Modern Family’s Nolan Gould pole dancing like a whore

OMFG

He's a total bottom. Hawt!

very nice

Noly's preggers?

Whoda daddy?

Nice ass. I'd love to have it in my face.

And THAT. Was the night. That the Lights. Went. Out.

In Georgia!

pole dancing for men is incredibly sexy, I had never seen it before yesterday on DL

Damn that’s some ass on that boy, cake for days!

[quote] And THAT. Was the night. That the Lights. Went. Out. In Georgia!

Thank you, Julia!

Goddamn!

Why would a guy want to learn how to pole dance?

That little vignette shows Missy Gould has more than a passing acquaintance with werking dat ass to get what she wants.

Welp, someone just came out.

I like the skinny guy dancing behind him. Never realized male pole dancing would turn me on. I guess it’s not just straights who are so basic.

He's really shakin' his electric bugaloo.

Is Nolan gay?

R14 He's Reese Gonzales

I need to see him do this in a G string.

That G string will need extra reinforcement, R18.

Noly is buxomating big time.

That's the whoring I should have been doing in my 20's and early 30's! Fly little bird FLY, work that ass!

It kinda looks like he’s given himself a semi by the end of the video?

Damn that ass is THICK

Butter fat.

Butter face.

I keep thinking the kid in White Lotus is him.

Big Dick....it seems..... What is the music?

He dubbed himself, "Tragic Mike" but I think it's a great first attempt.

Swinging that phat bootie and living his best life. Good for him.

He needs to do his next lesson with Reno Gold, hopefully that fat ass won’t cause a fail like at 7:15.

Who knew he had such a great ass.

I did!

And he was just on Celebrity Dating Game. With three women!

I think he is HAWT. A sister??

You mean like a WHORE

Hawt!

Irish.

R14 yeah its real hot, and yes the skinny guy in the back caught my eye too (Reese Gonzales according to R17). I'm basic and I know it

Great, shapely ass!!!

He's chunky but it looks good on that ass!

I want him to sit on my face.

He's trying to find a $ugar daddy, keeps advertising.

He's got bulk to his frame a nice little layer of flesh over all of it.

This is r38's idea of chunky.

Holy shit! This guy is truly hot. Great, slightly larger body than your usual twink, but not into the bear category yet either. Very, very nice. And that ass is a work of art.

Has anyone yet mentioned his ass?

Now, there's a boy with a big career behind him!

He likes the ladies and ladies like ASS.

[quote]and ladies like ASS

Why? They don't do anything with them.

[quote]He's trying to find a $ugar daddy, keeps advertising.

He was a regular on a long-running network sitcom. He's probably richer than 95% of available sugar daddies.

He doesn't want a daddy for his sugar: he wants a daddy for his DICK.

It's not straight, sexually satisfied boys who practice pole-dancing out of the blue and film themselves doing it.

[quote] Holy shit!

Yes, and he's an Irish Catholic as well, R43.

I happen to like that body type ("a few extra pounds"), but he's too fat and not strong enough to do anything truly impressive on that pole.

He needs to find his Richard Madden, but not Richard, because Froy will cut a bitch like him.

Since everyone else has already mentioned the ass, I'll just say he's got really nice legs. Very sturdy.

I like seeing brief lines.

It's call his "cak" and I thought his name was Nathan.

where have you people been? several have mentioned he's "fat". dont you have any idea whats going on under those clothes?

He was on a work-out binge for a time during Modern Family but them appeared to give it up entirely. It's better to have a regular ongoing work-out routine than to go from nothing to overkill.

Nolan's got heat!

Smokin.

He does have a great ass and I kind of admire the effort he puts into the dance.

I thought he /did/ come out...?

Garrett Clayton now has some competition in the big booty white boy contest!

Ladies can please and appreciate a fine ass MAN better than your limp noodle, R47.

Lots of straight mens like their ass played with. You don't have to be an old queer queen to enroll in ASS APPRECIATION CLASS.

But yes, Nolan flabby white boy is GAY! The cakes are good, not great.

Nolan Gould is NOT a fag and I'm the dame that can prove it!

[quote]yes the skinny guy in the back caught my eye too (Reese Gonzales according to [R17]). I

Reese would be glad to know it.

reese.gonzales: That booty is stealing all of my glory

nolangould: @reese.gonzales you’re hiding behind my cake

He's a big fat fatty!

He's a big fat fatty!

He's not going commando because you can see the outline of his undies while he's pole dancing. Still sexy as hell!!

This cutie is all of 22.

Well if Nolan isnt a fag I sure do hope Reese Gonzales is! Cute guy

He's an okay petunia.

And that fat ass is just BEGGING to be slurped, spanked, and pumped.

Steroids

No one that flabby has been on steroids for anything but asthma.

R62 Garrett is beyond embarrassing now

Ripened Swine

Delicious.

Let's not forget how rich he is. That makes him a lot sexier.

He also supposedly Mensa smart too.

I lik-a my mens-a smart-a.

TWOT

He not only has an IQ of 150, but he graduated high school at the age of 13, started taking college courses at the age of 14, and plays many instruments from the banjo to the mandolin and didgeridoo.

Er kann ein lied singen while he rotates his geiles Arschloch on my schlong.

^ French is such a romantic language! ^

He also plays the skin flute end the pink trombone!

He should sell his Jizz online

only if it comes in its original container

R83 That's German, you fucking bag lady! Bad German, but still...

"He can sing a song while he rotates his horny asshole on my penis."

No, it is french R87. The translation is about kissing and the plumpness of his derriere. (a french word:) 💋🍑

it's not french, it's german, french would say "elle peut tourner sa derriere de pute sur mon pole en chantant la chanson"

R82 didn't use the word "derriere." And I speak fluent German (and also passable French). There wasn't a single French word in that sentence.

Get your reading glasses out of that tub of fisting grease and go read it again.

You're very gullible and humourless R90. No wonder you speak German when trying to force a young man into having sex.

R74 Is Garrett still doing the cringy campy cheesy dinner theatre? I stopped following him on IG in order to preserve my brain cell count ages ago.

The Germans are too much into fisting. They are sensationally impotent. Men with inadequacies.

Life, love, sex and seduction are better in French. R83, R90 and R87 prove this.

I live for love. En Francais. Pole dancing originated in France.

Nolan will one day be even fatter. His foie gras smells bad. 💞

Germans understand so little about ASS!

what about me R93 ?

You are French Canadian, couchon. I still approve of you R94. The song you posted was terrible though.

Do not force Nolan Gould into having sex with you. Your ASS must be 75 years old!

Qui est Mélanie?

R93/95 needs to be banned.

No one gets banned for being smart, sexy, young and fun. Elder white gay men who prey on young boys but can't stand getting teased about their lack of humor don't get banned either. Luckily, you are dying off. Many of us are grateful.

Who the fuk thinks writing stupid old man shit in German makes them any less creepy? And then y'all get all pedantic when made fun of. Ha. That sick French Canadian super senior citizen is just as mentally deranged as any German elderflower. Dickless. Who the fuck was Melanie? She sure wasn't a singer. What a terrible representation of your point.

F&F R96. Those of us under 45 are taking over this site. Forever! C'est tout!

Nolan Gould's underwear lines are the most sexy thing about him. Unless you speak German.💋

Nolan is such a closet queen...

Frenchie R89 is an imposter. The real Frenchie is a registered DL'er.

R92 He's a TikTokker now, and there's nothing too embarrassing he won't do for likes. Constantly finding excuses to shake his ass, which would've been a good thing a few years ago, but he's aging out and looks ridiculous now

Mary, Nolan Gould is 22. He's aging out of what now?

R101 Is context that difficult for you, cunt? I'm talking about Garrett Clayton.

for your viewing pleasure

(hope this link works...)

For your viewing pleasure Nolan’s movie “Yes” is now playing for free on Tubi. He’s a young high school drama student who is mentored by a washed up former child actor addict who may or may not have molested another young man he was teaching. The film makes obvious it’s origin as a theater piece and the earnestness with which it is acted.

Tubi has an occasional gem. And it's free.

BTW is poll dancing and poll smoking related?

R99 the "registered" Frenchie WAS the imposter. I am the real Frenchie.

|quote] Qui est Mélanie?

do I even answer ? yes, because i'm in a good mood . Melanie (full name Melanie Safka) is a folk legend who was one of only three women to perform solo at the original woodstock festival, the 2 others being fellow icons Joan Baez and Janis Joplin. She went on to becoming the #1 selling act in the USA in the early 70's, toping the charts with the noivelty hit "brand new key", and withdrew from showbizness when big corporations took over (after a famous feud with Clive Davis, who she branded "dangerous" and "evil" decades before anyone saw him for the shit he is) , to play small venues and festivals. She originated the audience holding lighters at concerts during her Woodstock legendary turn. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW MELANIE FFS ??????????????????????????

But she can't sing R106. Why would I care who she is? Ancient history of no significance.

SHE IS THE ORIGINAL FLOWER CHILD

Miley thinks it matters

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Yes, but Miley can sing. So there's that.

If you’d like to see more pictures of Nolan’s luscious cakes in athletic wear, often from below, check out his outdoor sports Instagram @freenolo

He doesn’t post often but there is some quality content, often accompanied by his bros in the background giving him encouragement as he climbs, jumps, and flies through life.

The workout pictures from earlier in the year show that he recently got shredded but he’s had great strength for awhile as he’s been rock climbing for several years.

My dick in Nolan's hole.

I've nothing more to add.

thanks R113, moving on ...

Only on DL can a Thursday afternoon celebration of hot, young ass be turned into a linguistics debate. Thanks for the boner-killer boys!

R112 if he's been doing rock climbing for years as shown by the insta you posted then he will definitely have a lot of strength! I did rock climbing a couple of weeks ago, and it is WAY harder than it looks!

Thanks R104! I watched YES on TUBI last night.

Maybe it was better as a play - but it's okay. Nolan takes off his shirt but this must have been filmed before he really started working out. There's a kiss with that Big Fat Guy....but it's all mostly depression and inward gazing.

Nolan is okay......but he seems to be working mostly on his own without much help from the script or the director.

The guy is trying a lot of new things, that's what he said.

He is cute, he is smart and he is filthy rich, he can do whatever he wants, but i hope he keeps acting, he has great skills for physical comedy

Nolan Gerard Funk was once rumored to have been a stripper in a gay bar before he started acting. What is it with hot guys named Nolan pole dancing?

I don’t know what Queerty is, does that mean he came out?

DL fave Nic Hamilton commented on his video :)

Not sure who this is but he has a great fkn body in that vid. Thiccccccc

yum-oooooo !!!!!!!!!

looking good.

very good

Deliver the "Cakes" Queen to a Grease Fire, Please.

I would love to part those cheeks with my fingers and then my tongue and then...

Filling out some Speedos rather nicely

He looks Hobbit-adjacent.

Fuck yeah thanks for sharing, R128

Get him while he's young because he's not going to age well.