Joseph Baena Looking GOOD in Bikini

Ugly face + hot body = my guilty pleasure.

Yeh, he does. He certainly got Arnold’s body genes. He has an artistic shape. It’s nice that him and Arnold are close. He also seems to be accepted by his 1/2 bros and sisters.

His body is lickable. Looks wise, he's never gonna be a beauty. I mean, look what he had to work with. Still, I think he's grown into his looks and his better looking now than when he was as an adolescent.

Is it pronounced "Beaner"?

Asking for a friend.

He’s going to pump OP’s dick up!

He's hot.

Those veneers are as big as Cole Connors' and Cara Crocker's.

THICC.

He looks good, but I'm more into twinks.

I'd love to slowly kiss and caress around his nipples🤩😘

Wait, Chris Crocker is trans now?! 😳

Crocker claims to be transvestite for this week

When did this forum start becoming devoted to the homely children of 80s has-beens? Between that fugly son of Madonna's the one troll keeps obsessing over and this kid we cannot get a break from them--and they are not singers, nor actors, nor entertainers of any kind. They are not even influencers! Who gives a fuck about them?

[quote] They are not even influencers!

They are the lost sperm that we don't have.

We put ours in a towel.

How does the fact that he's the son of an actor/bodybuilder make him different from any of the random OnlyFans type guys that are posted here? He's got muscles and he's in a Speedo - what more do you want?

THIS FAMOUS LOVECHILD POSED POOLSIDE. WHO IS IT?

He sure is his father's son!

[quote] He's got muscles and he's in a Speedo - what more do you want?

We want personality and Je-ne-sais-quoi.

R12 Um, their parents do.

[quote] He sure is his father's son!

If he knows how to scrub tile he’s also his mother’s son.

He’s hot. He looks more like his father as he’s become older.

His mother wasn't always plain looking. She was one hot tamale when she was younger. Unfortunately she let herself go.

Does he have a relationship with his half siblings?

R22, see R2.

It's Cara Cuntingham now, R10, thankkyouverymuch!

Quite small cock.

bitch looks good from the neck down

He got his mother's penis.

I really like this kid. He seems like a good apple

The Kennedy gene is stronger in his kids with Maria Shriver, that's for sure.

Uncut? Yes, please.

What the fuck is up with the small dick comments? Speedoes can squeeze the junk and he's packing a decent bulge still. Dude is hot as fuck.

The small dick comments are all coming from his jealous half bro.

I agree R31. He has a beautiful skin color and he's better looking than Ah-nold's other kids. He just needs his nose trimmed down a bit. Definitely fuckable.

R21 um she was always hideous. Joseph is a stud. I'd ride him like a pony

I'd hit it hard

Arnie, cut him off so he launches an OnlyFans in desperation!

Really nice!

This is the one he had with the cleaning lady, right? The one he paid to stay silent while he was governor?

All you faggots take away from this guy's situation is that he's hot?

[quote] The Kennedy gene is stronger in his kids with Maria Shriver, that's for sure.

I hope he doesn't suffer from the same affliction as Ethel Kennedy.

[quote] All you faggots take away from this guy's situation is that he's hot?

We are DL

R39 He's half-Mexican. He's supposed to be bronze.

What was Ethel's excuse for having the skin complexion of a school bus seat?

R23, I've never seen a photograph of Joseph with even one of his half siblings.

[quote] All you faggots take away from this guy's situation is that he's hot?

What else is there for gays to do? Obsess on looks, holes and top or bottom. It’s what we do. It’s our culture.

He'll age better than the half-Irish one, right?

R41, The Skakels believed that moisturizing was for sissies.

[quote] What was Ethel's excuse for having the skin complexion of a school bus seat?

That wasn't her only or primary affliction according to DL.

R46

No shit. The Raisinet also farted out enough kids to fill said school bus, and even had one months after her husband got plugged like a rat in some hotel kitchen.

This kid and his Mom are living the American dream. Good for them. They're vastly more likeable than a daughter that would marry a Hillsong devotee.

Maria did not confront Arnold about Joseph's parentage until he was in his teens.

How could she not have seen the resemblance years before?

R48, 93-year-old Ethel was a no show at her granddaughter's recent wedding, even though the reception was just steps away from her front door.

Tick, tick, tick . . .

Ethel married into a blue-blood family with the same hideous teeth and jawlines as her own brood.

And what's she gonna do about this anti-vaxxer dickhead son of hers? Can't she call Sirhan and have the next RFK bumped off before he also gets in the way?

He looks like girls I went to Junior High with in the early ‘80s: Bonnie Bell lip gloss, Sun-In hair color, budding breasts.

I love Shawn Wayans!

[quote]All you faggots take away from this guy's situation is that he's hot?

R38 Hey, don't make me write another treatise, you motherfucker.

R52, RFK, Jr. believes that Sirhan Sirhan was not the one who shot his father that evening in 1968.

R52 That sick motherfucker thinks vaccines and fluoridated drinking water cause autism and racial violence among children. The guy's as stupid as he is ugly.

R57, He drove his wife to suicide.

I like the son and he seems like a hot fuck. But how does Joseph get along with Maria Shriver? Does anyone know if they have a relationship at all? After all, Joseph is the maid’s son!

He looks great. Great shape in a speedo. How is that a bikini?

R59 She probably likes him, as long as he uses the right wax on the kitchen floor. He is his mother's son, after all.

He has a great body, better than his father's at his peak. I'm glad it's not yet marred by tattoos apparently. Unfortunately his face looks like he got the worst features of his father and Scarlett Johansson.

Arnold should have knocked up more homely maids so we could have more of this kind of stud walking around.

Joseph's mom was treated like a member of the Shriver-Schwarzenegger family. She was regularly included in family photos. She brought her son to work with her frequently, so Maria would have seen him a lot when he was a child. As he approached puberty, he started to look a lot like his biological father.

I wonder how it happened? Was it the maid who put the moves on Arnold? Did it happen just once, and they never spoke about it again, both of them--and Maria--trying to ignore the elephant in the room? Maybe she had a crush on him. If it were a baby trap, we would have heard about it a lot sooner. But why not use protection?

I would imagine Schwarzenegger had more affairs than just the maid. Let’s be honest.

R65 let's hope