Where can I find a man like this who works from home?

In a vintage cartoon.

If you stick a fork in her thighs, does gravy cum out? Her thighs are going'beyond Condo"...Very unattractive!!

It's funny OP thinks that guy works.

He has a weird-shaped reminiscent of that of Bert of “Bert and Ernie” fame.

WTF. Body proportions are all fucked up.

Loooove those high waisted Taylor Swift shorts!

He's working from home booking in calls.

You can order one on Amazon.

OnlyFans

RentMen

She looks like a big, old GURLEEEEEEENA!

Especially with those stupid shorts.

Your dreams.

‘餃子‘ [Jiaozi/Dumpling] in pink neon?

He's very Handsome Squidward

Maybe he "works out" at home rather than works from home.

This is really gross, and a turn-off. He’s wearing my 15 year old niece’s shorts.

R16 bet he looks better in them

You can have him, OP. Too prissy and perfectly waxed for me.

He looks like one of the Engineers from Prometheus, but with a tan.

Hot, OP. Thanks.

sexy

R16 r18 like you wouldn’t let him ride your cock

Why does she have a neon sign in front of her that reads “dumpling” (jiaozi)?

Here OP

He was a cute teen in his before and after shot

Is this what the young people mean when they say “butch qween?”

[quote]‘餃子‘ [Jiaozi/Dumpling] in pink neon?

Dumpling is her nickname. And she looks pretty in pink, hence the shorts.

[quote]You can become the man/woman you want to

All it takes is money, unlimited free time, and oceans of steroids.

That's how the gays attracted each others in the olden days. Really tight pants. He should cut the pockets out though.

[quote]Where can I find a man like this who works from home?

Home Circusing?

Love that he loves wearing tiny shorts while working.

In a stock photo gallery.

I prefer my men to be human-shaped.

He will never make it on DL. He doesn’t live on Hostess cupcakes, not does he live in his mother’s basement.

(Cue steroid troll STAT!)

^ He admits to using steroids.

She looks like she's sitting on a butt plug or dildo.

He's into retro look. I like it. And I like how he shows off his ass.

The only thing I want from him is his three computer monitors.

“Where can I find a man like this……”

On the back page of any male escort magazine or website. Uneducated whores like this are a dime a dozen.

His panties are a bit too high waisted. Makes his big ass look long and flat. You shouldn't wear high waist painties or shorts unless they fall away from the leg. He looks good sitting down. With his back to the camera. Pretending to be working. But his panties are a bit too tight. Makes him look like a gay.

All the parts gay men find attractive are huge. He only makes sense to gay men

[quote] He looks like one of the Engineers from Prometheus, but with a tan.

The Engineers tan blue.

He’s so hot

He's disgusting. Nothing sexy about that fat ass.

He has a "phat ass" not a fat ass.

He has a pfug ass.

He reminds me of a young Betty Grable.

You critics really act like you wouldn’t have him riding your cock

R48, are you also R22?

R22/R48 = Adam Driver

Oops! Wrong thread!

From the looks of him I'd say a zoo. He looks like a shaved albino gorilla.

He's a hot creamy gorilla.

GROSS

I want him!

Lots of VPL on Instagram!

Yes R55. He sports quite a collection of retro glam 40's and 50's shorts and swimwear. He has the thighs of young Esther Williams.

Does he sell steroids from home?

not exactly my type, but I would love to be with a guy who's got a great body and is comfortable in it.

Someone who's not afraid to show me simple affection in public and great affection in private.

I knew this one guy; he's not my life anymore, and I doubt he's coming back.

But he'd just snuggle with me on occasion. huddle up on the sofa; we'd eat ice cream; Lord knows what we were watching on TV; all I could think about was him.

I miss him.

In his mirror?

No, R58, I'm not coming back. When we were huddled on the sofa; YOU were the one eating ice cream, not me.

R31 I can see he has the two windows open for his vintage underwear business, but I wonder which tabs are open.

I think in France.

Rentboy.com, OP. But you knew that already, didn't you?

The sign on his wall says "gyoza," which is the Japanese word for dumpling.

He looks better without the mustache — but that’s not really saying much.

Bump

He sits like a woman!

Presenting hole on a webcam, duh.

It’s funny when the obese sea cow op Ewwdwin pretends it is an ass loving top LOL