Ree Drummond Drops Son Bryce Off for His Freshman Year at the University of North Texas

Smug bitch.

Wow that hair color is just shocking in the daylight.

He's hot.

Looks like a young Anthony Michael Hall.

She’s a Pioneer woman who uses car, drinks Starbucks and shops at Walmart and is proud and vocal about her son going to a college no one outside of Texas ever heard of. She sounds like a cunt.

Bryce and Todd have been conspicuously absent for all of Ree's shows since the pandemic started. Instead, she has a rotating crew of Alex, Paige, Stu, and Mauricio.

[quote] Bryce and Todd have been conspicuously absent for all of Ree's shows since the pandemic started

They hate their mother.

And I don't blame them.

She's fucking annoying.

I've never heard of this woman or the University of North Texas.

She's annoying Food Network personality who uses her kids as props, R7.

The two oldest daughters don't seem to mind it, but the sons run away from the camera.

UNT? Bless his heart.

[quote] UNT? Bless his heart.

One daughter goes to Texas A&M, and the other goes to University of Arkansas.

Both good schools in the SEC.

Clearly, the girls are much smarter than this lunkhead.

He also plays football, so I'll bet he wishes he got into Alabama or Texas A&M.

Ree makes chili with bloody mary mix.

No kidding.

UNT is a crappy school, just one step above a community college.

Looks like Mama hit Bryce a little too hard in the face with a frypan a few too many times.

Did she steal the son like she stole most of her recipes?

Guess she's not rich enough and he's not bright enough to get into a good school.

Should be the City University of North Texas...CUNT

[quote] One daughter goes to Texas A&M, and the other goes to University of Arkansas.

[quote] Both good schools in the SEC.

[quote] Clearly, the girls are much smarter than this lunkhead.

Are you kidding? UNT is far superior to Arkansas. At some point Arkansas made an effort to recruit kids from Oklahoma, Texas, and probably other nearby states. They go for white kids with money who cannot get into UT or A&M. UNT is fine, especially if he was recruited to play ball. To graduate early like that and to start in January requires quite a bit of focus. I'm not saying the kid's a genius, but he is not on the face of it the dumbest of the kids.

As far as A&M, I get the feeling that they have lowered their standards to compensate for enrollment drops caused by Covid. Since the kid is out of state, they probably lowered their standards even more. The big universities want that out of state tuition.

I'd guess that the UNT kid is the smartest and it's a tossup between the A&M and Arkansas kids.

[quote] Guess she's not rich enough and he's not bright enough to get into a good school

Trust me, they have the money.

The Drummonds are one of the largest landowners in the United States.

[quote] With a cattle ranch spanning across some 433,000 acres, Ladd ranks as the 23rd largest landowner in the whole of the U.S. Ladd's family likely started to build a presence in the region at the beginning of the 20th century. Ladd's net worth is thought to be around $200 million — which far exceeds Ree's otherwise more than impressive $50 million.

[quote] Drummond Land & Cattle, the company Ladd co-owns with his brother, Tim, is thought to bring in $2 million a year. The company receives some of its funding from the U.S. government. According to Daily Mail, they received around $23.9 million between 2006 and 2017.

They easily could have paid for Bryce to go to a good school.

But I think both Ladd and Ree are fairly down-to-earth, and pretty discreet about their wealth.

Does Bryce have an Only Fans yet?

With a Mama like that, he's bound to have a few kinks...

Ah, so I guess he isn’t going to slum it by living in the dorms? (LBJ’s daughters were fine with the public dorms at UT Austin.)

Hope he's had his vaccines.

Wasn’t there one at Michigan State?

University in the South? 🤮

Drummonds are billionaires, yes?

I wish she would drop off the face of the earth

I get her mixed up with Rae Dunn.

Frau shit.

Did he leave for college a virgin?

Is he cute? It would be tough to carry a name like Bryce without being at least cute.

[quote]Did she steal the son like she stole most of her recipes?

Well, she stole ... or borrowed ... someone else's son.

[quote]One daughter goes to Texas A&M, and the other goes to University of Arkansas.

The elder daughter (Alex) graduated a while back and now lives in Dallas with her husband, Mauricio. I think they're consultants or something like that.

[quote]The two oldest daughters don't seem to mind it, but the sons run away from the camera.

Not really true. Pre-pandemic, they were on camera frequently.

He’s a Quarterback!

I like Ree and her husband and I agree, they're down to earth. Her recipes aren't overly complicated and I've made a few of her dishes and they're very good. They have a TON of money, why live in OK?

The whole time line doesn’t make sense. He graduated a semester early and:

[quote] took college courses over the summer and fall to satisfy his high school requirements" all so he could play ball starting in January of this year.

Why is he being dropped off in August? Why isn’t he playing now? How do you graduate then take classes to satisfy high school requirements?

None of this story makes sense other than her binge shopping at Walmart buzzing on Starbucks.

Cute kid.

Is that in Amarillo, Texas?

This cow would be working at a truck stop if not for daddy’s money.

Denton, TX. (Rocky Horror Picture Show was filmed there.)

I'd never heard of her.

^^^^Thanks for your valuable contribution to this thread

Ree went to USC and Ladd went to ASU.

didn’t she homeschool the kids? I thought she was a Woman of Faith

[quote] Did he leave for college a virgin?

NOPE.

Cowboy Josh is hung HUGE!

Virgin ‘till marriage, sir.

(Same-sex frat house encounters don’t count.)

Is she still on TV? Out of all the other FoodNetwork hosts why? I really miss Pie Near Woman. Someone from her town supposedly knew what a lying cunt she was in real life and created a humor site based on her. Unfortunately unlike Ree, it went dead years ago. It was hilarious though, lots Ree's bull shit exposed and her fake perfect life of living on the ranch. Pretty sure it was a gay man.

Scroll down, lol.

Was it this guy, R45?

If so, he actually met her in person!

The son reminds me of a date I had with a hot blond guy.

I finally got his clothes off, and holy shit…FIRE CROTCH!

Was not expecting that, but I’ve grown to like gingers, so there’s that.

Bryce is BLOND, R47.

So no worries.

Bryce is a member of future Deplorables of 'Murka.

R48. So was my date…white-blond hair.

Like I said, it was a shock.

I’m thinking he may have inherited his mom’s pubes.

Prove me wrong, dammit.

Please, please prove I’m wrong. He’s hot.

Her kid is definitely cute but he has a long way to go before he'll ever touch the hotness of his Uncle Mike aka The Panty Creamer!

Oh crap.

R51 is the "Uncle Mike" troll.

I thought you died in a grease fire?

What is this "Uncle Mike"? I don't get it.

Uncle Mike was at a book apperance Ree made a few years back. He was heavily featured in her tome.

He had a real way with the ladies. I heard one stand up and announce, "Excuse me...I have to hit the powder room and go masturbate."

R51. What does Karl Rove have to do with anything?

If you are asking (for real) and not just being a troll R53, "Uncle Mike" in the photo at R51, is Ree's older brother.

The "Uncle Mike troll" loves to make fun of him.

She shops at Walmart??! Eww. Gross.

She lives in Pawhuska, Oklahoma R57.

There probably isn't anywhere else to shop.

I don't know her. These are only Drummonds I care about

Of course he has R39.

Can’t she afford Target?

r57 Her products are featured at Walmart.

She doesn't actually live IN Pawhuska--apparently it's quite a drive from their ranch. And I don't know if Pawhuska is large enough to support a Walmart or a Target. When they show her shopping on the show, it's usually at some non-chain local supermarket.

Fun fact: Pawhuska and their residence are in .... OSAGE COUNTY!

r45 She's probably the most prolific of the "stand-and-stir" Food Network presenters. She's the only one who pretty much has a new episode every single week--and now they're repackaged some of her segments into new shows that also air every week (one is on Saturday morning--the other is on Sunday.) None of the other hosts: Valerie B., Molly Yeh, Ina, Trisha, et. al, who are still producing shows, has this kind of schedule.

Nephew Stu is kind of hot, except for the unfortunate tattoos.

I agree with R2, that hair colour is absolutely not working for her.

No R46 TikTok was not around and that dude just seems stupid. If he is trying to do drag, he's not very good at it.

Drummond probably realized her mistake fighting with the original person doing all the parody. Pretending to be chummy with a new one will disarm his humor and he will soon move on.

Has she thrown out any more racist Asian jokes lately? It's in one of her shows.

UNT has an excellent school for music, particularly jazz.

Wonder if Uncle Mike has any hot and sexy tattoos.

I'm kind of shocked that a kid whose parents are worth over $200 million, is hanging around with this redneck type of trash.

I’ve always wondered how the family acquired so much land in what was once Native American territory. Maybe someone married and killed their spouse, following the storyline of “Killers of the Flower Moon “ a book being turned into a movie with Leo DiCaprio and directed by Scorsese (bleh). The book is pretty good, btw.

Does the son have blond peach fuzz on his pendulous nuts?

Who's the blonde slut with Bryce, in picture 2 of the 5?

Also, you can see cousin Stuart in picture 5 out of 5 in this series.

Deplorables

Rich Deplorables.

She's worth over 200 mil and owns half of Oklahoma, and the bitch still shops at Walmart?

And how hard can it be to find the Walmart in Denton? There are only two of them, and Denton isn't a very big place.

R37 The Rocky Horror Picture Show was NOT filmed in Denton, Texas!!!

It was filmed in the UK not far from Windsor Castle.

Bryce has turned into a HUNK.

Is it the lighting or is his nose…?

His nose looks busted . . . or something.

I’m surprised none of the kids wanted to go to OU. It’s a good school. Guess they didn’t want to be that close to mom.

[QUOTE]Wonder if Uncle Mike has any hot and sexy tattoos.

Uncle Mikey died young as many people with developmental disabilities do.

[QUOTE]Rich Deplorables.

Rich, yes. But everything I've read on previous DL threads is that they're Democrats. They're not Baptist-- one episode had her making dishes for a church social. They were either Presbyterian or Episcopalian -- pastor/priest wore vestments with a colorful draping scarf (or whatever it's called)