Who are the celebrities who hire hookers ?

James Franco

DL rent boy icon Andy Cohen

Eddie Murphy.

Hugh Grant

Donald Trump

Betty White

Betty White? OUR Betty??

Charlie Sheen

Jimmy Swaggart

Dick Van Dyke

Thinking about a career change, OP?

I have a high suspicion on John Mayer.

Don Henley

Jack Nicholson

Rick Springfield

Timothy Hutton (toilet paper story?)

Cesar Romero (rentboys and orange wedges story?)

Bob Crane (S&M murder story?)

High Grant. He used to, but he still does, too. Even has a preferred ethnicity + nationality.

Kirk Cameron

Eddie Murphy. That one time.

All of them

[quote] Timothy Hutton (toilet paper story?) Cesar Romero (rentboys and orange wedges story?) Bob Crane (S&M murder story?)

[quote] Kirk Cameron

Do tell these stories.

[quote] High Grant. He used to, but he still does, too. Even has a preferred ethnicity + nationality.

Which are?

R20 Black, homeless, and not at all camera-ready

Elton John

Bruce Villanch

Nathan Lane

R22 Bruce Vilanch says he was drawn to the Wookies of Star Wars because their language reminded him of fat people having orgasms - a sound he knows intimately.

[quote] Black, homeless, and not at all camera-ready

Thanks. How about nationality?

R24 American, I guess?

Jerry Falwell Jr.

Paul Lynde--the rent boy fell off his fire escape to his death (supposedly "accidentally")

John Ritter and Gene Simmons were among those named in You'll Never Make Love in This Town Again

Ethnicity: East Asian

Nationality: Chinese

He reckons Chinese women understand and are skilled at the carnal and more general man-pleasing arts in ways western women aren't. He also isn't generally inclined to keeping his opinions to himself. It's not about race for him so much as it is about attitude - he finds the attitude that he prefers his sexual companions to have is more common in the east (or in those being paid to offer a facsimile of it).

Thank you, R28.

R27 I read that book. It's where the infamous Timothy Hutton toilet-paper-on-ass story comes from. It doesn't sound too plausible, at least not in that chippie's limited vocabulary.

The juiciest stories in there came from whores who didn't name their johns - like the rich and powerful guy who took two whores to Palm Springs for a week of hardware-style S&M sex that left both women battered and confused.

[quote] He reckons Chinese women understand and are skilled at the carnal and more general man-pleasing arts in ways western women aren't.

Apparently there are certain skills which can be learnt in an establishment in Shanghai.

[quote] It's where the infamous Timothy Hutton toilet-paper-on-ass story

Which is?

John Travolta - erotic masseurs who fuck

R32 The hooker claims she and Tim were seriously dating around the time he won his Oscar (they were not), and he coerced her into having a Quaalude-spiked MMF threesome with his male best friend (some fictional character out of a Bret Easton Ellis novel), but when said friend arrived, Tim was in the bathroom freshening up so she fucked the friend by herself out of sheer revenge. She said Tim came out of the bathroom annoyed at them, but had toilet paper stuck to his ass, so she laughed at him. End of story.

Thank you, R34.

Buck would never have toilet paper stuck on his ass.

R35 At the time, Tim was dating Patti Davis (Reagan's hippie slut daughter) and Diane Lane (who sat next to him at the Oscars). He was not living with this hooker. He's also fucked basically every famous actress this side of Kathy Bates, and not one of them has ever spilled an unkind word about him.

It's Data Lounge legend that he has B.O. in public, but the toilet paper thing is oddly specific and strange for a hooker to write about in a tell-all. She doesn't describe his dick, his sexual technique, or anything juicy. She just taunts him like a middle schooler.

R36, did he jack off a lot?

R37 Yes, but it only helps for a minute.

You know, in the novel, they have several detailed descriptions of Conrad's jacking-off habits. How he does it, how often he does it, how he feels after, etc.

Buck would never have jacked off. That’s why he had girlfriends.

Buck never jacked off. That's why he sank like a stone in that lake, Beth.

Don Johnson

Kiefer Sutherland

Told to me by a female whore in SF.

Now that Phil is gone, Lizzy has been going crazy with her carnal needs. Hookers, hookers, hookers. All the time. The staff are at their wits' end due to Lizzy's indiscreet thot behavior. They could have even overlooked the gigolo parade but when female and trans hookers started making an appearance the staff decided enough was enough.

Matthew Perry for sure

I was wondering about Matthew Perry, too. He was like a little school girl gushing over his engagement, and then a few months later they called it quits. I have a hard time seeing him sexual, like he wouldn't know what to do. I'm guessing he's bi-curious. Anyone have stories? With all the booze and drugs, can he even get it up?

A pre-op trans I knew in NYC used to be in high demand in the escort industry. She made serious bank. Her clients were Matt LeBlanc, Mark Wahlberg, Chris Rock, Mike Piazza, Markus Schenkenberg ( sp? ), Larry Kudlow, and some more I forget. Once she had the full operation and became a woman the client list seriously fell off. Loved her stories.

[Quote] Matthew Perry for sure

Isn't that what Raya's for?

[Quote] Bruce Vilanch says he was drawn to the Wookies of Star Wars because their language reminded him of fat people having orgasms - a sound he knows intimately.

Lmao

My god, you scared me with name Timothy, I mean he would never, he is a nice guy, then I noticed it was that old hag Timothy Hutton. Who cares.

R47 I once sang to Valerie Bertinelli, fucked Angelina Jolie, and produced A&E's last non-reality series!

Also, I keep my Oscar in my fridge. Where do you keep yours? Up your rashy asshole?

Rashy is in your pants, you sad old bag, who were last fucked during your last Civil war.

R16 It's Bible Study, asshole! BIBLE STUDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of those that aren't also hookers, hire them.

I'm guessing Bruno Mars hires them. Is he totally straight?

R45, she sounds delusional.

Lisa Kudrow. Allegedly.

R55 I can't picture Lisa having sex. Ever.