Let’s be the most PUTRID moments of SEX AND THE CITY!! Part 2

Sucks getting cast in a hit series but having to say those lines without cringing. And Samantha’s relationship with the black music exec was so condescending. Look! I’m fucking a black man! Look how hip I am!

I'm the clearly blind Atlantic City douchebag who looks at Charlotte then decides to refer to Carrie as "the hot one".

I'm Samantha throwing the melon through the plate glass window at Richard's Hampton house, when she was really aiming for those cocoa-butter bitches with the breast implants.

I’m Carrie’s fuck buddy who says things like SAKI TO ME and is as unattractive as she is.

I'm Carrie, mistaken for a hooker (again!) by Carrie Fisher and trying to suck up to her rather pathetically by telling her: "You're Carrie, I'm Carrie. You're a writer and I'm a writer."

I’m the link to part 1 that OP forgot to add.

I HAD MIMOSAS!

I'm the ugly dude Samantha fucks just to make the celibate yoga teacher jealous. Samantha was beautiful, sexy and sexual. She could have found a much more attractive guy to fuck.

I'm Charlotte's friend Amanda's friend Ashley. I have a fairytale life after my married boyfriend did divorce his wife as he promised me he would and got married to me.

I’m the two guys Charlotte double dipped in one night who ditched her and went off together.

I am Charlotte York, my daddy's precious WASP princess. I am NOT a fucking bitch and I am most certainly NOT a fucking whore, despite what my horrible date yelled out when he was about to cum inside me.

I’m the musician and his dancer wife Samantha almost had a threesome with until she found out they were ugly.

I am “from jewish... to poo-ish!”

I’m the rat the Russian kills in Carrie’s filthy kitchen.

I am Aiden’s slobbering ugly mutt Pete. Not only do I get diarrhoea in a PUTRID plot line, I frequently cause Carrie to Yelp and whine. My best bit was eating one of her fucking Manolos

I'm the one where Miranda has sex. At any time and for any reason.

Her red tits put me off gingers for years.

If you really found it PUTRID, you wouldn't know this much about it.

The definition of crazy is watching the same show over and over again but expecting a different result.

Which makes Boris the Art-hating OP certifiably insane.

Not putrid as such but embarrassing for poor Miranda: when she thought she was flirting with and being cruised by the good-looking guy in the apartment across the street from hers, and even flashed him her tit. Only to find out later that he was gay and had been cruising with the guy who lived in the apartment above Miranda's.

Actually now that I think about it, did it seem like the other three had more storylines about humiliating moments than Carrie did? Many of them were mentioned in the previous thread (Miranda getting the teacher's husband's cum on her forehead, Miranda getting Brady's shit on her face, Samantha's "Bozo the Clown" pubes, Samantha literally ending up egg on her face, Miranda's uncontrolled farting,....)

I'm Skipper's pretentious and insufferable girlfriend who works for "Vogue" (I think). I am a snobbish bitch about an unknown yet charming little bistro that I just ate at and suggest that you go there before the NYT discovers it and destroys it with a rave.

R2 I'm Carrie, not sticking up for my friend whose just been insulted, instead doing what this awful guy asks and blowing on his dice. I'm just so thrilled to be called "the hot one".

Man-o-lo Bl-aaa-nik Mary Janes - I thought these were an urban shoe myth!

Delivered in exaggerated breathless little girl voice 🤢

I'm the shallow, vapid and materialistic Carrie whose credit card has just been cut up by the cashier at the bank's request and yet I am shameless and self-absorbed to the point of just letting a 'hooker with a passport' pay for my purchase instead of reflecting on my reckless spending.

R18, it’s all good. Lighten up, will you? Folks are just trying to have fun. Don’t tell me that you’ve never hate-watched a television show or movie…

R18 is just having fun. He's got other normal posts on here, so I'm pretty sure he'll be ok.

Ok r25. I guess that sometimes it’s hard to read sarcasm and irony in forum posts.

R22 I posted that on the last thread. Don't steal my thunder!

Sorry r27 no thunder theft intended. It’s just so fucking nauseating.

R21 Oh, dear…

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

R30 and really so objectively nasty. I don’t want my sushi warm.

I’m Claire Ann who managed to out slut Samantha by blowing a guy she just met under the table in a crowded restaurant.

I'm Carrie visiting Chad, the waiter and father of my aborted child. I lift down my menu expecting him to immediately recognize and fawn all over me.

[quote] Samantha’s relationship with the black music exec was so condescending. Look! I’m fucking a black man! Look how hip I am!

That's the truest characterization they could have written for this crowd

Carrie telling Aidan (without Miranda's knowledge) that Miranda was pregnant with Steve's baby and that she was planning to get an abortion was a total betrayal but of course Miranda just shrugs it off.

[quote] but of course Miranda just shrugs it off.

Those women each would have had multiple abortions so it was common to her and easy to shrug off.

I'm Samantha referring to her cleaner as her maid.

I'm Patrick's cigarette that gets flicked onto Carrie's arm. What did I ever do to deserve that?

I'm Carrie's closet right next to her in scrubbed shitter.

I’m Erin Go Bra-less in the second movie.

I am the gray pubic hair Samantha obsessed over.

I'm the oven in Carrie's apartment. I am grease-free because she only used me for storing stuff in and didn't even know how to turn me on.

I've been watching Divorce and have really noticed how SJP has the same acting quirks when she's trying to be dramatic. She puts her hands to her chest while peaking and stuttering. A couple of times during Divorce I was thinking "ok bitch spit it out". She does the same thing in SATC.

Divorce was dreadful and so was SJP.

I'm the 4 Golden Globe SJP won for her Carrie

I'm highly enjoying Divorce.

I one day long to enjoy divorce with SJP.

I don't blame SJP for wanting to return to where she was most popular, paid a fortune and famous. Her last movies FLOPPED, making just a few thousand dollars. That must be terrifying for a once globally-famous star, to realise no one is all that interested anymore.

Say what you will about Divorce it has a fantastic soundtrack.

Wait until this reboot bombs r48.

Will they bring back the commercial?

SJP and Nixon were photographed sitting in what looks like a hospital waiting room set so the theories about Big dying may be correct. They’ll be shooting for at least 3-4 more months and John Corbett hasn’t started filming yet.

I'm the basket of muffins Charlotte makes and gives to Samantha for fucking her brother after calling her vag the hottest spot in town

R52, maybe it's a storyline about Miranda or Charlotte coming out as trans and having surgery.

If this is taking 6 months to film, whereas they could have shot a movie in half the time a d got more money. Sad.