Matt Gaetz Indictment is Imminent

Promise?

Guys, I'm looking for a new daddy. Will you be my daddy?

God damn, he has a punchable face.

He looks like the sequel to an old time horror movie : Son of Nurse Ratchet.

Yawn.

And so is the second coming of Christ (which will probably happen before Gaetz gets indicted).

Besides, the Wokesters/PC Warriors will have a fit if Gaetz arrest overshadows their glee at their very public, very planned and calculated humiliation of Andrew Cuomo.

He's so fucking ugly and then nature had to go give him the biggest possible head to fill it as if the world needed to see on a projector screen.

He looks like the Beavis and Butthead sculpture.

R7 I was going to say the same thing. He looks like Butthead.

From the article...

“the more interesting question” is “what else could Gaetz do? What other things could he cooperate on?”

Please tell me that DeathSatan was in on your little pedo ring. Please!

Sorry, OP, but won't believe it till I see it. I'm tired of being told these monsters are going to pay for their crimes and then nothing happens as usual.

I want DeSatan's skeletons to also include the homosex to really get the GQP hysterically irrational. Plus I see those hands flail, the voice get bitchy and facial expressions get more and more animated the longer he speaks.

In OP’s photo he is high.

He looks like his name should be "Snivel Blumpkin."

[quote]“the issue with Gaetzgate is not a lack of evidence or lack of a case. It’s that there’s soooo much evidence – and the case has gotten way bigger.”

Oh my God. Don't tell me they were harvesting girls' adrenochrome.

"Indictment is ready."

Thus, at the point Merrick Garland sits on it for five more years?

I thought back in June this was definitely coming in July.

Him, MANjorie T(ran)Greene, Roller Nazi and Lauren Boobert are the biggest jokes to a party I have witnessed in all my years on the planet. They are more pathetic than any Tea Partier I think. It's amazing people put a vote out for them. It's truly shocking.

[quote] It's amazing people put a vote out for them. It's truly shocking.

Not if you've ever visited their districts.

How many "imminent indictment" are we going to have on this asshole? ENOUGH!

God, what an ugly, inbred-looking GOON!!

Omg what will Maggoty Trash Grease say about this? Can't wait!

This is like the build up to Christmas!

He’ll get the Cuomo treatment. Sympathy, no charges etc.

Maybe he’ll become suicidal…and realizes that he’s nothing to live for…so easy, look down…soooo eeeasy

He's too much of a wimp to off himself.

Isn’t the whole point of paying the escort to make them leave and shut up? Standards for whores have dropped with everything else these days it seems.

Nestor has left to be with a real man, who will provide more security and treat him as an adult.

[quote] This is like the build up to Christmas!

Only at the orphanage where disappointment abounds.

Legalize Prostitution!

Again? Weren’t we promised he would have been charged by July?

When the Reinstatement happens, he will be absolved from all these false and face-free claims! 🤡

If only Gaetz were face free.

He one ugly sommamabitch.

For the people who can't read, the earlier reports said he COULD be charged as early as July, not that he would be.

r27=Charlie Sheen

I don’t want him to cooperate in order to face lesser charges or penalties.

DoJ is sure giving Gaetz months to mount a PR campaign and play victim.

Procrastination and being timid to indict, emboldens Gaetz.

I've learned not to get my hopes up...

If you imagined an evil face, he would be the poster boy.

R31, maybe July 2022... or 2023?

Remind me, R32, what day is the "Reinstatement" happening? I want to be in Canada at the time ...

How soon in the future is considered "imminent"? It has been 10 times imminent already. Just fucking indict that piece of shit ffs.

[quote] what day is the "Reinstatement" happening?

What happened to his face/head? That can’t be natural.

His father looks reasonably normal, so unless there was a "non-paternity event" in his conception he must get the bigheadedness from his mom's side.

R44, I think when he was born the doctor fucked up with the salad spoons.

Jesus Christ, press charges for severe assholism and get him in front of a shooting squad.

If ugliness were a crime, he'd already be doing hard time.

Riiiiiiight

This has been imminent for almost a year. No one can edge that long.

Meanwhile

f51, Republicans are the kings of "wbat about" misdirection.

Nestor had an association with Joel Greenberg. However, since the story broke months ago, Nestor has not been on social media or interviewed in the media. He is keeping a very low profile. Is he cooperating with the investigation? Not known. Maybe he just wants to separate himself from it all. Unclear.

Article from May mentioning Nestor and Greenberg:

This bitch should be happy for mask mandates. It covers half of that disastrous face he was blessed with. Throw some shades on and no one would be the wiser for how ugly the motherfucker is.

Chris Cuomo and everyone else there was vaccinated, Miss "Nearly a Felon with an Empty Nestor" Gaetz.

I'm actually not gonna complain about Chris Cuomo's moves (R51). Matt Gaetz can only WISH he had the bod and swagger Chris Cuomo has.

Doubtful. Only Dems actually pay the piper. Republicans are smarter at lying and cheating so they get away with everything. They've even convinced the working class to join their parade. Democrats will never hold on to power because they are huge sloppy wet pussies.

You mean they’re not ruthless and evil, right r57?

^ or hypocritical either like the Cuomos

R56 you call that 'swagger'? Ugh!

So it's hookers AND drugs? The hookers might get a pass (unless they were underage as is speculated), but drugs charges might be harder for blockhead Matty to shake off.

OP. Please don’t post no mo pictures of this Nigga. He too damn ugly!!!!

Witnesses Are Dishing Out All The Goods On Matt Gaetz As Investigation Continues

Do it! Do it! Do it! More! More! More!

Republicans In Matt Gaetz's District Are Getting Sick Of Him

If the hookers were over 18, I can't really GAF. Dat prick so ugly, nobody gonna fuck him for free.

But if the girls were minors, cut his dick off, shove it down his throat and stick him in general pop. Let the other criminals dish out some justice to that gummy blockhead.

He still trafficked women for sex with him and his friends. That's a crime.

His beady little eyes remind me of another predator.

So where’s the indictment

"Besides, the Wokesters/PC Warriors will have a fit if Gaetz arrest overshadows their glee at their very public, very planned and calculated humiliation of Andrew Cuomo."

Yawn, you have to be deranged to think "Wokesters" are a bigger problem than people who want to hold leaders responsible for their actions

Former Federal Prosecutor Insists 'Indictments Are Ready' Against Matt Gaetz

Tickety fucking tock.

I wonder what drugs are involved? E? Meth? Coke?

Viagra? Tylenol?

Just pointing out….it’s September.

No indictment.

Why does he look like that

What are Merrick Garland's people doing about Matt Gaetz? If they are refusing to indict, then say so. Expressing they are investigating, then nothing is brought to action or closure, lets MG stay free, and the DoJ look like a bunch of timid and ineffectual operatives.

If it was imminent a month ago, then why did it never happen?

Maybe waiting until 9/18? Isn’t that a special day for deplorables.

OP!!! Please stop posting this UGLY man picture without a warning!!!!

I want my Christmas back!!

I was just thinking about the fate of this pan-faced motherfucker.

What the fuck is taking so long?

I don’t think OP knows what “imminent” means.

The mouth is revolting. His eyes are nice albeit a bit overdramatic.

OP Where and when have I heard that before?

This is slowly turning into ‘the check is in the the mail’

Or “I won’t cum in your mouth.”

^Agreed. It's repeated over and over again but has yet to happen. His family is rich and the rich rarely pay...for anything.

[quote]Maybe waiting until 9/18? Isn’t that a special day for deplorables.

There's a big pro-Trump rally scheduled in DC for that day. Lots of probably false rumors they'll try to finish what they started on Jan. 6.

OMG

OP=Ho hum!

He looks like a sleazy televangelist.

High as a kite in that pic.

It has been long enough that it is evident Merrick Garland does not intend to prosecute Matt Gaetz or any other high profile Republican politicians.

.

R89: undercover Fed agent busted at said event lolz

Oops

[quote]Anyone seen Nestor?

Only in my (wet) dreams.

[quote]He looks like a sleazy televangelist.

Redundant.

Nestor was present at Matt's & Luckey's wedding.

[quote]Nestor was present at Matt's & Luckey's wedding.

Probably on the honeymoon, too.

And Trump will be arrested any day now, OP. Papers are being drawn up at this hour! Indictments are ready to drop! Mueller is going after the little guys like Carter Page and George Papadopoulos in order to get the big guys! Don Jr and Jared are being subpoenaed. The FBI is about to round up the whole Trump Org.

[quote] This is like the build up to Christmas!

It’s more like Fitzmas, hon.

There have hardly been any developments in the alleged case against Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL). But the lawyers he’s hired indicate that he’s not out of the woods.

[quote] ...the perceived lull is nothing outside the norm and can be chalked up to a number of factors—including a wide range of charges that investigators could be exploring. Although Gaetz and his allies like to interpret the lack of charges as an indication of innocence, the delays could just as easily suggest that the charges that could be coming down the pike are extremely grave and complex.

[quote] And if you were looking for an indication of just how seriously Gaetz himself is taking the prospect of charges, look no further than the high-powered team of attorneys the beleaguered Florida man has brought on for his defense.

[quote] That team features a trio of powerful litigators from New York City, well outside the bounds of the Middle District of Florida, where the Justice Department investigation is being handled.

As stated in the article at R103, Gaetz is going on the offensive with a defense that HE is the victim.

Scorched Earth.

Frat Boy Defense

It's never their fault.

Uh huh.

[quote] Matt Gaetz Indictment is Imminent

That boy is in a heap of trouble now.

It's VEWWY CWOSE!

Mrs. Betty Bowers

[quote] "Looking at gathering storm clouds as a metaphor for my current, unsavory legal predicament"?

Gaetz has added a former Jeff Epstein defender to his legal team.

He’s high in Ops picture.

Struggling to find ANY redeeming qualities in this critter.

Matt Gaetz Assembles Legal Team To Prepare For Possible Indictments

[quote]Imminent

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

On a Saturday night, r116?

Merrick G. IS the weakest link!

Merrick's "go along, get along" approach isn't justice for prominent Republican politicians engaged in despicable, illegal behavior. Do the job or step aside.

[quote] Merrick G. IS the weakest link!

I think this applies to Putz as well

It has been imminent for 3 months already. Just indict him!

Says who?

OP- In his photo he looks really SMELLY

[quote] "I'm glad that President Biden is continuing the good work of President Trump to end the war in Afghanistan"

-- Matt Gaetz, April 2021

Miller’s restraint is admirable.

To know you’re ten times the man than some criminal adolescent ill-prepared for his own occupation, yet so arrogant and greedy as to put his own self-promotion ahead of the country he serves, while disrespecting those who actually spend their entire adult lives serving the American public and its constitution must be maddening.

^ Milley

Nothing is iminent and there is no indictment.

A few fines and he'll be skipping down to Mar-a-Lago to celebrate.

He's finished whether they indict him or not but they will.

You can't go on a teen hooker and massive drugs binge - regularly - pass the photos around on the House floor, have your partner give up all the goods and testify against you, then make it go away by marrying some bim on a rooftop in Sausalito.

Matt's dad is rich but he's not that rich.

He looks like the grinch.

imminent adjective

im·​mi·​nent | ˈi-mə-nənt

Definition of imminent: ready to take place : happening soon

—often used of something bad or dangerous seen as menacingly near imminent disaster

Example: Instead of saying "I'm gonna cum!", you can say "My orgasmic release is imminent!" (It's like a warning that something will happen VERY soon; so cover your eyes or feel the wrath of my jet stream of man juice.)

[quote]Nothing is iminent and there is no indictment.

I'm starting to think the definition of the word imminent has changed because everything is imminent and nothing ever happens. There is no accountability

Protest, but make it Chic

via @alexandracharitan

If it's underage prostitution charges, then they'll be slow and cautious to make sure the charges stick and daddy can't bail him out again.

Nestor must be OK.

Matt Gaetz Indictment is Imminent. The walls are closing in. It's the beginning of the end!

American media clickbait in the 21st century

Yawn, wake me IF it happens.

Joel Greenberg, the former Seminole County tax collector who pleaded guilty to six federal crimes in May, has asked a judge to delay his sentencing until March 2022 as he continues to cooperate with federal authorities.

Greenberg is currently slated to be sentenced Nov. 18. But in a newly filed motion, his attorney Fritz Scheller said that Greenberg’s cooperation with investigators, which was a condition of his plea deal “cannot be completed prior to the time of his sentencing.”

“The parties expect that Mr. Greenberg will participate in additional proffers, and a continuance would provide Mr. Greenberg with additional time to do so prior to his sentencing,” the motion states.

The walls are closing in 🤡

R53, how ridiculous is that article for calling Nestor his ‘son’ when he is neither Nestor’s biological nor adoptive parent. So anyone can bring in a teenager to live with them and as long as you call them your son the media just repeat that? Really poor that this creepy relationship is just normalised like this.

How long has he been waiting to be indicted? It seems like we hear of this happening momentarily for the last few months.

Nestor represented the Gaetz "family" at the sudden California island wedding. Otherwise, there is nothing new about him other than an Indtagram pic showing him at Matt's wedding. Matt & Nestor must be on good terms.

The Ginger Luckey story is quite unusal.

^Instagram

On Tuesday NBC News Correspondent for Investigations, Tom Winter, reported Greenberg "has asked to delay his sentencing citing his ongoing cooperation with investigators, court documents say, as the probe into whether or not Gaetz had sex with an underage girl continues."

Citing Greenberg's attorney, Fritz Scheller, Winter adds that "Greenberg has been cooperating with prosecutors through a series of proffers and that cooperation won't be done before his current sentencing date of November 18th. Prosecutors and Greenberg are asking for a sentencing date in March 2022."

"Prosecutors would not agree to this if he wasn't being helpful," Winter notes.

Former U.S. Attorney Joyce Vance, now a University of Alabama Law School law professor and an MSNBC legal analyst who frequently appears on the network weighed in on the sentencing development, saying: "This is not good news for Matt Gaetz."

This becoming a running joke, like early Saturday Night Live's, "Francisco Franco is still dead."

If they are delaying his sentencing, it means he has information that will be useful in the prosecution of someone who is a bigger fish than him. It might be Gates, but it could be someone we so far know nothing about. But the information must be something very concrete with very promising prospects. They wouldn’t be doing this if it were nothing more than a wish

R143 Opinions are like assholes. Everyone weighs in on some topic even if it's about Jada and Will

Has the check arrived in the mail, yet?

OMG a contract out on Matt

[quote] OMG a contract out on Matt

Oh please. If anyone was serious, they’d just do it, not that I believe he was threatened.

Having just signed on for the first time in months, I must say that this hasn't aged well.

This is bitterly disappointing.

Longest.imminent.evah.

Tapping foot impatiently

I believe that Matty is cooperating for all he is worth. He will throw anyone and everyone under the bus in order to save himself.

He should probably watch his back.

Well the gears of the justice system move slowly, but it was always sort of a liberal fantasy that the legal system would toss high-level Republican grifters in jail. The world doesn't work like that.

Gaetz is rich and connected. He'd have to fuck up MASSIVELY to go to jail. Trump is rich and connected. He's not going to jail. His kids aren't going to jail. Bannon isn't going to jail.

I wish online lefties would stop this wishcasting.

Here's an update on Joel Greenberg 12/28/21. Things are moving forward but remember Gaetz is the son of the richest, most powerful Republican in Florida. You can imagine what the prosecutors are up against. The feds will have to have an air tight case and that takes time.

More importantly, where IS Nestor? During a meltdown the Nestor story is revealed with sketchy/false details and then NO follow up from anyone, anytime.

The combination of orgies with underaged sex workers under the influence of illegal party drugs plus Greenberg's grossly corrupt abuse of public office plus Gaetz' foolish decision to shoot for a controversial, high profile political career mean this is not the sort of scandal that will just go away. Especially as Gaetz is the sort of reckless asshole who is going to keep fucking up again and again and again.

Still waiting....

Any day now, R157.

OP, what say you?

[quote] sort of a liberal fantasy that the legal system would toss high-level Republican grifters in jail.

He’s accused of a little more serious shit than just “grifting.”

He's looking a lot like Jack Nicholson in The Shining at this point....will he go postal on us?

He’s high in OP’s photo.

He's charged with nothing and nothing will happen.

He looks like his own Mad Magazine caricature.

Maybe it really is happening? Dated January 12th.

Remembering those simpler days long ago when we thought Gaetz was a closet case and a chicken hawk. Meanwhile, as others have pointed out, we are still waiting....

[ quote] DOJ is 'moving closer' to indicting him

Jesus Christ is Robert Mueller prosecuting this case?

Mmmmmm……I’ve heard this before.

Fitzmas 2022

Nothing will happen. Nothing

Taking longer to indict a sitting member of Congress?

Color me shocked.

I guess Nestor becomes Roger Stone's ward now.

I’m all over that like a Nixon tattoo on a bolt of desiccated, age-spotted back skin.

The law's delay is one of the things that make Hamlet want to kill himself.

Cheney & Karl Rove are GOIN DOWN over Plamegate. Any day now, Fitzpatrick will frogmarch them out of the White House in handcuffs!

Is he jailed yet?

Why keep bumping this when nothing new has happened? Old news.

I've been hearing this shit that indictment is imminent for over a year. He has ties to Trump and therefore has corrupt friends in high places, nothing will happen to him.

Neither this thread nor that pan-faced shitbag aged well.

*tristesse*

Decided not to press charges. Sure, Jan.

Bullshit more coverups

Bullshit and cowardice.

He looks like what happens when Jack Nicholson and a chipmunk love each other very much

But I thought the indictment was imminent as of August 2021??

The slimiest ones get away with the most.

Republican Child Molesters Rejoice!

Which element of the phrase "Merrick Garland is a Republican" has the world forgotten?

Maybe next find a better source than that web site.

He looks like Jack Nicholson’s love child with Satan and a bad nose job.

I'm guessing key witnesses have recently changed their original story leaving them with insufficient evidence to move forward.

He looks “different.”

Omg

Gaetz is "special"