I CHEW CORNS OFF OF OLD LADIES FEET!
I CHEW CORNS OFF OF OLD LADIES FEET!
I CHEW CORNS OFF OF OLD LADIES FEET!
I'm not an attention-starved, right-wing attention whore whose testicles will be electrocuted if I don't bang out another 30 anti-left threads in the next five minutes, BUT ... where in the hell do people get off asking whether I HAVE A BOOB JOB ON MY BACK?! Just because I SUCK PUS OUT OF ASS PIMPLES doesn't mean I CAN SHOVE A WHOLE MIDGET UP MY ASSHOLE!!!!!