Let's Be Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

I'm Mariska Hargitay and I'm riding this gravy train to the finish line no matter how ridiculous and preposterous this show gets.

💰💰💰CHA-CHING!💰💰💰

I'm Detective Elliot Stabler's round muscley ass. I am HOT AF.

I'm the family member of one of the main characters whose behavior gets the main character into trouble.

I’m a styrofoam coffee cup Ice-T tosses into the public garbage bin after a pithy remark.

I'm the Ruth Bader Ginsburg doll/bobblehead on Olivia's desk to remind people how woke and relevant the show still is and that the line between Olivia and Mariska is completed blurred.

I'm the bad acting. So cringe, as the kids these days say.

I'm the character in a 15 second role as a witness, lawyer, police officer, or killer. In 10 years, I'll get nominated for an Oscar.

*character actor

I'm the small previously overlooked detail that the ME schlepped all the way to the precinct to breathlessly drop on the detectives. Though time is a crucial factor this vital info cannot be related via a phone call.

I’m the UPS driver-guy loading a truck/guy doing manual work, answering questions in a salty, New York manner about my questionable workmate.

I'm STILL Stephanie March's glasses, and I STILL see all!

I like how manual worker never stops loading things in his truck while telling the police next to nothing.

I am Hudson University and am not quite sure why anyone would attend here after seeing our crime statistics

I'm a tough-talking working class white guy doing a working class job that hasn't been held by a white guy since the 1970s.

I’m the borderline salacious sexual assault descriptions

I'm Noah. I don't know how i got this job.

I'm FaceSpace. I'm a fake social media website that the show references instead of Myspace or Facebook. In a few years, Myspace won't exist and the show will use Facebook's actual name.

I'm FaceSpace. I'm a fake social media website that the show references instead of Myspace or Facebook. In a few years, Myspace won't exist and the show will use Facebook's actual name.

I am Ice-T. Do not forget I was an OG!

I'm the contractual clause for approval of Olivia's boyfriends, who inevitably will not work out, and for someone to say in every third show how hot she is.

I'm The New York Ledger. On the front page, my name is printed in the same font and font size as The New York Post.

I am all-time legend BD Wong

I'm Noah and my mother thinks I'll turn into a rapist because I pushed a girl at pre-school.

R23 I’m everyone at the precinct but Liv who was thinking, “don’t worry about it, he’s gonna be gay gay gay by the time he’s 11.”

I am BD Wong's butt plug. You will never look at his face again without thinking of me.

Didn't we do this yesterday? I remember typing "I'm doink-doink."

I'm Lee Pace. Despite being gay, I play a convincing abuser of little girls in one of my earliest roles.

I'm the willing suspension of disbelief around Mariska and Kelli being cops.

I'm Hudson U.

Don't enroll here.

I'm take 57 of every line Ice T has because he can't act for shit.

Fuck you R57 Muthafucka! Now get my latte!!!

I’m the vintage intaglio necklace that has been in my family for generations.

As long as you wear me you will mind your manners.

I'm the insane DL dyke from a couple of years ago who tried to dyke out Oleebia by calling her Olivia Bensdottir in every post.

I'm the two or three lines of dialogue to explain what any social media reference is so the old people watching understand.

I'm Stabler's annoying family. I was inexplicably given a lot of screen time during the show's first season, but very little after that.