The return of porn star Ted Colunga!

He’s straight

Isn't he Hungarian, like the late Arpad Miklos? I seem to remember them coming to prominence around the same time.

I see what you did there, R2.

Wow, he is ripped.

HUGE dick, but I miss the heavy body hair he used to have.

He looks like a godamned tree in that pic. Not sexy.

He does!

All his clients probably died of old people problems. He's gotta get out there and rustle up some business.

[quote] Anyway, he's on OnlyFans (as "tedcolunga") and despite having aged quite a bit, he's still hot. Below is a picture of him, posted by @ColungaReal on Twitter.

The battle cry of a true internet troll farm minion: clearly spelled out social media accounts for his crew to attack. OP is a troll.

He has always been utterly spectacular. However, he is straight and, judging by his interactions with people on his Twitter and his FB posting history, he's also not the most pleasant person there is. Moreover, according to LPSG, his OF isn't worth it.

He's on instagram under his real name. It's a very regular normal bodybuilder type account. Includes photos of him and his wife.

Don't hate me, but I'd rather see him fuck some pussy.

I used to love his porn.

[quote]However, he is straight

Not only did he not claim he was straight in his performer days, but as I said in the OP, he also seems to be heavily into kinky gay porn today. Apart from his real name Instagram account, he's also there as colungareal. A week or so ago he made a story opening his question box to his followers. I decided to dial it to 11 and asked him if he ever came inside a guy raw. Instead of answering in his stories, he came to my DMs:

[quote] And his likes are of a really weird taste: they're full of male feet pics and old men!

It's about reaching out to users who might find him sexy and appealing. Making it more about gaining followers than personal interests. Especially when he's more straight than bi.

Perfectly intact Ted.

r15 First off, even if he was "more straight than bi", you would have no way to know that. Secondly, filling his likes with gay porn isn't going to gain him followers. Otherwise, G4P performers wouldn't typically have only women and straight porn in their likes.

[quote] Otherwise, G4P performers wouldn't typically have only women and straight porn in their likes.

That's completely absurd. A Gay For Pay performer would be very eager to further establish his Gay For Pay image by showing how straight he really is by only following women and straight porn on social media. A Gay4Pay performer's demographic are self loathers who worship the straight ideal they will never come close to in real life (no matter how much they try).

[quote] [R15] First off, even if he was "more straight than bi", you would have no way to know that.

True, but I base this on him being a porn star in gay porn married to a woman. You can believe whatever you want, and I am not going to attack you for believing otherwise.

He is a hustler who is using OF to get more clients. He will do anything, literally.

No straight man is obsessed with gay sex.

He's def not straight, he likes dick too much. Anyone who had watched him knows this.

Sorry, but I have found him on Facebook and Instagram and he looks far from bisexual (rather, he is completely straight in his personal life). On Twitter he probably follows the people who are likely to be his clients, or within the same age range. That is all.

A straight man may quietly accept a BJ, but to put it on film and hustle his ass the way he does takes a faggot. Stop pretending R23.

OP does not understand Eastern Europeans.

R24 No, you are wrong. Again: you do not understand that not all cultures and their way of thinking is like yours.

she must be 70 by now

I don't normally like uncut but he has a real man's dick.