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Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics 2: Electric Boogaloo

Someone HAS to have his dick pics by now!

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by Anonymousreply 113May 14, 2022 5:54 AM

She's loads of fun.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 19, 2021 10:50 PM

thank God R1. I have been waiting for ever

by Anonymousreply 2August 19, 2021 11:06 PM

Too bad it's fake...

by Anonymousreply 3August 20, 2021 12:00 AM

more please

by Anonymousreply 4August 20, 2021 12:12 AM

R1. Fake schmake. Love the jizz and the hot cock.

by Anonymousreply 5August 20, 2021 3:54 AM

Fine as fuck OP.

I can’t find the original thread. Can someone please link it?

by Anonymousreply 6August 20, 2021 4:02 AM

First thread:

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by Anonymousreply 7August 20, 2021 11:26 AM

90 percent of his Insta followers are thirsty games guys. Love his chest hair and smile.

by Anonymousreply 8August 20, 2021 12:27 PM

Thanks r7

by Anonymousreply 9August 20, 2021 1:44 PM

He has such a beautiful smile

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by Anonymousreply 10August 20, 2021 9:32 PM

OMG R10!!!! that bod...SMILE !

by Anonymousreply 11August 20, 2021 9:34 PM

Chris Mazdzer is the only living man mentionned on DL that I find absolutely and totally attractive. He's a 10+ IMO

by Anonymousreply 12August 20, 2021 9:41 PM

He's got a beautiful smile, a rockin' body, a dream life... I guess the fact he married a broad who looks like a Real Housewife in training is what makes him as human as the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 13August 20, 2021 10:15 PM

I hate that woman R13, I hate her

by Anonymousreply 14August 20, 2021 10:24 PM

r3=Captain Obvious

by Anonymousreply 15August 20, 2021 10:33 PM

Heart him. Even tacky her.

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by Anonymousreply 16August 20, 2021 10:47 PM

he knows 99% of his fans are gays

by Anonymousreply 17August 20, 2021 10:50 PM

R17, you may be right and we love him even more for knowing that we're gay and ogling him and he continues to deliver the goods.

Personally, I hope he really is a straight guy who doesn't care that men want him... he's secure enough to not be bothered.

by Anonymousreply 18August 20, 2021 11:21 PM

R18 he's very nice, but he's queer baiting like a mother fucker. I adore him, but he's not straight. With his body he is, not with his mind

by Anonymousreply 19August 20, 2021 11:24 PM

I've heard from friends who've had dealings with the wife that's she's a wonderful person. Good for her to get that sexy beast!

by Anonymousreply 20August 20, 2021 11:45 PM

R20 i'm glad for HIM

by Anonymousreply 21August 20, 2021 11:45 PM

Here you go, gents!

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by Anonymousreply 22September 8, 2021 6:22 PM

Huckster with nice legs

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by Anonymousreply 23September 10, 2021 6:47 PM

whom?

by Anonymousreply 24September 10, 2021 6:49 PM

He's aging out. Mind you, if I aged like that I'd be jumping for joy.

by Anonymousreply 25September 11, 2021 4:14 PM

Nice smile! Now please unbutton one more button. (Note to the photographer: Get Closer.)

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by Anonymousreply 26September 13, 2021 10:36 PM

R16 virtue-signaller

R1 Excellent teeth

by Anonymousreply 27September 13, 2021 10:57 PM

And Mariah says....

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by Anonymousreply 28September 13, 2021 11:01 PM

He’s such a flirt.

Girl, jus get an Onlyfans!

by Anonymousreply 29September 13, 2021 11:25 PM

Chris does dumb stuff cutely.

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by Anonymousreply 30September 20, 2021 5:53 PM

Had no idea who he was.

Wow.

I mean, really. Fucking WOW.

by Anonymousreply 31September 20, 2021 6:39 PM

Oh R31, you'll now find yourself scrolling and clicking, scrolling and clicking for more shirtless goodness of Mr. Mazdzer. DL doesn't even care that he's married and fathered a child... he's a good looking man with an incredible body that is even more glorious with all of the hair... no one's ever posted a cock (or hairy ass) shot, but no matter, he continues to thrill some of us.

by Anonymousreply 32September 21, 2021 9:47 AM

You know why I find him attractive? He looks nice. I don't know if he is, but he looks nice. There doesn't seem to be anything exhaustingly fantastic about him. Compare this guy with Tom Daley.

by Anonymousreply 33September 21, 2021 5:26 PM

After he won a silver at the 2018 Olympics in SKorea he was an NBC media darling for a few days. Why? Because he was so nice, well-spoken and enthusiastic. (The Cosmo photo shoot where he peels off his spandex suit and laughs good-naturedly didn't hurt either.) He seems like a total mensch.

by Anonymousreply 34September 21, 2021 6:27 PM

Looks like someone could use a hug and a foot/leg massage

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by Anonymousreply 35September 30, 2021 8:04 PM

Chris feeling positive in a gown

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by Anonymousreply 36October 7, 2021 8:09 PM

[quote] Chris Mazdzer Dick Pics 2

I've quickly scrolled through this thread but I assume there are NO dicks to be seen.

by Anonymousreply 37October 8, 2021 1:36 AM

None, R37, but we dream on. Someday one will slip out.

by Anonymousreply 38October 8, 2021 1:50 AM

Arms, well, one arm.

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by Anonymousreply 39October 9, 2021 7:41 PM

He may be the perfect man

by Anonymousreply 40October 9, 2021 7:45 PM

Just a reminder: the Winter Olympics are mere months away.

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by Anonymousreply 41November 4, 2021 9:23 PM

If you can't get the shirt off, Chris, take the shorts off.

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by Anonymousreply 42January 3, 2022 6:47 PM

R42 he looks like he's lost a lot of weight; liked him better with more bulk. Does he have the AIDS?

by Anonymousreply 43January 3, 2022 11:23 PM

Well done, CM!

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by Anonymousreply 44January 10, 2022 7:52 PM

Mutilated dong and he's quite proud of it.

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by Anonymousreply 45January 10, 2022 10:11 PM

I love their race suits!

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by Anonymousreply 46January 10, 2022 10:29 PM

He looks like he's lost weight.

by Anonymousreply 47January 11, 2022 1:22 PM

He is adorable even when mugging for the camera. Also, luge looks like it's terrifying.

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by Anonymousreply 48January 11, 2022 1:27 PM

He has a really cute penis to match his cute civilized face. I like guys with a really nice face.

by Anonymousreply 49January 11, 2022 1:48 PM

he's got a pretty face, a nice cock, rocking body, go for it

by Anonymousreply 50January 11, 2022 1:58 PM

R50, I thought we were still waiting for the actual cock shot? There are hints about the length, girth, and circumcision status of his dick, but nothing's been posted to DL...

by Anonymousreply 51January 11, 2022 4:04 PM

No cock shots have surfaced that I know of, ByJupiter (not that I'm an obsessive stan or anything; I just think he's cute and hot). I'm guessing people here are going by the spandex he wears, which leaves only a little something to the imagination.

What are the chances he'll be named US flag bearer for the opening ceremonies? Low, I'd guess, but he does have a medal already.

by Anonymousreply 52January 11, 2022 9:07 PM

This isn’t Chris, but a guy that looks a lot like him… it makes for decent fap material considering a real nude of Chris will probably never be seen. Le sigh….

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by Anonymousreply 53January 11, 2022 9:13 PM

According to his wife, he likes to hang around the house naked.

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by Anonymousreply 54January 11, 2022 11:27 PM

nudie!

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by Anonymousreply 55January 11, 2022 11:33 PM

How does one pronounce Chris’ last name?

by Anonymousreply 56January 11, 2022 11:39 PM

With his dick in your mouth, hopefully

by Anonymousreply 57January 11, 2022 11:41 PM

I'll see Chris's hairy chest and raise him a dick pic.

by Anonymousreply 58January 12, 2022 12:01 AM

I'm guessing Chris' wife encourages the at home nudity - I know I would, but there's something trashy about her putting them up on the web with those crappy emojies covering the family jewels.

by Anonymousreply 59January 12, 2022 9:48 AM

Congrats to hunky Chris for making his fourth Olympic team!

by Anonymousreply 60January 12, 2022 10:20 AM

This man is beautiful. Wow. Let him be straight - we need hot, fun allies like him.

I still want to suck him off, though.

by Anonymousreply 61January 12, 2022 10:27 AM

Well, OK...

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by Anonymousreply 62January 12, 2022 7:18 PM

Mazdzer is undeniably handsome.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 17, 2022 10:49 PM

Be sure to click through for full shirtlessness.

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by Anonymousreply 64January 27, 2022 9:45 PM

R64 He is the most perfect man I've ever seen. I'm in love.

by Anonymousreply 65January 27, 2022 9:54 PM

And best of all, no tats.

by Anonymousreply 66January 27, 2022 10:25 PM

one of the few men DL creams themselves over that doesn't look 15 and is actually attractive

by Anonymousreply 67January 27, 2022 10:28 PM

He has a nice voice too.

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by Anonymousreply 68January 28, 2022 12:03 PM

Oh, in a fangurly way.

by Anonymousreply 69January 28, 2022 12:06 PM

I am a shameless Mazdzer fangurl, and totally okay with that.

by Anonymousreply 70January 28, 2022 12:08 PM

Cute Chris in China now.

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by Anonymousreply 71January 30, 2022 5:25 PM

It appears to be as wide as his belly button flaccid.

/Not/ a good sign. And yes I know how dicks work. The bigger they are flaccid the bigger they are hard.

by Anonymousreply 72January 30, 2022 6:40 PM

I’m not seeing it.

by Anonymousreply 73January 30, 2022 7:27 PM

Like the Team USA jacket he has on in R71.

by Anonymousreply 74January 30, 2022 8:05 PM

I keep this thread on favorite, just in case ....

by Anonymousreply 75February 2, 2022 11:32 PM

I just watched his latest IG stories. They're interesting if you're interested in his sport, whatever it's called, but you barely see Chris. Why couldn't he have been a swimmer?

by Anonymousreply 76February 4, 2022 2:10 PM

Chris makes Top 10 in 1st 2 rounds (of 4) of singles but prob won't make medal stand on Sun. He didn't qualify for US for doubles, so unfortunately won't have anyone riding atop him in Beijing

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by Anonymousreply 77February 5, 2022 1:00 PM

[quote] He didn't qualify for US for doubles, so unfortunately won't have anyone riding atop him in Beijing

A big disappointment for his longtime doubles partner Jayson. They made such a cute couple, and appeared to be very comfortable with all that full body contact. It seems like they were also verse when it comes to their luge position, although I think Chris usually took the rear/bottom spot.

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by Anonymousreply 78February 6, 2022 4:15 AM

I had no idea that Mazdzer was on DWTS until now. After watching a few YT videos of his performances it's kind of hard to believe that he was sent home week 3.

Of course I respect his right to be straight, but here he pings like mad. I was waiting for an eye roll.

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by Anonymousreply 79February 6, 2022 7:56 AM

Okay, I know I'm going to piss off a number of fans - but does he not resemble a cuter & sexier younger Steve Carell? Even some facial & verbal expressions, and attitude, click for me. And they both famously have the chest hair.

by Anonymousreply 80February 7, 2022 6:40 AM

R16- He’s a good looking hunk- whom ever he is.

by Anonymousreply 81February 7, 2022 7:41 AM

Did he finish his events? Did he win any medals?

by Anonymousreply 82February 7, 2022 10:26 AM

R82, Chris is done. He placed 8th or 9th in single-man luge. Obviously no medal. I wonder if he'll stay in Beijing for the next two weeks or go home to the wife and kid, plan his next career.

by Anonymousreply 83February 7, 2022 4:14 PM

I hope he comes home so I can ride his dick!

by Anonymousreply 84February 7, 2022 4:15 PM

I think our Chris should develop an underwear line with investors and he can serve as the brand model.

by Anonymousreply 85February 7, 2022 4:17 PM

Chris has 1 more Beijing event Wed, team relay but don't think US is favored to medal

by Anonymousreply 86February 7, 2022 4:21 PM

R85, what you think of Chris modeling Steve Grand's underwear? What if the modeled the underwear together? Would DL explode?

by Anonymousreply 87February 7, 2022 4:23 PM

I had to laugh -- the first shot in a brief segment on Chris (in NBC's Sunday night prime time coverage) was basically of his crotch. (Chris flat on his sled with the photographer at the foot end focusing on his helmet, but the crotch was Right There. Clearly, the director of the segment is a DLer.) He came in eighth. They interviewed him after -- he said he'd had a tough year with injuries and limited training time but was pleased with his result. Then they had a live link to his wife and son back in the States. He cried (Chris, not the son). He's a mensch. I hope the US does well in the team relay on Wednesday.

I always wonder what athletes do after their career is over. I guess Chris could go into broadcasting (although it would be a once-every-four-years gig for him since luge barely registers in the US outside of Olympic years) or coaching or just continue shilling for Toyota on Instagram while his wife runs her wedding planning business. There's OnlyFans, I guess...

by Anonymousreply 88February 7, 2022 5:28 PM

A lot of times they go into coaching, don't they?

by Anonymousreply 89February 7, 2022 6:13 PM

Or start companies. Ted Ligetty (sp?) who won gold medals in skiing in 2006 and 2014 started a sunglass and sport helmet company.

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by Anonymousreply 90February 7, 2022 6:16 PM

Pants optional!

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by Anonymousreply 91February 21, 2022 6:49 PM

Is there another male who's gotten a more overwhelmingly positive reaction on DL than Mazdzer?

by Anonymousreply 92February 21, 2022 8:58 PM

Loser!

by Anonymousreply 93February 21, 2022 9:16 PM

So true R93, but he already has an Olympic medal (do you?) and happily shares many photos of his beautiful hairy chest with people (do you? Note -you must have a beautiful hairy chest). Then are the pics of his tree trunk-like hairy legs and that ass... very special for many here.

So what if he flamed-out in china... he's already won our hearts and more!

by Anonymousreply 94February 21, 2022 10:02 PM

[quote] Loser!

I could give a shit. He can lose inside me anytime he likes.

by Anonymousreply 95February 21, 2022 11:25 PM

Watch these IG stories while they're still up. They get really good at the end, so don't stop watching.

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by Anonymousreply 96February 25, 2022 12:12 AM

R96, that just makes him even more adorable.

by Anonymousreply 97February 25, 2022 5:07 AM

R97 Exactly. To see the veins on his forehead surge, and his lips quiver. So emo.

by Anonymousreply 98February 25, 2022 7:28 AM

OMG he is so adorable.

by Anonymousreply 99February 25, 2022 9:23 PM

Post-Olympic life Chris fulfilling his #toyotapartner influencer obligations.

Looking good doing it.

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by Anonymousreply 100May 2, 2022 7:51 AM

Daddy.

by Anonymousreply 101May 4, 2022 10:37 PM

For real, though. I wonder why his wife and son didn't get to go Toyotacamping. Bless him for the shirtless shot, of course.

by Anonymousreply 102May 5, 2022 7:29 PM

It goes without saying, so I'll say it. CM is my total wishful thinking bf.

by Anonymousreply 103May 5, 2022 9:03 PM

I can't even entertain that thought, it would be too much. So I just marvel at a healthy distance.

by Anonymousreply 104May 5, 2022 9:14 PM

Well, I guess he found the wife and kid.

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by Anonymousreply 105May 6, 2022 5:21 PM

He is super good looking. The wife and child, not so much.

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by Anonymousreply 106May 8, 2022 5:32 PM

Every time I see this thread ping again, I'm still hoping for the long promised dick pics. But I'll take what I can get.

by Anonymousreply 107May 9, 2022 2:43 AM

Chris, you’re not getting any younger, and you have a family to feed.

OF is the way to go!

by Anonymousreply 108May 10, 2022 5:30 AM

I would notice him if he were in a public pool.

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by Anonymousreply 109May 13, 2022 4:25 PM

Bless you, Chris, for knowing your audience (just get the camera a little closer, pleaseandthankyou).

by Anonymousreply 110May 13, 2022 6:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 111May 13, 2022 6:20 PM

Enlarged the pic in R109

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by Anonymousreply 112May 13, 2022 10:05 PM

Shit. Perfetto!

by Anonymousreply 113May 14, 2022 5:54 AM
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