Chet Hanks

A jerk and drop dead UGLY.

Trying hard to get his parents’ attention.

I feel like he's the Ryan Lochte of celebrity kids.

He reminds me of Laurence Fox, they both dumb, useless, recessive-looking children of celebrities.

Was Rita Wilson fucking a Culkin 9 months before this little shit was born?

God, he does look like a Culkin.

* "they're" at r4, not "they"

I assume he's not a rocket scientist?

Who?

Rita should've let Tom's first wife raise him.

He's the worst. If you look at his instagram - he also loves riding his motorcycle down busy streets without a helmet on and doing tricks.

And here is his music video...

What a cunt

Chet went on to call the virus “the motherfucking flu,” and told Americans to “get over it” while addressing those who are high-risk, telling them to “stay inside”.

“Why are we working around ya’ll?” he added. “If you’re in danger, stay your ass inside. I’m tired of wearing a motherfucking mask.”

Ugly, dumb, and craving attention.

[quote]“Why are we working around ya’ll?”

He works?

Tiny penis

THAT is the face of a jerk.

BUT he would get IT tho. I've got a thing for dumb, oblivious white boys who think they're thugs.

Lacking any useful or marketable talent, this is what this fug has to do for attention.

He's headed for trouble and I wonder how long his parents will continue to support this.

I'm surprised this pig-faced loser had the film creds he managed to rack up. I guess nepotism is the best agent.

He really is a vile piece of garbage. His siblings seemed to turn out semi-normal, so maybe it was just the luck of the draw.

Rita posted this birthday tribute to him 5 days ago and turned off her comments.

I had a friend who went to school with Liz Hanks (Tom's daughter from his first marriage) and he said she was incredibly kind and down to earth. He said she didn't like Rita Wilson. This was years and years ago.

Now, in R20's photo he does actually look hot

All anti-vaxxers need to be canceled. STAT.

Another Hollywood liberal anti-vaxxer. There are many more than you think.

Children of celebrities and the ultra wealthy often turn out to be unmotivated despicable POS. Unfortunate, but happens quite often.

He’s trash.

He looks like a potato.

hole pics??

LOL. Datalounge in a nutshell right here, folks.

Poster child for entitlement and privilege.

He doesn’t want to get vaccinated because the needle would have to go through the solid gold bubble in which he lives.

I hate to admit that rap is kind of catchy but the video is down right douchebag city. How do they raise a kid like that. Tom Hanks seems like such the nice guy. Rita Wilson was rapping on the Mask Singer when she guest judged. So maybe she is a hood rat.

He has been a POS since his teens: crack addict, coke dealer, violent domestic abuser (GF had to get a restraining order).

Radaronline makes this claim:

[quote] As Radar previously reported, the ex-girlfriend suing Chet for alleged assault says the formerly sober rapper/actor has been in a downward spiral since falling off the wagon, prompting his famous parents to cut him off financially.

[quote] In an exclusive interview, Kiana Parker said Chet began drinking alcohol again early last year, around the time the coronavirus pandemic began making its way across the country. When Tom and Rita found out, Kiana said they stopped paying for his things, which she believes may have affected his treatment of her.

[quote] "Our relationship was OK, but he wasn't OK," she told us. "He wasn't treating me bad, he was just dealing with his mom and dad cutting him off because he started drinking and smoking weed again, and that wasn't in their rule book to support him. So they cut him off."

If this is true, then it makes some sense. "How do I get back at Mom and Dad?"

Gee, Tom, I wonder if there is a way to shut him up and stop the public humiliation? $$$$$$$$$$

He’s talented!

Was he a changeling?

He's a grown ass man. He needs to fend for himself without Mommy & Daddy and with this big disrespect they should put a $5.00 in his yearly birthday card, period.

r35, cmon $100, that is parent money. $5 is grandma money, and it has to be in the form of a paper check.

R35 c'mere, closer....closer....SMACK! Now shuddap.

R28 Very meta. Nice.

Id bet my last dollar the prick (albeit hot) is already vaxxed and is just trolling for clicks.

He's 31 and still gets an allowance? Says it all, really.

Another guy to cross off the "Hot" list and file under "Douche."

It must be hard to be such a loser and have a successful parent.

Any actor offspring become teachers, social workers, anything useful ?

Proof that Tom and Rita have an open marriage. That is not Hanks DNA.

R4 R7

[quote] Proof that Tom and Rita have an open marriage. That is not Hanks DNA

Oh my

R23.

He's got a great body, but that is his only asset. He's stupid and talentless and annoying.

No one wants to hear a white man raised in Beverly Hills rapping.

His teeth are jacked up

His nose is as bent as Streeps'.

He has the deadest eyes of any celebrity except Stephen Miller.

R23, yup. Like that troll who kept saying everyone at Obama’s party was surely vaccinated. The truth is it’s not just one group who won’t get it. Rita admitted that she and Tom hadn’t gotten it in April. They are super liberal, so it speaks volumes. My uncle and his wife are mega conservative and got it in Jan.

This is so embarrassing. I wonder what went wrong with Chet. Was he molested as a kid? Why is he a drunk and a douchebag ?

[quote]He has the deadest eyes of any celebrity except Stephen Miller.

He's a celebrity?

I think he's hot, and he's got swagger and I would let him fuck me until my hole swole shut.

[quote]Like that troll who kept saying everyone at Obama’s party was surely vaccinated. The truth is it’s not just one group who won’t get it. Rita admitted that she and Tom hadn’t gotten it in April. They are super liberal, so it speaks volumes. My uncle and his wife are mega conservative and got it in Jan.

FYI You have to be vaccinated to get in the Obama party with proof, whether you believe it or not and Rita admitted that she and Tom hadn’t gotten it in April because THEY WEREN'T OLD ENOUGH, not because they didn't want it.

Rita: "How about hearing this for the first time in your life: 'You're not old enough,'" she said. "It's like, 'OK, I'll take that!'""But we are in line now because so many people are vaccinated and they're opening up to the next tier," she added.

[quote] "All anti-vaxxers need to be canceled. STAT."

R22 We're TRYING, GODDAMMIT!

Pure bullshit, R56. Her excuse and your entire post.

So hot. So dumb. If he's cut off, when's the onlyfans?

I wasn't old enough to get the vaccine in April. I got it in May.

So how is that "excuse" bullshit? It's just a fact.

He is so not hot. WTF is wrong with some of you?

[quote] WTF is wrong with some of you?

We are desperate. The only man who touched in the last year was my dentist.

He's hot.

This kid is such a tool that I think it must be an act but nope.

I like having nice tits.

I like having tits not in a nice dress.

We have a lot I'm common. Perhaps we could get to know each other and hang out.

R66 honestly it wouldn't surprise me

He is such an embarrassment.

Is it too late for an abortion?

Thankfully Rita and Tom Hankopoulos are not related to this guy.

He must have been a real pleasure for his teachers at Northwestern.

Chet could get it honey.

[quote] Was he molested as a kid?

You watch this and tell me:

Do any of Peter Scolari’s children embarrass him this much?

R63, what about that totally me average-to-gross guy do you find "hot"?

I’ve hear nothing but terrible things about Rita. Not sure how relevant that is to this piece of shit.

This man is a Northwestern graduate. Think about that for a moment.

I hate myself for saying this, but I want him to murder my vagina.

White boy summer is really very funny.

I'm inclined to believe only terrible things about Rita because her son is an unmitigated douche, Hank's other kids stay out of trouble.

He’s an aspiring rapper and in black culture, they are wary of the jab

Oh yeah. DeSantis is totally black.

His eyes are cold

He is high. One of the few people whose pupils are visibly dilated in photos.

[quote] Is it too late for an abortion?

Too late to flush him now!

EE-jit.

Yeah he’s an ass but at least he likes black ass. Shame he isn’t gay.

He’s afraid of needles but has all those tats? Okay...

I don’t like his eyes- they are cold. And he looks like an abuser.

It's not as if he can monetize his parents - his dad is associated with a volleyball movie and his mom is a complete nobody.

No, Chet needs to sell real estate to faux bros and poindexters. There's a safety protocol. Same for used cars.

I wonder if he's applied for covid loans.

He went to Northwestern? How the F did he get in? When I was there, we didn't have twats like Chet. 🤮

R17 His is the face of a white nationalist mass shooter. He looks like he's missing a chromosome.

And to someone upthread who mentioned Culkins, I've been thinking that for years. He and Macaulay could be brothers.

I love him.

I am 55 years old, and I got the vaccine when it first opened to the general public-the very end of April. I got my second shot in May.

r90 = Ann-Margret

Chet the "Rapper" reminds me of Eminem-obnoxious, talentless, and a misogynist.

R93, same age and I had to wait until the end of May for mine. Fully vaxxed June 8th.

Total mouth breather.

Is the ug-o a repuglicunt?

I used to wait on Rita Wilson all the time. She was an absolute delight, FWIW.

This is one load Rita should have swallowed.

I was curious to see if youngest son Truman looked anything like Chet and he doesn’t. Truman looks more like Tom than Chet, but not nearly as much as Colin. He looks like a decent, regular guy.

This photo is from January 2020.

The other two brothers look a lot like Tom.

He looks like he must have once been scholastically held back a year and focused too much on sports.

I wonder if Rita Wilson regrets drinking, doing crack, and sleeping on her stomach while she was pregnant with Chet…

🤣🤣🤣🚫🔇❌❓⁉

He's an abortion that didn't take.

He's just trolling ffs

I don't know what everyone's problem is with this guy. His dad could have paid for him to go to a top medical school.

They say he was addicted to Sunny Deelite as a small child. Much later - paint chips.

Maybe he’s adopted

They obviously dropped him on the head more than a few times when he was a baby

[quote]I used to wait on Rita Wilson all the time. She was an absolute delight, FWIW.

Anyone that has kids will tell you that they have their own little personalities from the time they are babies and they don't always change much.

Nature vs. Nurture.

Sometimes raising a kid becomes more about trying to get them to go against their natural tendencies rather than teaching them new ones.

Their other kid turned out just fine, Tom's other kids turned out just fine but there was something different about Chester and I don't think (not that I would know but as a parent) it's entirely their fault.

Kind of like Agora - the Gabor sister nobody acknowledged.

He's probably his parents' favorite child, because he's the interesting one and the hot one. And none of you would turn him down.

Yes - people think parents have a magic wand. That said, they have no obligation to support him financially, either. It’s easy to be B-Rad from Malibu-tay when you’ve never had to depend on a paycheck. Big talk from the gated community y’aaaall…

I forgot he existed

I realize that raising kids is hard work, but I can't help but judge someone by how their kids turn out. If you raise bad kids, then you're probably a bad parent, and probably a bad person in general. That's not always the case, but it's true most of the time.

The rest of his family including his actor brother seem pretty level headed what the hell happened?

No one else has a sibling whose completely the opposite of everyone else—or a hot mess no matter what?

This guy is awesome, I wanted to be like him.

Is he the middle child? Strikes me as the kid that is trying to get attention by acting out.

R121, Tom's kids are 25 (Truman), 31 (Chet), 39 (Elizabeth) and 43 (Colin). Technically he could be considered middle for Tom but he's the oldest for Rita.

[quote] If you raise bad kids, then you're probably a bad parent, and probably a bad person in general.

Like R119 said, many of us have that one sibling that's different than all of the other ones. Tom didn't raise bad "kid(s)" he just had the one that's a bit off.

Wow I thought he was in his 20s. Time to grow up. Professional hoodrat isn’t much of a career.

We are all embarrassed by him.

[quote]Rita posted this birthday tribute to him 5 days ago and turned off her comments.

And that’s the reason he’s such an asshole and spoiled brat - they keep babying him. Both of them had Covid when it first started, so they know first-hand it’s not a joke or just a flu, so they should be cussing his ass out for saying bullshit like this publicly.

Maybe he’ll man up once they quit babying him and cut off the gravy train so that he actually has to get a job.

[quote]He is so not hot. WTF is wrong with some of you?

I’m sure we’d be equally enthusiastic about who you find hot. FOH

[quote]Another Hollywood liberal anti-vaxxer. There are many more than you think.

What in the universe makes you think he’s a liberal OR any other political denomination?

[quote]Rita posted this birthday tribute to him 5 days ago and turned off her comments.

I bet she did. That’s both sad and hilarious.

Chet never cares whether his partner cums, he only cares about his own orgasm. But he’s so hot his partner always cums anyway ❤️❤️❤️❤️

How did he end up so fucked up? I mean, no offense, but it's not like Rita Wilson was a busy actress. She didn't have time to raise him when Tom was working?

It sounds like he was babied too much (there’s always one in the family that gets special treatment) and so he never had to take responsibility for anything and became a spoiled brat.

People on Twitter say he had pec implants.

Not only did he go to Northwestern - his parents paid for him to go to Harvard Westlake - that fancy private school in LA.

What an embarrassment considering all that education they paid for.

[quote] I've got a thing for dumb, oblivious white boys who think they're thugs.

Thankfully I don’t.

[quote] And none of you would turn him down.

Ohhh, yes I WOULD. Zero appeal of any sort. But then jerks and assholes turn me off.

It is typical datalounge to attack someone like Dan Levy as completely repulsive and then say Chet Hanks (who is probably homophobic as all hell) is so hot.

My god.

R134 And then they wonder why more actors don’t come out.

He just looks stupid.

Can you imagine having two very successful talented parents and you inherit nothing from them?

That's his entire problem, isn't it, r137?

Although I'm not so sure what talents Rita Wilson has other than marrying well...

"Datalounge" is not just one other person than you, r134. If one poster puts forward one opinion, that doesn't mean we all agree to it.

I think Chet Hanks is hot, but I also think Dan Levy is too (although I don;t like the former's tattoos or the way the latter dresses).

Don't put words in all of our mouths.

R139 MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

putting words in your mouth. THE HORROR!!!!!!!

[quote]Although I'm not so sure what talents Rita Wilson has other than marrying well...

Give me a break, she has been a working actor since the 70's including an episode of "The Brady Bunch". She's not hired for who she married. She is also a producer. Being Greek, she saw a tiny ad in an LA paper about a tiny live stage show and she went one night and loved it so much she bought the rights and she produced a movie called " My Big Fat Greek Wedding" which went on to gross a shitload of money. She also produced the "Mamma Mia! " billion dollar grossing movies.

Chet Hunks. Amirite?

R142 yes!!! Break me off a piece.

I worked with kids of rich and famous people and often parents put a lot of expectations on their kids to be exceptionally driven as well. However, many are just average/normal people compared to their parents, and so they often “hide” by being the quintessential problem child. It’s like they aspire to be the best fuckup as to not deal with their mediocrity.

[quote] Hank's other kids

Oh, dear!

[quote] putting words in your mouth. THE HORROR!!!!!!!

Like that’s the worst thing that’s ever been in his mouth.

[quote] And he looks like an abuser.

Well, he is, so that makes you very perceptive.

[quote] No one else has a sibling whose completely the opposite

Oh, dear!

Don't forget Chet is also a father.

That kid is pretty cute. Was her mother the one Chet abused?

R148 touché you’re right.

[quote] Yeah he’s an ass but at least he likes black ass. Shame he isn’t gay.

I'd be embarrassed if he was!

Is he dead yet?

R152.

Tom’s face looks special be honest

That little girl is aggressively cute. She deserves better than a douche canoe for a dad.

I just saw the Brady Bunch episode with Rita Wilson the other night. She did not impress me.

Tom,

Call me.

I impressed Greg and snagged the head cheerleader gig, R157!

The OP's photo resembles this person—

Remember when everyone was freaking out when Tom Hanks became the first major celebrity to get coronavirus? That feels like about sixty years ago, even though it was less than eighteen months.

R160.

tom and rita must have been serial killers in another life and chet is their punishment

Tom,

Call me.

I can’t believe anybody born after 1950 is named Chet.

Okay this is kind of funny - just posted on his Instagram.

[quote]This man is a Northwestern graduate. Think about that for a moment.

So is Meghan Markle.

I blame Rita, heard she is a real beyotch

R166 Do heterosexuals put their mouths into female anuses and lick their sphincters?

Oh my god, he’s someone’s FATHER?!

I’ve never heard anything nice about Rita Wilson.

R169 I’m guessing Chet does?

r155 Which is exactly why Forest Gump was the perfect role for him.

He was miscast as Walt Disney. Even that TV movie about Annette Funicello had a guy who did it better.

[quote]Do heterosexuals put their mouths into female anuses and lick their sphincters?

Yes - and I record it on my laptop.

Delta is ready when you are, Chet...

[quote]And he looks like an abuser.

I would let him abuse my hole.

Killing all the right people.

Tom Hanks allegedly has a problem with alcohol.

That must be why [italic]Family Ties[/italic] cast him as Elyse's drunk brother.

[quote]Any actor offspring become teachers, social workers, anything useful ?

Zoe Winkler (Henry's daughter) earned a degree in Primary Education and taught pre-school for 10 years. She now heads an organization helping immigrant kids detained at the border. (not surprising if you know Henry Winkler)

Elizabeth Pryor (Richard's daughter) is a history professor at Smith College.

Leslie Landon (Michael's daughter) is a clinical psychologist, specializing in marriage/family counselling.

R176 I was in line first, bitch. Back of the line!

R180, zzzz 😴 💤 Boring. You would think they would leverage their parent’s fame to be something,

Do you hear that, children of famous people named at r180? Your meaningful life's work is not entertaining r182 sufficiently! Hop to it!

R182 so if they use nepotism it's bad. If they don't, it's boring. Pick a lane.

[quote]You would think they would leverage their parent’s fame to be something,

They're doing what they want to do with their lives. Their family backgrounds gave them plenty of options and opportunities and those are the choices they made. They're helping to make this country and the world a better place. You may consider that to be "boring", but I would say that they are definitely doing "something" Likely more useful than whatever it is you think they should be doing. If their choices don't suit you, that just too damn bad. Neither they nor anyone else need your approval. It certainly isn't your place to pass judgment on what others do with their lives.

Did you not see the question, R182?? Moron.

[quote](not surprising if you know Henry Winkler)

You mean how he's tried to overcompensate for enabling Scott Baio's career?

Garry Marshall is the one to blame for the blight that is Scott Baio.

Leave Winkler out of it!

[quote] tom and rita must have been serial killers in another life and chet is their punishment

Well what did we do in another life that deserves us having to read your posts without capitals?

R189. Web people are embracing gibberish and abandoning capitals.

The Bauhaus abandoned capitals.

[quote]How did he end up so fucked up? I mean, no offense, but it's not like Rita Wilson was a busy actress. She didn't have time to raise him when Tom was working?

That's just how genes work, I'm afraid. You have enough kids, eventually you're gonna get a Gilligan.

[quote] The Bauhaus abandoned capitals.

I think they were my neighbors at one point.

Lovely people.

Everybody's blaming Rita, but Tom is an angry drunk. His older kids were raised by his ex, not by him and Rita. I think there's plenty of blame to go around.

Michelle Pfeiffer’s daughter is really impressive. Went to Princeton and now at Columbia.

R194, and what is she doing with that degree of study? what job?! useless. probably just gonna teach

Maybe she can teach you proper capitalization, punctuation and spelling.

Win-win.

Yes R195 - she is teaching at Columbia and will be a professor.

Totally useless.

If only she could be more like Chet “MF” Hanks and post Instagram videos like this gem right here…

Why do you guys expect the children of celebrities' to be any better or worse than anyone else's kids? There are plenty of children of privilege who spend a great portion of their lives just waiting for their parents to die so they can inherit. All the hard work has already been done for them.

It doesn't matter what this guy says about Covid or the vaccine. Chet is a fuck boy and that's it. And as with all fuck boys, you ride their cocks and pay zero attention to anything else they have to say.

I cant believe how crooked Chet's bottom teeth are in that R197 ! God he is so fucking fine .

R198 You done said it ALL. Periodt.

If I was Chet, I'd scream at Rita for not bagging Mike Kelley all the time.

Of course, I wouldn't hold Dad accountable for missing Michelle Pfeiffer because I'm a douche. Plus, he's Tom Hanks; Rita was a high score.

Perhaps Tom has a huge dick that's not affected by booze.

Holy SHIT. He DOES look like a potato. AHAHAHAHAHA

Tom Hanks was never hot but being a wealthy white movie star, why didn’t he bag a hotter wife than Rita? What is so special about her I wonder.

She got that golden coochie.

It's really interesting that Rita Wilson is really Greek-Albanian-Bulgarian. So Chet has all that exotic blood in him.

People who are medically able to take the vaccine, but who refuse to, should be denied any and all medical care if and when they come down with Covid. Period.

[quote] Garry Marshall is the one to blame for the blight that is Scott Baio.

At least he had nothing to do with those crappy TGIF shows. He bailed out for a movie deal at Disney by that point.

Chet looks like the twin of that other Hollywood douche, Cameron Douglas.

Talentless Chet decided to insult Daddy....Tom needs to cut Chet off financially and make him get an Uber job...

White trash with Daddy's money.

Late to the party, he's been garbage for years. You should have been there during the White Chocolate years.

Maybe he needed more discipline growing up. It’s weird because the other 3 Hanks kids seem perfectly normal.

Is Tom Hanks' father a Black man? Seriously. Chet looks mixed race.

I remember reading years ago that the father and children lived with a Black woman for awhile when Tom was a child.

Stranger things have happened.

You need glasses, R213 lol Chet looks completely white.

Chet's parents became the face of COVID back at the start of the pandemic, but I never believed they had it.

"People automatically assumed in general that I would just be a really arrogant, entitled, spoiled brat, even though I really wasn't," he explained. "My parents didn't spoil me, I was never given money or an allowance. I had to work and earn everything that I've made. It's been that way for my entire life."

"Growing up, if I needed money to go out and have fun with my friends, my dad would be like, 'OK, you want some money? Go wash my car. I'll give you 60 bucks.' Everything was earned and I'm grateful for that."

$60 for washing a car? Poor baby

[quote]It's really interesting that Rita Wilson is really Greek-Albanian-Bulgarian. So Chet has all that exotic blood in him.

Exotic?? You mean South-Eastern European?

He actually looks psychotic to me. VIDEO = He looks full MAGA.

Tale as old as time.

"Look at me, Daddy. Look at me."

Has Chet’s BDF been discussed yet?

IRONY = Knocking on Daddy while living in Daddy's Beachhouse. I'm betting Chet doesn't have a key to Mommy and Daddys L.A. home. I wonder what Chet's views are about repressed homosexuality?

Just die already!

He doesn't look anything like his mother or father?

R223 = I would have gotten a DNA test years ago. Surely Tom and Rita already thought of that.

Maybe the trauma of being named Chet has affected him throughout his life?