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Did Buster Keaton Have A Big Cock

Come on eldergays. Surely you must know. What about dreamy Harold Lloyd?

by Anonymousreply 44October 16, 2021 6:11 PM

Don't know about Buster but Harold Lloyd was rumored to be one of the most well hung actors from the silent era. Some of his films, especially the early shorts, show *something* as he running and jumping around - not mention showing off a very nice ass when he's tumbling or bending over. in addition to his prodigious size, it was also rumored that Lloyd had the most illegitimate children of any silent actor.

by Anonymousreply 1August 17, 2021 3:15 PM

Harold Lloyd looked so femmy when he was young but became much more handsome as he aged.

by Anonymousreply 2August 17, 2021 3:20 PM

Didn’t Harold shoot porn and wasn’t his hot son gay?

by Anonymousreply 3August 17, 2021 4:15 PM

Harold Lloyd spent the 1950s taking cheesecake photos with his expensive, state-of-the-art photo equipment.

People tried to "cancel" him a while back because he took photos of Tura Satana nude when they said she was 14, but she wasn't really 14, she'd just later lied about the year she was born to shave some years off her age, which made it SEEM like she was only 14. Harold's granddaughter Suzanne has said they had paperwork proof that Tura was 18 when the photos were taken, which is why that particular photo was included in a book of Harold's cheesecake portraits.

by Anonymousreply 4August 17, 2021 4:21 PM

Buster Keaton seemed like he'd be a freak in bed. I know he was an alcoholic later in life.

by Anonymousreply 5August 17, 2021 4:25 PM

Harold's wife Mildred Davis had been a silent movie darling, but when she got older she gained a ton of weight, probably weighed 250 lbs or more, which was rumored to have been because of depression and alcoholism after he forbade her from working after they married, then cheated on her constantly. He allowed her to do one more movie after their marriage but it was right as the talkies were becoming popular, and the movie flopped, so she basically quit.

People who knew Mildred said she was a delight and in later years she and Harold were devoted to each other, so I guess they eventually worked everything out. I've always felt sorry for her, Harold may have been a comic genius but he was a deeply flawed man.

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by Anonymousreply 6August 17, 2021 4:27 PM

Back to the topic at hand: Buster could get it.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 17, 2021 4:28 PM

Buster never revealed enough to know whether he was hung or not, unfortunately. He didn't show it off like Valentino would.

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by Anonymousreply 8August 17, 2021 4:31 PM

It's official, we've run out of topics.

by Anonymousreply 9August 17, 2021 4:32 PM

Didn't someone post a shower scene with Keaton?

Did Valentino show peen?

by Anonymousreply 10August 17, 2021 4:33 PM

Valentino liked to be photographed in his swimsuit. It's no Deano & Jerry in the shower, but it's nice to look at.

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by Anonymousreply 11August 17, 2021 4:35 PM

Keaton had nice biceps and a six pack.

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by Anonymousreply 12August 17, 2021 4:43 PM

I heard that Mr. Arbuckle was hung like a coke bottle.

by Anonymousreply 13August 17, 2021 4:53 PM

They were all uncut.

by Anonymousreply 14August 17, 2021 4:55 PM

Hark, I smell an entire city block full of cookies!

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by Anonymousreply 15August 17, 2021 5:20 PM

Buster was so beautiful in his prime. I'm a sucker for doe eyes on a man.

by Anonymousreply 16August 17, 2021 5:22 PM

Wasn’t Francis X Bushman supposed to be hung ?

by Anonymousreply 17August 18, 2021 3:51 AM

Harold Lloyd and Mildred Davis were a cute couple.

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by Anonymousreply 18August 18, 2021 7:36 AM

Buster was made to bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 19August 18, 2021 7:52 AM

Long and skinny

by Anonymousreply 20October 13, 2021 7:34 PM

Buster Keaton was gorgeous in his youth, but it doesn't look like there was much going on down below.

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by Anonymousreply 21October 13, 2021 7:38 PM

Chaplin was supposed to be hung. He supposedly was a nudist hanging around his property, and folks were known to comment on his "other Charlie".

Williams Haines was very cute and is shirtless in some of his films.

by Anonymousreply 22October 13, 2021 7:42 PM

Cut or uncut though? The wondrous mind would like to know.

by Anonymousreply 23October 13, 2021 7:47 PM

Huge silent movies fan, and I absolutely adore Buster Keaton (one of my all-time-favorites).

I have read that Keaton, was indeed, well-endowed.

by Anonymousreply 24October 13, 2021 7:48 PM

Keaton was very athletic and did all those crazy stunts himself. They were very dangerous, but clever in the timing...like the spinning house.

by Anonymousreply 25October 13, 2021 7:49 PM

Harold Lloyd did lots of crazy stunts himself as well. Hanging on the clock, for instance.

by Anonymousreply 26October 13, 2021 7:52 PM

Harold Llyod's son was gay and once made a film called - unbelievably - The Flaming Urge.

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by Anonymousreply 27October 13, 2021 7:56 PM

He had a really big....hat

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by Anonymousreply 28October 13, 2021 7:56 PM

True geniuses back then...mostly without special effects by technology and stuntmen. Early cinema...all so new, trial and error.

by Anonymousreply 29October 13, 2021 8:02 PM

[quote]Keaton was very athletic and did all those crazy stunts himself. They were very dangerous, but clever in the timing...like the spinning house.

I'm guessing you are referring to "One Week." His costar Sybil Sealey was the aunt of fashion designer William Travilla. Sealey, a former Sennett Bathing Beauty, was perhaps Keaton's favorite actress to work with in five or six films of his later films.

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by Anonymousreply 30October 13, 2021 8:05 PM

Any Harry Langdon bulge?

by Anonymousreply 31October 13, 2021 8:07 PM

Farry Arbuckle started Girth N Mirth!

by Anonymousreply 32October 13, 2021 8:16 PM

R31 - I love Harry Langdon, but he and sex don't go together.

by Anonymousreply 33October 13, 2021 11:20 PM

Harold Lloyd did have an impressive ass, I've noticed it several times in his films.

by Anonymousreply 34October 13, 2021 11:21 PM

Must I do everything for you lazy cunts?

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by Anonymousreply 35October 13, 2021 11:23 PM

[quote]R32: Farry Arbuckle

Did you mean Fairy Tarfuckle, dear?

And here I thought I was the only one who remembered her.

by Anonymousreply 36October 13, 2021 11:26 PM

Is that a puppy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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by Anonymousreply 37October 15, 2021 4:24 PM

Buster at the bathhouse

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by Anonymousreply 38October 16, 2021 1:54 AM

There is only one Buster who could bust in me.

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by Anonymousreply 39October 16, 2021 1:57 AM

Dreamy

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by Anonymousreply 40October 16, 2021 2:13 AM

R24 and where'd you read that?

by Anonymousreply 41October 16, 2021 2:18 AM

Buster’s dad is going to the BIG house

by Anonymousreply 42October 16, 2021 2:26 AM

R12 And a nice, shapely ass!!

by Anonymousreply 43October 16, 2021 2:57 AM

R41

To be honest, I forgot where I read that Keaton was a well-endowed man because it was a while back. But check out R35 if you have any doubt that Buster was not packing.

by Anonymousreply 44October 16, 2021 6:11 PM
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