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I'm going to say this only thrice...

I CHEW CORNS OFF OF OLD LADIES FEET!

I CHEW CORNS OFF OF OLD LADIES FEET!

I CHEW CORNS OFF OF OLD LADIES FEET!

I'm not an attention-starved, right-wing attention whore whose testicles will be electrocuted if I don't bang out another 30 anti-left threads in the next five minutes, BUT ... where in the hell do people get off asking whether I HAVE A BOOB JOB ON MY BACK?! Just because I SUCK PUS OUT OF ASS PIMPLES doesn't mean I CAN SHOVE A WHOLE MIDGET UP MY ASSHOLE!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2August 11, 2021 6:53 PM

Priceless! Get em.

by Anonymousreply 1August 11, 2021 5:16 AM

A rare handful of gay men BAREBACKED WITH JEFFREY DAHMER and spread AIDS carelessly in the '80s. So now Anti-Vaxxers think it's okay to DO DONKEY SHOWS FOR A DIME IN TIJUANA and LOVE PUFF PAINT AND SEQUIN SWEATSHIRTS!!!!

by Anonymousreply 2August 11, 2021 6:53 PM
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