Do I have to shave my pubic area?

This remimds me of one thing that's disappointed me about all the German men I've fucked over the years: The all shave their body hair. Pubes, chest, underarms, ass...

R1 I was with someone and he said I should shave myself...

Hi G to the third power, no. Don’t shave.

But why R3?

Because it’s odd and no longer fashionable.

Don't shave, OP. It's an awful thing to do. Turn a silky body into... a bristle brush? No one likes that. Horrible.

Shaved is NOT sexy, no one wants to fuck a child save a pedo.

Stop asking the same damn questions over and over again.

Sell the "cut" hair to a Ratty Korean Wig Boutique.

Okay, thanks gays.

R8: In Germany a lot of the wig shops are owned by eastern Europeans.

You don't have to, but it is considered a courtesy to your hostess to do so. Many a dinner party has derailed due to a thoughtless guest with unshaved pubes

Some guys like completely natural pubes and hairy assholes, some want completely smooth everywhere, but most I would say want trimmed pubes, smooth balls and shaft, smooth taint and hole. So go with what the majority wants and then you are least likely to put someone off (I wouldn't eat out a hairy ass, or suck hairy balls, just not pleasant experiences).

Be very careful if you've not done it before. Start by trimming with an electric razor, your main area of pubes - I'd suggest a 0.5cm length to begin with. Go a bit shorter around the base of your cock, and depending on the type of razor you're using, go over your balls with it too.

Then, after a hot bath get a fresh manual razor (decent quality one) and shave your balls and shaft/base, then do your taint and hole. It's a bit tricky to shave your hole for the first time especially - ideally, I'd recommend laying down and spreading your legs in front of a mirror and just go slowly.

Good luck - you could always go to a salon and get waxed by a professional too but bear in mind that you can sometimes react badly to being waxed and end up with spots, plus it's painful. I've had my butt waxed before but I prefer shaving.

Ignore R12.

You are not a Ken doll and as a bottom no one will suck your balls.

The thought of GayFakeGermanTwat hairy, shaved, or nude makes me 🤮

R12 It sounds so complicated I might as well keep my georgewbush alive!

There is nothing wrong with a clean Happy trail OP. Nice and trim is what I say.

And if you do decide to keep hair on your lady parts please please keep those areas fresh and deodorised. No one wants to smell a funky Cock…

The one good thing about specific shaved areas is that it does keep unwanted odours to a minimum.

The bad thing about a shaved area is that it increases unwanted odors and amplifies them to the maximum. Hair whisks away perspiration, without it an ugly funk can develop.

How tedious, another GGG question.

I think the riddle goes: If you look at the forest can you see the tree?

The most sophisticated kweens keep their first pubic trimmings in a small alabaster box, protected by a lock. In many cases the same key can also be used to secure your chastity cage. You can buy both at fine erotica shoppes in any major city.

R16 and R17 completely contradict each other!!

It depends, some guys like it hairy, and some guys like it smooth. If you were a young twink, I would say shave it. But, since you are already 31, just keep it. You are too old to be a fresh twink, so you will have more luck using the hairy angle.

Of course, you will probably end up paying for it anyway, in which cause it really doesn’t matter.

R22 I am not 31. I am much younger, lol.

The only thing that should be shaved off are years from the lives of people who start stupid threads. And yes, I have already lost several years this way. So fair is fair.

R16 is making shit up, thus the contradiction.

R23 No, you are not. You started another thread last year when you were turning 30.

[quote]Some guys like completely natural pubes and hairy assholes

But if you want to bottom then you do NOT want hair around your asshole because it will irritate your skin from the dick rubbing against it. Get rid of all hair around the ass. It's gross.

Pubic hair is gross. A hairy ass is gross. Body hair is gross. Aside from the person who is obsessed with pedos, it’s preference. Especially with how hot it is in the summer, that region gets ripe. Yuck.

R23 Why you lie? You already said you are 30 and that was last year, you pathetic 31 year old virgin.

Shaved pubes and shaved armpits are a dealbreaker for me. Body hair is one the things that define a man and the reason I’m attracted to them. J’adore bushy dick and pits.

R29 Do you belong to the Trump family or are you just simply retarded?! The date of the thread you posted is 7th of February 2021! This year! You cannot age one year within half a year, dummy!

"Body hair is one the things that define a man."

And yet another piece of evidence that gay men are completely clueless, or just plain stupid.

You decide.

Are you really Defecto / Dejure?

OT can you tell by looking at someone fully clothed if they are shaved or not?

YES! You should also cut off your tiny balls and tinymeat while you're at it.

R31 Fine, then you are 30, not 31. That still doesn’t make you MUCH younger than 31, and it still means you are too old to be a hairless twink. You missed what should have been your glory years of fucking. So sad.

I'm always wondering how shaving pubes as a trend began. Assuming many people only have sex with one person at a time, how did this trend spread so fast? Nobody used to do it. Is it because of the proliferation of internet porn? I mean how do you suddenly have, in the 2000s, millions of people shaving their pubes, when in the 1980s, let's say, there weren't a lot.

R36 So do you think I should kill myself?

Young men in their 20s with a nest of soft pubic hair should not shave, the carpet is a beautiful sight to see.

Unfortunately pubic hair loses its softness as men grow older, and by age 40 the area needs to be manscaped. Sometimes after 60 shaving is a good idea.

Thank God my favorite hunky, gorgeous German actor, Ken Duken, does not shave his body hair. He's so fucking dreamy.

Take your wire-y, Brillo pad like, man pubes and embroider a pillow with them.

Then present to an elderly relative at Christmas.

Okay, newbies to Datalounge...

OP "GermanGayGuy" is not german, probably not gay, and possibly not a guy.

This poster is a conservative troll. It recommends PraegerU content (a homophobic, white supremacist 'educational' institution). It states that its weight is skinny in one thread and obese in another thread. It tried to prove that it was german by writing "I am [the german language]" instead of "I am [of german nationality]", which is not a word-choice/grammatical mistake that a kindergarten-aged german-speaker would make.

You can do your own search, but here are some illustrative past quotes from OP/"GermanGayGuy":

"Liberal, white Americans are so exhausting. I never thought I'd say that, but I think I hate them as much as I hate Deplorables"

"Democrats and deplorables just suck equally!"

"Woke people are the worst. I hope covid mutates and kills all the perma-triggered snowflakes from Wokeistan!"

This "GermanGayGuy" is not german and is not conversant, let alone fluent in german. It is not "liberal" as it occasionally describes itself.

Busy twenty-something students in Germany are not regularly logging into Datalounge typing up english phrases like "perma-triggered snowflakes from Wokeistan" while being unable to describe themselves in their own german language as "I am german" in a grammatically correct fashion.

This person is almost certainly an american, rightwing, heterosexual troll.

R38 You should kill your DL account, you annoying virgin.

R37 shaving started in the1990s. That was when I started noticing shaved pubes in the gym.

At first, I thought the statements Ooze quoted in r42 were made by Defecto.

Yes, it's clean. Only a heathen would leave it hairy. Yech.

They now have in prime time even, commercials for razors for pubic hair. Imagine the family sitting together and little Cindy asks "Mommy, what's pubic hair? Do I have some?"

Islamists shave their lives, hole and pits. Do Orthodox Jews do the same?

R42 We hate hall monitors. Cut it out.

Actually, r49, I rather enjoyed Ooze's ooze du jour. And no, this doesn't make me a Trumper, a Republican, an SJW, or whatever your pejorative du jour is.

R49

Make me.

Puta.

I would never 'make you' I believe you were already created out of the ooze that came from the tip of your father's penis. The fact that you chose to not evolve beyond ooze and be a hall monitor is vexing.

R52

Well, if you're curious about my origin story, there was a song written about it...

Go to a pro and get waxed.

Whatever you decide to do, Miss OP, leave a small landing strip on your mons pubis.

The age old question...shave, don't shave, trim?

Start with the writst and remember to go up and down rather than side to side.

How dare you claim you never had sex, OP! You just don't remember sleeping through it. Was I THAT unrememberable!?? I sure had a good time. Hrrrmmmphh. :(

We've gone through GGG's bona fides already. German natives on DL have confirmed that GGG may, in fact, be German.

Ooze is obviously jealous.

He needs to count to three on his hand. Then we will know if he is German.

OP, Never, ever shave your pubic hair. Pluck them out with a tweezer one at a time. Then you will remember this ordeal and leave your bush alone. It's there for a reason.

Yes, it's now a law in Texas.

It started with mid to late 80s gay pron stars. Then most of the gays did it and then in the 90s the hets discovered shaving pubes.

R63, Pron stars ruin everything!

This question is going to the Supreme Court next month.

The question for you, GGG, is whether Hitler and Goebbels shaved their bushes.

Then you will have your answer.

Yes, I don’t want to eat your hair

Don't do it. Leave it natural.

or if you do shave, do it publicly and humiliatingly, have a "nurse" dressed in black PVC strap you down in the middle of a bar, gag you and then shave all of your body hair for all to see, it gives a bit fo delightful drama to it all

[quote]Should I shave my pubic area and my ass

Start at your neck, you cretinous troll, pressing hard and slashing the blade sideways until we no longer see any more of your irritating threads.

I was willing to put with GGG being an obvious fake but I blocked him when he made an extremely unfunny joke. The punchline was basically "trans people are a thing and that's funny". Just a fucking bore.

Yes have to shave your public hair! The Coincil has decreed that you attend to this maintenance task at once, without delay, tout de suite! All must comply. No exceptions. Make haste. Do no tarry.

Deliberately leave my bush wild and unkempt because I know it annoys men and because I’m a Pagan.

But I’m a woman so it’s a different question.

I don't know about you girls, but I LOVE being a man and I LOVE men who have hair where men should have hair.. FUCK THIS CHITTERCHATTER.