Chet Hanks speaks out on Covid-19

Dumber than a dog's ass.

Isn't he embarrassed to still be talking and acting like that now he's over 30 and ostensibly college educated?

His parents need to just cut the cord.

R2 not to be rude, but what does a college education have to do with anything? Some of the biggest dumbasses have college degrees.

What a monumental jerk.

Corrective actions were in order years ago.

[quote]ostensibly college educated?

At Northwestern University.

Because he talks like an uneducated person when he uses that weird "street" voice.

He has inherited his father's talent and his mother's intelligence. In short, we cannot expect too much from him.

To finish on a positive note, I will say that he is rather cute (I guess that since he has inherited the lack of talent and shocking levels of stupidity, nature has been kind and spared him from being as ugly as either one of his parents).

Weren't his parents infected with Covid? Didn't their experience tell him it was more serious than a cold?

If God was real he would have been stillborn.

R7 would be shocked to know many many many of those “street” rappers have college educations

[quote]Because he talks like an uneducated person when he uses that weird "street" voice.

He seems to be too stupid and/or insane to realize he's not black. Also, he may be college educated, but he never learned correct grammar :-)

You don’t need to be black to speak like that.

“Speaking” has no color.

Some of you sound pretty uneducated right now.

College-educated and at top institutions like Northwestern doesn’t mean shit these days. I’ve interacted with Ivy league graduates who seem educated on paper, but don’t live up to the hype behind the name. I remember one intern who graduated from Yale (undergrad) and she didn’t know that Australia was a continent (and a country), and tried to debate me saying it was a country.

What did she think Australia was if not a country?

I'm sorry, though: I cannot take your one anecdote as indicative of anything.

How do parents raise such awful children? Were they just completely neglected?

Children are like a box of chocolates. Sometimes ya just gotta spit out the bad ones.

I'd suck and drain his THUG cock!

[quote] You don’t need to be black to speak like that.

Correct. You just have to want to be black.

I'd spread my ass for Chet!!!

Now I understand why most gay men don’t want children.

Well, I guess we all know who THAT family member is at the Hanks family Thanksgivings.

He lives in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and somehow he’s a rapper and a populist anti-vaxxer?

So what. Enough.

We'd like to apologize to the world for our idiot son, Chet. We didn't mean to drop him on his head so often... He was a very slippery baby

Who cares? Let people who want to believe this believe it and take their chances. If they end up on a ventilator or six feet under, that’s on them. I’m vaccinated. I’m over trying to persuade others to get it if they don’t want it. Let ‘em die.

R26, that kind of logic only works if your vaccination is 100% effective...

It was the early 90’s. The doctors prescribed some questionable meds during pregnancy. I apologize to America.

You'd spread your ass for a traffic cone, r20.

He does have beautiful blue eyes (and that's what's important).

A 'dropped on his head by the help' baby.

Official statement from Tom Hanks. "He's an idiot folks. White Boy Summer should have told you that."

big cock?

Tom and Rita are so proud.

R26 I wish that were the case. I believe I just read that the concern is that these idiots that keep spreading the virus make it more likely to create new variants.

Absolute trash, and a waste of life.

I want to service his cock, while he goes on an angry rant!

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l love him.

[quote] not to be rude, but what does a college education have to do with anything? Some of the biggest dumbasses have college degrees.

True. Look at Marjorie Taylor Greene.

I saw on a tabloid cover that he was texting a girlfriend about how terrible is mother treats his father and he doesn't want to end up like that.

Hot daddy Chet ❤️

what is wrong with him?

Sad for Tom Hanks to accumulate all that wealth and to know part of it is going to his ungrateful TRASHY lazy son.

there is a problem with men acting like a trashy, violent, adolescent assholes. It seems prevalent. I do not know what is behind this behavior? Who finds this attractive? Who wants to act like an adolescent, violent asshole? WHY?

Isn't there weed for this? Chill the fuck out.

He clearly has some sort of mental disorder.

Twitter is all over this:

Meredith Lee @meralee727 · 12h Chet Hanks is transitioning from white boy summer to anti vaxxer fall which will soon be followed by “I made an ass out of myself and all I got was COVID” winter

Twitter:

famous dognapper @KrangTNelson · 12h imagining the guy who decides not to get the vaccine bc chet hanks advised against it

what is wrong with him? What happened?

so trashy and immature. What is behind this behavior?

He’s barking mad.

Adoption? More like aborted.

A ball gag would improve him tremendously.

Tom is a drunk supposedly and Rita domineering. The kid may never have had a chance. Add in all that money for other indulgences and this what you get.

They have wonderful reputations though. Both are very well liked.

They created and raised a turd for a human though.

"Tom is a drunk supposedly and Rita domineering"

So, like 25% of American households, but unlike 25% of American households the Hanks are Hollywood royalty and richer than God. So, although dad is buzzed and mom's a bitch this kid had every white boy advantage humanly possible. Get over it, kid, you had it better than 99.9% of the world. No one feels your pain

[quote]Sad for Tom Hanks to accumulate all that wealth and to know part of it is going to his ungrateful TRASHY lazy son.

Well, he could disinherit him. Haven't you ever heard of that? If not, you can ask Christina Crawford....

Chet is a douche. That white boy summer is cultural appropriation.

Tards gotta tard.

Is he...special?

Chet could fuck for hours. ❤️

^ He should fuck-off permanently

He was born that way.

I am all for drugs, but whatever he is on, DO NOT TAKE IT. Good Lord, what an asshole.

For the vast majority who contract the virus it is like the flu!

What about us?

R67 you are not the vast majority! Sorry!

R59 Rap culture appropriation

rita should have aborted

R70=Tom

Chet's wrong. Covid is more like the cold.