Dan Levy & Paul Rudd Spotted TOGETHER

Enjoying an Indian dinner, nimrod.

Having sex in the bathroom, just like the picture shows. Sheesh.

Probably some promotional bullshit for something they are working on. Please, don't read anything else into it. Don't be absurd.

DL is so weird sometimes. two people seen together suddenly means they are fucking or dating? Seriously? MARY!

Dan seems to be aligning with anyone and any brand which will give him work. He's been doing those Tostitos commercials with Kate McKinnon and the M&M commercials, as well as some Citi card commercial too.

Why been seen TOGETHER?

They were on a date and called the paparazzi.

I want a hi res shout of Paul Rudd.

*shot not shout

bigger version

Thanks. It's a pretty bad cameraphone pic. People always mention Paul Rudd as ageless. He does look good but I wonder if he's been cut.

Dan has that UGKY growth on his face that renders him repulsive

THEY ARE GOING TO FELCH INDIAN MEAL POOP AND SPERM LOADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES, OP!!!!

Levy is on a bathrobe?

Dan is a real bear now.

That Indian woman at their table, appears to be the famous London chef, Asma Khan. Asma owns a London restaurant called Darjeeling Express,

Paul has been pictured at her IG. DL fave Riz Ahmed also knows her quite well. Nice woman. Lots of celebs stop at her restaurant.

Yes, it's Asma Khan. Found the same pic at Twitter.

R9 slice and dice

[quote]People always mention Paul Rudd as ageless. He does look good but I wonder if he's been cut.

Of course Paul is cut, he's Jewish.

"Rudd was born in Passaic, New Jersey, the son of English-born Jewish parents. His father, Michael Rudd (died 2008), was a historical tour guide and former vice-president of Trans World Airlines. His mother, Gloria Irene Granville, was a sales manager at the television station KCMO-TV in Kansas City, Missouri.

His parents were both from London, with his father hailing from Edgware and his mother from Surbiton, and both were descended from Ashkenazi Jewish immigrants who had moved to England from Belarus, Poland, and Russia.

Rudd's father's family's original surname, Rudnitsky, was changed by his grandfather to Rudd, and his mother's family's surname was originally Goldstein. Rudd had a Bar Mitzvah service in Ontario. Growing up, he loved reading British comics The Beano and The Dandy, issues of which his uncle in the UK would send to him."

Kind of amazing that two of the stars of "Clueless" looked like Wasps. Paul and Alicia Silverstone always looked Waspy to me, yet are Jewish. I never would have thought these two performers were of Jewish descent. Paul looks Irish or British descent, Alicia, I always assumed was a Wasp.

[Quote] Of course Paul is cut, he's Jewish.

Not his penis, his face.

They were secretly married in Saskatoon last weekend.

Thank god

His face? Never heard the expression, "been cut" used instead of having plastic surgery. What an incredibly stupid expression.

btw, lots of film fans have no clue Paul is Jewish.

Another pic of them

[Quote] btw, lots of film fans have no clue Paul is Jewish.

What a fascinating tidbit.

I wonde who was on the other side of the table…

Catherine and Mary Margaret O'Hara.

Paul is hanging out with Dan to get to Eugene.

That's the real scandal.

[quote]What a fascinating tidbit.

Have I hit a nerve?

Was a cute twink back in the day

R16 So maybe they're comparing their circumcisions to see who had the better mohel at his bris. Actors can be so competitive.

[quote]DL is so weird sometimes. two people seen together suddenly means they are fucking or dating? Seriously? MARY!

You mean like if a guy and girl are seem together everyone assumes they're fucking or dating?

Paul has definitely had a facelift.

So has Joel McHale. Rumor is he's had more than one.

They were obviously having a dinner to put the rest their long standing feud about who truly should be the next boy toy to swim in this WAP. I created such a burning desire in their loins with my latest “granny at the BBQ” pictorial, that they nearly had a fisticuffs moment. Luckily for them and me, they agreed to just run a raw dawg train on me in the bathroom of a Burger King for Tik Tock. As soon as my hip heals and I dye my muff ombré, I’ll post a pic.

Joel McHale looks like shit now. And also had pec implants. Paul Rudd looks Jewish. Did you grow up in flyoverstan and learn that every jew looks like Jewy Jewstein?

Wait, are they really dating? I lowkey kinda think that Paul could somehow score someone sorta hotter than Dan Levi maybe.

Yes I’m sure they are dating.

Were they canoodling?

Paul Rudd know Dan’s gay because ......?

Not to state the obvious but I would assume if it was a date, Dan would have combed his hair and washed his face first.

Maybe they came straight from bed

I'm not familiar with gossip about Paul Rudd. He has a wife?

R39 There is no gossip, other than fantasy stuff here

There has to be at least straight gossip. Has he dated Amanda Bynes?

Or Cher?

He was in a committed relationship with Miss South Seas, but their schedules ...........

This isn't gossip though, no one is seriously thinking they're dating.

Is that because Dan is femme?

Gurrlz Nite Out

Straight.

Paul dates in Europe.

Str8 b4 midnight

He wanted a messy hairy hole and lucky for him I was in town and rolled out of bed to the Indian restaurant

Clearly discussing the latest orders from their handlers in Tel Aviv, OP, on how to continue controlling the media in North America.

SMH

Is anyone else thinking of that other “eating out” scene between Lukas Gage and Murray Bartlett?

Might these 2 improve or improv on that??

I look forward to actively avoiding whatever project they might be working on together.

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R52 let’s just say Dan would be Allison Williams to Paul’s Alex Karpovsky

Meanwhile Dan's mom just wants everyone to be patient with her and Matt Damon. Progress not perfection girls.

So why were they TOGETHER!

[quote]Joel McHale looks like shit now. And also had pec implants. Paul Rudd looks Jewish. Did you grow up in flyoverstan and learn that every jew looks like Jewy Jewstein?

No douchebag, I actually grew up in Tribeca, but I bet you grew up in some bumfuck state.

Paul Rudd does not look 'typically' Jewish. Lots of Jewish people can easily be identified as being Jewish, same with most Italians, Hispanics and so many others. Certain nationalities and ethnic groups have an easily identifiable look. Don't be an argumentative schmuck.

[quote]You mean like if a guy and girl are seem together everyone assumes they're fucking or dating?

Are you 12? Lots of straight men and straight woman are just friends. Not every relationship is based on sex.

I've already moved on from Paul you losers. I'm playing cards in a yellow sweater.

What a bunch of faggots

R39 Paul is straight and married to his wife for almost 20 years & they've been together since college. There is zero gossip about him.

R30 Joel McHale has had a shitload of work done. Hair plugs, at least one facelift, pec implants etc. If Paul Rudd has had anything done it's very minor like eye bag removal and or neck tightening but he has not had a facelift. It's very easy to tell when a man gets a facelift due to the beard lines.

[quote] Paul is straight and married to his wife for almost 20 years & they've been together since college. There is zero gossip about him.

So then why were Paul & Dan TOGETHER?

yes if Paul is so straight and married then why was he on a date with Dan Levy?

LOL, R61.

Re: Rudd gossip, it is not true that there is “no gossip” about him. He was said to have had gay flings (or at least gay sexual encounters) when he was young and either in college or just doing theater. A person who claimed to have had sex with him remarked it was very odd to watch him morph into the video game playing, hetero dad that he became later.

Also: how does the OP’s image even *get* that low-res? All a person has to do is save the original photo from wherever it first appeared and repost it on whatever image hosting site they want. It looks like someone’s internet connection wasn’t working and they screengrabbed the picture before it had loaded properly, and then they shrink it down to thumbnail size 25KB and then made an Instagram post of it and then someone screengrabbed that and uploaded it to ImgBB. WTF, people.

R65 Well there is also the fact that he met his wife through his publicist (she worked at his publicists office). There is straight, and there is "actors straight." Would it surprise me to find out Paul Rudd played around with a few cocks back in the day, no. But there is absolutely nothing going on between Rudd and Levy. First off, if there was, not way they'd be seen together if Rudd was actually a closet case (which I don't believe he is). Second, there are rumors that Levy has been cast in Ant Man 3 which is currently filming. Finally, if Rudd were bi or gay, he could do a lot better!

R62 I'm certain Paul had surgery around his eyes. If you look at photos of him about a decade ago, he clearly had eye bags, several year ago they disappeared.

Read the caption and then check out Jesse Tyler Ferguson's comment.... "You watch TV. You SEE theater." Spoken like a true grammar queen DLer if there ever was one.

Why are there so many people invested in protecting the sanctity of Paul Rudd's reputation as a heterosexual? It sounds so personal with them. It's fine if you don't think Dan's shagging him, but it's fun to say that he is, and this is Datalounge. Also, we don't know. 🤷‍♂️

Indeed we don't know. But I'd rather good gossip than elaborate dream scenarios.

Levy looks like Groucho Marx

R68 You could also argue the reverse side of the coin by saying are so many people insistent that any good looking guy in Hollywood can't possibility be straight.

No wonder most straight guys don’t want to be friends with out gays . Ugh

John Goodman isn't considered all that good looking.

[Quote] No wonder most straight guys don’t want to be friends with out gays . Ugh

Paul Rudd does not need to be protected from gay speculation.

Did Levy present hole after dinner or no? He already has the bathrobe on?

Levy is fugly

Surely Paul could be better than Dan Levy, no?

Better at what? Folding sweaters?

DID SOMEONE GAY SAY SWEATERS????

Surely Paul could do better than Dan Levy, no?

Dan probably gives good head.

But that face! Paul is a braver man than I.

It's like getting a blowjob from Estelle Getty. Don't look down.

Is Dan Levy considered ugly? He looks like Mr. Average to me.

He's not ugly at all. But you know how DL is about gay men and straight men.

Yes, that’s the only reason why we think Paul is better looking than Dan. 🙄🙄🙄

Couldn’t be because we have eyes.

Dan isn't ugly. He's actually quite sexy. Most of you bitches would let him blow you in a second.

I doubt he swallows though.

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