It is high time we have a SERIOUS discussion about the sexual orientation of Ryan Reynolds

Where's the zoo! option?

He's gay-bait, or teasing, or whatever they call that.

He's not gay, but if it gets a laugh or sells a ticket, he'll tease a little.

He's had a dick in his mouth at some point, at least.

If he were closeted he'd be homophobic. He's straight and comfortable with all so he's just being Canadian, in short.

R3 Yeah, but it wasn't your dick, so go back to fantasizing.

Nah, this guy is strainght

He's a straight guy who does "swish" with the best of WWII soldiers in holiday show, or he's a delicious bisexual.

^Damnit! My auto correctness is out of control today. He is *straight

He gives off a gay vibe, but it just goes to show how that can be deceiving. We're so used to stereotypes, anyone with a mild variance gets labeled. Sadly straight, but with a generous spirit to share. Has any leading actor so consistently shown more skin in more mainstream films than him? Thanks for the view, Ryan. You should get an Oscar for your unclothed body of work

Is he cut or uncut.

R10 Canadian men are usually uncut

No, it looked cut.

Looked where?

Just seems to me to be a straight guy who is comfortable in his sexuality, unlike a lot of insecure toxic masculinity-soaked men. Perhaps he dabbled briefly with some same-sex shenanigans in his youth but you can go to a couple of Bar Mitzvah's and it doesn't make you Jewish (to paraphrase a quote by Lisa Kudrow's character in The Opposite of Sex).

[quote]Also, he seems to hang out with other suspects like Hugh Jackman and Jakey G a lot. And now he's no longer friends with Jakey-poo. What happened?

Is that true? Are we sure it's not because Jake doesn't bathe?

There are so many guys in their 30s to early 40s who I would have sworn were gay but aren't that I just don't know what to think anymore. I used to assume people like Ryan and Jake and that Catholic comedian whose name escapes me now but recently got out of rehab and dumped his wife for a D-list Asian attention whore were closeted, but as the years go by, I'm starting to wonder if there isn't a genuinely gay-acting strain of hetero men out there.

Maybe they were created in a lab!

He's Canadian.

He's straight.

Sometimes celebs "hang out" for PR sake and aren't really "friends."

He dated someone I know and worked with who is a woman.

And I don't think most people here have been split on the issue.

Yes the generation and younger has a gay-acting strain of heteros.

I know a group of bourgeois 40-50 year old bourgeois Europeans who are quite gay. The preening for built ageless bodies, grooming, immaculate skin care, attire, commodity choices, and their fag-haggy wives.

"He dated someone I know and worked with who is a woman."

Was her name George Glass?

I think he’s cut. Did not see a foreskin.

A few years ago somebody said Ryan and Blake lived outside NYC and that Ryan would be seen at the train station, where he'd drive and then await hot younger men who came in from the city for him.

Who cares what is sexual orientation is. He has zero talent and hopefully will catch COVID and die. The world will quickly move on to acceptance, or should I say the tiny number of people who even know who he is.

Ryan Reynolds is so unfunny. He and his wife think they're funny, but they are not in the slightest.

He does not have a cute face.

He and John Mulaney are locked in a battle for the title of Gayest Straight Man Alive.

R22 who or what damaged you?

I had Kelly & Ryan on TV about a month ago. I was in another room and distracted, but then I heard the siren call of MEGA GAY VOICE and had to see who it was. It was Reynolds…

[quote]We'rr so used to stereotypes, anyone with a mild variance gets labeled.

MILD variance?!

NAH, I'm good.

I just watched his nude scene and he’s cut.

I can't forgive him for that Pizza titled show

I can’t believe we’ve now seen the dicks of the two guys in Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place. Now if only the girl and the pizza place can show theirs.

If someone's in show business it's usually reasonable to assume that they've done it all, especially given the notorious prevalence of sexual coercion going on in the industry, but as far as preference you never know. I'm always surprised to find out how many famous ballet guys were into women.

It's a fantasy for all gay men to imagine that hot guys are gay, but only 2% of men tend to be gay. So the odds of someone being gay are not high.

His face has always grossed me out. Close set eyes and looks disproportionate. So who fucking cares.

He has Andy Cohen eye times two.

He's a cutie-patootie.

breaking news : actors are ALL "bisexual" = they would fuck a tree if it can : boost their ego/reassure their narcissism/advance their career

^ Idiot

What nude scenes? What movie do I need to watch to see Reynolds unwrapped?

He's naked all the time. The shorter list is "what movies is he NOT naked".

I wish he’d fuck and cum in my mouth then piss in it. I’d guzzle it all!

He has really beautiful skin coloring.

[quote] I'm always surprised to find out how many famous ballet guys were into women.

I was a dancer who dated a dancer, and you are correct that there are quite a few.

Where's the button for "who the fuck gives a shit?"

Yeah, Ryan reads to me as bisexual, a total dom top with men, but a submissive slave with women.

I scrolled through some clickbait site that featured all his red carpet relationships.

I've decided he's very Canadian and plays by all the rules. I'm convinced he'd suck dick for an Oscar script or plow a grizzled old woman for a franchise.

[quote] What nude scenes? What movie do I need to watch to see Reynolds unwrapped?

He’s only done frontal in that cow movie.

I jsut watched that Cow movie clip; don't see any peen.....where is it??

He's pretty hairy chest normally; did he wax back then??

He's so hot.

Where’s the nude shot of his supposedly cut peen?

R30 is making it up. Where’s the cock shot at?

Ryan is so bloody cute. I'll watch him in anything.

R51, you’ll have to go to the caps sites. They cap it all.

we watched the video and there is no cock shot.

Didn’t he suck Sandra Bullock’s big dick?

He's like today's young Tom Hanks. Very appealing.

I could have sworn he was a contemporary 50 something, but he's somewhere in his 40s.

That means he was barely 20 for 2GAGAAPP. The character did medical experiments for extra cash which was the closest you could get to casual drug use on prime time. His eyes were Sven squintier back then. Like an otter.

Purses fall from her mouth every time she opens it

Well, his dick did taste like shit

Cousin Sven from The Golden Girls

R11

He's totally gay.

Ryan Reynolds is all an act. His personality is an image.

I remember reading an article about him and the reporter was talking about the change in his voice and behavior and personality and Ryan said he was different off camera.

Basically he confused that he’s miserable and not as funny or charismatic as she shows off to the world.

Makes so much sense for why he’s married to Blake. No one cool like Deadpool would find Blake an interesting person to be with everyday

Does this explain the chest hair?

You would have to be totally straight and cunt struck to fuck ScarJo.

Come on, guys. Let's make this a SERIOUS discussion.

Heteroromantic? What dat?

[quote] It's a fantasy for all gay men to imagine that hot guys are gay, but only 2% of men tend to be gay.

I have no concrete opinion about Reynolds’s sexuality —though he does seem to have a rather gay voice; not as bad as, say, Dan Levy, but definitely something “not straight” about it.

But it is absurd to claim only *two percent* of men are gay. The number is closer to 10 than 2, and that’s not taking into consideration bisexuality.

Where there's smoke, there's fire.

R63 Plus his marrying the super verbose, super unwashed, super unclean Alanis Morissette. Yuck. Imagine being married to that. She wouldn't shut up for a fucking minute. and her smell would burn the eyes.

R68 The ten percent figure has been debunked. It has been three percent for gay men and two percent for lesbians for a very long time. Homos and lezzies also tend to congregate in cities or urban areas. In rural areas the gay/lezzie population drops even further.

R71 - Who did they poll?

[quote] There are so many guys in their 30s to early 40s who I would have sworn were gay but aren't that I just don't know what to think anymore. I used to assume people like Ryan and Jake and that Catholic comedian whose name escapes me now but recently got out of rehab and dumped his wife for a D-list Asian attention whore were closeted, but as the years go by, I'm starting to wonder if there isn't a genuinely gay-acting strain of hetero men out there. Maybe they were created in a lab!

Yes, it was The John Ritter Laboratories.

Aw, poor Jakey poo! My heart .... it hurts.

OP sounds like a fanfic girl from tumblr.

R73, a majority of gay men above 40 are single. In Ryan’s case, maybe there’s just more security being with a woman/

It’s strange I’ve always found him completely uninteresting in every way and haven’t even considered his sexual orientation. I often confuse him with other actors.

I say bi curious straight guy. He seems to be too comfortable to be denying who he is. Usually there are stunts and obnoxious behaviour when guys are in the closet.

Write in category: he's a prototypical whore.

He also had that fat phase when he probably didn't get much positive attention and has successfully figured out a way to attain attention from EVERYONE. It's wearing a bit thin.

[quote]It's a fantasy for all gay men to imagine that hot guys are gay

Yes, because gay means not hot. *fifteen eyerolls*

There is too much internalized homophobia and fear of being outed for every man polled to declare, even anonymously, that he’s gay or bisexual. So the figure is closer to 10% than 2%.

Also, did you notice that in Gallup’s recent polling, they lump TRANSGENDER people in with gays, lesbians, and bisexuals? How is that helpful at all? Trans is not a sexual orientation. Don’t those dipshits know that?

He was married to Scarlett Johansson, who pings on my radar. Does that make him homosexual or bisexual? I don't know.

[quote] But then, there were news reports came out awhile back saying he was hoping they would allow Deadpool to explore his bisexuality. Why would he bring this issue up? Is he a closet bisexual, or is he just pandering to his LGBT fans?

[bold]Why does it have to ONLY be one of those 2 options, OP?[/bold]

Straight people can support LGB visibility just because they're human beings with no ulterior motive, you know. Maybe he thinks non-straight characters are under-represented in the superhero movie world and Deadpool's pansexuality is one of the things that interestingly sets him apart from to your average movie hero.

[bold]Why can't he just be straight and an ally AND find that part of the character worthy of exploration in the movies?[/bold] And why can't we just be happy there are people like that without getting all middle school gossipy about it?

[quote] He was married to Scarlett Johansson, who pings on my radar. Does that make him homosexual or bisexual? I don't know.

She's married with child(ren). How does she ping?

He's yummy, so he must be gay.

I very seriously leaning Vivian Vance in this case.

I’d drink his piss