Is Madison Cawthorn the Next Aaron Schock?

HuffPost mopped Maddy up over 1984 today....

He also lied about getting into a military academy. And about leaving college for medical reasons (rather than failing all his classes his first semester). And about the cause of the accident that crippled him.

His cock doesn't work and his ass is surely flat by now. The Gays won't want him.

Does he still need me to fuck his wife for him?

R3 Depends how much North Carolina blow it takes to get you out of hiding.

I don’t understand why he hasn’t committed suicide yet. Nothing at all below the waist works—why live?

R5 Because he can still eat pussy, and shoot guns, and tear down a tree with his bare hands (he did this on camera once), and be a do-nothing member of Congress for the rest of his life.

When he got to Washington and sat down for orientation and budget training for new members, Kevin McCarthy tried to teach him and the other rubes about hiring a solid staff of eggheads to write bills and pay attention to legislation until they learn the process themselves. Maddie interrupted KMac and said he was already devoting his entire staff budget to communications and PR. Instead of lawyers and researchers who write bills, he hired ten tweet-monkeys to run his social media. Kevin was so disgusted with this he leaked it to Politico.

I am not a Bill Maher Super Fan....But if you didn't see him mop up Congress last weekend it is worth the watch. Talking about how Congress does nothing and are unqualified but their job is secure with a 95% re-election rate and a Million Dollar (a year) allowance for things like office decor. He went after both Dems and GOP...

He's up to his useless dick in January 6th shit. He dressed as a goddamn Nazi officer that day. His bible college put out a letter warning girls not to get into his car. They later wrote and all signed a letter that he lacked morals and shouldn't win his congressional race.

R7 Bill Maher can suck my taint

His edge-lord "both sides" bullshit only plays to a studio audience of drunken sycophants. He'd never get raucous applause from the general public.

Also, talk about wasting a national platform and millions of dollars in a job you'll never be fired from. Exhibit A: This asshole.

[quote]Is Madison Cawthorn the Next Aaron Schock?

At least La Belle Schock's cock is functioning though. They are incomparable.

R10 I thought Aaron Schock was a bottom. In all those racy Coachella pics, he's the one servicing cock. Also, Republican boys are always naturally submissive to superior masculinity.

R8 = Here is the story...WoW....And he still got elected?

He is a complete and total waste of space who adds zero value to anything and gets all the good parking spots, yet why oh why can't DL stop talking about him?

*Appears on Grindr as “MadiXXL ✈️ “*

R13 Because DL are a bunch of thirsty old queens and neglected fraus whose batcaves haven't been entered in decades.

Thirsty queens I can understand, but Madison can't do anything for them. He's dead below the waist.

Maybe they can fuck his tight gritty fratboy butthole? I dunno.

If you think he's hot, listen to his voice

His mind is the same as the shit he pumps into a bag on his waist.

[quote]why oh why can't DL stop talking about him?

He allows us to feel superior when we talk about him and his dead dick!!! That's why.

LINK = For the "How does Maddie Fuck" DL....

R13 is so naïve and clueless.

R20 He may be a member of Congress and a MAGA-zillionaire, but at least I can still get hard enough to fuck a tight anus and feel it!

Then clue me in R22. Bring me into the light.

OP, it won't be scandal or murder that defeats this one.

It'll be stairs. His real enemy.

Don't clue her in, R13 is too stupid to see any light as she's been a dark closet for too long. Just leave her in the dark.

If he hadn't had his accident, DL would be lining up to suck his fratboy dick.

Underestimate these Dominionist GQP Nazis at you're own risk. They'd love to wipe us all off the planet. They're literally trying to destroy public schools and kill children. They're actively trying to overthrow the government. They're armed to the teeth and they have a lot of halfwit racists in the military on their side.

R28 So put the launch codes at the top of a long staircase, or in a box disguised as a hefty book. Madison will never reach them.

He's only a pretty face.

Maddie has nothing better to do but go to a local school board meeting and insult the board (while getting applause)--then spitting out the GOP Mask "Child Abuse" garbage. .And YES he is reading a speech on his otherwise useless legs.....Video is from a few days ago.

Once again "child abuse" makes no sense. Isn't exposing children to a deadly virus more child abuse than wearing a mask?

He’s a “MAGA zillionaire”?

I don't believe he has the staying power of, say, a Rand Paul or Louie Gohmert.

So, you think that gays are so shallow that they would want to lust after a crip retard?

R35 Data Lounge gays have lusted after several crip retards in the past.

That smile though

the decrepit queens from DL would suck his dead dick if given the chance

If he weren't paralyzed, he'd probably be a serial rapist going by his past behavior.

he looks like a serial rapist that's for sure

Calling Leon Klinghoffer...

Cawthorn is hell on wheels.

He still shits in a bag and needs an exotic sling and sex toys to fuck his hot new wife.

Even more puzzling: He beat out a Trump-endorsed candidate who was a good friend of Mark Meadows to win.

I'd totally nibble on his nips, squeeze his arms and shoot my load in his nose. If I was feeling really frisky I'd put his warm bag on my chest while fingering my pooper.

Scandals don't bring down Republicans anymore. They just double down on their spewing of outrageous lies and their brainless base voters lick it up like flies on shit.

My theory on how Maddie got elected? A lot of closeted gay married men live in his district and have a wheelchair fetish...

It isn’t all fun and games

Rep. Cawthorn is the Baby of the House in more ways than one!

Normally I would be disgusted by people ripping the piss out of a disabled person but this dude is true fucking evil trash and he deserves it. Absolute scum of humanity and I hope he lives a miserable short life.

Word

He has a sticker OF HIMSELF on the back of his tablet at R48… take that for what you will.

His wife dresses like a tramp. I wager she’ll cheat but it won’t come out because it will be with one of his friends and that’s just too embarrassing to let get out.

R51. Who the fuck supports open borders? More fucking Republican fear talk. They never message ANYTHING founded in truth. It's really tedious at this point. It's always just a continuance of their brainwashing of their idiot voters.

He might have been normal if he hadn't gone crip.

That kind of inadequacy, especially in a college failure with no other redeeming qualities, will fuck up a man's mind for sure. He'll never be good enough now. Can't stand up, can't fuck his wife, can't read or write, etc. He turns that depression and rage into political action, chasing the love of strangers to fill the void in his soul.

Maddie and his toys

^ link

Goebels on Wheels.

Hot! If you like guys who look like schizophrenics!

I find strange comfort knowing I can FUCK and Maddie never will again.

sorry girls, but he's hot.

Why, r60, thank you!

He doesn't have a working leg to stand on for a prestigious political career.

[quote]sorry girls, but he's hot.

No gurl. Hot guys stand, walk, and run and they don't use external devices to expel their excrement.

He’s attractive from certain angles, but when he opens his mouth it’s just toxic rhetoric. The guy is really ugly and rotting from the inside out.

I’d love to remove the brakes from his wheelchair and then push him down a hill. Watch him get hit by a bus. SPLAT!

Let's not forget his flair for literary analysis.

Do you KNOW what a fascist is? Try looking up Mooseahleanknee

Maybe, he'll take up para-skiing and will crash into a tree.

He got elected because he's in a heavily gerrymandered district where there's enough hillbilly areas included to counter the more progressive Asheville. These folks would vote for a bag of rocks if there's an "R" next to it. In Cawthorne's case it's pretty much the same.

Not that there's a shortage of Trumpers in Asheville, BTW.

Republicans like having dopes like Hawthorne in office as they are useful idiots and will ultimately do as they're told.

Cawthorne is actually dumber than Louis Ghomert, and that's saying something.

He does seem like the dumbest of the lot. And you are right, I bet he doesn't spend a second thinking about any issue he votes on. He just calls up the leadership and asks them.

If things still work the same way, every Monday (sometimes Tuesday) Congressional Republicans get a briefing (sometimes in caucus, mostly electronically) on what's coming up on the calendar, how to vote, and various talking points on the various issues and a defense memo to gives reasons why they voted the way they voted and a list of available media opportunities to push the messages. They also get their morning hour lineup (who will speak to what) in place.

All someone like Roller Nazi has to do is show up. He never has to read a bill or do anything. Everything is plug and play. The ones on the ball will deviate a little bit and push their own agenda, but because that caucus is so disciplined it's rare for one of them to step out of line.

MTG is also dumb as a dishrag, but she learned early on to just steal from the Trump model and say stupid shit to fundraise and it's working for her.

Just so I'm clear, the Democratic side of the aisle also has a similar structure in place. The biggest difference between democrats and republicans is that the democrats are not as disciplined. The smart ones play the game with leadership, but there are many notable exceptions who don't.

Maddie being Topical:

Is he able to get hard?

Does not understand the Nazi's would have tossed his ass in the gas ovens for being wheelchair bound.

I'd ride him. Literally.

If he and his retarded wife decide to have children, don't they have to stick an electrode up his butt to get the sperms to come out?

[quote]When he got to Washington and sat down for orientation and budget training for new members . . .

I'm pretty sure he was already sitting before he got to Washington.

R77: sometimes he does stand

[quote]If he and his retarded wife decide to have children, don't they have to stick an electrode up his butt to get the sperms to come out?

And guess who's going to pay for it. His gold plated, tax payer provided congressional health care plan.

Hate Wheels' lower bod is like a set of toothpicks with a rolled-up wind sock for a dong and and hole, fellas. Aim higher. It's not difficult, he's only about 4 feet tall in the chair.

Caution on China re: Afghanistan

R81 Just what America needs: Another semi-literate fucktard who can't make a nonsense tweet about the Chinese without using the word "shit."

Ask Jethro here what a Rare Earth Mineral actually is. Ask him to find Hydrogen on the periodic table. Dumb cunt.

I would bend him over.

I'd stuff his nazi mouth by face-fucking him all day.

It'd be my good deed for the day.

Bros

Via @bobby_bushcraft

Beowulf is a patriotic boy

[quote]Not that there's a shortage of Trumpers in Asheville, BTW.

I was in Asheville recently & there are neighborhoods that could be Dupont Circle with the all the pride flags & BLM signs. There are Trump signs, but nothing excessive, even in the rural areas. Some fool had this "God Bless Trump" sticker on his truck. #SAD (everyone knows God hates Trump!)

I think a lot of what keeps that area red is not just the hillbillies - who are increasingly forced out due to gentrification - but the retirees moving in who don't want to pay taxes (but of course want all their healthcare free).

Roller Nazi is an asshole, but even if he lost, they'd just elect some other nazi and maybe one that's actually good at their job. So there's that

I love that he tweets as though he knows what he's talking about. His Saigon tweet made me laugh last week. I be he couldn't point to it on the map or give you any further information about Vietnam.

Help needed for Tropical Depression Fred:

R89

That letter is as sloppy and cringe-worthy as Madison's busted dick. Somebody doesn't know how to align blocks of text.

Did he type it with his toes?

Throwback: with mom and dad, not long after the accident

Handsome. Shame about those Elf-on-the-shelf legs.

Maddie talks politics

He looks like a giant next to his mother and father in that pic at R91 — and his parents look like Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter next to the Bidens.

Doing good works

Seeing anything he does is like watching children playing doctor or teacher or politician.

R95 Now post his photo essay from the trip he took to Hitler's mountaintop vacation home. He said it was on his bucket list.

Not Germany. Not the Alps. Hitler's vacation home.

Legs for days.

Cock for hours.

r99 might as well be laffy taffy.

More PR help for Maddie

Another white guy? Shocking!! 😱

😂😂😂

None of you fat whores have "heritage in mountains that runs deep"!

Madison brought tears to my eyes: "Faith, Family, Freedom!"

And if you look at his mouth when he talks at the end, it's George W. Bush to the life. What could be better!

He's another FDR.

Hmmm. in the little bio in that video, they talk about his ancestors serving their country, but he has conveniently omitted any mention of his relatives who fought in the Civil War for the Confederacy against the USA to keep black people enslaved. Now why would he do that? 🤔

Such a clown. He always wants to drape himself in someone else’s glory

r105 he only mentions that at "private" fund raisers.

[quote] I don’t understand why he hasn’t committed suicide yet. Nothing at all below the waist works—why live?

He is obviously very bitter and unhappy. Give it a little time.

Who's had him?

R197 If he was gay at least he could bottom. Maybe the mouth does the job?

Most of you have the hots for him. Just admit it.

Passionate speech about the Afghan situation

I'm not American so I don't give a shit about his politics. And politics is way overrated in general. He's a hot, blond, muscular guy on a wheelchair. I'd do him. As you'd all do.

It's shocking how many of his own constituents think he got blown up by an IED in Iraq and he does nothing to disabuse them of the notion. He's coasting on stolen valor. And his wheelchair.

Uh oh, Maddie is calling for the 25th

Imagine having to squat down for every selfie with your boss. That shit would get old fast.

I would love to rim him, slow, deep and non-stop.

I want to feel those giant biceps of his. He's getting a bit of a tummy which is fine with me. Too much hair product though.

LUV

[quote] madisoncawthorn Happy birthday to my sweet wife! She is so devoted and loving. Never even flinches when our family is attacked by the socialists. She knows why I am doing this and she is an oak. So lucky. 7h

^ For those who want to leave a comment lolz

R116 You would have to change his diaper first.

R118 She has bigger arms than he does.

R120 R121

R121: haha true

Stump fuck porn?

I'm guessing it's a quite limited but hungry market.

He married his wife before he was paralyzed? Wonder who she's sleeping with?

Okay I just saw he got married recently. His wife is beautiful, why would she want to marry him?

R126 She looks and is built like a tranny.

A lot of men in wheelchairs whose dicks don't work become cocksuckers and fascinated with the dicks of other men.

[quote] He's a hot, blond, muscular guy on a wheelchair. I'd do him. As you'd all do.

🙄 Absolutely WRONG. There are plenty of hot, blond, muscular guys who are not neo-Nazi morons attempting to subvert democracy who are available to lust over. This POS is repulsive.

[quote]He's a hot, blond, muscular guy on a wheelchair. I'd do him. As you'd all do.

I might give you that if he had two working legs. But there is absolutely nothing Roller Nazi can do for anybody sexually. He's dead below the waist.

He is amazingly hot, looks-wise. But I wouldn’t go anywhere near a guy in a wheelchair.

The irony is, Sitler fancies himself such a gold star Trump supporter, but you know Trump was thinking the same thing as DL "a guy in a wheelchair - why would she marry that? Big tits on that one too. He should just kill himself since his dick doesn't work. I wouldn't go near some guy in a wheelchair."

Wifey has huge burly arms. She will need the strength to change his diapers.

Maddie with a Fanboi in a tasteful mauve jacket

^ Link

[quote]He's only a pretty face.

He's not even that. If you are into ignorant Fascist boring looking Wasps, he's your man.

He’s has the basic look that gays will prop up as the ideal. Don’t kid yourself. The only saving grace is that he isn’t gay. Thank goodness be hard to observe gays being a lapdog for this guy

What happened to his biceps? They used to be bigger. Hopefully his chest isn't smaller.

I will argue that Aaron is smarter than Madison. Aaron is an awful shit, but it takes some kind of talent to go from disgraced congressman to being a vacation gay. I mean, when is this fucker not on vacation and the money doesn't seem to be drying up. I know the implication on here is that he's whoring, but I just don't believe there's a big market for 40 year old whores.

[quote] I will argue that Aaron is smarter than Madison. Aaron is an awful shit, but it takes some kind of talent to go from disgraced congressman to being a vacation gay. I mean, when is this fucker not on vacation and the money doesn't seem to be drying up. I know the implication on here is that he's whoring, but I just don't believe there's a big market for 40 year old whores.

He has a very talented hole.

Unfortunately, Maddy will live on in politics. You’re forgetting, OP - you don’t need to be smart to be a Republican. Plus, his supporters have already bought some narrative of him being a hero because he’s in a wheelchair. I honestly think they imagine it had something to do with him being in the military.

WHY so many threads on this Fascist loser?

Who cares.

Maddie & company

Oh no Maddie is struggling with old medical issues

Challenging times

He ain't no stand-up guy.

Wifey has big, strong arms to care for him.

I assume he has been vaccinated although I'm sure he won't tell his base

I hope is complications are painful and will lead to a slow, slow agonizing death.

Throwback: back when Maddie’s arm game was stronger

I'm betting he's dealing with some bladder or bowel issues which are common with people with spinal cord injuries. Or, possibly kidney stones.

I helped 🤡

Is wifey content with just his tongue?

I would love to make out with that face.

No.

But just as the buttcrack was the new cleavage, he is the new buttcrack.

I can’t stand the guy , but he may have total function of his dick and bowel control. They have procedures to help now

He wasn’t sick. He just wanted an excuse for. It showing up at the Insurrection 2.0 that never materialized last Saturday.

He is on record as saying he’s not vaccinated, btw, true or not. The only member of the N.C. Delegation to remain unvaccinated by their own accounts.

an excuse for not showing up*

His dick doesn't work, so, no.

His dick would wilt seeing your face and naked body anyway r159

I'd be happy to make out with him and then move down to suck that gorgeous soft dick!

Limp fantasies.

[quote]His dick would wilt seeing your face and naked body anyway [R159]

It's in a state of perma-wilt so I guess that would be true for anyone else in my position.

So many crow's feet so soon. Don't they have moisturizer in his neck of the woods?

A lot of disability bashers in this thread . Ridiculing a guy on such a sensitive area . Wow..

[quote]A lot of disability bashers in this thread . Ridiculing a guy on such a sensitive area . Wow..

You must be new.

[quote] A lot of disability bashers in this thread . Ridiculing a guy on such a sensitive area . Wow..

He's a nazi. Everything about him is fair game.

I would definitely hate-fuck that asshole.

[quote]Ridiculing a guy on such a sensitive area

Probably can't feel anything below his waist. So.. not really a sensitive area.

He is one of the dumbest fucking people ever

And he's also piece of shit, who was a rapist

R165 have you not seen the fucking evil this dude has spread? Yea, it's not cool to disable bash however I think most posters are just trying to be funny but do not doubt he doesn't get to hide behind his disability with the fucking vile shit he puts out in the world so fuck him.

Sweaty Maddie

Pump!

I see he's skipping leg day again.

One Aaron Schock was sufficient

No turquoise belt, no credibility.

90% of the decrepit DL queens would suck his soft dead dick

R174: Maddie actually has a sense of humor about his disability

Which one, r178?

No letting up!

Agree?

Someone needs to set him rolling down the Capitol steps and into traffic.

r182 Gonna' be tough, Richard Widmark is dead.

Does he have to use a penis pump to get it up?

The thought of him needing his poop scooped up for the rest of his life brings me comfort. Mega evil douche turd.

Teach them well

So it the wife out fucking around on him?

[quote] Agree?

Apparently neither R181 nor the Roller Nazi have any idea as to how capitalism works.

Slings and arrows

R185 look in mirror prick

Salty!

I've said this before, but the only thing that prevents some of the deplorable reich wingers who post on this site from fapping over Cawthorn is his lack of functioning legs. If he were not a cripple, he'd have a much bigger following, even in spite of how horrid he is.

Some of them do even in spite of his disability. Blue eyes and a square jaw can go a long way with a good share of DL queens.

He's insane with rage. If he doesn't kill someone, maybe he'll kill himself.

Bet he kisses like a porn star.

Self-deprecating…?

Am I supposed to fuck his wife or not?

OMFG

Fighting words

Rollernazi, fascist, anti-American punk. Push his chair down the stairs.

[quote]#GENFREE

Near wardrobe malfunction?

So Maddy has a real fan boy on DL. I did Nazi that coming.

I don't think he'd have much luck as an active homo with his "disability"

Home sweet home

Can't find a single picture of Cawthorn photographed next to Greg Abbott. It's a porn genre in the making

R205, Who wouldn't want to make out with that face?

[quote]Brokeback and Maddy

^ link

What a horrible, stupid little thing he is, there in his chair.

Major Trigger Alert

Strong women

Sigh! If only Bootygig had his face!

OP, we get it, you're obsessed with this Nazi.

Why hasn't the fanboy posted the video of Cawthorn getting eviscerated by a GenZ twink?

If he hadn't had the injury, DL would be lining up for the chance to suck his white supremacist fratboy cock.

[quote]ultimate duo

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair?

Roll Aids

[quote] Is Madison Cawthorn the Next Aaron Schock?

OP, do you want a Yes answer?

Or do you want a No Answer?

What do you want from us?

Schock at least performs the service of fucking with hot guys.

Cawthorn is not useful in any way. Sure, his face would look pretty while he sucked a dick, but he's not done that since his frat days.

I’m amazed there are some posters that think this guy is straight. Are you deaf and blind?!

I’m amazed there are some posters that think every handsome men in the world is a closeted gay.

According to Rolling Stone he plotted with the insurrectionists so if that is true he will be in jail for treason.

I'm not amazed at the fat thirsty whores here. Some of you would give a Nazi guillotine guard directions to the camp, AND help him sharpen the blades, because he winked and smiled at you, and made your caftan tingle.

R223, Rolling Stone . . . that bastion of unbiased journalism.

Call for action

Call for eyeliner, maybe.

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[quote]TheOldGuy55, LA, United States, 1 day ago

Is this their excuse? We did the same thing, but this photo is from different lab? Did they cut vocal chords for fun? Somebody should go to jail. We all know who.

When the video of him doing a "dance" routine with one of the bridesmaids at his wedding came out, a lot of people on Twitter speculated that he has more in common with Schock than just his politics. Quickly arranged marriage notwithstanding.

^ it’s with his mom

GAY. He must put blonde highlights in his hair.

Hard pass. He can't get it up! I'll take the Cock Gobler any day over this limp dicked pretty boy!

Lock him up for planning January 6 insurrection!

R233 I'm sure the Gobler works out daily to try and keep his ass tight.

Speaking of Gobbler - GURLS!

^ See ‘em in action!

R236 Aaron's a smart boy - I'm sure he has them sorted by cock order. Bet he passed out when the guy on the right went through door #2.

Little Maddy — or his social media person — is an idiot. He called out President Biden for “lying.” He then asked what was the biggest political lie ever told. The Twitterverse responded exactly as you might have expected.

r238: you bet!

Matt @matttralli5 aka Hunky Guy on the Right

Rolling Stone article: Cawthorn among lawmakers who helped plan DEADLY Jan. 6 riot

R240 Guy gets some new ink for every virgin ass his tears up.

R240, Definitely worth the climb.

R240 Definitely hot, though the guy in the middle would be my personal choice.

Good photography

R245 If not for the accident, he could be an ideal Ken Doll actor.

[quote]he could be an ideal Ken Doll actor.

Madison certainly has the brain of a Ken Doll.

That’s insulting to every Ken Doll in the world.

No man can satisfy me like Ken does.

Happy Halloween

Sometimes a cigar is just a…

Celebration

Armie Hammer should play him in a movie.

Baseball fan

Does his dick work? Or is that crippled, too?

R255: from the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation:

[quote] The nerves that control a man's ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral area (S2–S4) of the spinal cord. Most paralyzed men are able to have a reflex erection with physical stimulation unless the S2–S4 pathway is damaged.

If he could get hard, he'd already have another harassment suit from after the accident.

Oh wow

^ link

Different uniforms same mission

$$$$$

Life lesson

The tie matches the shoe

He was putting snuff in his cheek during McCarthy’s long speech. Lowlife red neck.

Sweetness