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OMG look what Sally Field’s son just made

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by Anonymousreply 36August 13, 2021 12:03 AM

He made the dresses?

by Anonymousreply 1August 11, 2021 9:32 PM

I don't quite get it.

by Anonymousreply 2August 11, 2021 9:33 PM

In other words, Sam designed and sewed two appalling dresses for two old women and then didn't give the one whom everyone hates an award and instead gave it to the little English woman who then thanked the nasty old woman, and then Sam had sex with several men despite the Delta variant raging through the world.

Simple, huh?

by Anonymousreply 3August 11, 2021 9:36 PM

It’s a meme, like this

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by Anonymousreply 4August 11, 2021 9:36 PM

[quote]In other words, Sam designed and sewed two appalling dresses for two old women

What R3 is saying is, he wished Sam was wearing dresses like an old woman, with sewn on vagina, instead of designing dresses for old “nasty” women.

by Anonymousreply 5August 11, 2021 9:40 PM

Another good one

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by Anonymousreply 6August 11, 2021 9:44 PM

R2 It means he was hopeful for a better time in the fall after COVID secedes (like G was hopeful to finally win the Oscar) and then, Delta Variant ruined it (like Olivia who won the Oscar and left G barren).

by Anonymousreply 7August 11, 2021 9:54 PM

My favorite

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by Anonymousreply 8August 11, 2021 9:55 PM

Grits?

by Anonymousreply 9August 11, 2021 9:56 PM

Yes, R9.

[quote] According to Green, he invited another woman to stay in his guest bedroom where he lived with Woodson. Did Woodson approve? Can’t say. Did she feel disrespected? Perhaps. Did Woodson decide she wasn’t going out like a chump? Indeed. Woodson cooked for her boyfriend and houseguest, then decided the meal could be put to better use. As Green prepared for a bath woodson burst into the restroom and scalded him with a pot of hot grits. In doing so, she set the good Reverend Al Green on the path to righteousness, and walked herself into Black ass history.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 11, 2021 10:10 PM

A better one has Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.

by Anonymousreply 11August 11, 2021 10:11 PM
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by Anonymousreply 12August 11, 2021 10:12 PM

Now do Leah Michelle and Beanie Feldstein

by Anonymousreply 13August 11, 2021 10:27 PM

Yas kween at R12. Yas.

by Anonymousreply 14August 11, 2021 10:44 PM

What the fuck is this thread about?

by Anonymousreply 15August 11, 2021 10:50 PM

[quote]Leah Michelle

Only two words, and you got them both wrong. Brava!

by Anonymousreply 16August 11, 2021 11:28 PM

Ok. The grits one made me laugh so hard I cried. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 17August 11, 2021 11:38 PM
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by Anonymousreply 18August 11, 2021 11:51 PM

[quote]Ok. The grits one made me laugh so hard I cried. Thanks!

Good lord. ENOUGH.

by Anonymousreply 19August 12, 2021 12:02 AM

My Fall Plans: I Love Lucy

Delta Variant: LucyMAME

by Anonymousreply 20August 12, 2021 12:23 AM

This one R11?

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by Anonymousreply 21August 12, 2021 2:42 AM

Sam WILL be ignored. But not his rabbit.

by Anonymousreply 22August 12, 2021 3:42 AM

She should have gotten my grits. They're freshly kissed!

by Anonymousreply 23August 12, 2021 4:05 AM

I don't know what wastes more time, making and looking at social media memes or watching Designing Women episodes?

by Anonymousreply 24August 12, 2021 4:19 AM

That ole queen needs to cut ties to his mother’s coat strings and start being a productive member of society!

by Anonymousreply 25August 12, 2021 4:58 AM

He was kind of bitchy to Our Sally when he was the bartender and Sally was the guest on the awful Andy Cohen show. Said he has barely seen any of her movies.

by Anonymousreply 26August 12, 2021 5:04 AM

Don't worry Sally. All of us Oscar winners have a problem child/runt of the litter. Hanks has Chet. I have Mamie. Leave your Oscars to the other two sons in your will. That will show him.

by Anonymousreply 27August 12, 2021 5:05 AM

Isn't she dead?

by Anonymousreply 28August 12, 2021 5:08 AM

Why has Sally Field been forgotten? She was such a huge star once upon a time and now nobody knows who she is.

by Anonymousreply 29August 12, 2021 5:12 AM

Don't you dare disparage Our Sally r28. We'll hunt you down and cut you.

by Anonymousreply 30August 12, 2021 5:12 AM

So she's not dead? Sorry, R29. I get her and the Minneapolis woman mixed up all the time.

by Anonymousreply 31August 12, 2021 5:14 AM

I have no problem children.

by Anonymousreply 32August 12, 2021 5:43 AM

I live this meme

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by Anonymousreply 33August 12, 2021 11:27 AM
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by Anonymousreply 34August 12, 2021 11:28 AM

[quote]That ole queen needs to cut ties to his mother’s coat strings and start being a productive member of society!

COAT strings?

by Anonymousreply 35August 12, 2021 11:30 AM
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by Anonymousreply 36August 13, 2021 12:03 AM
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