What do you usually masturbate to?

My autographed photo of President Trump, what else?

I don’t, I’ve got a compliant piece of fuckmeat that obeys orders.

R2, I loved you on That 70s Show!

Jon Hamm's bulge photos.

Thoughts of Roxane Gay sunbathing naked somewhere in the Upper Peninsula.

I like big, beefy masculine daddies fucking younger women without mercy.

Almost always porn I haven’t seen before. Various websites. Prefer a plot of some sort.

Short ribs

Everything "Bel Ami"

Interracial

The 4K UHD videos of high school wrestling matches.

[quote] Interracial

Like Tom Daley and Dustin Lance Black?

Reddit. Usually r/beardsandboners or r/dickandface.

I enjoy watching Chaturbate, but lately it seems to be more porn stars and guys w/ onlyfans pages. I liked it better when it was just ordinary guys stroking their stuff.

I usually masturbate thinking about last night's repast

Imagination

I like gay cuckold porn and that really doesn't exist outside of twitter

de Bruyne goal compilations🤤

Twitter and reddit. BelAmi was a great porn studio in the early 2010s, before it just became another studio that hired a bunch of uncut Euro guys cheap. Twitter has basically become the Tumblr we all used to use for porn. I occasionally like Chaturbate, but it's probably because I have a close personal friend who struts his sexy stuff on there.

One more thing: I am so bored of porn honestly. When this covid shit is finally a manageable thing for all of us, I'm getting myself a good lay.

With the way things are going, that's probably 2024.

Ain't it the truth R21 My county just got upgraded to ORANGE.......

Sean Cody videos, but only the creampie scenes.

Creampies but only banana or coconut.

LOL!

The lads of Corbin Fisher are quite toothsome! I hate the fact that most of them also do "straight" porn with co-eds under the same label. I try to ignore that fact.

I like to read passages like this, then use my imagination:

J: So, when did you first realize that you have a big cock?

D: I get asked that a lot, actually. When I was 8 years old I’d play around with this 6 year old neighbor kid. We’d do kid stuff, and he told me I had a big dick. For me I just thought it was because I was 8 years old and he was six. Then in middle school I had a girlfriend, and she made me measure my dick. When I was about 13 or 14 I started jacking off a lot and staring at guys a lot. I started looking out for, you know, horny situations. I would hang out at bathroom stalls and put my dick under the partition. I heard “that’s a big dick!” a lot.

Jack Dixon

Colby Keller

Big black bears

Built grandpas

Gingers

Tiramisu.

I masturbate to climax.

[quote] I masturbate to climax.

Mahler's Fourth

I am starting to like scenario porn, usually involving seduction. It could be a gay man seducing an older or younger married straight guy or roommate. I also like some straight porn where a slutty MILF ends up fucking her son in law (a dumb, horny, hung jock) while the daughter goes out "to run an errand".

OMG -I lost my virginity to Mahler's Ninth!

Small world, R32...

Straight porn: -I like DP and Gangbangs. With that said, I like the more elaborate romantic ones and not the straight to fucking ones. I love seeing the guys interact with each other. When they smile at each other or touch one another, it gets me going. I also prefer the ones where the stars are hot but not very common.

Gay porn: -Threesomes mainly. Love seeing two hot tops fuck a gorgeous bubble butt slut. Also love oral gangbangs and facials but not many good ones out. Also really into unknown older muscle daddies that show up in a porn or two and there's no trace of them online. Also love hot slutty bottoms with beautiful asses.

I like muscle and have about 14 Tumblr accounts I cycle through to check for updates. I included a link below to one on my list.

I close my eyes and think of England.

My latest obsession is user BigRedSled on Chaturbate. He's on right now actually. I use VLC Player to record his shows.

Well, if it's got to be Mahler, I suggest #3.

Nothing beats (no pun intended) my own vivid imagination, where I can visualize fucking any man of my desire.

Underwear models in Sears catalogs

Raunch porn only

God… is this what we’ve been reduced to….😔

Anyway, I get my kicks off a boyfriendTV, Cock dude, Xhamsster for the vintage porn, Men.com etc..

I love orgies, gangbang creampiesand some extremely hot one on ones…

I have jacked off to nude photos and videos of myself.

Not Barbra Streisand's hour long Zane Lowe interview about her new album

Belami Gay Porn. Those dude's are the hottest, most natural looking, most hung men in all of gay porn, PERIOD. Watching them makes me extremely horny and makes me shoot my cum everywhere. I've been watching those dude's since I was a young teenager, and I still watch them at 29.

[quote]Those dude's

[quote]Those dude's

Those dudes' whats, r46? Those dudes' dongs?

Dude's is plural for dude. You know, like male/males, guy/guys. What don't you understand R47?

Reddit.

Straight porn. Especially bukkake porn. I also have a thing for a few str8 porn actors (especially Sean Lawless, who's big and dopey and oafy and has a giant penis.)

And an old habit - I still like phone sex now and again, because it was something that really got me off in the 90s when I first came out.

Gay porn is so airbrushed for the most part that it just doesn't do it for me. Sometimes older stuff will - Joe Gage or Kristen Bjorn.

No, r48, "dudes" is the plural of "dude." No apostrophe.

R50 sometimes it's used with an apostrophe. Google it.

Yes, r51, and when "dude's" takes an apostrophe, it's a possessive.

Okay R52, fair enough. Noted. Hopefully you understand what I meant in my original post.

R48 You can't truly be that fucking stupid, can you?

R54 fucking Google it. You are the stupid one, cunt.

R54 male /ˈmeɪl/ noun plural males

R54

[quote]Do gay dudes go through midlife crises where they become the equivalent of cougars?

See this, r48? The plural of "dude" is "dudes." No apostrophe.

R49 is a bi cunt.

I have a few types of guys I'm attracted to. The one thing they often have in common is that they're actually gay IRL and perform vers in films. That way I know we'll be compatible.

One guy will become my "go-to" man for perhaps 3-4 weeks, during which time I'll review and become very familiar with his "best of" work.

At some point, though, I'll end our "relationship." (He may have caught me cheating on him!) But we'll usually remain friends, and it's possible we might even hook-up on occasion just for the fun of it.

Vintage professional wrestling

R58 so what if I used an apostrophe. I have submitted assignments at University using an apostrophe for dude's, guy's, and male's, and never been marked wrong. You can't know what I meant in my original post, regardless if I used an apostrophe or not. You are just being a pedantic, trivial cunt now.

you know what I meant in my original post*^

[quote] so what if I used an apostrophe

We are DL.

Amateur daddy on daddy scenes.

Otters 'n' wolves -- they's my favorites!

It all depends...one day this past week, I was watching ESPN's "NFL Live." The footage of fit, muscular dudes running around a field in skin-tight scrimmage pants aroused me. I just love seeing those butts in a three quarter stance!

Porn...kinky porn where a hot guy is tied up and gagged. Saw a video from "Bound&Gagged" magazine c.1997-2000 the other day. That was a nice session.

Any porn where two guys are making out always ends up in a jerk off session for me...incredibly erotic!

[quote]I have submitted assignments at University using an apostrophe for dude's, guy's, and male's, and never been marked wrong.

Then your teacher's have wronged you, r62.

[quote] Otters 'n' wolves -- they's my favorites!

Mines too!

R68 okay then.

Quarterly unaudited financials

I masturbate to climax, what would be the point in going further.

R44 Lol! I have to! Lol!

R72, are you also R30?

pictures of Jake Tapper!

R6 R33 R35 are bi cunts.

I am the dumbest person who ever lived.

And I eat piles of shit, too!

To the accompaniment of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture, cannon fire and all.

R77 fuck you pedantic apostrophe/no apostrophe cunt.

I consult my TCM sommelier.

[quote] I consult my TCM sommelier.

Are you a member of the TCM Wine Club?

Glenn Miller, Artie Shaw, Benny Goodman

Do you yell "Pensylvania six five thousand" at the climax r82?

R79 Sorry, I don't fuck losers with horrifying grammar.

If you have a good adblocker nearly everything is on myvidster.

Whenever Barbara Starr appears on CNN, I can't control myself. Even when I'm at the gym or in an airport. I can't help it, I just have to go and rub one out.

Your mom

WWE wrestlers...Hulk Hogan, Paul Orndorf, Captain Lou Albano. Also to Jethro Bodine

Cash-strapped str8 dudes who offer their units up for a blowjob or a handjob.

The Prime Minister's Questions on Britbox

r90, brush your teeth and go to bed.

I miss the hey-day of the frat bro porn site.

I miss Frat Men, Fratmen Suck, FratPad, Dick Dorm, Haze Him, and the old FraternityX.... (the FraternityX that still exists is ... lame as fuck, not hot guys, not hot situations, terrible camera work, ugh)

I find old videos from all of these sites, and jerk off to them.

Andrew Justice

Anything that involves seduction and sexual tension, that turns me on far more than anything.

I would very much like to masturbated to the video this GIF is a clip from. Anyone know what this is from?

Thoughts of universal healthcare, affordable housing, renewable energy, and the heavy taxation of the billionaire class.

As an American, these are the biggest, most satisfying fantasies anyone could have.

Gillette commercials

My reflection.

Anyone know how to get the origin Taboo series from 80’s and 90’s?

R99. WTF?

Video of Ann Miller tap dancing

To make baby Jesus cry.

R100 I’m serious!

^^Miller’s American Soup commercial on replay gives me hours of edging material.

My own thoughts in my own mind.

Those thoughts are private. Doh.

My fantasies far surpass the real deal .

I like anything that screams peasant or working class and throw in a huge cock, too. Not too young, not too old. Not much into first world "names". But I don't mind a porn famous aging whore now and then, such as a Rafael Carreras, who had a real sweet spot about 10 years ago looking so sleazy sexy. 15 years ago I liked sleazy sleazy kink, in my porn and in my life. But I got jaded to it all.

Rick Perry deep throating a thick hot dog

A favorite Ann Miller story: During the ‘92 LA riots, friends picked her up on the way out of town, off of Melrose headed for Palm Springs.

She was dripping with (real) gems.

When asked what the hell she was thinking, she said “I didn’t know what to wear. We may be there for a while and I want to be prepared.”

She’d not packed a bag.

Daddies jerking their fat cocks and loudly shooting spunky everywhere.

Guess.

R111 Can the boys Singer likes even achieve erections?

Pornhub rimming, daddies/twinks

Older hot den mother with bisexual guys and gals in her “ family “

Guys stroking their intact cocks, sucking on foreskin, blow jobs, jizz on the face

Ed McMahon in the shower

Double anal, piss drinking, foot sucking

Usually my roommates sweaty shorts....

Except for those times when he lets me blow him...then I jack while I'm rimming his, washing his balls, and slobbering over his cock

This guy?

Random people sitting next to me at the bus stop.

I usually masturbate to rap, hardcore metal. Basically since I was young.

*rap or hardcore metal

Future posts of Caitlin Jenner.

She’s proud of her snatch, and after her failed campaign, that’s all she’s got left.

Hot guys sneezing

Mahler is for beginners. I do it with Einojuhani Rautavaara’s Rasputin or with Stockhausen.

I have a vivid imagination. When I'm in the mood I don't need much.

Whatever happened to a little mystery? A quick glance, then an even quicker look away. A lace hanky over a light bulb to dim the harshness of the cruel world. A calling card gently placed on a silver platter. What happened to discretion? Must we gut ourselves like freshly caught trout and display all of our deepest, darkest and most intimate whispers to a crowded room?

A quick glimpse of a woman's well-turned ankle between her long dress and her button-hook shoe...

"What a delightful tea and again, I'm most sorry for the nut on your beautiful napkin..."

R121 = Ari Melber

My weed man.

Meghan Markle's filthy, sexy mush.

Gov. Gavin Newsom.

Vote NO on the recall.

R99 The Taboo series was transferred to DVD. You can find some for sale at Amazon. Others at Adult DVD websites. Just do a search including Taboo and Kay Parker.

Damn, I was hoping the Datalounge Porn Sleuths would come up with the source for that GIF in R95....

[quote] I have submitted assignments at University using an apostrophe for dude's, guy's, and male's, and never been marked wrong

You would have immediately failed my class and been dropped from it if you had EVER turned in work like that to me.

[quote] Lol! I have to!

You have to what?

Hmmm r95 tattoos so it could be anything after 2008. Uncut cops, probably Eastern European.

There's some tacky rainbow flashing speaker in the corner. Definitely European at least

R99 Vinegar Syndrome

Sam Elliott's nude scene in "The Legacy."

In high school it was the Solid Gold Dancers, I’ve expanded out from there since then.

Adrian Zmed's strip scenes on "TJ Hooker."

Ernest Borgnine movies.

R139 that movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. Especially with that woman drowning in the swimming pool with that class cover or something like that.

Definitely re-watching it again now!

R95 - Sheesh, that's a walk of shame and they haven't even had sex yet.

[quote] Gillette commercials

Anita Gillette commercials.

R137, I was heading that direction myself. I think one of the guys seems vaguely familiar, like he might be in other stuff. But I'd really love to see the whole video that GIF is a short clip from. Looks hot as hell.

I like to self fuck with lights out at night . I put some invigorating aromatherapy on the humidifier and go to town . Weed helps too.

Here is a slightly longer video (37 seconds) of the GIF above... anyone have any more clue where the whole thing might be or what it might be called?

Some porn vids/clips, but more pictures.

The video in R148 reminds me of my old frat in college. Sigh, memories.

[quote] Apollonia sounds like bolognia.

Babylonia.

I actually don't masturbate a whole lot, I much prefer actual sex to masturbation.

When I do though, I like hairy muscle guys with big dicks going hard at it - pretty simple really. Threesome scenes are preferred, and they need to be genuinely into it. I also particularly like porn scenes that are based around cruising sex clubs/gloryhole type of concept, don't see much of this around really so I tend to go vintage.

I haven't had actual sex in years and years. Masturbation is better anyway.

I like breeding videos with no pullout until the top has shot inside.......

The big beefy blokes of Triga Films, especially when they kiss. Total sploosh.

^^^ And piss on each other, another total sploosh!

Smooth slim twinks

The preening at R148 is a turnoff - checking themselves out in the mirror?

Nah.

this guy on redd(t

Sean Lawless. Straight porn actor. Decent body, okay face, but something about how big and dumb and oafy he is does it for me.

oh, and his big fleshy penis.

not really into his vids w/women but there's a few out there solo and they always make me shoot several feet across the room.

Usually piss drinking videos

Anything with Brandon Anderson in it:

Ditto David Skylar:

R160 For straight male porn stars, I like Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrera, Markus Dupree, and especially Charles Dera. Markus and Mick love to frot each other. But usually it is inside of a pussy or female asshole unfortunately.

2 in the ass please

Always does it.

Pictures of farmer playgirl models. Especially the ones with hard-ons

I enjoy watching real amateur porn featuring older men.

Pictures of Mommy

(and memories of my days in College when Mommy isn't looking)

[quote] Pictures of farmer playgirl models

only the farmers?

Adam Kinzinger's musky jockstrap.

[quote] Glenn Miller, Artie Shaw, Benny Goodman

To whom he was turned on to by a TV commercial featuring Helen O'Connell, c. 1972.

Vivian Vance

Sean Cassidy and Dominique Dunne

Dan Futterman

Danny was soooo hot in URBANIA. But then nothing was sexier than Gabriel Olds in his underwear. Dear God, that movie...

I like to watch cute guys stoke their meat on Chaturbate.

Brucestryker is my favorite on Chaturbate.

Moon River

New hot guys on Chaturbate or I will browse Pornhub for docking or frottage videos. On rare occasion I will find something wankable on Onlyfans, usually it's a person on a non-pron site who decided to try Onlyfans....there's something about finally seeing someone you have a crush on doing porn.

R160

Thank you! Sean Lawless will be my new go to.

Love his body. Especially his meaty pecs. And the dick, geezuz. Plus he shoots a nice load.

Perfect for me. Love regular, normal looking guys.

Mantovani

Young brad Pitt

My own reflection 💕

Shawn’s Mendez’ yet-to-be released solo dildo fucking session. And screaming Harry Styles’ name.

That video of JM J Bullock in a three way with Rip Torn and Rip Taylor

Hot men sneezing

Sesame Street.

I'd love to masturbate to more of THIS guy. Anyone know who he is, or where to see more of him? Because HOT DAMN...

I'd love to masturbate to more of THIS guy. Anyone know who he is, or where to see more of him? Because HOT DAMN...

Good on you R50. R62 needs a smack. So let us try to se proper grammar and spelling and punctuation here and stop bitching when we are wrong. Let's have a bit more Orthography … you know, it's the practice of writing words with the correct spelling, according to standard usage. Intelligent discourse requires a standard system of communication. Be open to gentle corrections.

This.

[quote] So let us try to se proper grammar and spelling and punctuation here and stop bitching when we are wrong. Let's have a bit more Orthography … you know, it's the practice...

Bwaaahaaaahaaaa. Pretentious queen fail.

R192 - "Me so HAWWWNY!" Well, at least he's already a better actor than Bradley Cooper.

Seeing my male co-workers nude in the showers at the gym.

What do you usually masturbate to?

My husband's 401K................ gets me every time............

My imagination. Much better than porn as I control it completely and it’s only stuff I like.

Miss Norma Zimmer from the Lawrence Welk Show.

Falcon: Flashpoint

Straight guys on Instagram and TikTok, sometimes Onlyfans. For some reason if I find out a guy is gay I unfollow him, he’s no longer attractive to me.

Thanks for reminding us, r199. There's no porniste I've liked more over the decades than Brad Hunt.

I like massage videos where it slowly progresses into sex. Best videos are the ones that involve a true attempt at massage.

There are some great Japanese videos of this nature that get me off.

Brad Hunt needs a flea dip.

Claude Jourdan.

Here's Flashpoint. I skip the fisting scene, though.

Gang bangs and group orgies.

[quote]I like massage videos where it slowly progresses into sex. Best videos are the ones that involve a true attempt at massage.

R202, I like these, too.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Amateur or Homemade Redneck videos.

Only a few are real.

Mexican gay street porn.

Amateur Daddies.

R210 Do the boulevards go up inside the avenues or what?

Reruns of Designing Women.

Minnie Riperton's whistle notes on "Loving You"

My actual dad.

The Anvil Chorus.

R216 - Oh honey, I hope you had a raincoat on your lap. No one wants to be the Paul Reubens of the Met Opera House.