Caption this photo of Ronan Farrow

Two brave trans women.

Butch lez couple sitting by the fire

He'll be a them by the end of the year, mark my words.

Ms. Pat and Ms. Man compare nutloaf recipes.

What is up with his haircut?

“As soon as a polish off this Rosé I need to go back into the house and dilate my vag.”

Tits for days

“A third espresso martini makes everyone beautiful. Don’t you agree?”

That's not a flattering photo of Jon or Ronan.

I hope they cut the person who floated into public out of their lives.

With friends like that, who needs enemies.

Is Letty posting here again? Give it up, gurl.

Ronan thinking: “I wonder what I can do to get him to wear a pair of thick horn-rimmed glasses”.

“Can we turn the lights down a little lower. I can still see you.”

OP: you bitch!

If I arch my back enough, will my spine finally show?

He has his mother's tits!

Ronan should sue over that photo.

[quote]That's not a flattering photo of Jon or Ronan.

When has any photo been flattering to Jon?

"This butt plug feels amazing and it's really opening me up for my husband's short fat little penis."

Softcore porn lighting

"How much do you love my sharp, pointy chin?"

Jon, are you going to stop with that cocktail? These do have calories, as I’m sure you can tell…

Smile for the camera and act like we're happy, darling.

Sapphic soirée

I'll get you my pretty! And your little sex scandal too

Jewish meets Jewish..pretty simple really.

[quote]That's not a flattering photo of Jon or Ronan.

Agree, I thought all of the photos on that NYT Sunday piece that this came from were just awful, but this was the worst.

"Waiter, this drink is too masculine."

Nicocado Acocado and Rowena Farrow enjoying cocktails.

Jon looks like a disabled lesbian.

He has Frank’s eyes.

He might be Woody Allen's son.

Power lesbians lunching.

"Ronan come on, I know she's backwoods trash from Texas whose birth mother probably drank while pregnant, but Mia said we have to include her if we audition for the next season of Big Brother Australia. And we can't hire Vanessa Bayer in a fat suit to impersonate her again, people almost figured us out last time!"

Portia's thinking of leaving me. I feel like dancing.

This thread is cracking me up!

Jon, I’m feeling frisky. Let’s go find us a top!

Hot!

"We never did get refunds on those Michfest tickets."

"Let's rub our breastesses together!"

You can almost hear their tittering giggles right thru the screen

What type of drink is he drinking? It looks fancy and old timey.

Ronan: "I told you never to refer to your boner as a 'Woody'"

Jon: "Well, whatever, I call it, soon ye will have it inside ye."

Let's play Joe and Mika!

Should I keep Ronan or change my name too?

Ronan is way too bloated. His dykey haircut only works on skinny people.

Ronan has the kind of face that looks good with any hairstyle.

big hairy chest and big hairy dick

He's almost reached the cigarette holder, drop diamond earring, rouged lips phase

"Oh God yes I remember that time! Thanks for reminding me. Oh. My. Go-uh-od!"

Come to Momma, big boy!

This. Is why I continue to visit the DL. Amongst all the death, gloom and doom, political and other nonsense. This is when the DL shines!!!

Oh Jon, I'm feeling a little moist down there!

You’d be weird too if your mother breast fed you until you were ten, slept naked with you, and forced you to have painful surgery to elongate your legs.

Ronan has a gigantic head.

I love them. I'm apparently in the vast minority on this and that's ok. More for me. You should all wish for someone to look at you the way Ronan looks at Lovett. (And I've heard Lovett is hung.)

That said "Let's play Joe and Mika" made me laugh.

He’s starting to look like Rosalind Pike in I Care A Lot. Look out Mia.

Lmfao R39.

Jon looks like my high school cafeteria lunch lady.

The VIP section of WNBA halftime.

Drinky-poos!

They are about to begin belting out show tunes. I expect Nathan Lane to join them any second now, lol.

I see a lot of empty glasses on that table. How many cocktails have those bitches had?

Ronan Farrow, right, prepares for his upcoming starring role in a biopic about Glenn Close.

Lesbian wannabes at play!

R54 God I hope so!

I hope they never read this thread!

"Mother said it was okay if I had just one tiny cocktail!"

[quote] He’s starting to look like Rosalind Pike in I Care A Lot.

Oh, [italic]dear.[/italic]

This thread is just a call for people to bully someone for no reason.

[quote] This thread is just a call for people to bully someone for no reason.

Welcome to your first day on Datalounge, newbie!

Right, R55? They've been together for a decade and still gaze lovingly at each other. Some of ya'll have never known that kind of love and it shows.

I love you, R12.

Once upon a time, I actually thought Ronan was fairly attractive. But he didn't look like this.

Ronan Farrow? I thought that was Glenn Close.

I'm telling Mommy on all of you!

"What is up with his haircut?"

Don't you mean 'hairdo'?

[quote]He has his mother's tits!

Well played, R15!

Dykes night in.

Shoot me only from the front please! No side profiles!

Ronan's transitioning, and her choice was made easier because of the company she now keeps.

"Rona" seems too obvious. Perhaps she could honor her mother and take the name "Mi."

Since that encapsulates the meaning of her life.

[quote]Waiter, this drink is too masculine."

Could I get something more feminine, maybe with a flower that I could put in my carefully arranged hair?

Transitioning

“Where else but America could two people who don’t know how to hold stemware find each other?”

"Let's see who can hold their buttplug in the longest."

WERQ KWEEN.

Style has really gone down-hill over the years. Like they're still in the "roll out of bed and I'm ready to work covid chic" sort of way.

Fucking faggots!

Nice ladies

When Satchel is seen in profile, the Frank Sinatra theory goes up in smoke.

"It was a near disaster, Ronan! Tommy Vietor had just come back to the studio from the gym -- he's always working out!-- and I could see his VPL through the sweaty gray work out shorts he had on. Thank goodness I was sitting at a table so he didn't see me chub up!"

They look like they're smelling freshly baked quiche.

Listen, Ronny, I'm pretty sure Fran Lebowitz is my mother.

Live, Laugh, Love

He looks nothing like Woody Allen

One time when my parents' ridiculous neighbor wasn't home, I broke into his house, and used one of his garish kaftans to muzzle his shitty little dog Mitzi to stop its yapping.

Is he transitioning before our eyes?

“I am woman, hear me roar!”

A chubby chaser and a tranny chaser do happy hour.

"Do you ever get that no so fresh feeling?"

scissor sisters!

"Party City is thrilled to announce the Ronan Farrow Wig Collection."

It's the 30th reunion of Kids In The Hall's 1,000 Helens and the girls have gone wild!

"I think I saw jello shots. Should we?"

"She's really not THAT crazy. Carly Simon, now that's fucking crazy."

That's just Pat.

R29 I hate you 😆

"Ronan, we've been dating for years, I KNOW who your mother is already."

“I was brought up a male. Now, I don’t know…”

"Yes, Ronan, it would be super weird if you took the name Mia after your transition is complete. We're heading into Norman Bates territory now."

"Ronan, do you ever miss being a guy? Cuz, like, I kind of miss when you were..."

"They're playing W.A.P. and I want to shake my money maker! Should we? I'll go if you go. No splits, I promise!"

"Got my JD from Yale, my PhD from Oxford, got published in the New Yorker, took down Harvey Weinstein, wrote a best-selling book that is now am HBO documentary. I know I should feel accomplished, Jon, but what I really want is to be the first trans winner of Drag Race, and I just know that fucking Kylie Sonique is going to beat me to it!"

"I've never really liked any of the adopted ones."

Ronan: I think my pussy is getting wet.

You spilled your drink again, dear. ^

Sarah Jessica Parker tells Kristin Davis: girl, you should stop it with the fillers! You look like a gouda cheese all over!

Kristin Davis replies: darling, you've always looked like the Wicked Witch of the West - do us all a favour and wear LOTS of make up.

No talk bad about my brother.

Ellen Degeneris Having Drinks With A Friend

Jon, my stepmom is also my sister! Right? I laugh every time too!

[quote]He looks nothing like Woody Allen

Well he sure as hell got enough work done on his face to make sure of that!

I hope he's not transing as he was a gay man I am really proud of. His intelligence is through the roof and he is a major journalist.

I had a big crush on Ronan (despite the T-Rex arms and hands!) until at some point he was wearing his hair in a Hillary Clinton working-woman bob and seemed to be wearing frosted pink lipgloss. He really does seem to be on a fine line of appearing to be mid-transition.

I don't really care if he announces he is trans. He's so gorgeous in some pictures (really weird looking in others), but it's irrelevant. I don't know him and he'd never be into me.

I admire the work he has done.

All hope is that he doesn't turn out to be a loathsome hypocite like so many people in power and celebrities do. It really weirdes me out when Ronan's partner said borderline sexually inappropriate comments to Pete Buttigieg on his podcast recently. It takes some balls/ego to be partnered with the guy who is known for taking down the mastodons of sexual predation and then sexually harassing a gay politician.

I can't help assigning some guilt by association to Ronan.

Speaking of which, back when Instagram showed what posts people like and what comments they made, it was really interesting to see that when Ronan went to Australia years ago, he posted an IG story asking for cool places to hang out and then immediately began liking scores of posts of shirtless Australian Instaho types and commenting on their half-naked photos. I can only imagine the sorts of DMs he has exchanged with people.

Yes, he is transitioning. Wish him the best.

Oooh, let's be naughty tonight and eat our hummus in bed! Squeeee.

Wait, have we posted hot pics of Tommy Vietor yet? Did I miss those? The boy is FIT.

I find them both insufferable. They think way too much of themselves.

"You're amazing, no you're amazing"

I don’t know about his father being Frank Sinatra, but are we sure his mother wasn’t Margaret Hamilton?

He does read more 'chic power lesbian' than gay guy.

If his boyfriend transitions, as well, then that would make him a lesbian, right?

Ronan Farrow IS a younger Carson Kressley in The Barrel Room!

Chin implant.

Omg he looks dead off like Dianne Wiest. It has to be on purpose.

This time next year...

Not a caption, but that new chin makes his profile look like the devil in the Legend movie.

Jesus Christ. Can we leave these two queens alone?

Not one person has written anything funny thus far.

Estrogen Environmental Pollution really is a Thing

Seymour and Linda Lipschitz survived the Surfside condo collapse, but still no electricity.

FFS, it's not Ronan, it's Hillary.

Secrets, and sharing sodas.

The most noteworthy thing about the photo is that Ronan Farrow's boyfriend looks more attractive than Ronan.

Interestingly enough, check out this side profile of Frank Sinatra...

R132 is either Mia, Ronan, or Ronan's bf

This is truly one of the funniest fucking threads DL has had in a long time.

Blondes frequently hit the wall early.

[quote] I don’t know about his father being Frank Sinatra, but are we sure his mother wasn’t Margaret Hamilton?

Based on this, his mother could just as easily be Billie Burke!

[quote] Chin implant.

More like a chin transplant from the Wicked Witch of the East.

OP, are you sure that's not Diane Sawyer?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Diane and Rosie O'Donnell.

What is Ronan up to these days?

“Bewitched’s Elizabeth Montgomery’s Season 3 wig mannequin discusses current political issues with Rod Blagojevich’s wig mannequin”

"for the millionth time, NO your mom cannot sleep in our bed!"

“Tell me the story again about how your Mom framed Woody…”

r145 he has a big documentary on HBO Max right now.

What are they drinking?

Republican rapist tears R150

(L-R) 8 inches and 8.5 inches

Ladies night happy hour

"I wish my chin hadn't been Photoshopped to give me a witch's profile."

Gals at the Cat Rescue Gone Wild

Let's make a bet. The loser gets to top tonight!

Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless fight over the last lambchop.

R: You top!

J: No, you top!

R: No, you top!

RJ: Teeheehee

"I don't know if he's really your father, but you've got a HUGE cock!"

“RoRo, you’re absolutely murdering me with ironic innuendo! M-U-R— D—E—R—-I-—N—-G me!”

"Your tiny little baby hands really freak me the fuck out."

"And then, after he blew his load in me, I told him that my fiancé is Ronan Farrow and I was going to use the DNA evidence against him. You should have seen the look on his face!"

Who’s that chick drinking beer out of a wineglass?

Lesbian bed death drinkypoos

No, you really do look like Ava Gardner...

Moobies! Moobie! Moobies!

"Isn't this Lilith Fair playlist divine?"

"I know! Hard to imagine how ANYONE believes Dylan!"

I think we are witnessing the gestation of Rona Farrow-Pulitzer!

And what a homely witchiepoo appearance she will arrive with!

Pssst! I'm wearing my mother's panties.

bump

Have they gotten married yet?

That is not a flattering pic of either of them, but especially not the guy on the left.

Ronan still manages to look OK, chin looks a bit weird but his body is nice

Guy on the left looks like the special needs guy that rounds up the trolleys at my local supermarket

^ Jon Lovett worked in the Obama Administration...so little better calibre than your local supermarket bus boy.

Ronan, you made people believe ROSE MCGOWAN was credible. You DO deserve the Pulitzer!

he was a co-speechwriter for three years, R174, hardly a top aide. He's just been an intermittent podcast host since then, not really any better "calibre" than a supermarket worker...

A lot of jealous queens on this thread.

I never understood why all of the photos in this article were so awful. They looked like they were taken by an amateur.

R176, the media company that Lovett started with Vietor and Favreau seems to be doing pretty well.

He posted this photo of himself looking like a beautiful guy. He seems to post a lot of older pictures of himself looking like an attractive clean-cut man knowing they'll draw "thirsty" attention. I can't understand why he does that while maintaining the Hillary Clinton bob and wearing frosty pink lipstick. It seems like he is more attracted to himself as a guy while he presents himself more and more as...a less gender-conforming person? (Trying to be PC with that. Did I get it right?)

Ellen D hitting the booze again !!

Roe-Nan and Hectorina Dish!

R180 Ronan is transitioning. I'll still fuck him when he's done.

R174, yeah, he just looks terrible in this pic, other photos he looks far better, still not as good as Ronan who is stunning in most pics.

Jon Lovett did really well to snag a beauty like Ronan, he must be pretty damn smart

Lovett is pretty damn smart and rumor has it, pretty darn hung.

"PHILIP ROTH???"

"Well, that's why I didn't want to do the DNA test. Mother CLAIMS she doesn't even remember it."

R185, I've said this in another thread as a couple I find Ronan and Jon pretty fabulous, brains to me are really, really sexy.

They must be fun to double date with.

Disappointed that I never saw Ronan or Jon at any bareback sex parties when they lived in NY.

they both have huge dicks

No, it's not two lesbians on a date.

Is that Carson Kressley on the right?

Profile pic makes him more Bob Hope than Sinatra.

Stop be nasty to my brother/son-in-law

Does this long hair make me look like Britney Spears?

Ronda Farrow

My understanding is that he/she plans to keep Ronan as his/her first name.

"The world is my oyster and I don even need a pucker. I mean shucker. I think we'll need an Uber tonight hiccup sound)."

Sinatra's Lush Life "I used to visit all the very gay places. Those come what may places. Where one relaxes on the axis of the wheel of life to get the feel of life from jazz to cocktails."

Ro-ow has big girl dickface

Oh, I know! I know! And remember when she pushed Nellie down the hill in the wheelchair and Nellie landed in the pond?!! Oh, my stars!

bump

Oh no, dear, you tell the story of how we met so much better!

"You'll never guess: Hillary gave me one of her old pantsuits – and it fits like a glove!"

Mo Collins should do another Madonna sketch

He is definitely Woody Allen’s kid. That pic doesn’t lie.