show "Fronds"?

by Anonymousreply 65September 20, 2021 8:22 PM

I don't know him but he looks like he'll make a nice handbag someday

by Anonymousreply 66September 20, 2021 8:32 PM

I’d suck on his leathery nips.

by Anonymousreply 67September 20, 2021 10:15 PM

Perky penis and bottle glasses

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by Anonymousreply 68September 21, 2021 12:25 AM

He was so beautiful when he was in his 20s. He looks older than his age.

by Anonymousreply 69September 21, 2021 2:42 PM

His skin is beginning to look like beef jerky.

by Anonymousreply 70September 21, 2021 3:25 PM

I’d eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 71September 21, 2021 3:37 PM

There's a meme of sorts on DL where overweight unattractive DLers talk up how much their skin glows from the $500/month worth of product they use and how it's their best feature.

A corollary is how being morbidly obese means they have fewer wrinkles.

It seems this thread, based on a photo where Evans is mostly in shadow, is an extension of that meme.

by Anonymousreply 72September 21, 2021 3:43 PM

I find the rough, weathered look kind of a turn on. Far moreso than the plastic, botoxed look of many celebrities. I’ll take leather over plastic any day.

by Anonymousreply 73September 21, 2021 3:44 PM


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by Anonymousreply 74September 24, 2021 11:40 AM

He may not be classically handsome, but he is one damn hot looking man. His attractiveness is rough hewn, and he makes many think wonderfully nasty thoughts of what they'd like him to do to them.

by Anonymousreply 75September 24, 2021 11:54 AM

He looks like 68-year-old gym rat.

by Anonymousreply 76September 24, 2021 12:17 PM

Clearly his poor assistant is constantly occupied with taking pics of him tanning but needs to build in some pre-sun sunblock application time and post-sun moisturizing. Luke is getting charred.

by Anonymousreply 77September 24, 2021 2:46 PM

Evans is hot.

The OP is not.

Hate, hate, bitch, bitch, yadda, yadda, yadda …

by Anonymousreply 78September 24, 2021 6:59 PM

Why is everyone wearing the same necklace?

by Anonymousreply 79September 25, 2021 12:50 AM

I bet Luke is a mega pig, under the duvet.

by Anonymousreply 80September 25, 2021 12:54 AM

Today in beef jerkydom

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by Anonymousreply 81September 25, 2021 12:43 PM

I think he looks spectacular.

by Anonymousreply 82September 25, 2021 5:45 PM

Luke doesn't ski, does he?

by Anonymousreply 83September 25, 2021 5:53 PM

I want to gnaw in those leathern nips!

by Anonymousreply 84September 25, 2021 7:16 PM

His naked torso gives me thoughts. Nasty, carnal, deviant thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 85September 25, 2021 9:37 PM

Oh please r85. You'd get the exact same thoughts from a raw bratwurst.

by Anonymousreply 86September 25, 2021 9:39 PM

OMG you can even see the damage in a black and white photo

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by Anonymousreply 87October 10, 2021 5:35 PM

His dong is unblemished. Don't fret.

by Anonymousreply 88October 10, 2021 5:37 PM

I thought from his sun damage, he was Australian. But he’s British.

by Anonymousreply 89October 10, 2021 5:48 PM

The old fool never wears underwear 🤢

by Anonymousreply 90October 10, 2021 10:47 PM

He isn’t actually old. He just LOOKS old, r90

by Anonymousreply 91October 11, 2021 1:03 AM

What did Lukie ever see in him?

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by Anonymousreply 92October 11, 2021 3:25 PM

Overtanned skin or not, I think he looks delicious.

by Anonymousreply 93October 11, 2021 3:29 PM

I'd lick his shitter.

by Anonymousreply 94October 11, 2021 4:06 PM

R92 I’m guessing Rafa was a good fuck

by Anonymousreply 95October 11, 2021 5:33 PM

Steroids, sun damage, diuretics and overall dehydration have done this to him. He is a very handsome and masculine looking man. Rough around the edges. But he clearly has some body dysmorphia disorder. He looks like shit. Why are so many male celebs obsessed with the juice these days? I’d prefer a leaner build with maybe a little chub around the waist to beef jerky. Or even a Dad bod. Cannot be good for you their health and heart.

by Anonymousreply 96October 11, 2021 5:43 PM

^Sorry for dang typos

by Anonymousreply 97October 11, 2021 5:43 PM

He's not a twinky pussiboi like all of you bitter old cunts cream in your caftans over. This is what real men look like. He wouldn't want any of you hissing sissy boys anyway. Get back to perusing your Precious Memories figurines and squealing like big girls.

by Anonymousreply 98October 11, 2021 5:56 PM

Well I'm 68 years old, and I say again. I have 3 words for him. DE LI CIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 99October 11, 2021 6:01 PM

[quote]What did Lukie ever see in him?

Luke's current bf :

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by Anonymousreply 100October 12, 2021 3:07 AM

Much better

by Anonymousreply 101October 14, 2021 9:23 AM

I just love this guy.

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by Anonymousreply 102October 24, 2021 2:09 AM


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by Anonymousreply 103December 9, 2021 7:19 PM

Jon K has shared a picture with Esmeralda’s boyfriend whose birthday was a few days ago, and the song playing is Luke’s version of ‘Love is a battlefield’.

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by Anonymousreply 104December 10, 2021 1:58 AM


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by Anonymousreply 105December 18, 2021 6:22 PM

Watching Nine Perfect Strangers at the moment and his skin really is skin damaged. He looks like a young 50 year old.

by Anonymousreply 106December 20, 2021 2:42 PM


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by Anonymousreply 107December 26, 2021 6:02 PM

He brings a new definition to the term Leather Queen.

by Anonymousreply 108December 26, 2021 10:09 PM

I used to hate have really pale skin when I was younger because I wanted to tan.

However, looking at these photos (and those of similar guys) makes me glad I've always kept out of the sun.

by Anonymousreply 109December 26, 2021 10:18 PM


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by Anonymousreply 110December 29, 2021 5:13 PM

I didn’t realize he was friends with Elias Cohen. Seems they hung out in Miami earlier this month. Guess Luke needed a pounding. Given Elias’s connection with Cockgobbler, maybe we will soon see them all in a post-Barry’s Bootcamp workout pic. Or in Dubai….

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by Anonymousreply 112December 29, 2021 5:25 PM

Happy New Year

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by Anonymousreply 113December 31, 2021 8:14 PM

Luke, The Ancient of Days.

by Anonymousreply 114December 31, 2021 8:17 PM

Can he sing?

by Anonymousreply 115December 31, 2021 8:33 PM

The swimwear he's wearing seem to be saying, "My dick is death". Yick.

by Anonymousreply 116December 31, 2021 8:47 PM

He notes his shoe size is American 9.5 so I think he must be a bottom. Otherwise just a tease.

by Anonymousreply 117December 31, 2021 11:59 PM

Here's Luke and his friends celebrating New Year Eve in Cartagena, Colombia. His bf s sitting behind him but I'm not sure. All his last bfs look the same.

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by Anonymousreply 118January 2, 2022 6:35 AM

R118 A bunch of rich white gays, how original.

by Anonymousreply 119January 2, 2022 7:39 AM

i don’t think I’ve ever seen someone spend so much time sunbathing on beaches? Maybe I’m just jealous but wouldn’t that get pretty boring after a while? Not to mention it’s terrible for your skin in the long term.

by Anonymousreply 120January 3, 2022 10:10 AM

Like a well cooked pork belly

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by Anonymousreply 121January 11, 2022 5:57 PM

R121 well he enjoys being a sex pig for Latinos, so maybe a better reference is pernil.

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by Anonymousreply 123January 14, 2022 1:10 PM

Jeezus! His need for attention is almost as his skin’s need for moisturizing sunscreen.

by Anonymousreply 124January 15, 2022 1:17 AM

Rawhide update

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by Anonymousreply 125January 23, 2022 5:50 PM

Ugly feets.

by Anonymousreply 126January 23, 2022 6:09 PM

I didn’t realize he’s just 42. I was thinking that he looks good for someone 10 years older than that.

by Anonymousreply 127January 23, 2022 6:50 PM

Is his entire personality his wrinkling body and beach life? He seems so shallow and empty.

by Anonymousreply 128January 23, 2022 6:55 PM
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