Sex, First Thing in the Morning

I definitely prefer it at night but bf is a morning person. I like it at night because afterwards you can snuggle into the bed and relax. In the morning I have to get up and get moving afterwards. Plus I am more fussy about preparing for it and being clean.

Afternoon/Night is better for me. I'm awake, flexible, and I have sufficient lighting for the donkey to see me.

"Where's the cat? The one that shit in my mouth!"

I need to stretch bc I'm sore and my muscles are stiff. I am grumpy. I am angry that I didn't die in my sleep and that I have to slog through another day. I have halitosis. I am not hungry till at least late morning, and probably not until early afternoon. Eye boogers. Also, I crap like clockwork about 25 minutes after waking, so anyone who stuck it in me would get shit-dick. I just want a pot of coffee and some quiet alone time to put on my game face. Sex is literally the last thing on my mind. I know supposedly men's testosterone levels are at their highest upon waking, but morning sex (and morning wood) have never been a thing for me. I am terrified, bc I am 38, not fat, and I already feel like a 90 year old upon waking...

My ex loved to fuck me in the morning. When he started, I just sorta let him do it, being half asleep.

He was hung like a donkey, so by the time he was finished? I didn't need coffee.

I want to marry R4, just so I can blame my farts on him and cash in when he dies in a freak accident at 41.

OP = Gets off on other people talking about their sex habits. Not Participating for OP to get off over.

R7 Does this mean you fit the fourth poll option: Single, unfuckable, and never jacks off?

No wonder you're such a cunt.

I have before. Back when I first started dating a guy and we fucked 3-4 times a day.

[quote] Maybe give your hole a quick spot-check?

Huh?

How can you wake up next to your partner and not want some kind of sex?

It doesn't have to be acrobatic, just nice and warm.

We're opposites. He's insatiable in the morning, while I just want to make coffee and read on the patio. At night, I'm rapaciously horny, while he could pass out anytime after 8. Thankfully we're both willing to compromise.

Morning is too early. Don't want to be making hot dog chilli either.

We've gotten into the habit of sixty-nining on Saturday mornings. Don't remember when or why it started, but you don't have to worry about morning breath beforehand!

R14 Scheduled sex? That sounds...grim.

I could do it anytime. But my partner is more receptive to my advances on weekend mornings only.

I'm an odd duck.

I don't enjoy showering together at all, and even though I always have a hard-on when waking up, I really don't want to have sex in the morning.

Morning BJs are heaven to receive or give, but nothing anal ever happens unless there was a shower involved at some point before.

r14, habitual sex is not scheduled sex, and there's something wrong with you if you conflate the two.

I guess there's something wrong with me.

This is why I’m not always so big on hookups, I want sex when I first get up ASAP. Hell, if I was half asleep I’d probably wake up if I had that incentive.

Only when J.R.'s been drinking and Mandy and Marilee gave him the brushoff.

R14 has probably never had a relationship long enough to form sexual habits with a compatible partner.

Or, R23, it could be the result of a long tern relationship, falling into whatever works and is easy to negotiate.

Surprisingly, when I was sexually active, I did enjoy morning sex. Not every morning. My mind is clear, no bad attitudes. Surprising b/c I'm kind of OCD about bad breath, showering, etc.

I don't see anything wrong with scheduled sex.

R19

"We've gotten into the habit of sixty-nining on Saturday mornings."

How is that not scheduled sex? You expect, in advance, to have sex at a set time on a set day of the week.

No, I am often evil in the morning.

These perv threads are like phone sex for some of these OPs who miss the good old days. They get off on strangers talking sex to them.

I love it. You're both all warm and relaxed. And it's a good way to start the day.

R24, you have incredible insight! We've been together for 36 years. And r23, I couldn't possibly care less if you believe that or not.

As soon as one of us starts to wake up our dogs start bouncing around on the bed excited for breakfast. It doesn’t make for sexy mornings.

Try to be more open minded r31!

Only when I was sneaking in to cheat with somebody. By 7am his husband left. Fucking started and then our day drinking began. By noon, it was incomplete blow jobs and histrionics.

I was a brat when I started getting laid.

Yeah I'm a big fan of morning sex, I usually have a massive stonker when I wake up and it seems a shame to waste it.

R34 are you the one living in the countryside in a home with lots of little rooms?