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From the Desk of Matt Damon's Daughter

“The word that my daughter calls the ‘f-slur for a homosexual’ was commonly used when I was a kid, with a different application,” Damon told the U.K. newspaper. “I made a joke, months ago, and got a treatise from my daughter. She left the table. I said, ‘Come on, that’s a joke! I say it in the movie Stuck on You!’ She went to her room and wrote a very long, beautiful treatise on how that word is dangerous. I said, ‘I retire the f-slur!’ I understood.”

"She doesn't want to see any movies that I'm in that might be good. She just likes to give me shit," said Damon, Yahoo Life previously reported. "My daughter said, 'Hey remember that movie you did, The Wall?' I said, 'It was called The Great Wall.' She goes, 'Dad, there was nothing great about that movie.' She keeps my feet firmly on the ground."

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by Anonymousreply 11August 3, 2021 3:48 PM

So... he's not a natural blond?

by Anonymousreply 1August 2, 2021 2:57 AM

Seize the moment, kid.

by Anonymousreply 2August 2, 2021 2:58 AM

Yes, a huge, existing thread, OP

by Anonymousreply 3August 2, 2021 2:59 AM

[quote] Yes, a huge, existing thread, OP

[quote] Someone had better start a "From the Desk of Matt Damon's Daughter" thread immediately.

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by Anonymousreply 4August 2, 2021 3:00 AM

"My daughter said, 'Hey remember that movie you did, The Shepherd?' I said, 'It was called The Good Shepherd' She goes, 'Dad, there was nothing good about that movie.' She keeps my feet firmly on the ground."

by Anonymousreply 5August 2, 2021 3:04 AM

Which daughter was it?

by Anonymousreply 6August 3, 2021 3:03 PM

Something tells me Matt Damon’s daughter is humorless.

by Anonymousreply 7August 3, 2021 3:09 PM

And if she’s anything like her mother, r7, chinless.

by Anonymousreply 8August 3, 2021 3:12 PM

R7, oh please, straight men using that f-word is nothing to do with humour. It's the same with the n-word these days. We all know what was going on there.

by Anonymousreply 9August 3, 2021 3:29 PM

R9 No, I’m saying she makes Tracey Flick look like an easy going gal by comparison.

by Anonymousreply 10August 3, 2021 3:43 PM

I don't think I've ever laughed at a straight man referring to gay men as faggots. There's always been a vibe of bullying and menace about it. Same thing about white people using the n-word, it's always racists doing that.

by Anonymousreply 11August 3, 2021 3:48 PM
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