Jordan Barrett

Horton hears a....Who?

Which one is the guy?

two bottoms

They bump pussies all night.

That'll last.

Also, who?

The husband...

I had trouble gift wrapping their wedding present.

I have no idea who those two are but the OP pic is beautiful and touching.

Kill them with fire

Ah ok, Jordan's husband is the little brother of Julian Casablancas from the Strokes. Now I see. Well, he's gorgeous

R7 wins this thread.

Pretty!

Aw, it's like if Darryl Hannah and Bianca Jagger got married in 1981...seriously, that's exactly what it looks like.

Pretty guys. You bitches have no taste.

Ewwwww! She looks like Melania.

Et je danse, oui je danse...

Couldn't they wait until the bee stings on their lips healed?

They make Damian Hurley look like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Holy shit, I thought you meant the New Zealand All Black. Now that would be something...

That's one of the ugliest male models I have ever seen, no, I take that back. That's one one of the ugliest men I have ever seen.

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Maybe he is transitioning?

Into...

into Kyra

I just assumed this whole stunt was a publicity thing.

Awww, I think they're cute

R24 They are beautiful. These DL bitches have awful taste, I bet they are all still daydreaming about Stalone and Schwarzenegger.

They both very angular and don't appeal to me.

But, on the other hand, I said the same thing about this angular young man named Charlie Knepper.

Charlie can look like a stick insect but is mildly charming in these videos.

Is Fernando a full sibling to Julian?

R27 Yes, Fernandos is Julian Casablancas lil brother

R27, see R31 of the other thread.

R29 there is no R 31 yet. Thznk you for the link tho

Thanks. I suspected from their respective looks that they were half siblings.

^Thank

R30 of this thread doesn't seem all that bright.

Both so beautiful they don't even look human. If human IVG happens these two will have otherworldly offspring.

I've really noticed that many post-90s models really are not attractive in a conventional sense. Naomi, Cindy, Kathy and Tyra were physically attractive to both men and women of adult ages. Male models like David Gandy and Tyson Beckford are also conventionally very attractive. The modern models like Bella, Jordan and Cara etc seem to be more popular with teenage girls on social media who like skinny waif or twink looks. Also the nepotism and cross-contamination of celebrities and socialites into the modeling world really did a number too.

Nonsense, high fashion models have always included a high percentage of "odd birds."

[quote] They are beautiful. These DL bitches have awful taste, I bet they are all still daydreaming about Stalone and Schwarzenegger.

I don't find those men attractive either. You are comparing two extremes as well. You realize most men are neither steroid-pumped bodybuilders with busted faces nor drugged-out anorexic twinks with dead eyes? Maybe many people here are attracted to men with healthy natural bodies with hair and a bit of fat?

R36 Of course. But that's high fashion and those odd birds still had charisma like Twiggy or Donyale Luna, they fit those artistic pieces and worked with the likes of Warhol. Nothing about Cara DeVeligne or Gigi Hadid is odd or unique. They are just average-looking girls who came from money.

Gigi has giant cheekbones. She looks very different to the general pop.

Giant cheekbones are only unique if you're European. They're pretty common especially if you're East Asian or Native American. Gigi still just looks like a pretty but average white girl to me without the makeup. She's attractive but nothing about her screams distinctive or striking.

If this were the 1960s, Gigi would be a successful model/It Girl.

R41 Sorry, I don't see it at all. Zayn is much prettier than her.

Of course Zayn is prettier. They're not exactly competitors. And she works, he doesn't.

I am seeing a lot of young men (gay, straight, and indeterminate) in New York RIGHT NOW who look like these two. Like overnight, emerging from Covid lockdown. Skinny, really skinny, lots of hair and "sensitivite". It's the new version of Gen Z white boys. Up close, and in a group , they're stunning!

It warms the cockels to see these late teens and early twenties living out loud.

Look, I'm sure Gigi is a nice person but her family connections is what made her a model. That is a fact. The fashion industry has pretty much lost its relevance thanks to the internet anyway. But it seems nepotism has gotten more and more prevalent in the arts world. It always existed but working class to middle-class people were still able to break into the arts when wages were better, the cost of living was lower and college was affordable. All of which allowed for more leisure time to pursue creative interests and get good at it. The American Dream died thanks to corporations and employers screwing over everyone and the rising cost of living. So the only people who can make it in film, acting, music, modeling, the fine arts and fashion are those who come from money as they have the time to work at it and have the doors already opened for them. A lot of mediocracy today thanks to that because rich kids have less of an incentive to prove themselves. Meanwhile regular people are focused on working service jobs, studying STEM or doing trades.

There was a recent, quite good, thread on the 1970s models. There was debate over who was special and who was ordinary. Swings and roundabouts.

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I'm always taken aback when someone posts a male model and then I see that they have so little engagement on their Instagrams. Male models are never really stars, are they?

He definitely pretended to be straight and a lot of his IG posts showed him in sexy positions with scantily clad ladies. Was he doing that to keep up an illusion for his young fangirls? But why would he sexuality even be a big deal if he was just a model anyway? It's not like he was an actor or a singer where the image of being available mattered because of an audience and also being overall a bigger target of gossip. In general, most people don't give a shit about models and their personal lives?

[Quote] But why would he sexuality even be a big deal if he was just a model anyway?

No one is as self hating as those old queens in the industry.

Models have a short shelf life. They hope to break into other areas, usually acting. Why do you think Sean O'Pry (and his ex, Jack Falahee) have public gfs but never bfs?

[quote] Start a thread series on Jack alahee please. He is in lass loset and is a part of How to Get Away with Murder. I was shocked to see no thread on him while umpteen are olto ayes. Yikes. his nstagram link:

Interesting because usually the models who become successful in other areas are more often than female models who often branch out into setting up lifestyle brands, TV, film and setting up their own agencies. As women are the biggest consumers of fashion and they follow models in general, female models have an established loyal audience. Male models should just focus on saving and investing that money because unless they look like Shemar Moore, Tyson Beckford or David Gandy (who are masculine and thus more identifiable and well-liked by a male audience and) they will not get any TV or film roles.

they're going to jab each other's eyes out with those chins!

They're both reaching their mid-20s which is 50 in modeling years. Jordan is losing his looks because pretty boys don't transition into adulthood well. But I'm sure Fernando can support Jordan since he's from a very wealthy family. If they live within their means it should be fine. The ones who get so used to the wealthy glamorous lifestyles resort to escorting.

Another male model Lucky Blue Smith is close to over the hill. But he took it easy and cashed that modeling money, has two baby mamas. He's Mormon so probably learned about managing his money and being thrifty with it due to their culture.

Sweet

His face certainly is a choice

R57

They are absolutely adorable.

Who are these random Nancy-Boys?

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Ugly cat face. Looks like an extra from that disastrous movie. This is supposed to be male beauty? Pass.

[Quote] Who are these random Nancy-Boys?

The dark haired one's father founded Elite models.

Never understood how he came up be a top male model. He was ok before, but nothing spectacular. Now, he just looks like a mess. He seems like the male Kate Moss lifestyle wise. The other guy isn’t attractive either.

He's really not striking or unique to me. Take away the nice clothes and put in him overalls, give him yellow teeth and a trucker cap and he looks like a hick from West Virginia. He also could pass for a 90s Eastern European hustler porn star. I think his modeling career was being touted as a male Kate Moss or the Leo/River 2.0 but without any of their charisma.

[Quote] a 90s Eastern European hustler porn star

That's hot.

He's hugely striking but as said upthread, he has to be carefully photographed.

A little bit Helmut Berger.

Helmut Berger was classically handsome with masculine features. He wasn't androgynous at all.

Oh dear!

Dear R69, you're obviously Datalounge's resident HB Fan.

We can all appreciate how Visconti placed HB in quality movies but HB had an ordinary head and very wide hips and did NOT age well!

With a fan.

R57 Are they actually wearing kaftans?! LOL!

They're young, that already subverts the stereotype.

He has really ugly, cold eyes.

R72

But NO earrings

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This is the prequel to Siegfried & Roy.

So they got married after really knowing each other for two months. It's sweet...but also crazy. But I have become rather obsessed with them for some reason, so I wish them well.

Pretty.

I forgot to thank OP for posting about them here and getting me hooked, haha.

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Serving leather pup

Oh they are so beautiful together.

I am slightly curious. I assume this wedding was more of a "wedding blessing", so do you think they will get legally married (or did already)?

One of them recently impregnated the other, but which one?

Quite stunning together.

[quote]So they got married after really knowing each other for two months. It's sweet...but also crazy. But I have become rather obsessed with them for some reason, so I wish them well.

I don't know who they are but they look good together.

How cute is this?

uber eurotrash wedding. gotta love it.

throwback style

Honey...is that two men, or two women?

I would suggest you nasty snarking cunts never visit Ibiza. But that would never have been on your route, 40 years ago when you were young. You obviously were never as pretty and baba chic.

I loved the wedding (well what we have seen of it)...it just seemed quite calm, which is how I prefer them, having mostly been to huge and loud weddings.

I am curious why Jordan seems to be untagging himself from lots of photos, even British Vogue and other official accounts posting about the wedding. Odd.

This video was cute

^ Are they in an aeroplane?

Yeah, they were flying back from Mexico to New York...a private jet.

Their pretty faces make them richer than millionaires

Untagging himself? Is he trying to "Please respect my privacy"?

I have no idea, R100, haha...it's strange...but he is a little quirky, so who knows what he is thinking. Fernando definitely does not seem to have that issue with posting about - or being tagged in - photos about the wedding. He seems adorable.

Are Jordan's parents famous?

Not at all...his father was actually convicted as a drug dealer, though he himself said it's all exaggerated.

Fernando seems to be the living out loud type. Jordan came out by getting married, right? That must be a bit of a mindfuck.

Yes, R104, and he talked about not really believing in labels in that article he wrote for Vogue about the wedding. Fernando does seem to have had previous boyfriends based on his Instagram etc. So yes, it might take some time for Jordan to feel completely at ease with it all. This is all speculation of course, maybe he is perfectly comfortable already, haha.

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[quote] I am seeing a lot of young men (gay, straight, and indeterminate) in New York RIGHT NOW who look like these two. Like overnight, emerging from Covid lockdown. Skinny, really skinny, lots of hair and "sensitivite". It's the new version of Gen Z white boys. Up close, and in a group , they're stunning!

Maybe COVID has caused a mutation. These guys are attractive but their appearance is very emaciated and feminine -- they don't look like the (masculine) men that most gay guys like.

Are you talking about the porn aesthetic - pumped up, muscles? Because if you look back at the 1960s and 1970s, lots of guys looked like Jordan and Fernando... and we know gay men were pursuing other men back then, so...

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Young Love.

I don't know her.

I assure you all.......Jordan is NOT from money........

Bogan?

They should grow beards so we know they're men. If they can.

You want gay men to get beards?

Hahaha, R116.

Similar to previous photos, but really pretty

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R52 ..... Because they're straight? Jack has had pretty lowkey girlfriends you wouldn't even know about unless you actively searched

Wow what a beautiful couple, absolutely stunning

What is happening with these two? Have they been seen together at all recently? It's Fernando's birthday today but no sign of Jordan so far and Fernando doesn't seem to be wearing his ring...

Jordan should join Euphoria.

Notice just how much the two males in OP's pic look alike. I'll say it again re the just of the homosex: what you dudes really want is to fuck yourselves. See attachment.

Aren't most models narcissists though, R124?

Fernando looks like that girl, whatsherface, that Cindy Crawford offspring

I think Julian Casablancas was and is way more attractive than his model brother.

Fernando is pretty. Jordan looks like a rat.

Drugs, anorexia?

Poor guy.

That's sad, I hope he gets help.

He is so beautiful, I hope he gets help.

His face always looked bloated to me. No Joke. Fit Fat Face? no thanks.