How do lesbians have sex?

Ugh, why would a gay ma, or any man for that matter, care about this? It's gross.

The only lesbians I know well (neighbours) are far too busy gardening, brewing lethal country wines, bee keeping, and wearing sensible shoes to have any time left over for all that malarkey.

R2 you should read the article. Lesbian sex is inclusive for all!

Yeah, I’m gonna pass on opening that story.

Add “vaginas” to that post someone made about subjects/people we don’t want to read about anymore on here.

Pretend it's a watermelon eating contest and just go for it.

When I was a kid I thought lesbians had sex I'm one of them holding her breast and somehow inserting her nipple in the other one's vagina rubbing it up and down to orgasm. ✂️

Hey what did I know? I was a kid!

r6 but it's not just vaginas! Today's lesbian sex is inclusive to people of ALL genders, even those with penis!

R9 hurts my head.

I really hope you're being sarcastic and facetious r9.

My grandma used to say: "You can shove all feathers you want up your ass, it's not going to make you a duck."

Modern culture's deconstructionism is redefining science and sex. Apparently, lesbians can now have a penis. Who knew?

Extracts from R1's article: How Do Lesbians Have Sex? 28 Things to Know Before Your First Time

What to expect from manual genital or anal stimulation Manual stimulation is about using your hands to pleasure your partner. Experiment with different motions, different kinds of pressure, and different speeds.

If your partner has a vagina Depending on their anatomy and personal preferences, you could try things such as: rubbing their clitoris by trying circular and up-down motions at various speeds and pressures using a finger to find their G-spot, a rough patch of tissue in the vaginal wall lightly touching the area around their clitoris or vagina in a teasing motion touching the skin just outside of their anus penetrating their anus with your fingers

If your partner has a penis There are many ways to manually stimulate someone who has a penis. Some ideas include: performing a hand job by holding their penis firmly and gliding your hand up and down; ask your partner which speed and pressure they’d prefer gently rubbing or massaging the head of their penis touching and rubbing their scrotum and perineum, which is the area between the scrotum and anus touching the skin just outside of their anus penetrating their anus with your fingers

What to expect from oral genital or anal stimulation If your partner has a penis You could kiss, lick, or suck the: penis scrotum and perineum inner thighs anus

What to expect from fingering, fisting, and other penetration

Penetration is often associated with penises, but you can penetrate the vagina or anus with a range of different things, such as your fingers, your fist, or a sex toy. Vaginal

Remember that penis-in-vagina sex can lead to pregnancy, so talk to your partner about birth control options.

You can try:

penis-in-vagina sex fingering the vagina fisting the vagina inserting a dildo or vibrator

Anal

If you’re going to have anal sex, you need a little more preparation.

The anus doesn’t produce its own natural lubrication, so using lube is very important.

Go gently, as the lining of the anus walls are thinner than that of the vagina.

You can try:

penis-in-anus sex fingering the anus fisting the anus inserting a dildo or vibrator using an anal plug or other toy designed specifically for the anus

I'm a fetishist, I guess, for just wanting my partner to have a biological vagina. 🤷‍♀️

Well, "foreplay" usually involves adopting a rescue cat!

"I'll show you my dream-catcher if you show me yours", she whispered.

Remember when the Billie Jean King scandal hit (she was married and her lesbian lover outed her)? I remember my mother, who was an adult woman who had had two children so she should have known SOMETHING about sex, speculating on how Billie Jean, or any other lesbian, would have sex with another female. . She said "What do they do? What do they DO?" And my grandmother said "They lap each other's pussies!" My mother and grandmother were very, very weird.

OP, thank you. I can now skip lunch (and maybe dinner).

Lesbians with penises? WTF

A friend's mother was curious about what lesbians do, "At least you guys have something to work with."

I just asked my next door neighbor and she says they “bump holes” and “eat pussy”

R20 Thanks for that. Cookies are officially tossed.

R13 Lez, but what about mama (ex papa) Jenner. She is a hot lady and has a vagina, although not biological. Maybe its like a lake, you dont notice that its artificial.

Where is the UHaul, Green Subaru and Nutloaf in all of this?

But you might notice it isn’t wet, r22…

When two ladies scissor and pull apart, has a suction cup formed? I imagine when disengaging a SCHLORP! sound must occur?

Lovingly, tenderly, passionately, and for a long time (if they want). Now fuck off with your stupid questions.

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Another gem:

[quote]Remember that just because you’re both women doesn’t mean you have the same genitals — for example, one person might be a cis woman with a vagina, while the other might be a trans woman with a penis.

R28 sounds like someone needs to "Sure Jan" the whole article.

Come to my window….

Where is the one for male on male sex? Guess it includes a vagina and wearing condoms to prevent pregnancy.

That article was all over the fucking place.

R 28 Sounds like some interesting ladies, the onrs with penis

The anti-scientific hoops that "logic" like that in the article has to jump through is exhausting.

It can be expensive to be a lesbo. They require a lot of accoutrements.

lesbian sex I find disgusting and it makes me very uncomfortable. I watched Mulholland drive the other day and the sex scenes really put me off. Yuck.

All that hair that gets in their teeth! I just can't!

No lesbian has a penis.

Just sayin'.

Honestly, this is just stupid. If lesbians can have penises, how do they have sex differently from anyone else? Why even bother aiming the article at lesbians?

[quote]If lesbians can have penises, how do they have sex differently from anyone else? Why even bother aiming the article at lesbians?

To browbeat lesbians (women) into having sex with men.

r27 How? It's just reposting the article of the same name from Healthline. Are you worried that discussing what is now, according to Healthline, considered "Lesbian sex" is somehow transphobic or "anti-trans"? If so, how? Should this only exist in the darkness, and remain a mystery? What is your aversion to knowledge and learning?

R36 well then don’t do it. We find you disgusting as well.

Another friendly guide for "queer cis women" to have "lesbian" sex with trans "women".

[quote]I am a non-operative trans woman — that is, I have a penis (which I prefer to call a “clit,” “cock,” or “girldick”) and have elected not to change my genital configuration. Because HRT feminizes my body, my clit has soft, thin skin that prefers gentle stimulation. By all extents, it’s a feminine penis.

This is nothing short of coercion.

The author of the piece at r43 called it a girldick? I thought the correct feminine name was "ladydique", preferably in a script font, if it is in print form.

I don’t want to know the answer

Double dong

I stopped watching Orange is the New Black after they showed that bull dyke’s sloppy dildo fall to the ground with a rubbery thump. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Ready to go spelunking

I don’t know much about lesbian sex, but I imagine it involves a lot of discussing and processing.

And numerous non verbal cues missed that result in extensive post-coital discussions

There's no toolshed involved?

What do you call an all lesbian army?

Militia Ethridge

R49 You just have to tell your partner NOW so you don’t have to tell her THEN.

Will there be nutloaf?

Scissorin' & 69ing never hurt nobody!

Lesbian mating sounds

How do lesbian have sex?

Rally well, thanks for asking.

Do lesbians take off their Crocs when they "get jiggy with it"?

I think they call it a vulva now.

This entire thread is so anti-trans, everyone is just discussing female Lesbians!

I’m a trans Asian and I still have sex as a post-op Caucasian. It’s delicious!

I think it has something to do with their fingers.

Gasp!

You can leave feedback on the article. I just did. Fucking horrifying.

Shlorp! Aaaaah…so refreshing!

“What wrong? I make thread to make bit hate on Tranny. Gay no like? You get mad Tranny be Lesbian too: haha big joke like when Beria get shot? You make a hate on Tranny now!!!”

R65 thanks for letting us know who to block!

R1 "Why would gay man or any man for that matter, care about this? It's gross"

What straight/bi man would find sex between two women, gross? Are you touched in the head?

I don't even see r1 post r67. I'm on asbestos eyes. OP is lined out.

^ Sorry, it was R2 not R1

Maybe you should ask one of the richest women in America.

r68 that's why the OP article is posted in r1, as well. The TRAs love to F&F anything that doesn't present them in a flattering light.

Lots of bumping and grinding