Questions you always had about 60s TV shows

How did the Gilligan’s Island crew have so many outfit changes for a 3 hr tour?

How come the Professor couldn't figure out how to patch up a boat.

How many ball gowns did Ginger pack for a 3 hour tour? Was she a drag queen?

When did Kirk develop a fetish for green pussy?

Were Don and Ann fucking?

Did Wally Cleaver and Eddie Haskell experiment with each other?

Why didn't rich guy Oliver Douglas just tear the farm house down and build a new one from the ground up?

Why did Kelly, Jill and Sabrina often use their own names when going undercover?

You’d think word would spread in criminal circles. (“Don’t get fooled by these three hot detectives in L.A. They’re named Kelly, Jill and Sabrina.”)

Was Gomer the first openly fey soldier?

[quote]Why did every planet Star Trek go to have oxygen, wigs and false eyelashes?

Maybe because they didn’t go to planets where they couldn’t BREATHE, Rose?

^^^ and couldn’t camp it up?

Why did any of the crew men and women on the USS Enterprise agree to wear the red shirt uniform? Surely the whole crew knew what the red shirt meant!

And for that matter, how did Scotty and Uhura escape the curse of the red shirt?

I'm pretty sure "Charlie's Angels" was in the 1970s, R8.

R8 Charlie's Angels is 70s. 70s I tell you, NOT 60s! Why did you have to go and ruin OP's thread!

If Endora had the ability to change Darrin into a toad, a billy goat, a werewolf, and a pony, how do we know it wasn't she who changed him from a York to a Sargent? (He still remained a Dick).

Rob and Laura Petrie slept in separate beds. Where did they have sex?

The kitchen counter, R16.

How often did Dr. McCoy have to treat Capt. Kirk for STDs?

Where WAS Car 54?

Having sex with My Mother the Car, R19.

Why did the Robinsons continue to put up with Dr. Smith? Shouldn't they have just marooned him on one of the planets they visited?

R16 the floor

That would be a hate crime, R21.

What happened to the girls' father and the boys' mother in The Brady Bunch?

That's what the sequel to the movie was for, R24.

The Starfleet miniskirts for female personnel seemed most impractical for a deep space vessel.

Not a question but Marlo Thomas had arguably the best hair of any 60s TV star on "That Girl."

Did Robert Conrad give good head? Are there any naked pictures of “Ted,” Marlo’s boyfriend? Please share. While you’re at it, how about any for Robert Conrad?

Why did Prof. John Robinson and his wife Maureen routinely send their son Will of into the wild with Dr. Smith for hours, sometimes days at a time? Were they some kind of intergalactic sex trafficking couple?

Ted Bessel, I mean. He played Donald Hollanger. Sorry, too sleepy for the DL

Oh my god, R27! That nose! Did the surgeon's hand slip?

Would a child of Jeannie and Tony Nelson have had any magical powers?

Did all the time Dr. Smith spend will Will Robinson creep anybody else out, like he totally gave off a pervy molester vibe as one of these immature gay man who diddles the kids? It’s not like he was hooking up with John Robinson or Major Don West on the down low, neither of those studly men would put up with his bullshit. That leaves Will or the Robot and the Robot was smart enough to get away from him, poor Will seemed not so much. All Dr. Smith had to say was “Will, I found this fabulously interesting thing in the back of this dark cave, let’s explore!” and that poor boy was going off with him in a minute.

How did Penny Robinson get time off from intergalactic space travel to come back to earth and play the child most likely not fathered by Captain Von Trapp on The Sound of Music.

Because she made that movie first, R34.

How did Diahann Carroll afford a designer wardrobe on a nurse's salary on "Julia"?

Did Patty and Cathy ever tag team Richard?

With the insurance money from her husband dying.

Did Ozzie ever give Harriet anal?

Anal what?

Which daring lesbian shat on Nancy Kulp's chest and inspired the sex move known as the "Jane Hathaway?"

Danny Thomas!

Why did the other castaways allow the Howells to continue their charade of being rich and pointless? They even had a bigger hut than most people.

Ain't no money on that island, Lovey!

How could Elly Mae Clampett live under the same roof with hunky cousin Jethro Bodine without wanting his huge hillbilly dick?

Was Eddie’s father really gay?

R44 Jethro was such a bimbo.

Did he ever get to kill some Viet Cong? Granny swore she wouldn't cook 'em if he did!

[quote] Was Eddie’s father really gay?

Well, his real-life wife slept with Tammy Bruce.

R45, Eddie Haskell?

R48 It was quite a Courtship

What the hell did beautiful, smart, powerful Samantha ever see in Darren?

R50 Green card?

Why didn't Kate Bradley ever notice the her daughters were being kidnapped and replaced by girls who went by the same name?

Billie Jo was kidnapped twice and each time a new girl showed up calling herself Billie Jo and Kate never said a word. Neither did Uncle Joe, but I doubt he noticed.

Meanwhile Bobbie Jo was kidnapped once and a new girl came into the Shady Rest calling herself Bobbie Jo and Kate accepted her completely without ever saying a word about the difference.

Well as we know Uncle Joe was slow.

What kind of pills was Gladys Kravitz on? Abner seemed to think they were not strong enough.

R36 I barely remember Julia. Was Julia's backstory given? In what class did she grow up?

What happened to Lucy Carcmichael's lkids?

Julia shopped at the same boutiques where barely employed, struggling actress Ann Marie shopped.

Is it genetically possible to have one daughter who is a blonde, one who is a brunette, and one who is a red head or was Kate just a big slut? And why was it okay for Steve Elliott to go through all those daughters, before he settled on the lesbian? And why didn't the health department put a stop to those girls swimming in the town's water supply?

[quote]How come the Professor couldn't figure out how to patch up a boat.

Here ya go R2: "In Season 1, Episode 8 - "Good-Bye Island" - Gilligan attempts to make pancake syrup. In the process of screwing it up, he discovers a plant-based waterproof glue that they can use to repair the hole in the boat. This they do and, in proper "Gilligan's Island" fashion, decide to give the whole boat a once-over, presumably to make it extra non-sinky.

As fate would have it, it turns out the glue is only temporary and loses its cohesive properties after a few days. In fact, it doesn't just lose its cohesive properties, like the chemicals we tend to find on planet Earth, it comes apart in such a way that basically causes the Minnow to explode. Board by solitary board. [bold]And so, from the eighth episode to the end of the series, the "boat" (was completely destroyed).[/bold]

[quote] Is it genetically possible to have one daughter who is a blonde, one who is a brunette, and one who is a red head or was Kate just a big slut?

Of course it's possible!

[quote]What happened to the girls' father and the boys' mother in The Brady Bunch?

Well, R24, the boys' mother died but they don't say how. And while it's assumed by many that the girls' dad died, it's never specified on the show. The producer/creator wanted Carol Brady to be divorced but the network wanted a widow so they just agreed to be vague on the show.

It would be pretty fucked up if she was divorced tho because the girls never visit their father or hear from him in the show. Carol must've married a total shitheal first time around if we go with the divorced aspect for the tv show.

But in the 1996 movie "A Very Brady Sequel" it's said that Carol's first husband died at sea on some expedition. But I don't think that means it's canon for the tv show.

I have so many about Dark Shadows.

How did Dr. Julia Hoffman keep her job at Windcliff when she was never there? Did the Collins family let her stay there in exchange for free medical services? Was Barnabas aware of all those years that went by in the coffin? How did he survive without blood for that long? How did Vicki always have a full face of makeup sitting in a prison cell in 1795? How did no one ever notice the mausoleum was a lot bigger on the outside than it was on the inside?

[quote]In what class did Julia grow up?

Science.

If they had just changed the line in the Gilligan song about it being "a three hour tour", most questions would not need to be asked. Taking them to another island would have made more sense.

I love this one!

[quote]How did Dr. Julia Hoffman keep her job at Windcliff when she was never there? Did the Collins family let her stay there in exchange for free medical services?

Julia owned Windcliff. It was her sanitarium. The Collins family let her stay there because she "working on a history of the family". When her true identity was revealed they just allowed her to stay on, but I guess at that point they decided she was one of the family. Julia was probably the first concierge doctor.

[quote]Was Barnabas aware of all those years that went by in the coffin? How did he survive without blood for that long?

As a vampire, Barn was already dead. With the cross on his chest and the lack of blood, I guess he was in some kind of inanimate state. In later versions of the show, he was shown desiccated in his coffin from the lack of blood and coming back to life again when Willie showed up.

[quote]How did Vicki always have a full face of makeup sitting in a prison cell in 1795?

That's just TV 101

[quote]How did no one ever notice the mausoleum was a lot bigger on the outside than it was on the inside?

Again, that's just TV 101. But I do think that at one point it was mentioned that mausoleum was built into the side of a hill and the back had the entrance to a tunnel that may have gone to the Old House.

I always believed that Carol’s first husband was part of a secret continuation of the Lebensborn project and he had married Carol for her good Aryan gene pool and immediately got her pushing out children to repopulate the master race. Carol caught on and in frantic bid for their freedom smuggled away her three babies and was placed in a witness protection plan where they were all given new names and identities. Jan was actually the oldest child, but short and pudgy, with the new identity she was regulated to being the middle child and her loosing the first born status was always a point of contention with Marcia. The give away to this truth is the line about “hair of gold, like there mother.”

This then explains why there was no contact with the girl’s real father. There was to be a very special episode where he finally tracks them down and threatens their lives, but Mike saves the day and kills him and they bury him in the backyard, but the network suits thought it was too dark and suggested the episode where the kids enter a talent contest to win prize money for an anniversary gift instead.

[quote] Where did they have sex?

Penis to vagina when conceiving a child, otherwise Laura sucked Dick’s dick dry, even going in for a little POT with a twinkle in her eye and a devilish giggle.

In Family Affair, were Bill and Mr French fucking?

Bill was a bachelor and Mr French always had that towel with him. WTF was up with that?

iz this a thread fr old fks

[quote]If they had just changed the line in the Gilligan song about it being "a three hour tour", most questions would not need to be asked

Yeah, we tried that but it wasn't such a catchy tune without that line.

Exactly how old was Jethro Bodine?

We know he was in 5th grade when the show started, but what was his biological age?

Did the Cannonball's steam smell like fish after the girls bathed in the water tower?

R70, Granny had a hell of a time removing the enormous cum stains from Jethro's sheets due to his frequent wet dreams.

If that's true, R71, then Goop owes them royalties.

Why couldn't Lucille Carmichael ever find a boyfriend or husband?

Did Dennis the Menace actually murder the first Mr. Wilson?

R75 Does being driven into an early grave by hypertension and heart attack count?

Was Lisa Douglas getting it regularly from hunky Eb?

If not, she was a fool.

How did Gidget learn to fly?

Was Oliver Douglas getting it regularly from hunky Eb?

If not, he was a fool.

From Moondoggie's cock, R78.

Was Uncle Bill boning Cissy on "Family Affair"?

[quote]Was Oliver Douglas getting it regularly from hunky Eb?

Mr. Haney was hung bigger than the mule.

It was either her or Mr. French, and who wants his flabby Winnie-the-Pooh-reading ass anyway?

Goodness, you sounds like a precocious, needy child, OP. If you were mine...

Did Sister Bertrille have any actual avian superpowers or was it just the wimple, and what happened when the New Vatican did away with that style, was she then grounded for life?

How did the Nazis at Stalag 13 not get court-martialed for their incompetence?

Why would an architect move his family into a house with 3 bedrooms for 8 people?

How were the Nazi’s so accommodating in Hogan’s Heroes to speak heavily accented English all the time? That did nothing to reinforce the “bad” Nazis trajectory, it made them practically lovable.

R87 Nine actually, Alice lived there as well. Did her bedroom even have a window?

My question was always, "What do they mean 'Identical cousins'?"

Until I saw George V and Nicholas II as very young men, and they were!

Was Ann Marie a whore? How else could she afford that apartment and those clothes?

How did James West ever go to the bathroom, considering the train didn't have one, and anyway it would have taken him hours to get out of all those tight clothes he wore?

One of the premises of "The Wild Wild West" was that he was always coming up with crazy, anachronistic inventions -- so maybe he created some 19th century version of Depends?

Speaking of the WWW, if Dr. Loveless was such a genius, how come he never recognized Artie in his ridiculously bad disguises that barely hid his face?

On the original "Jeopardy!," how did they get the card up so fast to reveal the clue? Was Vanna White's predecessor standing behind the wall, ready to flick up a card at any time? Did she or he wear an evening gown? How did they get to the card so fast? Did they have a team of people behind the wall, one person at each column? Did those people love their jobs or hate them?

Did Marilyn Munster suffer from low self-esteem because she was so "plain," homely and unattractive, compared to the rest of the glamorous and beautiful Munsters and they made no secret of it?

Did Thing ever give Lurch a handjob?

How many coffee tables did they go through on Make Room For Daddy?

R96 The family was sensitive about it, but made no secret of their sorrow for Marilyn’s heinous appearance. IIRC.

Why did Vivian Bagley divorce her husband? Was he Mr. Mooney's side piece?

What were Mr. Ed and Wilbur REALLY doing in that barn all the time?

Ann Marie was a yacht girl, right?

Or a high-end call girl. And Jerry was her pimp.

Well, I always came up with the rent money, one way or another.

On Dark Shadows, why couldn't Jonathan Frid just LEARN HIS LINES? He flubbed his lines more often than anybody else on that show. An impressive feat, since they all stumbled occasionally. But Frid would pause, trying to remember his line, then improvise something, which always came out awkwardly.

[quote]Why would an architect move his family into a house with 3 bedrooms for 8 people?

How did 6 kids share one jack-and-jill bathroom? The boy's "shower time" alone would have precluded sharing. Oh, I forgot... Mom always said don't play with your balls in the house. That explains the tree house in the back yard.

In all seriousness, TBB was a groundbreaking show for a lot of reasons: Mike and Carol shared a bed, it was a blended family in a time when divorce was still taboo (at least to network censors), and it was amazing the way Mike knew everyone from Joe Namath to DAVY JONES. Oh wait...

[quote]How did 6 kids share one jack-and-jill bathroom?

Seriously!

I think those of us who are GenX and later are spoiled. My mom was one of 8 kids and grew up in 3 bedroom, 1 bathroom house. I'm assuming they just made it work.

What alternate Universe did Gomer Pyle USMC take place in?

A huge Marine base in the mid-to-late 60s, and the Vietnam War is never mentioned. Not once.

How did Mannix survive getting shot in the shoulder numerous times over 9 years?

Did Robert Conrad take his shirt off in every episode of "The Wild, Wild West"?

Did Elly May end up with Dash Riprock?

What happened to Victoria Barkley's fourth son Eugene (really her third, since she was not related to Heath)?

What happened to that young legal eagle they brought on to "Perry Mason" for about eight episodes, then dropped?

What happened to that weird monkey Penny Robinson had in the early episodes of "Lost In Space"?

WHET to Adam Carwright? Did they ever mention him after Pernell Robert departed the series?

Adam Cartwright hooked up with Chuck Cunningham. Now they're in a throuple with Coco from "Golden Girls."

Why did Ricky and Lucy live in such shitty apartments (and the Mertzes' was even worse)? I know it's not 1960s, but it always was a puzzler. It was about one step above the Kramdens' hovel.

Napoleon Solo and sexy Russian Illya Kuryakin. Hot Men getting it on!

How did Ben Cartwright get a third wife? Obviously he had killer sperm.

Were Gomer and Goober "special needs" children?

[quote]What alternate Universe did Gomer Pyle USMC take place in?

The one in which gays were already allowed in the military.

[quote]Adam Cartwright hooked up with Chuck Cunningham. Now they're in a throuple with Coco from "Golden Girls."

That's not true and you know it. Everyone knows Chuck Cunningham moved to Brooklyn and married Arnold Horshack.

On his last day in the Marines, Gomer should have told Sgt. Carter to go fuck himself.

How did Mary Ann make coconut cream pies and banana cream pies on the island? Even if they had sugar cane (which they never said), how did they process it, and how did she find substitutes for butter, cream, flour, shortening, etc.?

Why would anyone ever stay at the Shady Rest Hotel when it was just a watering stop between Pixley and Hooterville, both of which were tiny?

[quote] What happened to that weird monkey Penny Robinson had in the early episodes of "Lost In Space"?

Debbie the Bloop!

Eventually they had to eat her.

Now that you mention monkeys, what was the obsession with monkeys on 60s sitcoms? Every show had a monkey episode.

R121 Because it was a whorehouse.

R123 I think you mean chimpanzees, monkeys came with Friends.

[quote] Did Marilyn Munster suffer from low self-esteem because she was so "plain," homely and unattractive, compared to the rest of the glamorous and beautiful Munsters and they made no secret of it?

She did! I remember more than one episode where she revealed she also thought her boyfriends always ran away screaming from the house because she was so homely (which is what the rest iof the family thought).

[quote] How did James West ever go to the bathroom, considering the train didn't have one, and anyway it would have taken him hours to get out of all those tight clothes he wore?

You'd be amazed at the technologies available on the prairie back then to get in and out of supertight denim.

[quote]If Endora had the ability to change Darrin into a toad, a billy goat, a werewolf, and a pony, how do we know it wasn't she who changed him from a York to a Sargent? (He still remained a Dick).

I recall hearing it said once that the writers of "Bewitched" brainstormed the idea of having Endora cast a spell on Darrin to permanently change his appearance (as way of an explanation when Sargent took over for York) but decided against it, saying realistically that Samantha would never have been able to forgive her for doing something so heinous, so they just didn't explain it at all.

[quote]What happened to Lucy Carcmichael's lkids?

Wasn't it said they had gone away to boarding school or something like that? That's what I seem to recall anyway.

R12, this one's for you:

[quote]What happened to Lucy Carcmichael's lkids?

I just started the season - post Viv.

The boy went to military school - there was an episode about it. The girl was just "in school" they didn't specify high school or college.

Viv got married and left with her kid.

Did Paul Drake change up his "shave and a hair cut" knock on the back door of Perry Mason's office to signal that Perry should lock the front door to keep Della and Gertie out, so Paul could come in, sit on Perry's desk, smoking, while Perry polished his knob?

The Red Shirt casualties were exaggerated.

. A simple pie chart reveals 55 total deaths and, yes, red shirts perished in frightening numbers.

A whopping 24 died, compared to 9 in yellow/gold command and 7 in blue, with 15 crossing into the final frontier in unidentified colors. However, it’s all a matter of perspective and percentages.

There were 430 crewmen aboard the Enterprise, 239 of them in engineering, security or operations, and all wore red. So, in reality, they had a decent survival rate, and it was, statistically speaking – courtesy of a little something called Bayes’ theorem -- the folks in gold who were more likely to meet their maker.

“Although Enterprise crew members in redshirts suffer many more casualties than crew members in other uniforms, they suffer fewer casualties than crew members in gold uniforms when the entire population size is considered. Only 10% of the entire redshirt population was lost during the three year run of Star Trek. This is less than the 13.4% of goldshirts, but more than the 5.1% of blueshirts. What is truly hazardous is not wearing a redshirt, but being a member of the security department. The red-shirted members of security were only 20.9% of the entire crew, but there is a 61.9% chance that the next casualty is in a redshirt and 64.5% chance this red-shirted victim is a member of the security department. The remaining redshirts, operations and engineering make up the largest single population, but only have an 8.6% chance of being a casualty.”

r128 Too bad actor Gary Cooper was dead by the time "Bewitched" was on the air. He could've been the bridge between the two Darrins. I'll wait..... hum de dum de dum.....

r123 The weirdest was "The Hathaways," co-starring DL fave Peggy Cass.

How did Dobie Gillis' college professors ever become Patty Lane's parents?

Did Barney and Thelma Lou ever have sex? Was Aunt Bea just an old spinster that Andy took pity on to keep her out of the rest home? Would Barney be considered "special needs" or Aspy now?

Was Mel Cooley required to orally service Alan Brady on a regular basis?

Was Barney cheating on Thelma Lou with that waitress/slut Juanita? He was seen many times wooing her on the phone during his supposed courtship of Thelma. No wonder Thelma Lou eventually dumped his ass and married someone else.

With choices like perky Ellie the druggist and sexy Nurse Peggy, why in God's name did Andy get saddled with grouchy, always-pissed-off Helen Grump?

Which relationships involved off screen domestic abuse, you know it was happening in many of them.

Was Pete Malloy single because he "couldn't find anyone who'd put up with him" (as he put it) or was he deeply closeted?

Meanwhile, I think Donald was very OK, never having sex or spending the night in Ann Marie’s apartment and promising her parents they would wait for marriage (the day he hoped and prayed would never come) (despite Ann Marie having already purchased the gown since she looked so good in the window in it).

Of god, I was looking for a good shot of That Girl’s wedding dress and found this picture showing Donald had a Trans phase. They must have suppressed this episode where I grew up as too NYC racy.

How often did Steve McGarrett pork Danno?

Did any of those men manscape? It would have traumatized my adolescent libido if the razor was ever near the nether regions of Chad Everett, Brian Keith, Don Grady, Davy Jones, Bill Bixby, James Brolin, Michael Landon, Desi Arnaz, John Astin etc, etc, etc…..

I could probably come up with a hundred more if left with nothing else to do.

I saw big bushes everywhere.

How come in the *second* episode of Room 222, the dippy student teacher (played by Karen Valentine), who had only been at the school for one second, agrees to allow the kids to strip naked for the finale of their school play? How come nobody was investigated or arrested for this idea? How come all the students thought it was a groovy idea?

It was well known that Donald roamed the Christopher Street pier after he left Ann Marie.

r144 I imagine after leaving Ann Marie's apartment each night, Donald went to the Ramble where he hooked up with Sal Romano, formerly of Sterling Cooper advertising agency.

[quote]Was Pete Malloy single because he "couldn't find anyone who'd put up with him" (as he put it) or was he deeply closeted?

He was bottoming for Joe Friday.

If Phyllis Pruitt's marvy-poo dress and jewels belonged to the Internal Revenue, why did they let her keep wearing them while she flounced frenetically around the mansion singing "Howcha do, howcha do, howcha do!"?

Did Heath ever sneak into Audra's bedroom late at night?

r147 IIRC, the IRS allowed the family to continue in the style to which they were accustomed so as not to start a panic in the financial world. They were afraid if TPTB knew of the financial plight, a domino effect would cause havoc in banking and money-making circles. Razor-thin premise, but there you are.

[quote][R123] I think you mean chimpanzees, monkeys came with Friends.

Like hell they did!

Was Ralph Monroe on "Green Acres" the first regular trans TV character? "Her" name was Ralph, and her business with Alph was called "The Monroe Brothers."

R151 See above R140.

R152 Ralph Monroe came a season before "That Girl".

How did one judo chop to the back of the neck instantly and unfailingly knock someone out? In that vein, how could opening a closet and having a bowling ball hit your head both cause and later cure amnesia?

r154 reminds me of the Mannix question. By IMDB count during the show's run Mannix was knocked unconscious 55 times and shot 17 times. How was he not a quadruple amputee vegetable on life support by the final episode.

Did homos exist in the Twilight Zone?

ttttttt

Why didn’t the rear wheel of the Flintstones car stay behind when the car moved? The car would push along the front wheel, but that back wheel looks like it’s just resting there.

Did Billie Jo, Bobbie Jo, and Betty Jo's menstrual cycles sync up?

Goodness, R158. Did you grow up to be an engineer? Or have you just watched way too much Flintstones as an adult?

and R123 don't forget The Monkees

Intriguing how many questions we DLs had about Petticoat Junction.

Out of all the 1960s TV show we would be posing questions about, I would never expected Petticoat Junction to be at the top of the list.

What about My Favorite Martian? Gentle Ben? Flipper? F Troop? McHale's Navy? Daniel Boone? The Fugitive?

Nobody had questions about those!?

All I'll say is, if Daniel Boone was the rippin'-est, roarin'-est, fightin'-est man the frontier ever knew, we have been sorely misled about the Wild West all these years.

Why was "My Mother the Car" never rebooted with the voice of Helen Lawson?

R164 Because it would have been called My Mother the Cunt.

Petticoat Junction ran for a fuck-ton of seasons despite cast changes, the loss of it's star, and the appeal of a colon screening.

Why didn’t the Clampetts ever become more accustomed to city living after so many years in Beverly Hills?

[quote]Intriguing how many questions we DLs had about Petticoat Junction.

Because it was intentionally and unintentionally suggestive. A "hotel" in the middle of nowhere in which pretty, young women without jobs reside with their "madam" (Kate) and "pimp" (Uncle Joe) and bath in the water tower. There was no other apparent reason for the Shady Rest to attract guests.

^^^In other words, Hooterville has a whorehouse in it.

[quote]Out of all the 1960s TV show we would be posing questions about, I would never expected Petticoat Junction to be at the top of the list.

Bea Benaderet is a minor DL icon. Search for her NYE Party thread.

Did Arnold the pig end up as ribs, chops, bacon, or all of the above?

Why was Deirdre always such a cunt to Hazel?

R171, Arnold was the area's next lawyer after Oliver fled back to NY. (Well who else was going to do it?)

What happened to Andy Taylor, Jr. -- Andy and Helen's kid? His birth was on "Mayberry RFD," but when "Return to Mayberry" rolled around, he was nowhere to be found. Or mentioned. At least they showed that Aunt Bee kicked the bucket (although the actress was alive at the time.)

R174 After some experimentation with Howard Sprague, Andy, Jr., came out and moved to New York to go to design school. He's never spoke of.

WHET to Mike Douglas, the eldest of the original "Three Sons"? After he got married to Meredith McRae and moved away, he was never even mentioned again.

On The Jetsons, when they pushed the button to get the dinner to come out of the wall, where did the ingredients come from? And what powered their flying car?

Did any men ever take a bath in the water tower in Hooterville?

They went up there, but not necessarily to bathe.

Did the castaways on Gilligan's Island have an endless supply of 9 volt batteries to power their transistor radio?

Fortunately Mrs. Howell had brought along a whole box of them for her vibrator.

[quote]Why was Deirdre always such a cunt to Hazel?

And why didn't Hazel kick Deirdre in the cunt?

She shoulda kicked her right in the doozy, r182!

R176 -- Mike Douglas went on to host a TV show, divorced Meredith, and married that girl.

R178, Always wished Mike Minor had. As a gayling, he was one of my faves, with that handsome face, deep voice, tight pants and hairy chest.