To lay is to place.

Tenses? To have lied down. I lied down. After I lay my crisps on the kitchen countertop. I lay down doesn't sound gramatically incorrect, does it? And whilst we're on the subject, it's enamoured of. Only of, not with, not king, not duke.

As I Lay... superciliously judging

To have lain down............

To have lain down - that's the past tense?

Your just making this stuff up. What are you inferring?

"Lay" is also "reclined."

"Laid" is "placed."

"Lied" is "told a falsehood."

R5, by using "your" instead of "you're" you are hereby banned from all discussions about grammar.

To lay is to fuck. To lie is to be a Republican.

[quote] by using "your" instead of "you're" you are hereby banned from all discussions about grammar.

It was intentional as was the incorrect use of "inferring", you silly git.

Fuck this...I'm going to place myself into bed for a nap.

To get laid is something that never happens

to OP.

So I'm a lousy place?

[quote] To lay is to fuck. To lie is to be a Politician.

There, fixed it for you. Fight the real enemy, not each other.

My favorties are Lies Potato Chips.

Kool-Aid but lemonade

I was lain last night. I laid there for what seemed like hours non a manic clock.

I want fentanyl. Or smack. Phenobarbital would be dreamy.

" Now I lay me down to sleep, with drugs in my veins, I peacefully sleep.

That’s not true, OP. You lie.

Oh my.

When I was a kid, if I said something like "I'm going to lay down," my grandmother would snap back "you are not a chicken," but she'd never explain what she meant. Sooo ... not particularly helpful.

[quote]To lie is to recline.

You're pants are on fire.

I never get it right, oh well.

It's extremely simple:

To lay is a transitive verb.

To lie is an intransitive verb.

R1 You are incorrect - confident, but incorrect.

[quote] like hours non a manic clock

R16 what is your native language?

Now I lay me down to bed.

I am grateful for this thread, though I don’t know if I’ll be able to read it through my tears.

#CollegeGrad’sSecretShame

I have lain down in bed to go to sleep every night this week. On Friday and Saturday, however, I lay down on Frank's bed, where he fucked me all night long, i.e., we both got laid. I laid my glasses and phone on his passenger-side nighttable as he laid his dong upon my face.

Next lesson, conjugate "suck" and "fuck."

Datalounge is not your fucking school and the people on here are not your fucking students, fuck off bitter old queen.