Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics 2: Electric Boogaloo

She's loads of fun.

thank God R1. I have been waiting for ever

Too bad it's fake...

more please

R1. Fake schmake. Love the jizz and the hot cock.

Fine as fuck OP.

I can’t find the original thread. Can someone please link it?

First thread:

90 percent of his Insta followers are thirsty games guys. Love his chest hair and smile.

Thanks r7

He has such a beautiful smile

OMG R10!!!! that bod...SMILE !

Chris Mazdzer is the only living man mentionned on DL that I find absolutely and totally attractive. He's a 10+ IMO

He's got a beautiful smile, a rockin' body, a dream life... I guess the fact he married a broad who looks like a Real Housewife in training is what makes him as human as the rest of us.

I hate that woman R13, I hate her

r3=Captain Obvious

Heart him. Even tacky her.

he knows 99% of his fans are gays

R17, you may be right and we love him even more for knowing that we're gay and ogling him and he continues to deliver the goods.

Personally, I hope he really is a straight guy who doesn't care that men want him... he's secure enough to not be bothered.

R18 he's very nice, but he's queer baiting like a mother fucker. I adore him, but he's not straight. With his body he is, not with his mind

I've heard from friends who've had dealings with the wife that's she's a wonderful person. Good for her to get that sexy beast!

R20 i'm glad for HIM

Here you go, gents!

Huckster with nice legs

whom?

He's aging out. Mind you, if I aged like that I'd be jumping for joy.

Nice smile! Now please unbutton one more button. (Note to the photographer: Get Closer.)

R16 virtue-signaller

R1 Excellent teeth

And Mariah says....

He’s such a flirt.

Girl, jus get an Onlyfans!

Chris does dumb stuff cutely.

Had no idea who he was.

Wow.

I mean, really. Fucking WOW.

Oh R31, you'll now find yourself scrolling and clicking, scrolling and clicking for more shirtless goodness of Mr. Mazdzer. DL doesn't even care that he's married and fathered a child... he's a good looking man with an incredible body that is even more glorious with all of the hair... no one's ever posted a cock (or hairy ass) shot, but no matter, he continues to thrill some of us.

You know why I find him attractive? He looks nice. I don't know if he is, but he looks nice. There doesn't seem to be anything exhaustingly fantastic about him. Compare this guy with Tom Daley.

After he won a silver at the 2018 Olympics in SKorea he was an NBC media darling for a few days. Why? Because he was so nice, well-spoken and enthusiastic. (The Cosmo photo shoot where he peels off his spandex suit and laughs good-naturedly didn't hurt either.) He seems like a total mensch.

Looks like someone could use a hug and a foot/leg massage

Chris feeling positive in a gown

[quote] Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics 2

I've quickly scrolled through this thread but I assume there are NO dicks to be seen.

None, R37, but we dream on. Someday one will slip out.

Arms, well, one arm.

He may be the perfect man

Just a reminder: the Winter Olympics are mere months away.

If you can't get the shirt off, Chris, take the shorts off.

R42 he looks like he's lost a lot of weight; liked him better with more bulk. Does he have the AIDS?

Well done, CM!

Mutilated dong and he's quite proud of it.

I love their race suits!

He looks like he's lost weight.

He is adorable even when mugging for the camera. Also, luge looks like it's terrifying.

He has a really cute penis to match his cute civilized face. I like guys with a really nice face.

he's got a pretty face, a nice cock, rocking body, go for it

R50, I thought we were still waiting for the actual cock shot? There are hints about the length, girth, and circumcision status of his dick, but nothing's been posted to DL...

No cock shots have surfaced that I know of, ByJupiter (not that I'm an obsessive stan or anything; I just think he's cute and hot). I'm guessing people here are going by the spandex he wears, which leaves only a little something to the imagination.

What are the chances he'll be named US flag bearer for the opening ceremonies? Low, I'd guess, but he does have a medal already.

This isn’t Chris, but a guy that looks a lot like him… it makes for decent fap material considering a real nude of Chris will probably never be seen. Le sigh….

According to his wife, he likes to hang around the house naked.

nudie!

How does one pronounce Chris’ last name?

With his dick in your mouth, hopefully

I'll see Chris's hairy chest and raise him a dick pic.

I'm guessing Chris' wife encourages the at home nudity - I know I would, but there's something trashy about her putting them up on the web with those crappy emojies covering the family jewels.

Congrats to hunky Chris for making his fourth Olympic team!

This man is beautiful. Wow. Let him be straight - we need hot, fun allies like him.

I still want to suck him off, though.

Well, OK...

Mazdzer is undeniably handsome.

Be sure to click through for full shirtlessness.

R64 He is the most perfect man I've ever seen. I'm in love.

And best of all, no tats.

one of the few men DL creams themselves over that doesn't look 15 and is actually attractive

He has a nice voice too.

Oh, in a fangurly way.

I am a shameless Mazdzer fangurl, and totally okay with that.

Cute Chris in China now.

It appears to be as wide as his belly button flaccid.

/Not/ a good sign. And yes I know how dicks work. The bigger they are flaccid the bigger they are hard.

I’m not seeing it.

Like the Team USA jacket he has on in R71.

I keep this thread on favorite, just in case ....

I just watched his latest IG stories. They're interesting if you're interested in his sport, whatever it's called, but you barely see Chris. Why couldn't he have been a swimmer?

Chris makes Top 10 in 1st 2 rounds (of 4) of singles but prob won't make medal stand on Sun. He didn't qualify for US for doubles, so unfortunately won't have anyone riding atop him in Beijing

[quote] He didn't qualify for US for doubles, so unfortunately won't have anyone riding atop him in Beijing

A big disappointment for his longtime doubles partner Jayson. They made such a cute couple, and appeared to be very comfortable with all that full body contact. It seems like they were also verse when it comes to their luge position, although I think Chris usually took the rear/bottom spot.

I had no idea that Mazdzer was on DWTS until now. After watching a few YT videos of his performances it's kind of hard to believe that he was sent home week 3.

Of course I respect his right to be straight, but here he pings like mad. I was waiting for an eye roll.

Okay, I know I'm going to piss off a number of fans - but does he not resemble a cuter & sexier younger Steve Carell? Even some facial & verbal expressions, and attitude, click for me. And they both famously have the chest hair.

R16- He’s a good looking hunk- whom ever he is.

Did he finish his events? Did he win any medals?

R82, Chris is done. He placed 8th or 9th in single-man luge. Obviously no medal. I wonder if he'll stay in Beijing for the next two weeks or go home to the wife and kid, plan his next career.

I hope he comes home so I can ride his dick!

I think our Chris should develop an underwear line with investors and he can serve as the brand model.

Chris has 1 more Beijing event Wed, team relay but don't think US is favored to medal

R85, what you think of Chris modeling Steve Grand's underwear? What if the modeled the underwear together? Would DL explode?

I had to laugh -- the first shot in a brief segment on Chris (in NBC's Sunday night prime time coverage) was basically of his crotch. (Chris flat on his sled with the photographer at the foot end focusing on his helmet, but the crotch was Right There. Clearly, the director of the segment is a DLer.) He came in eighth. They interviewed him after -- he said he'd had a tough year with injuries and limited training time but was pleased with his result. Then they had a live link to his wife and son back in the States. He cried (Chris, not the son). He's a mensch. I hope the US does well in the team relay on Wednesday.

I always wonder what athletes do after their career is over. I guess Chris could go into broadcasting (although it would be a once-every-four-years gig for him since luge barely registers in the US outside of Olympic years) or coaching or just continue shilling for Toyota on Instagram while his wife runs her wedding planning business. There's OnlyFans, I guess...

A lot of times they go into coaching, don't they?

Or start companies. Ted Ligetty (sp?) who won gold medals in skiing in 2006 and 2014 started a sunglass and sport helmet company.

Pants optional!

Is there another male who's gotten a more overwhelmingly positive reaction on DL than Mazdzer?

Loser!

So true R93, but he already has an Olympic medal (do you?) and happily shares many photos of his beautiful hairy chest with people (do you? Note -you must have a beautiful hairy chest). Then are the pics of his tree trunk-like hairy legs and that ass... very special for many here.

So what if he flamed-out in china... he's already won our hearts and more!

[quote] Loser!

I could give a shit. He can lose inside me anytime he likes.

Watch these IG stories while they're still up. They get really good at the end, so don't stop watching.

R96, that just makes him even more adorable.

R97 Exactly. To see the veins on his forehead surge, and his lips quiver. So emo.

OMG he is so adorable.

Post-Olympic life Chris fulfilling his #toyotapartner influencer obligations.

Looking good doing it.

Daddy.

For real, though. I wonder why his wife and son didn't get to go Toyotacamping. Bless him for the shirtless shot, of course.

It goes without saying, so I'll say it. CM is my total wishful thinking bf.

I can't even entertain that thought, it would be too much. So I just marvel at a healthy distance.

Well, I guess he found the wife and kid.

He is super good looking. The wife and child, not so much.

Every time I see this thread ping again, I'm still hoping for the long promised dick pics. But I'll take what I can get.

Chris, you’re not getting any younger, and you have a family to feed.

OF is the way to go!

I would notice him if he were in a public pool.

Bless you, Chris, for knowing your audience (just get the camera a little closer, pleaseandthankyou).

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Enlarged the pic in R109

Shit. Perfetto!

Looks like he's just been ravished (by Indian food, apparently, but think what you like).

Noice... I was going to say, running through his many IG "Stories" is also delightful.

I want him to FUCKKKKK MEEEEEEEEE

The second photo at R114? Is it hot in here? Just me? OK.

I want to get him sloppy drunk.

He'd just be laughing as I take his pants off.

Oh, the things I'd do.

Chris and his glorious chest hair.

You know why he's so hot to me? Because he seems so happy and nice every time you see him. Happy and nice is the sexiest thing on earth to me.

I don't know how to link a pick from Instagram to DL, so if someone else can, please do. I have a question... does Chris look kind of, how I say this, "gay" in the photo in watermelon colored slacks? He's also wearing loafers without socks. and here in DL-land, some guys will be more than a little suspicious.

Chris is with 2 older guys, also in trousers of an interesting color and guy on the right is a barrel-chested Daddy...

[quote]here in DL-land,

You answered your own question. Like all bubbles, we see what we want to see.

Seriously, R124, you think you can tell someone's gay by the color of their pants and whether or not they're wearing socks?

Every time this thread bumps, one hopes against hope.

R127 R107 Same here. But I feel this is as close as we're going to get.

Bumped to get your hopes up again, bitches!!!!

Always post Chris Mazdzer pics.

There's an LPSG thread entitles "Steve Grand Nudes." I'm trying to decide which is the less accurate title--that one or this one.

This makes me nervous!

But he seems like he's a great dad.

Regrettably he needs to take that down before he gets charged with child endangerment.

Chris back in Lycra again. Sporting what looks more like camel toe than VPL.

Chris, the dumb backwards baseball cap is not your look. You’ve still got your hair, no need to cover it up like some aging frat boy.

Looks like a somewhat uncomfortable tuck.

That photo is not flattering.

You know the one I mean.

I might need to re-evaluate.

R1 superb teeth.

R138 I appreciate her enthusiasm and eagerness to please.

I still love Chris even if she's transitioning.

Chris loves his pup - named KiKi.

As close as we're probably ever going to get to a dick pic.

Do I discern the ridge of the glans through Lycra? He's such a tease.

Made you look!

Woof

Chrissy in his Calvins. Looks really cold.

Also looks like he's recently had a cupping session.

What are all of the round patches on his back for? Serious question... there were 5 or 6 of them...

R147 he's part Dalmatian, Rose.

R147 Cupping bruises. Athletes are into it.

He looks thinner, less beefy than he used to be.

Thin. Beefy. That man is incredible.

He's a j/o fantasy come to life.

Just bumping in the interest of keeping this thread active, just in case the nudes ever leak.

he's not even cute! raise your standards!!!

Only on Datalounge could a fatty who hasn't seen his own dick in 6 years call Chris Mazdzer "not even cute".

Sorry, R153, check your eyesight...

He's adorable!

he's nothing special, lots of men who look like this walking around in NYC.

No. There are lot of gross, fat guys walking around NYC. There are precious few as cute as Chris.

Chris Mazdzer - the man's adorable and thanks for that comic version of him shirtless... s-w-o-o-n.

Every time this thread rises to to the top I get my hopes up and every time I’m disappointed.

Psyche!

He's an ally!

I would rim him deep....

Chris! Come back! We miss you! (OK, not the Toyota promotions, but I guess a guy's gotta eat.)

Daddy Chris.

Jesus... Daddy Chris is adorable.

R43 No, u crazy twat. Straight men don't catch the aids.

R164 if only he'd squat like that on my face.

Chris's workout routine.

To quote Dr Frank N Furter, “he’ll do the snatch, clean and jerk / he thinks dynamic tension/ must be hard work”

Thanks for posting Chris!

Christ showing off sexy back muscles.

small looking size meat, pass

I guess Christ will need those back muscles once he's on the cross.

Flying dick!

He flies through the air with the greatest of ease. That daring young man...

Is he auditioning for Cirque du Soleil?

From your mouth to God's ear... Those performers don't usually wear much and what they do wear is TIGHT. I'd rather he do that than shill for Toyota.

Seriously curious what he's going to do with his career/life now.

Stop training and slowly gain weight till he looks like a hairy apple on toothpicks by age 50.

I'd still be more than happy to eat that hairy apple.

Lucky lady to have CM as your personal sperm donor (at least twice!).

He should start the plugs now.

R181 has hair like Fabio apparently.

At R180, that photo could have been captioned, The Spunk of The Chris.

Every time this thread surfaces, there is hope.

Still no dick pic, alas, but shirtless and wet.

I'd still do him. Hell, I'd let him do me!

poor thing is getting old.

How his life ever going to get better if he keeps having children with that woman?

that fucking treasure trail is just delicious. It leads the south, south, south...

Retiring! (Still no dick pic, but maybe he'll become a fitness model.)

I guess it would help if I posted the link, duh.

Darn, he's already performed on Dancing with the Stars (one of the many seasons I did not watch)! I was going to suggest he make that his next project.

They should create "Dancing with DILFs" - and add him to the first season's cast.

Looks like Chris is now on the motivational-speaker circuit (alas, still not the dick-pic circuit). Big feet, though!

Just a bulge pic (and some shilling for Toyota).

We already saw his dick through his see-thru tights. Next.

I really want to believe that he follows this thread and gets a chuckle out of it.

Warrior! Of the Ninja variety! (Sorry, still no dick pics, just more spandex.)