Did anybody catch President Trump's second inauguration on TV yesterday?

Nope - why would I want to watch that blowhard again? He should just enjoy his non-relevance.

Oh, the Race is Far From Over.

It wusn't on any of them there librul channuls.

I caught the beginning as a worker was trying to get the flow started.

I'm surprised you didn't see it, OP. People say that many more millions came to this inauguration than to Biden's. Here is an image of everybody who was out at night, partying about me being reinstated.

It was a low key affair, held at the Florida White House aka Maralago. Senatrice Lindsey Graham re-swore him in with his hand on a copy of Mein Kampf, following which Trump led a triumphal parade of golf carts driven by Proud Boys. The evening's entertainment included musical performances by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent, Jim Caviezel reenacting highlights from "The Passion of the Christ," and Hope Hicks, Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany urinating on lifesized effigies of Barack and Michelle Obama.

It is hilarious that this alternate universe exists for the truly insane republic party of cretins. Sadly, we are now looking at a Trump presidency in 2024. This is how stupid America is.

It was pay-per-view only.

So long as they didn't want people in boats. Look at the last time his supporters went out in boats and a bunch of those boats sunk like a rock.

Behold, DJT and the QAnoner's new them song.

What's the new date?

Entertainment was provided by Lindsey Graham, bellydancer

Lindsey also won the wet t-shirt contest. Melania came in second

It was broadcast live to ICUs in hospitals from coast-to-coast.

I sang "Gloria".

Sorry, r7.

The Constitution forbids a President from serving a third term or longer. But nice try! You can't fool a life-long Republican like me.

It was spectacular; especially Melania's outfit.

I saw it on NewsHQ, it’s like Newsmax but even more honest! 🤡

OP,

The Best. Is Yet. To Come!!!!!!!

Now it's next month, they are having a "Justice for January 6th" rally in DC. DHS says online rumbling about violence is about the same as 1/5.

I hope they mow the domestic terrorists down this time.

It still took place, sort of, but the guest of honor, Trump, decided not to attend due to the Delta variant.

Maybe next month.

Trump fans are getting desperate

[quote] Trump fans are getting desperate

[quote] Carlos Piccata, who says he is a combat vet, to the Shasta, CA county commission: “It’s not going to be peaceful much longer. We’re building, we’re organizing. You won’t stop us when the time comes. This is a warning for what’s coming. There’s a million people just like me.”

What's wire hangers doing in this closet?

Antifa canceled it.

Well, there's 319 million people exactly NOT like him.

Your threats aren't going to pan out, hon.

Carlos would have to be his own boss because he would never ace a job interview.

Do you think they're finally catching on?

I was there and saw Hope Hicks getting gang banged in the cloak room!!!!

Trump announced that from now on Republicans will be wearing uniforms by Hugo Bosss and trump’s uniforms will have huge medals nd lots of epaulettes and ribbons. We should call him “Il Dunce” and Melanie is changing her name to “Eva Braun.”

The My Pillow guy humped a Trumpy pillow until he ejactualted pure crystal meth.

Kelly Anne Conway was awarded a new broom and witch hat and she flew off, headed for Afghanistan.

Trump ordered in a load of Big Macs and diet cokes for the crowd. He had Rudy cover the bill.

Il Douche

Trump’s Goals

1. End Democracy

2. Trump becomes Emperor

3. Don Jr becomes Crown Prince

4. Ivanka and Jared share the title Princess Royal

5. Rudy is made Duke of the Bronx

6. Trump gets a pay raise and so does everyone with a last name beginning with T

7. Forced compliance: Clorox injections and Hydroxychlorequine therapy

8. Free portraits of Trump to all Americans (except blacks, gays, Hispanics, Asians, the mentally challenged, little people and any left over Democrats)

9. Trump allows torture. Aerosol spray of Rudy’s farts to be used on all BLM and Antifa captured

10. Melania is headed out to Yosemite National park to make it more attractive.

[quote]I was there and saw Hope Hicks getting gang banged in the cloak room!!!!

Must have been a day that ends in 'y.'

I saw it on Saudi State TV Al Ekhbariya.

I told you so!