Prostatitis

My father suffers this horribly. They put him on Cipro if it's particularly bad. My dad is the stoic type so you can only tell he's hurting when he snaps at us.

[quote] he just massaged my prostate

Tell us more about this bit, OP.

There’s not much to it, he slipped in a gloved finger & moved it around; I had told him about the nonstop tingling & how I’d been on the edge of cumming for the past couple days. He asked if I had an orgasm when his finger was in & I told him no, but it was close. He said then my prostate was generous, I asked if it was infected, & he said no, you would’ve yelled in pain & jumped off the table! I remember right after I got dressed, I miraculously felt like normal after just one quick (medical) fingerbang. The whole thing was just awkward though.

I don’t want to go in because my covid results aren’t back yet, I had emailed him yesterday about that, my possible UTI (as I thought it was then) & getting the shingles & tetanus vaxes. He emailed back to say don’t get any vaccines until covid results are in. So I honestly think I’ll just take matters into my own hands this time & massage my own damn prostate. I read it’s 4 inches in & my longest finger is 3.5 inches (small hands) so I found a toothbrush with some ridge markings, found where 4 inches is, so I know how far to insert it. No I won’t do the bristle end, & I’ll throw it away after. I’m glad it’s very slim, much slimmer than my finger, so hopefully it won’t hurt too much.

OP, this is precisely what penis was created for

Find one and stick it up your butt

I believe the preferred term today is “sex worker.”

[quote] for 3 whole days my body was tingling from head to toe, like someone was tickling me. I felt like I was on the verge of orgasm & my nerve endings were electric.

I’m sorry, but this is hilarious.

Wait, so the doctor DID bring you to orgasm?

[quote] He said then my prostate was generous,

Ah, this takes me back to the days when I whored myself out on Craigslist

Oh my. This is quite a situation. Awkward with that doctor indeed.

Feel better OP.

R6 it was horrible, not pleasurable. I was at work & would jerk/shudder involuntarily & had to tell my coworkers what was going on. Sleeping was a bitch, even the sheets or my pj’s would exacerbate the tingling sensation. I’ve since heard of a similar condition in women, where they’re on the verge of perpetual orgasm for a very very long time; one woman was even suicidal over it.

Yes it was a storyline on Grey's Anatomy R9. I remember that episode where the woman couldn't stop cumming.

OP, this doesn't sound like Prostatitis at all.

I had this and it bothered me for years...finally a urologist said it was not prostatitis but my perineum floor (taint area) needed strengthening. I had rehab and was given exercises. But, what help most was, daily in the shower, I would squat and massage the area for 60 seconds. My doctor said to massage throughout the day, but for obvious reasons, doing it in the shower is best.

Since I have started this practice I have felt fine. You will be able to tell when you are having issues as the area will be hard but just remember to massage lightly. When it was really bad at first, I also put a warm water bottle or heating pad down there too.

Hope that helps....yeah, it can be very painful.

Welcome to Club Misery, OP.

I first had a bout of prostatitis when I was 30. My doctor tested me for every STD in the book - all negative.

After many visits to the urologist- and one excruciating catheter exam up my urethra (horrible - don’t ever let them do this to you unless your are sedated) I was told that I had chronic prosttatitis.

You’ve probably already googled and found out that doctors don’t know what to do for it.

I’ve had omit for 28 years not w - usually a case flares up after I’ve had a cold. I take lots of ibuprofen and sometimes use a heating pad on my taint. Yes, that’s fun.

The “good” news is that its frequency has declined as I’ve aged.

I’m sorry.

0/10

[quote] Yes it was a storyline on Grey's Anatomy [R9]. I remember that episode where the woman couldn't stop cumming.

I’m sorry, but am I the only one who finds this hysterical?

OP is like Pamela Calva :(

You need to masturbate twice a day everyday with a dildo up your ass and ejaculate. No need to tell co workers by the way.

I have degree in Prostatutis before become lady Architect.

I had chronic recurring prostatitis for years and OP’s symptoms (the “tingly” feeling, in particular) do not sound like my experience at all. I had an overall ill feeling that was comparable to having a low-grade infection somewhere in your body. There were pains in the groin area and lower back. Peeing was uncomfortable and occasionally painful. Ejaculation was supremely unsatisfactory.

The only thing that worked was a 30-day course of antibiotics.

Then about five years ago, it stopped happening. I though I was having a flare-up last month, but I was wrong.

Women get a version of this, without the prostate inflammation, obvs.

It’s due to either not being aware of a hyper-sensitivity to urethra irritation, which occurs due to not taking what is considered to be a healthy shit twice a day, as the rectal cavity & vaginal walls start losing elasticity, as we age.

Depending on whether or not one exercises these muscles regularly (the rectal cavity & the vaginal cavity are constructed of muscles at the foundation), it can make it difficult to evacuate properly or sufficiently, peeing may be compromised in output weight, and strength, and then you end up with a weird sensation that you can only release via an orgasm.

But it has to be a vaginal orgasm, because that’s what the body part is attempting to correct or fix: the loss of muscle tone which causes the condition, in the first place, which places undue pressure on the vaginal wall from non evacuated waste which is waiting to be excreted from the lower colon, rectum, etc.

It’s the extra weight of the non-excreted body weight that is causing the sensation, because the muscles aren’t bearing the weight they were able to bear without any problem, in one’s 20s.

Women who have had multiple, to term pregnancies or who become menopausal, or who become menopausal & stop having intercourse, also get this.

I imagine the same principles apply to men, except that their prostate bears weight, which causes the same sensation beneath the surface of their peritoneal area, that is similar to what happens when a woman gets a similar sensation below their vaginal muscles, where the alleged g-spot is located.

Fix:

Changing the diet to higher fiber & fish oil protein sources is necessary but not sufficient.

You have to firm up the rectal, peritoneal and deep groin muscles. I guess they’re Kegels for men too?

Also, order yourself a prostate massager, OP. Get the highest quality, stainless steel one that can be easily cleaned off with whatever one uses to clean them nowadays, and uses high quality, water based lube.

If they have benwa balls for men, but glass or stainless steel ones, & literally stick different weights of these up your ass, and squeeze ‘em as tightly as possible as you walk on a treadmill.

I suggest you do this at home instead of a public gym, unless you use a gym where this sorta holistic mishap would be welcomed with a flurry of hot twinks & muscles bears offering to re-insert them for you.

Drink as much water as possible. Get yo to one gallon per day if you can. Do this gradually, obvs. Eventually, your muscles’ floor will be strong enough that you will be able to do so without peeing every 5 minutes or getting up 5 times a night.

It can be managed but returns and get’s worse if you don’t:

Get laid regularly

Get your prostate massaged regularly until cum from your cock as a result

Eat a proper diet & drink lots a fluids

Take one nice shit in the morning and another one before bed

You will know your diet is rich in fiber the moment you wipe, and the toilet paper is completely clear. No brown smears or having to wipe multiple times to clean residue.

And exercise the muscles with weights, regularly, just like one would when lifting weights regularly, which, by the way, is also vital. It’s all about your entire body being undergirded and in equal balance as established by your core strength, stability, & resistance.

Let the jokes fly… 🪰 🏀 💩

I had prostatitis the first time I ever bottomed. I was 19 and the guy fingered me a lot. I remember him finding my prostate and telling me that he was an expert on prostate fingering.

Within two days I thought I had an STD because my urethra was sore and red and it felt like a low-grade burning in my pelvic floor area with also pressure in my lower abdomen.

I had antibiotics and tested for STDs but everything came back negative. I lived with the pain for two years and had to drop out of college course it was so bad. I thought I was dying and doctors just didn’t know what to diagnose me with.

Finally, I pleaded my PCP (who kept saying I didn’t have prostatitis because a bowel movement would cause me intense pain) to refer me to a urologist. I had an endoscopy up my prostate and bladder, and they never did find anything. I was diagnosed with chronic prostatitis but they never could tell me if the infection was bacterial or viral.

I was prescribed Flomax and antibiotics for about 4 months. The pain finally went away after 2.5 years of dealing with it every day of my life. I remember I would wake up every day at 6 am and drug myself to sleep by 6 pm to not have to deal with the pain.

That’s how I spent my life from age 19 to 21.

Had it once so bad I was forced to quite working as assistant propmaster on the first Parent Trap sequel. I remember going to the hosptial from the set the day the Challenger blew up because that was all that was on the televisions scattered around the emergency room to distract the long wait.

I condole you OP.

R21 that’s really awful.

R21 — so horrible.

I can’t imagine what I would have done if my bouts of prostatitis had lasted for two years.

For anyone who has never suffered with it - I can tell you it’s no joke.

OP go get a massage where the masseur with finger your prostate.

Gay men need fucked... regularly.

I feel your symptoms are more likely to be this...., OP.

I had this off and on for years in my early 20s. I was not sexually active and had never bottomed so that helped with the diagnosing. Mine was primarily epididymitis (severe pain in testicles) along with prostatitis. Here's what I learned:

This can be caused by a virus dormant in your system. Stress can cause the virus to wake up which causes an auto-immune reaction and your immune system attacks the virus which means the prostate gets attacked too.

There is "bacterial" and "viral" prostatitis.

I was prescribed Cipro (heavy dose) for 10 days for viral prostatitis, but this problem came and went for many years. Every time I got super stressed out with career, it would flair up and it would feel like I was sitting on an egg.

When I was 30, it felt like it was returning and I rushed to a urologist to get ahead of it. I learned new facts from this doc which were interesting:

You can get is from masturbating too many times a day. Limit it to once.

You can get it from unprotected anal sex as a top. Micro bacteria can enter the urethra and travel up to the prostate and infect it.

And as stated from a post above, you can get it from bottoming by injuring the prostate.

Lastly, you can get it from age (enlarged prostate)

So, I hope you solve your problem, but there are effective treatments, you just need to find them.

What did the doctor mean by "generous prostate"? Was he saying you were a whore?

I've been a Prostatitis sufferer for almost 20 years. The drug that helped me the most when inflamed, was Celebrex. It made a huge difference after nothing else helped at all.....if you can't get access, two Alleves every 6 hours for a couple days. The label, (and your doctor) may say otherwise, but it's only short term. If it works you won't need to take it again for awhile.

It's been at least 5 years since the last flare-up, there might be better/newer meds, but the above worked really well for me. I always keep Alleve in the house. If I feel a bout coming on, I'll pop 2 and I'm usually fine. If it gets beyond that and the pain suggests it will soon be unbearable, I call for a prescription for Celebrex.

I used to get some bouts of prostatitis and what helped was getting some antibiotics from the doctor, and drinking lots of water. Luckily that was all it took for me. Good luck!

I'm occasionally woken up by terrible pains in my prostate. The only thing that will stop it for me is masturbating to orgasm, which is the last thing in the world I want to do at 4:00 in the morning when I'm in pain and half asleep.

Buy a dildo op an masturbate regularly

I had it about 10 years ago.

My bout with prostatitis came on very sudden. and I ended up in ER on a late Saturday evening. There was no way I was going to make it till Monday to see my GP.

I was given one mega-dose of Levofloxacin (Levaquin) to hit it hard - getting near immediate relief - followed by a 14-day course of 750mg per pill,

The weird thing about my case is that it was actually caused because I'd just started taking a (new) different antibiotic prescribed by my dermatologist for a minor skin condition. We later determined that 1/1000 patients have reported prostatitis as a side effect. Lucky me.