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Is Madison Cawthorn the Next Aaron Schock?

His politics are absolutely fascist, and he has the handwriting of a comatose 8 year-old, but he's got the right face for gays to be all over him anyway.

Will he have a long career in politics, or will he be brought down by an unexpected scandal?

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by Anonymousreply 265December 6, 2021 11:35 AM

HuffPost mopped Maddy up over 1984 today....

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by Anonymousreply 1August 12, 2021 4:00 AM

He also lied about getting into a military academy. And about leaving college for medical reasons (rather than failing all his classes his first semester). And about the cause of the accident that crippled him.

His cock doesn't work and his ass is surely flat by now. The Gays won't want him.

by Anonymousreply 2August 12, 2021 4:02 AM

Does he still need me to fuck his wife for him?

by Anonymousreply 3August 12, 2021 4:02 AM

R3 Depends how much North Carolina blow it takes to get you out of hiding.

by Anonymousreply 4August 12, 2021 4:03 AM

I don’t understand why he hasn’t committed suicide yet. Nothing at all below the waist works—why live?

by Anonymousreply 5August 12, 2021 4:04 AM

R5 Because he can still eat pussy, and shoot guns, and tear down a tree with his bare hands (he did this on camera once), and be a do-nothing member of Congress for the rest of his life.

When he got to Washington and sat down for orientation and budget training for new members, Kevin McCarthy tried to teach him and the other rubes about hiring a solid staff of eggheads to write bills and pay attention to legislation until they learn the process themselves. Maddie interrupted KMac and said he was already devoting his entire staff budget to communications and PR. Instead of lawyers and researchers who write bills, he hired ten tweet-monkeys to run his social media. Kevin was so disgusted with this he leaked it to Politico.

by Anonymousreply 6August 12, 2021 4:07 AM

I am not a Bill Maher Super Fan....But if you didn't see him mop up Congress last weekend it is worth the watch. Talking about how Congress does nothing and are unqualified but their job is secure with a 95% re-election rate and a Million Dollar (a year) allowance for things like office decor. He went after both Dems and GOP...

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by Anonymousreply 7August 12, 2021 4:31 AM

He's up to his useless dick in January 6th shit. He dressed as a goddamn Nazi officer that day. His bible college put out a letter warning girls not to get into his car. They later wrote and all signed a letter that he lacked morals and shouldn't win his congressional race.

by Anonymousreply 8August 12, 2021 4:37 AM

R7 Bill Maher can suck my taint

His edge-lord "both sides" bullshit only plays to a studio audience of drunken sycophants. He'd never get raucous applause from the general public.

Also, talk about wasting a national platform and millions of dollars in a job you'll never be fired from. Exhibit A: This asshole.

by Anonymousreply 9August 12, 2021 4:38 AM

[quote]Is Madison Cawthorn the Next Aaron Schock?

At least La Belle Schock's cock is functioning though. They are incomparable.

by Anonymousreply 10August 12, 2021 4:41 AM

R10 I thought Aaron Schock was a bottom. In all those racy Coachella pics, he's the one servicing cock. Also, Republican boys are always naturally submissive to superior masculinity.

by Anonymousreply 11August 12, 2021 4:42 AM

R8 = Here is the story...WoW....And he still got elected?

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by Anonymousreply 12August 12, 2021 4:44 AM

He is a complete and total waste of space who adds zero value to anything and gets all the good parking spots, yet why oh why can't DL stop talking about him?

by Anonymousreply 13August 12, 2021 4:47 AM

*Appears on Grindr as “MadiXXL ✈️ “*

by Anonymousreply 14August 12, 2021 4:48 AM

R13 Because DL are a bunch of thirsty old queens and neglected fraus whose batcaves haven't been entered in decades.

by Anonymousreply 15August 12, 2021 4:49 AM

Thirsty queens I can understand, but Madison can't do anything for them. He's dead below the waist.

by Anonymousreply 16August 12, 2021 4:55 AM

Maybe they can fuck his tight gritty fratboy butthole? I dunno.

by Anonymousreply 17August 12, 2021 4:57 AM

If you think he's hot, listen to his voice

by Anonymousreply 18August 12, 2021 5:03 AM

His mind is the same as the shit he pumps into a bag on his waist.

by Anonymousreply 19August 12, 2021 5:05 AM

[quote]why oh why can't DL stop talking about him?

He allows us to feel superior when we talk about him and his dead dick!!! That's why.

by Anonymousreply 20August 12, 2021 5:08 AM

LINK = For the "How does Maddie Fuck" DL....

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by Anonymousreply 21August 12, 2021 5:09 AM

R13 is so naïve and clueless.

by Anonymousreply 22August 12, 2021 5:09 AM

R20 He may be a member of Congress and a MAGA-zillionaire, but at least I can still get hard enough to fuck a tight anus and feel it!

by Anonymousreply 23August 12, 2021 5:09 AM

Then clue me in R22. Bring me into the light.

by Anonymousreply 24August 12, 2021 5:11 AM

OP, it won't be scandal or murder that defeats this one.

It'll be stairs. His real enemy.

by Anonymousreply 25August 12, 2021 5:11 AM

Don't clue her in, R13 is too stupid to see any light as she's been a dark closet for too long. Just leave her in the dark.

by Anonymousreply 26August 12, 2021 5:13 AM

If he hadn't had his accident, DL would be lining up to suck his fratboy dick.

by Anonymousreply 27August 12, 2021 5:13 AM

Underestimate these Dominionist GQP Nazis at you're own risk. They'd love to wipe us all off the planet. They're literally trying to destroy public schools and kill children. They're actively trying to overthrow the government. They're armed to the teeth and they have a lot of halfwit racists in the military on their side.

by Anonymousreply 28August 12, 2021 5:14 AM

R28 So put the launch codes at the top of a long staircase, or in a box disguised as a hefty book. Madison will never reach them.

by Anonymousreply 29August 12, 2021 5:15 AM

He's only a pretty face.

by Anonymousreply 30August 12, 2021 5:20 AM

Maddie has nothing better to do but go to a local school board meeting and insult the board (while getting applause)--then spitting out the GOP Mask "Child Abuse" garbage. .And YES he is reading a speech on his otherwise useless legs.....Video is from a few days ago.

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by Anonymousreply 31August 12, 2021 5:29 AM

Once again "child abuse" makes no sense. Isn't exposing children to a deadly virus more child abuse than wearing a mask?

by Anonymousreply 32August 12, 2021 6:34 PM

He’s a “MAGA zillionaire”?

by Anonymousreply 33August 12, 2021 6:35 PM

I don't believe he has the staying power of, say, a Rand Paul or Louie Gohmert.

by Anonymousreply 34August 12, 2021 6:41 PM

So, you think that gays are so shallow that they would want to lust after a crip retard?

by Anonymousreply 35August 12, 2021 6:45 PM

R35 Data Lounge gays have lusted after several crip retards in the past.

by Anonymousreply 36August 12, 2021 6:48 PM

That smile though

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by Anonymousreply 37August 12, 2021 6:53 PM

the decrepit queens from DL would suck his dead dick if given the chance

by Anonymousreply 38August 12, 2021 6:54 PM

If he weren't paralyzed, he'd probably be a serial rapist going by his past behavior.

by Anonymousreply 39August 12, 2021 6:57 PM

he looks like a serial rapist that's for sure

by Anonymousreply 40August 12, 2021 6:58 PM

Calling Leon Klinghoffer...

by Anonymousreply 41August 12, 2021 6:59 PM

Cawthorn is hell on wheels.

by Anonymousreply 42August 12, 2021 7:03 PM

He still shits in a bag and needs an exotic sling and sex toys to fuck his hot new wife.

by Anonymousreply 43August 12, 2021 7:04 PM

Even more puzzling: He beat out a Trump-endorsed candidate who was a good friend of Mark Meadows to win.

by Anonymousreply 44August 12, 2021 7:07 PM

I'd totally nibble on his nips, squeeze his arms and shoot my load in his nose. If I was feeling really frisky I'd put his warm bag on my chest while fingering my pooper.

by Anonymousreply 45August 12, 2021 7:15 PM

Scandals don't bring down Republicans anymore. They just double down on their spewing of outrageous lies and their brainless base voters lick it up like flies on shit.

by Anonymousreply 46August 12, 2021 7:18 PM

My theory on how Maddie got elected? A lot of closeted gay married men live in his district and have a wheelchair fetish...

by Anonymousreply 47August 13, 2021 4:29 AM

It isn’t all fun and games

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by Anonymousreply 48August 13, 2021 7:53 AM

Rep. Cawthorn is the Baby of the House in more ways than one!

by Anonymousreply 49August 13, 2021 8:24 AM

Normally I would be disgusted by people ripping the piss out of a disabled person but this dude is true fucking evil trash and he deserves it. Absolute scum of humanity and I hope he lives a miserable short life.

by Anonymousreply 50August 13, 2021 10:47 AM


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by Anonymousreply 51August 13, 2021 1:53 PM

He has a sticker OF HIMSELF on the back of his tablet at R48… take that for what you will.

His wife dresses like a tramp. I wager she’ll cheat but it won’t come out because it will be with one of his friends and that’s just too embarrassing to let get out.

by Anonymousreply 52August 13, 2021 2:50 PM

R51. Who the fuck supports open borders? More fucking Republican fear talk. They never message ANYTHING founded in truth. It's really tedious at this point. It's always just a continuance of their brainwashing of their idiot voters.

by Anonymousreply 53August 13, 2021 2:56 PM

He might have been normal if he hadn't gone crip.

That kind of inadequacy, especially in a college failure with no other redeeming qualities, will fuck up a man's mind for sure. He'll never be good enough now. Can't stand up, can't fuck his wife, can't read or write, etc. He turns that depression and rage into political action, chasing the love of strangers to fill the void in his soul.

by Anonymousreply 54August 13, 2021 5:32 PM

Maddie and his toys

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by Anonymousreply 55August 14, 2021 11:21 AM

^ link

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by Anonymousreply 56August 14, 2021 11:21 AM

Goebels on Wheels.

by Anonymousreply 57August 14, 2021 11:24 AM

Hot! If you like guys who look like schizophrenics!

by Anonymousreply 58August 14, 2021 11:34 AM

I find strange comfort knowing I can FUCK and Maddie never will again.

by Anonymousreply 59August 14, 2021 11:43 AM

sorry girls, but he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 60August 14, 2021 12:35 PM

Why, r60, thank you!

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by Anonymousreply 61August 14, 2021 12:52 PM

He doesn't have a working leg to stand on for a prestigious political career.

by Anonymousreply 62August 14, 2021 12:55 PM

[quote]sorry girls, but he's hot.

No gurl. Hot guys stand, walk, and run and they don't use external devices to expel their excrement.

by Anonymousreply 63August 14, 2021 1:40 PM

He’s attractive from certain angles, but when he opens his mouth it’s just toxic rhetoric. The guy is really ugly and rotting from the inside out.

by Anonymousreply 64August 14, 2021 1:52 PM

I’d love to remove the brakes from his wheelchair and then push him down a hill. Watch him get hit by a bus. SPLAT!

by Anonymousreply 65August 14, 2021 2:32 PM

Let's not forget his flair for literary analysis.

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by Anonymousreply 66August 14, 2021 2:39 PM

Do you KNOW what a fascist is? Try looking up Mooseahleanknee

by Anonymousreply 67August 14, 2021 2:47 PM

Maybe, he'll take up para-skiing and will crash into a tree.

by Anonymousreply 68August 14, 2021 2:52 PM

He got elected because he's in a heavily gerrymandered district where there's enough hillbilly areas included to counter the more progressive Asheville. These folks would vote for a bag of rocks if there's an "R" next to it. In Cawthorne's case it's pretty much the same.

Not that there's a shortage of Trumpers in Asheville, BTW.

Republicans like having dopes like Hawthorne in office as they are useful idiots and will ultimately do as they're told.

Cawthorne is actually dumber than Louis Ghomert, and that's saying something.

by Anonymousreply 69August 14, 2021 2:56 PM

He does seem like the dumbest of the lot. And you are right, I bet he doesn't spend a second thinking about any issue he votes on. He just calls up the leadership and asks them.

by Anonymousreply 70August 14, 2021 3:00 PM

If things still work the same way, every Monday (sometimes Tuesday) Congressional Republicans get a briefing (sometimes in caucus, mostly electronically) on what's coming up on the calendar, how to vote, and various talking points on the various issues and a defense memo to gives reasons why they voted the way they voted and a list of available media opportunities to push the messages. They also get their morning hour lineup (who will speak to what) in place.

All someone like Roller Nazi has to do is show up. He never has to read a bill or do anything. Everything is plug and play. The ones on the ball will deviate a little bit and push their own agenda, but because that caucus is so disciplined it's rare for one of them to step out of line.

MTG is also dumb as a dishrag, but she learned early on to just steal from the Trump model and say stupid shit to fundraise and it's working for her.

Just so I'm clear, the Democratic side of the aisle also has a similar structure in place. The biggest difference between democrats and republicans is that the democrats are not as disciplined. The smart ones play the game with leadership, but there are many notable exceptions who don't.

by Anonymousreply 71August 14, 2021 3:42 PM

Maddie being Topical:

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by Anonymousreply 72August 16, 2021 3:55 AM

Is he able to get hard?

by Anonymousreply 73August 16, 2021 4:07 AM

Does not understand the Nazi's would have tossed his ass in the gas ovens for being wheelchair bound.

by Anonymousreply 74August 16, 2021 4:14 AM

I'd ride him. Literally.

by Anonymousreply 75August 16, 2021 4:16 AM

If he and his retarded wife decide to have children, don't they have to stick an electrode up his butt to get the sperms to come out?

by Anonymousreply 76August 16, 2021 5:04 AM

[quote]When he got to Washington and sat down for orientation and budget training for new members . . .

I'm pretty sure he was already sitting before he got to Washington.

by Anonymousreply 77August 16, 2021 5:18 AM

R77: sometimes he does stand

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by Anonymousreply 78August 16, 2021 5:32 AM

[quote]If he and his retarded wife decide to have children, don't they have to stick an electrode up his butt to get the sperms to come out?

And guess who's going to pay for it. His gold plated, tax payer provided congressional health care plan.

by Anonymousreply 79August 16, 2021 11:40 AM

Hate Wheels' lower bod is like a set of toothpicks with a rolled-up wind sock for a dong and and hole, fellas. Aim higher. It's not difficult, he's only about 4 feet tall in the chair.

by Anonymousreply 80August 16, 2021 2:49 PM

Caution on China re: Afghanistan

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by Anonymousreply 81August 17, 2021 12:07 PM

R81 Just what America needs: Another semi-literate fucktard who can't make a nonsense tweet about the Chinese without using the word "shit."

Ask Jethro here what a Rare Earth Mineral actually is. Ask him to find Hydrogen on the periodic table. Dumb cunt.

by Anonymousreply 82August 18, 2021 6:16 AM

I would bend him over.

by Anonymousreply 83August 18, 2021 6:31 AM

I'd stuff his nazi mouth by face-fucking him all day.

It'd be my good deed for the day.

by Anonymousreply 84August 18, 2021 7:46 AM


Via @bobby_bushcraft

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by Anonymousreply 85August 18, 2021 2:43 PM

Beowulf is a patriotic boy

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by Anonymousreply 86August 18, 2021 4:28 PM

[quote]Not that there's a shortage of Trumpers in Asheville, BTW.

I was in Asheville recently & there are neighborhoods that could be Dupont Circle with the all the pride flags & BLM signs. There are Trump signs, but nothing excessive, even in the rural areas. Some fool had this "God Bless Trump" sticker on his truck. #SAD (everyone knows God hates Trump!)

I think a lot of what keeps that area red is not just the hillbillies - who are increasingly forced out due to gentrification - but the retirees moving in who don't want to pay taxes (but of course want all their healthcare free).

Roller Nazi is an asshole, but even if he lost, they'd just elect some other nazi and maybe one that's actually good at their job. So there's that

by Anonymousreply 87August 18, 2021 4:44 PM

I love that he tweets as though he knows what he's talking about. His Saigon tweet made me laugh last week. I be he couldn't point to it on the map or give you any further information about Vietnam.

by Anonymousreply 88August 18, 2021 4:48 PM

Help needed for Tropical Depression Fred:

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by Anonymousreply 89August 19, 2021 12:41 PM


That letter is as sloppy and cringe-worthy as Madison's busted dick. Somebody doesn't know how to align blocks of text.

Did he type it with his toes?

by Anonymousreply 90August 19, 2021 6:23 PM

Throwback: with mom and dad, not long after the accident

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by Anonymousreply 91August 20, 2021 3:22 PM

Handsome. Shame about those Elf-on-the-shelf legs.

by Anonymousreply 92August 20, 2021 5:26 PM

Maddie talks politics

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by Anonymousreply 93August 21, 2021 12:29 PM

He looks like a giant next to his mother and father in that pic at R91 — and his parents look like Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter next to the Bidens.

by Anonymousreply 94August 21, 2021 4:56 PM

Doing good works

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by Anonymousreply 95August 23, 2021 2:57 AM

Seeing anything he does is like watching children playing doctor or teacher or politician.

by Anonymousreply 96August 23, 2021 3:06 AM

R95 Now post his photo essay from the trip he took to Hitler's mountaintop vacation home. He said it was on his bucket list.

Not Germany. Not the Alps. Hitler's vacation home.

by Anonymousreply 97August 23, 2021 3:10 AM

Legs for days.

by Anonymousreply 98August 23, 2021 3:13 AM

Cock for hours.

by Anonymousreply 99August 23, 2021 4:35 AM

r99 might as well be laffy taffy.

by Anonymousreply 100August 23, 2021 11:06 PM

More PR help for Maddie

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by Anonymousreply 101August 24, 2021 10:06 AM

Another white guy? Shocking!! 😱


by Anonymousreply 102August 24, 2021 11:11 AM

None of you fat whores have "heritage in mountains that runs deep"!

Madison brought tears to my eyes: "Faith, Family, Freedom!"

And if you look at his mouth when he talks at the end, it's George W. Bush to the life. What could be better!

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by Anonymousreply 103August 24, 2021 11:30 AM

He's another FDR.

by Anonymousreply 104August 24, 2021 11:36 AM

Hmmm. in the little bio in that video, they talk about his ancestors serving their country, but he has conveniently omitted any mention of his relatives who fought in the Civil War for the Confederacy against the USA to keep black people enslaved. Now why would he do that? 🤔

Such a clown. He always wants to drape himself in someone else’s glory

by Anonymousreply 105August 24, 2021 11:56 AM

r105 he only mentions that at "private" fund raisers.

by Anonymousreply 106August 25, 2021 8:22 PM

[quote] I don’t understand why he hasn’t committed suicide yet. Nothing at all below the waist works—why live?

He is obviously very bitter and unhappy. Give it a little time.

by Anonymousreply 107August 25, 2021 8:27 PM

Who's had him?

by Anonymousreply 108August 25, 2021 11:08 PM

R197 If he was gay at least he could bottom. Maybe the mouth does the job?

by Anonymousreply 109August 25, 2021 11:15 PM

Most of you have the hots for him. Just admit it.

by Anonymousreply 110August 25, 2021 11:35 PM

Passionate speech about the Afghan situation

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by Anonymousreply 111August 26, 2021 12:17 AM

I'm not American so I don't give a shit about his politics. And politics is way overrated in general. He's a hot, blond, muscular guy on a wheelchair. I'd do him. As you'd all do.

by Anonymousreply 112August 27, 2021 2:14 PM

It's shocking how many of his own constituents think he got blown up by an IED in Iraq and he does nothing to disabuse them of the notion. He's coasting on stolen valor. And his wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 113August 27, 2021 2:34 PM

Uh oh, Maddie is calling for the 25th

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by Anonymousreply 114August 27, 2021 3:39 PM

Imagine having to squat down for every selfie with your boss. That shit would get old fast.

by Anonymousreply 115August 27, 2021 3:54 PM

I would love to rim him, slow, deep and non-stop.

by Anonymousreply 116August 27, 2021 4:01 PM

I want to feel those giant biceps of his. He's getting a bit of a tummy which is fine with me. Too much hair product though.

by Anonymousreply 117August 27, 2021 4:34 PM


[quote] madisoncawthorn Happy birthday to my sweet wife! She is so devoted and loving. Never even flinches when our family is attacked by the socialists. She knows why I am doing this and she is an oak. So lucky. 7h

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by Anonymousreply 118September 13, 2021 7:33 AM

^ For those who want to leave a comment lolz

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by Anonymousreply 119September 13, 2021 7:34 AM

R116 You would have to change his diaper first.

by Anonymousreply 120September 13, 2021 7:36 AM

R118 She has bigger arms than he does.

by Anonymousreply 121September 13, 2021 7:37 AM

R120 R121

by Anonymousreply 122September 13, 2021 7:41 AM

R121: haha true

by Anonymousreply 123September 13, 2021 7:42 AM

Stump fuck porn?

I'm guessing it's a quite limited but hungry market.

by Anonymousreply 124September 13, 2021 7:46 AM

He married his wife before he was paralyzed? Wonder who she's sleeping with?

by Anonymousreply 125September 13, 2021 8:02 AM

Okay I just saw he got married recently. His wife is beautiful, why would she want to marry him?

by Anonymousreply 126September 13, 2021 8:14 AM

R126 She looks and is built like a tranny.

by Anonymousreply 127September 13, 2021 8:21 AM

A lot of men in wheelchairs whose dicks don't work become cocksuckers and fascinated with the dicks of other men.

by Anonymousreply 128September 13, 2021 8:58 AM

[quote] He's a hot, blond, muscular guy on a wheelchair. I'd do him. As you'd all do.

🙄 Absolutely WRONG. There are plenty of hot, blond, muscular guys who are not neo-Nazi morons attempting to subvert democracy who are available to lust over. This POS is repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 129September 13, 2021 12:49 PM

[quote]He's a hot, blond, muscular guy on a wheelchair. I'd do him. As you'd all do.

I might give you that if he had two working legs. But there is absolutely nothing Roller Nazi can do for anybody sexually. He's dead below the waist.

by Anonymousreply 130September 13, 2021 12:58 PM

He is amazingly hot, looks-wise. But I wouldn’t go anywhere near a guy in a wheelchair.

by Anonymousreply 131September 13, 2021 12:58 PM

The irony is, Sitler fancies himself such a gold star Trump supporter, but you know Trump was thinking the same thing as DL "a guy in a wheelchair - why would she marry that? Big tits on that one too. He should just kill himself since his dick doesn't work. I wouldn't go near some guy in a wheelchair."

by Anonymousreply 132September 13, 2021 4:04 PM

Wifey has huge burly arms. She will need the strength to change his diapers.

by Anonymousreply 133September 14, 2021 6:49 AM

Maddie with a Fanboi in a tasteful mauve jacket

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by Anonymousreply 134September 14, 2021 12:35 PM

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by Anonymousreply 135September 14, 2021 12:36 PM

[quote]He's only a pretty face.

He's not even that. If you are into ignorant Fascist boring looking Wasps, he's your man.

by Anonymousreply 136September 14, 2021 1:24 PM

He’s has the basic look that gays will prop up as the ideal. Don’t kid yourself. The only saving grace is that he isn’t gay. Thank goodness be hard to observe gays being a lapdog for this guy

by Anonymousreply 137September 14, 2021 1:26 PM

What happened to his biceps? They used to be bigger. Hopefully his chest isn't smaller.

by Anonymousreply 138September 14, 2021 1:40 PM

I will argue that Aaron is smarter than Madison. Aaron is an awful shit, but it takes some kind of talent to go from disgraced congressman to being a vacation gay. I mean, when is this fucker not on vacation and the money doesn't seem to be drying up. I know the implication on here is that he's whoring, but I just don't believe there's a big market for 40 year old whores.

by Anonymousreply 139September 14, 2021 1:40 PM

[quote] I will argue that Aaron is smarter than Madison. Aaron is an awful shit, but it takes some kind of talent to go from disgraced congressman to being a vacation gay. I mean, when is this fucker not on vacation and the money doesn't seem to be drying up. I know the implication on here is that he's whoring, but I just don't believe there's a big market for 40 year old whores.

He has a very talented hole.

by Anonymousreply 140September 14, 2021 2:06 PM

Unfortunately, Maddy will live on in politics. You’re forgetting, OP - you don’t need to be smart to be a Republican. Plus, his supporters have already bought some narrative of him being a hero because he’s in a wheelchair. I honestly think they imagine it had something to do with him being in the military.

by Anonymousreply 141September 14, 2021 2:13 PM

WHY so many threads on this Fascist loser?

Who cares.

by Anonymousreply 142September 14, 2021 2:16 PM

Maddie & company

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by Anonymousreply 143September 15, 2021 2:33 AM

Oh no Maddie is struggling with old medical issues

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by Anonymousreply 144September 21, 2021 12:13 AM

Challenging times

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by Anonymousreply 145September 21, 2021 12:16 AM

He ain't no stand-up guy.

by Anonymousreply 146September 21, 2021 12:23 AM

Wifey has big, strong arms to care for him.

by Anonymousreply 147September 21, 2021 12:40 AM

I assume he has been vaccinated although I'm sure he won't tell his base

by Anonymousreply 148September 21, 2021 2:16 AM

I hope is complications are painful and will lead to a slow, slow agonizing death.

by Anonymousreply 149September 21, 2021 2:23 AM

Throwback: back when Maddie’s arm game was stronger

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by Anonymousreply 150September 21, 2021 2:44 PM

I'm betting he's dealing with some bladder or bowel issues which are common with people with spinal cord injuries. Or, possibly kidney stones.

by Anonymousreply 151September 21, 2021 3:13 PM

I helped 🤡

by Anonymousreply 152September 21, 2021 8:19 PM

Is wifey content with just his tongue?

by Anonymousreply 153September 22, 2021 1:27 AM

I would love to make out with that face.

by Anonymousreply 154September 22, 2021 1:28 AM


But just as the buttcrack was the new cleavage, he is the new buttcrack.

by Anonymousreply 155September 22, 2021 4:17 AM

I can’t stand the guy , but he may have total function of his dick and bowel control. They have procedures to help now

by Anonymousreply 156September 22, 2021 5:49 AM

He wasn’t sick. He just wanted an excuse for. It showing up at the Insurrection 2.0 that never materialized last Saturday.

He is on record as saying he’s not vaccinated, btw, true or not. The only member of the N.C. Delegation to remain unvaccinated by their own accounts.

by Anonymousreply 157September 22, 2021 6:01 AM

an excuse for not showing up*

by Anonymousreply 158September 22, 2021 6:01 AM

His dick doesn't work, so, no.

by Anonymousreply 159September 22, 2021 6:14 AM

His dick would wilt seeing your face and naked body anyway r159

by Anonymousreply 160September 22, 2021 11:38 PM

I'd be happy to make out with him and then move down to suck that gorgeous soft dick!

by Anonymousreply 161September 23, 2021 12:27 AM

Limp fantasies.

by Anonymousreply 162September 23, 2021 12:31 AM

[quote]His dick would wilt seeing your face and naked body anyway [R159]

It's in a state of perma-wilt so I guess that would be true for anyone else in my position.

by Anonymousreply 163September 23, 2021 7:14 PM

So many crow's feet so soon. Don't they have moisturizer in his neck of the woods?

by Anonymousreply 164September 23, 2021 7:18 PM

A lot of disability bashers in this thread . Ridiculing a guy on such a sensitive area . Wow..

by Anonymousreply 165September 23, 2021 11:24 PM

[quote]A lot of disability bashers in this thread . Ridiculing a guy on such a sensitive area . Wow..

You must be new.

by Anonymousreply 166September 23, 2021 11:57 PM

[quote] A lot of disability bashers in this thread . Ridiculing a guy on such a sensitive area . Wow..

He's a nazi. Everything about him is fair game.

by Anonymousreply 167September 24, 2021 12:17 AM

I would definitely hate-fuck that asshole.

by Anonymousreply 168September 24, 2021 12:20 AM

[quote]Ridiculing a guy on such a sensitive area

Probably can't feel anything below his waist. So.. not really a sensitive area.

by Anonymousreply 169September 24, 2021 2:03 AM

He is one of the dumbest fucking people ever

And he's also piece of shit, who was a rapist

by Anonymousreply 170September 24, 2021 2:17 AM

R165 have you not seen the fucking evil this dude has spread? Yea, it's not cool to disable bash however I think most posters are just trying to be funny but do not doubt he doesn't get to hide behind his disability with the fucking vile shit he puts out in the world so fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 171September 24, 2021 3:52 AM

Sweaty Maddie

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by Anonymousreply 173October 1, 2021 12:14 AM

I see he's skipping leg day again.

by Anonymousreply 174October 1, 2021 12:49 AM

One Aaron Schock was sufficient

by Anonymousreply 175October 1, 2021 1:08 AM

No turquoise belt, no credibility.

by Anonymousreply 176October 1, 2021 3:24 AM

90% of the decrepit DL queens would suck his soft dead dick

by Anonymousreply 177October 1, 2021 3:26 AM

R174: Maddie actually has a sense of humor about his disability

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by Anonymousreply 178October 1, 2021 7:08 AM

Which one, r178?

by Anonymousreply 179October 1, 2021 7:51 AM

No letting up!

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by Anonymousreply 180October 2, 2021 11:56 PM


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by Anonymousreply 181October 5, 2021 6:39 AM

Someone needs to set him rolling down the Capitol steps and into traffic.

by Anonymousreply 182October 5, 2021 6:49 AM

r182 Gonna' be tough, Richard Widmark is dead.

by Anonymousreply 183October 5, 2021 6:56 AM

Does he have to use a penis pump to get it up?

by Anonymousreply 184October 5, 2021 6:58 AM

The thought of him needing his poop scooped up for the rest of his life brings me comfort. Mega evil douche turd.

by Anonymousreply 185October 5, 2021 7:04 AM

Teach them well

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by Anonymousreply 186October 6, 2021 1:27 AM

So it the wife out fucking around on him?

by Anonymousreply 187October 6, 2021 1:43 AM

[quote] Agree?

Apparently neither R181 nor the Roller Nazi have any idea as to how capitalism works.

by Anonymousreply 188October 6, 2021 1:48 AM

Slings and arrows

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by Anonymousreply 189October 7, 2021 1:34 AM

R185 look in mirror prick

by Anonymousreply 190October 7, 2021 1:49 AM


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by Anonymousreply 191October 8, 2021 4:05 AM

I've said this before, but the only thing that prevents some of the deplorable reich wingers who post on this site from fapping over Cawthorn is his lack of functioning legs. If he were not a cripple, he'd have a much bigger following, even in spite of how horrid he is.

by Anonymousreply 192October 8, 2021 4:15 AM

Some of them do even in spite of his disability. Blue eyes and a square jaw can go a long way with a good share of DL queens.

by Anonymousreply 193October 8, 2021 4:17 AM

He's insane with rage. If he doesn't kill someone, maybe he'll kill himself.

by Anonymousreply 194October 8, 2021 4:24 AM

Bet he kisses like a porn star.

by Anonymousreply 195October 8, 2021 5:53 AM


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by Anonymousreply 196October 9, 2021 4:19 AM

Am I supposed to fuck his wife or not?

by Anonymousreply 197October 9, 2021 4:25 AM


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by Anonymousreply 198October 10, 2021 4:14 AM

Fighting words

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by Anonymousreply 199October 11, 2021 5:39 AM

Rollernazi, fascist, anti-American punk. Push his chair down the stairs.

by Anonymousreply 200October 11, 2021 5:59 AM


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by Anonymousreply 201October 15, 2021 8:18 AM

Near wardrobe malfunction?

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by Anonymousreply 202October 15, 2021 3:34 PM

So Maddy has a real fan boy on DL. I did Nazi that coming.

by Anonymousreply 203October 15, 2021 3:48 PM

I don't think he'd have much luck as an active homo with his "disability"

by Anonymousreply 204October 16, 2021 1:10 AM

Home sweet home

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by Anonymousreply 205October 17, 2021 9:55 AM

Can't find a single picture of Cawthorn photographed next to Greg Abbott. It's a porn genre in the making

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by Anonymousreply 206October 17, 2021 9:59 AM

R205, Who wouldn't want to make out with that face?

by Anonymousreply 207October 17, 2021 10:25 AM

[quote]Brokeback and Maddy

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by Anonymousreply 208October 22, 2021 12:11 AM

^ link

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by Anonymousreply 209October 22, 2021 12:11 AM

What a horrible, stupid little thing he is, there in his chair.

by Anonymousreply 210October 22, 2021 12:14 AM

Major Trigger Alert

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by Anonymousreply 211October 22, 2021 6:36 PM

Strong women

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by Anonymousreply 212October 24, 2021 4:58 AM

Sigh! If only Bootygig had his face!

by Anonymousreply 213October 24, 2021 5:09 AM

OP, we get it, you're obsessed with this Nazi.

by Anonymousreply 214October 24, 2021 9:09 PM

Why hasn't the fanboy posted the video of Cawthorn getting eviscerated by a GenZ twink?

by Anonymousreply 215October 25, 2021 9:35 PM

If he hadn't had the injury, DL would be lining up for the chance to suck his white supremacist fratboy cock.

by Anonymousreply 216October 25, 2021 9:38 PM

[quote]ultimate duo

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by Anonymousreply 217October 27, 2021 5:16 AM

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair?

Roll Aids

by Anonymousreply 218October 27, 2021 5:26 AM

[quote] Is Madison Cawthorn the Next Aaron Schock?

OP, do you want a Yes answer?

Or do you want a No Answer?

What do you want from us?

by Anonymousreply 219October 27, 2021 5:27 AM

Schock at least performs the service of fucking with hot guys.

Cawthorn is not useful in any way. Sure, his face would look pretty while he sucked a dick, but he's not done that since his frat days.

by Anonymousreply 220October 27, 2021 1:39 PM

I’m amazed there are some posters that think this guy is straight. Are you deaf and blind?!

by Anonymousreply 221October 27, 2021 1:44 PM

I’m amazed there are some posters that think every handsome men in the world is a closeted gay.

by Anonymousreply 222October 27, 2021 1:46 PM

According to Rolling Stone he plotted with the insurrectionists so if that is true he will be in jail for treason.

by Anonymousreply 223October 27, 2021 1:50 PM

I'm not amazed at the fat thirsty whores here. Some of you would give a Nazi guillotine guard directions to the camp, AND help him sharpen the blades, because he winked and smiled at you, and made your caftan tingle.

by Anonymousreply 224October 27, 2021 1:51 PM

R223, Rolling Stone . . . that bastion of unbiased journalism.

by Anonymousreply 225October 27, 2021 1:53 PM

Call for action

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by Anonymousreply 226October 27, 2021 2:10 PM

Call for eyeliner, maybe.

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by Anonymousreply 228October 27, 2021 2:14 PM

[quote]TheOldGuy55, LA, United States, 1 day ago

Is this their excuse? We did the same thing, but this photo is from different lab? Did they cut vocal chords for fun? Somebody should go to jail. We all know who.

by Anonymousreply 229October 27, 2021 2:17 PM

When the video of him doing a "dance" routine with one of the bridesmaids at his wedding came out, a lot of people on Twitter speculated that he has more in common with Schock than just his politics. Quickly arranged marriage notwithstanding.

by Anonymousreply 230October 27, 2021 2:48 PM

^ it’s with his mom

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by Anonymousreply 231October 27, 2021 3:25 PM

GAY. He must put blonde highlights in his hair.

by Anonymousreply 232October 28, 2021 5:04 AM

Hard pass. He can't get it up! I'll take the Cock Gobler any day over this limp dicked pretty boy!

by Anonymousreply 233October 28, 2021 5:11 AM

Lock him up for planning January 6 insurrection!

by Anonymousreply 234October 29, 2021 12:43 AM

R233 I'm sure the Gobler works out daily to try and keep his ass tight.

by Anonymousreply 235October 29, 2021 12:46 AM

Speaking of Gobbler - GURLS!

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by Anonymousreply 236October 29, 2021 12:56 AM

^ See ‘em in action!

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by Anonymousreply 237October 29, 2021 12:57 AM

R236 Aaron's a smart boy - I'm sure he has them sorted by cock order. Bet he passed out when the guy on the right went through door #2.

by Anonymousreply 238October 29, 2021 1:28 AM

Little Maddy — or his social media person — is an idiot. He called out President Biden for “lying.” He then asked what was the biggest political lie ever told. The Twitterverse responded exactly as you might have expected.

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by Anonymousreply 239October 29, 2021 3:47 AM

r238: you bet!

Matt @matttralli5 aka Hunky Guy on the Right

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by Anonymousreply 240October 29, 2021 11:49 AM

Rolling Stone article: Cawthorn among lawmakers who helped plan DEADLY Jan. 6 riot

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by Anonymousreply 241October 29, 2021 11:56 AM

R240 Guy gets some new ink for every virgin ass his tears up.

by Anonymousreply 242October 29, 2021 1:19 PM

R240, Definitely worth the climb.

by Anonymousreply 243October 29, 2021 3:53 PM

R240 Definitely hot, though the guy in the middle would be my personal choice.

by Anonymousreply 244October 29, 2021 4:15 PM

Good photography

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by Anonymousreply 245October 29, 2021 4:27 PM

R245 If not for the accident, he could be an ideal Ken Doll actor.

by Anonymousreply 246October 29, 2021 5:15 PM

[quote]he could be an ideal Ken Doll actor.

Madison certainly has the brain of a Ken Doll.

by Anonymousreply 247October 29, 2021 10:00 PM

That’s insulting to every Ken Doll in the world.

by Anonymousreply 248October 29, 2021 10:07 PM

No man can satisfy me like Ken does.

by Anonymousreply 249October 29, 2021 10:57 PM

Happy Halloween

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by Anonymousreply 250October 30, 2021 1:54 PM

Sometimes a cigar is just a…

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by Anonymousreply 252November 3, 2021 6:34 AM

Armie Hammer should play him in a movie.

by Anonymousreply 253November 3, 2021 6:45 AM

Baseball fan

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by Anonymousreply 254November 4, 2021 7:15 PM

Does his dick work? Or is that crippled, too?

by Anonymousreply 255November 4, 2021 7:30 PM

R255: from the Christopher & Dana Reeve Foundation:

[quote] The nerves that control a man's ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral area (S2–S4) of the spinal cord. Most paralyzed men are able to have a reflex erection with physical stimulation unless the S2–S4 pathway is damaged.

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by Anonymousreply 256November 4, 2021 7:37 PM

If he could get hard, he'd already have another harassment suit from after the accident.

by Anonymousreply 257November 4, 2021 10:21 PM

Oh wow

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by Anonymousreply 258November 10, 2021 1:24 AM

^ link

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by Anonymousreply 259November 10, 2021 1:25 AM

Different uniforms same mission

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by Anonymousreply 261November 15, 2021 9:37 PM

Life lesson

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by Anonymousreply 262November 16, 2021 10:48 PM

The tie matches the shoe

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by Anonymousreply 263November 19, 2021 1:33 AM

He was putting snuff in his cheek during McCarthy’s long speech. Lowlife red neck.

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