Borderline Prissiness Disorder

Well, OP, continue to live your life and seek out any happiness you can.

Ignore those morons surrounding us.

I feel for you OP but I advise having a good hedge around your front yard. And I also suggest avoid going to the neighbours if they fly a dopey Disney flag on their porch.

What about the other dwarfs?

Does it feel like you're going to lose your mind?

Dear OP, would you like to share some stories wth us?

Nothing too traumatic.

What kind of treatment are they offering for that? Asking for a friend.

There is no treatment sought. Borderline prissiness is a delight! It's sort of like being an amateur theatrical performer. I think all this occurs only in my mind. My actual self-presentation is unremarkable but I enjoy theatrical prissiness. My biggest laugh lately was the DLer who said. as a child, he adopted the mannerisms of Dynasty or Dallas so that if anyone grabbed him by the arm he would exclaim something like "Let me go. You're hurting me" Hilarious

[quote] Mary!

OP, you always seem to give yourself too much credit. Your op is nothing over the top. Dont be so presumptuous by giving yourself a "Mary." That's not how it works.

There must be something in the bandwidth.

A common symptom is reflexively clutching ones pearls, or gasping “oh MY!” when confronted with harmless grammatical or spelling errors

Several new threads a week.

What is the diagnosis for people who are obsessed with the psychology and creepy pathetic Internet culture and quack docs all centered on NPD, BPD, dark triad, etc etc etc?

OP, how prissy are you?

Do you have a linen tea towel under your bed to wipe up any sperm?

Did you allow men to kiss you on a first date back in your salad days?