Colton Underwood and Peter Marc Jacobson

A toothsome duo, aren't they?

Oy vey!

Baby's first sugar daddt!

Jacobsen has all that Nanny money. He can pull anyone.

Sugar daddy arrangement

Fran Drescher and Colton Underwood have seen the same dick. This is where I end this story now.

R6.

Gramps has a good body.

So much over-sharing. We don't need to know your latest bone. STFU for once.

Yuck. Disappointed in you Peter.

Wow he went for the sugar daddy quick.

their teeth could light a small study.

R8 yeah, he does. I’d do him.

I’m still awaiting his post-virginity news conference.

I’m sure he’ll go into great detail.

Fran Dresher couldn't tell he was gay?

You would have to be gay as a goose to be married to Fran Dresher.

I'm sure it's just an experienced gay mentoring a younger gay who is just navigating his way through the gay community.

Good for him. Have fun.

It’s true love. Peter loves young jock dick and Colton loves money.

Coming soon to Logo: 'The Manny Named Colton!'

Even though Gus Kenworthy is supposed to be Colton’s gay Sherpa, Robbie Rogers must’ve given him a few notes from his journal.

Jacobson is too old to use # anything in a sentence.

Robbie Rogers or Robbie Rist?

Wait! This is the funniest pairing I've ever seen. How the fuck did these two meet? They look like a father and son duo in a toothpaste commercial.

Media whores, all of them.

After being “gay of the month” how does he plan to make a living?

If that Kenworthy project does get off the ground, I hope Miss Colton will save his pennies.

They both love to show off.

Is this Peter in this photo from April?

One had a lavender marriage; the other one once wanted a lavender marriage.

PMJ is 63 y’all

34 year age difference

Hmmmm, it's highly likely Peter is producing Colton's Netflix show...

r30 is correct, i bet, or he's going for a new one.

r27 No, that's Colton's father.

All I see are over whitened teeth.

Peter is exactly 40 years older than me, but he's still so much hotter than me. Does anyone know his plastic surgeon or surgeries? Of course he diets and exercises as well, but c'mon.

R34, he had pec implants...and butt tightening.

Peter updated his IG post and added hashtag #friends

But I think they are fucking.

That's one hot daddy. Good for Colton if he's tapping that ass...or getting his ass tapped by him.

Peter obviously had an eye job.

If I had big money would I lower myself to get into some sugar-baby relationship?

HELL TO THE YES!

All relationships are transactional.

Colton is just being smart. You are only young once. good for him, hope he's careful and don't get herpes.

[quote] It’s true love. Peter loves young jock dick and Colton loves money.

R19 Yup, that sounds about right

R9 You're in a gossip board, idiot.

R27 Is Gus Kenworthy a pocket gay? He seems incredibly short in that photo.

R39 I would too, but I wouldn't flaunt it. "Here's your rent check. See you Wednesday"

Gus is short...but "big".

[quote] Peter updated his IG post and added hashtag #friends But I think they are fucking.

Oh for sure they are. If you were Peter and had a chance to tap that fine young muscle ass, you wouldn’t think twice. You would pump and dump that as often as you could.

R5 hmm?

[quote] Gus is short...but "big". —I've had him...nice guy!

Nice, how’d it taste?

How did it smell?

R49.

R40 or if he does, may it be the one-time-only kind (even tho it lives in your system forever)

Did you mean "toothy," R1?

I meant toothsome twosome.

I've always used toothsome to refer to people with obnoxiously big and white teeth.

I can never understand why some get their veneers so blindingly white. It is all you can see when you look at them.