Someone HAS to have his dick pics by now!
Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics 2: Electric Boogaloo
by Anonymous | reply 151 | February 25, 2023 10:07 PM |
thank God R1. I have been waiting for ever
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 19, 2021 11:06 PM |
Too bad it's fake...
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 20, 2021 12:00 AM |
more please
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 20, 2021 12:12 AM |
R1. Fake schmake. Love the jizz and the hot cock.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2021 3:54 AM |
Fine as fuck OP.
I can’t find the original thread. Can someone please link it?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 20, 2021 4:02 AM |
90 percent of his Insta followers are thirsty games guys. Love his chest hair and smile.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 20, 2021 12:27 PM |
Thanks r7
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 20, 2021 1:44 PM |
OMG R10!!!! that bod...SMILE !
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 20, 2021 9:34 PM |
Chris Mazdzer is the only living man mentionned on DL that I find absolutely and totally attractive. He's a 10+ IMO
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 20, 2021 9:41 PM |
He's got a beautiful smile, a rockin' body, a dream life... I guess the fact he married a broad who looks like a Real Housewife in training is what makes him as human as the rest of us.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 20, 2021 10:15 PM |
I hate that woman R13, I hate her
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 20, 2021 10:24 PM |
r3=Captain Obvious
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 20, 2021 10:33 PM |
he knows 99% of his fans are gays
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 20, 2021 10:50 PM |
R17, you may be right and we love him even more for knowing that we're gay and ogling him and he continues to deliver the goods.
Personally, I hope he really is a straight guy who doesn't care that men want him... he's secure enough to not be bothered.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 20, 2021 11:21 PM |
R18 he's very nice, but he's queer baiting like a mother fucker. I adore him, but he's not straight. With his body he is, not with his mind
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 20, 2021 11:24 PM |
I've heard from friends who've had dealings with the wife that's she's a wonderful person. Good for her to get that sexy beast!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 20, 2021 11:45 PM |
R20 i'm glad for HIM
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 20, 2021 11:45 PM |
whom?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 10, 2021 6:49 PM |
He's aging out. Mind you, if I aged like that I'd be jumping for joy.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 11, 2021 4:14 PM |
Nice smile! Now please unbutton one more button. (Note to the photographer: Get Closer.)
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 13, 2021 10:36 PM |
R16 virtue-signaller
R1 Excellent teeth
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 13, 2021 10:57 PM |
He’s such a flirt.
Girl, jus get an Onlyfans!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 13, 2021 11:25 PM |
Had no idea who he was.
Wow.
I mean, really. Fucking WOW.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 20, 2021 6:39 PM |
Oh R31, you'll now find yourself scrolling and clicking, scrolling and clicking for more shirtless goodness of Mr. Mazdzer. DL doesn't even care that he's married and fathered a child... he's a good looking man with an incredible body that is even more glorious with all of the hair... no one's ever posted a cock (or hairy ass) shot, but no matter, he continues to thrill some of us.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 21, 2021 9:47 AM |
You know why I find him attractive? He looks nice. I don't know if he is, but he looks nice. There doesn't seem to be anything exhaustingly fantastic about him. Compare this guy with Tom Daley.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 21, 2021 5:26 PM |
After he won a silver at the 2018 Olympics in SKorea he was an NBC media darling for a few days. Why? Because he was so nice, well-spoken and enthusiastic. (The Cosmo photo shoot where he peels off his spandex suit and laughs good-naturedly didn't hurt either.) He seems like a total mensch.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 21, 2021 6:27 PM |
Looks like someone could use a hug and a foot/leg massage
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 30, 2021 8:04 PM |
[quote] Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics 2
I've quickly scrolled through this thread but I assume there are NO dicks to be seen.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 8, 2021 1:36 AM |
None, R37, but we dream on. Someday one will slip out.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 8, 2021 1:50 AM |
He may be the perfect man
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 9, 2021 7:45 PM |
Just a reminder: the Winter Olympics are mere months away.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 4, 2021 9:23 PM |
If you can't get the shirt off, Chris, take the shorts off.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 3, 2022 6:47 PM |
R42 he looks like he's lost a lot of weight; liked him better with more bulk. Does he have the AIDS?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 3, 2022 11:23 PM |
He looks like he's lost weight.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 11, 2022 1:22 PM |
He is adorable even when mugging for the camera. Also, luge looks like it's terrifying.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 11, 2022 1:27 PM |
He has a really cute penis to match his cute civilized face. I like guys with a really nice face.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 11, 2022 1:48 PM |
he's got a pretty face, a nice cock, rocking body, go for it
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 11, 2022 1:58 PM |
R50, I thought we were still waiting for the actual cock shot? There are hints about the length, girth, and circumcision status of his dick, but nothing's been posted to DL...
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 11, 2022 4:04 PM |
No cock shots have surfaced that I know of, ByJupiter (not that I'm an obsessive stan or anything; I just think he's cute and hot). I'm guessing people here are going by the spandex he wears, which leaves only a little something to the imagination.
What are the chances he'll be named US flag bearer for the opening ceremonies? Low, I'd guess, but he does have a medal already.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 11, 2022 9:07 PM |
This isn’t Chris, but a guy that looks a lot like him… it makes for decent fap material considering a real nude of Chris will probably never be seen. Le sigh….
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 11, 2022 9:13 PM |
According to his wife, he likes to hang around the house naked.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 11, 2022 11:27 PM |
How does one pronounce Chris’ last name?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 11, 2022 11:39 PM |
With his dick in your mouth, hopefully
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 11, 2022 11:41 PM |
I'll see Chris's hairy chest and raise him a dick pic.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 12, 2022 12:01 AM |
I'm guessing Chris' wife encourages the at home nudity - I know I would, but there's something trashy about her putting them up on the web with those crappy emojies covering the family jewels.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 12, 2022 9:48 AM |
Congrats to hunky Chris for making his fourth Olympic team!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 12, 2022 10:20 AM |
This man is beautiful. Wow. Let him be straight - we need hot, fun allies like him.
I still want to suck him off, though.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 12, 2022 10:27 AM |
Be sure to click through for full shirtlessness.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 27, 2022 9:45 PM |
R64 He is the most perfect man I've ever seen. I'm in love.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 27, 2022 9:54 PM |
And best of all, no tats.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 27, 2022 10:25 PM |
one of the few men DL creams themselves over that doesn't look 15 and is actually attractive
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 27, 2022 10:28 PM |
Oh, in a fangurly way.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 28, 2022 12:06 PM |
I am a shameless Mazdzer fangurl, and totally okay with that.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 28, 2022 12:08 PM |
It appears to be as wide as his belly button flaccid.
/Not/ a good sign. And yes I know how dicks work. The bigger they are flaccid the bigger they are hard.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 30, 2022 6:40 PM |
I’m not seeing it.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 30, 2022 7:27 PM |
Like the Team USA jacket he has on in R71.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 30, 2022 8:05 PM |
I keep this thread on favorite, just in case ....
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 2, 2022 11:32 PM |
I just watched his latest IG stories. They're interesting if you're interested in his sport, whatever it's called, but you barely see Chris. Why couldn't he have been a swimmer?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 4, 2022 2:10 PM |
Chris makes Top 10 in 1st 2 rounds (of 4) of singles but prob won't make medal stand on Sun. He didn't qualify for US for doubles, so unfortunately won't have anyone riding atop him in Beijing
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 5, 2022 1:00 PM |
[quote] He didn't qualify for US for doubles, so unfortunately won't have anyone riding atop him in Beijing
A big disappointment for his longtime doubles partner Jayson. They made such a cute couple, and appeared to be very comfortable with all that full body contact. It seems like they were also verse when it comes to their luge position, although I think Chris usually took the rear/bottom spot.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 6, 2022 4:15 AM |
I had no idea that Mazdzer was on DWTS until now. After watching a few YT videos of his performances it's kind of hard to believe that he was sent home week 3.
Of course I respect his right to be straight, but here he pings like mad. I was waiting for an eye roll.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 6, 2022 7:56 AM |
Okay, I know I'm going to piss off a number of fans - but does he not resemble a cuter & sexier younger Steve Carell? Even some facial & verbal expressions, and attitude, click for me. And they both famously have the chest hair.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 7, 2022 6:40 AM |
R16- He’s a good looking hunk- whom ever he is.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 7, 2022 7:41 AM |
Did he finish his events? Did he win any medals?
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 7, 2022 10:26 AM |
R82, Chris is done. He placed 8th or 9th in single-man luge. Obviously no medal. I wonder if he'll stay in Beijing for the next two weeks or go home to the wife and kid, plan his next career.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 7, 2022 4:14 PM |
I hope he comes home so I can ride his dick!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 7, 2022 4:15 PM |
I think our Chris should develop an underwear line with investors and he can serve as the brand model.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 7, 2022 4:17 PM |
Chris has 1 more Beijing event Wed, team relay but don't think US is favored to medal
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 7, 2022 4:21 PM |
R85, what you think of Chris modeling Steve Grand's underwear? What if the modeled the underwear together? Would DL explode?
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 7, 2022 4:23 PM |
I had to laugh -- the first shot in a brief segment on Chris (in NBC's Sunday night prime time coverage) was basically of his crotch. (Chris flat on his sled with the photographer at the foot end focusing on his helmet, but the crotch was Right There. Clearly, the director of the segment is a DLer.) He came in eighth. They interviewed him after -- he said he'd had a tough year with injuries and limited training time but was pleased with his result. Then they had a live link to his wife and son back in the States. He cried (Chris, not the son). He's a mensch. I hope the US does well in the team relay on Wednesday.
I always wonder what athletes do after their career is over. I guess Chris could go into broadcasting (although it would be a once-every-four-years gig for him since luge barely registers in the US outside of Olympic years) or coaching or just continue shilling for Toyota on Instagram while his wife runs her wedding planning business. There's OnlyFans, I guess...
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 7, 2022 5:28 PM |
A lot of times they go into coaching, don't they?
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 7, 2022 6:13 PM |
Or start companies. Ted Ligetty (sp?) who won gold medals in skiing in 2006 and 2014 started a sunglass and sport helmet company.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 7, 2022 6:16 PM |
Is there another male who's gotten a more overwhelmingly positive reaction on DL than Mazdzer?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 21, 2022 8:58 PM |
Loser!
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 21, 2022 9:16 PM |
So true R93, but he already has an Olympic medal (do you?) and happily shares many photos of his beautiful hairy chest with people (do you? Note -you must have a beautiful hairy chest). Then are the pics of his tree trunk-like hairy legs and that ass... very special for many here.
So what if he flamed-out in china... he's already won our hearts and more!
by Anonymous | reply 94 | February 21, 2022 10:02 PM |
[quote] Loser!
I could give a shit. He can lose inside me anytime he likes.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 21, 2022 11:25 PM |
Watch these IG stories while they're still up. They get really good at the end, so don't stop watching.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 25, 2022 12:12 AM |
R96, that just makes him even more adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 25, 2022 5:07 AM |
R97 Exactly. To see the veins on his forehead surge, and his lips quiver. So emo.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 25, 2022 7:28 AM |
OMG he is so adorable.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 25, 2022 9:23 PM |
Post-Olympic life Chris fulfilling his #toyotapartner influencer obligations.
Looking good doing it.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | May 2, 2022 7:51 AM |
Daddy.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | May 4, 2022 10:37 PM |
For real, though. I wonder why his wife and son didn't get to go Toyotacamping. Bless him for the shirtless shot, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | May 5, 2022 7:29 PM |
It goes without saying, so I'll say it. CM is my total wishful thinking bf.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | May 5, 2022 9:03 PM |
I can't even entertain that thought, it would be too much. So I just marvel at a healthy distance.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | May 5, 2022 9:14 PM |
He is super good looking. The wife and child, not so much.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | May 8, 2022 5:32 PM |
Every time I see this thread ping again, I'm still hoping for the long promised dick pics. But I'll take what I can get.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | May 9, 2022 2:43 AM |
Chris, you’re not getting any younger, and you have a family to feed.
OF is the way to go!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | May 10, 2022 5:30 AM |
I would notice him if he were in a public pool.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | May 13, 2022 4:25 PM |
Bless you, Chris, for knowing your audience (just get the camera a little closer, pleaseandthankyou).
by Anonymous | reply 110 | May 13, 2022 6:19 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 111 | May 13, 2022 6:20 PM |
Shit. Perfetto!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | May 14, 2022 5:54 AM |
Looks like he's just been ravished (by Indian food, apparently, but think what you like).
by Anonymous | reply 114 | May 19, 2022 8:09 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 115 | May 20, 2022 2:03 AM |
Noice... I was going to say, running through his many IG "Stories" is also delightful.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | May 20, 2022 3:20 AM |
I want him to FUCKKKKK MEEEEEEEEE
by Anonymous | reply 117 | May 20, 2022 11:35 AM |
The second photo at R114? Is it hot in here? Just me? OK.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | May 21, 2022 1:38 AM |
I want to get him sloppy drunk.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | May 22, 2022 2:10 AM |
He'd just be laughing as I take his pants off.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | May 22, 2022 2:13 AM |
Oh, the things I'd do.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | May 22, 2022 2:19 AM |
You know why he's so hot to me? Because he seems so happy and nice every time you see him. Happy and nice is the sexiest thing on earth to me.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | July 17, 2022 4:07 PM |
I don't know how to link a pick from Instagram to DL, so if someone else can, please do. I have a question... does Chris look kind of, how I say this, "gay" in the photo in watermelon colored slacks? He's also wearing loafers without socks. and here in DL-land, some guys will be more than a little suspicious.
Chris is with 2 older guys, also in trousers of an interesting color and guy on the right is a barrel-chested Daddy...
by Anonymous | reply 124 | July 17, 2022 9:21 PM |
[quote]here in DL-land,
You answered your own question. Like all bubbles, we see what we want to see.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | July 17, 2022 10:23 PM |
Seriously, R124, you think you can tell someone's gay by the color of their pants and whether or not they're wearing socks?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | July 17, 2022 10:28 PM |
Every time this thread bumps, one hopes against hope.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | July 17, 2022 10:28 PM |
R127 R107 Same here. But I feel this is as close as we're going to get.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | July 18, 2022 1:18 AM |
Bumped to get your hopes up again, bitches!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | August 16, 2022 11:56 AM |
There's an LPSG thread entitles "Steve Grand Nudes." I'm trying to decide which is the less accurate title--that one or this one.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | August 17, 2022 12:51 AM |
This makes me nervous!
But he seems like he's a great dad.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | August 28, 2022 2:37 PM |
Regrettably he needs to take that down before he gets charged with child endangerment.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | August 28, 2022 10:15 PM |
Chris back in Lycra again. Sporting what looks more like camel toe than VPL.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | September 16, 2022 9:24 PM |
Chris, the dumb backwards baseball cap is not your look. You’ve still got your hair, no need to cover it up like some aging frat boy.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | September 17, 2022 1:43 AM |
Looks like a somewhat uncomfortable tuck.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | September 17, 2022 7:21 AM |
That photo is not flattering.
You know the one I mean.
I might need to re-evaluate.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | September 17, 2022 8:41 AM |
R1 superb teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | September 17, 2022 8:55 AM |
R138 I appreciate her enthusiasm and eagerness to please.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | September 17, 2022 9:11 AM |
I still love Chris even if she's transitioning.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | September 17, 2022 11:58 PM |
As close as we're probably ever going to get to a dick pic.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 16, 2022 8:33 PM |
Do I discern the ridge of the glans through Lycra? He's such a tease.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 16, 2022 9:15 PM |
Made you look!
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 28, 2022 2:22 PM |
Chrissy in his Calvins. Looks really cold.
Also looks like he's recently had a cupping session.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | January 22, 2023 3:28 AM |
What are all of the round patches on his back for? Serious question... there were 5 or 6 of them...
by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 22, 2023 10:25 AM |
R147 he's part Dalmatian, Rose.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 22, 2023 8:25 PM |
R147 Cupping bruises. Athletes are into it.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | January 22, 2023 11:26 PM |
He looks thinner, less beefy than he used to be.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | February 25, 2023 6:38 PM |
Thin. Beefy. That man is incredible.
He's a j/o fantasy come to life.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | February 25, 2023 10:07 PM |