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Gym Jordan Fumbles, Stumbles and Stammers

Did you speak with the president before, during or after the Capitol was attacked?

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by Anonymousreply 26October 21, 2021 7:51 PM

He can’t recall when he spoke to the president of the United States on the day when a violent insurrection was taking place in the U.S. Capitol building where he worked?

Hmmm. That sounds like a lie.

by Anonymousreply 1July 30, 2021 5:16 AM

Sure, I stole the car, but why were the doors unlocked? Answer me that! Benghazi!

by Anonymousreply 2July 30, 2021 5:17 AM

Can you say, "Panic?"

He's used to those Fox/OAN/Newsmax softballs.

by Anonymousreply 3July 30, 2021 5:19 AM

Give him a break. It's hard to talk with Trump's balls in his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 4July 30, 2021 5:20 AM

He really had to wrestle with that one

by Anonymousreply 5July 30, 2021 5:22 AM

Grab him by his asshole like those wrestlers do.

by Anonymousreply 6July 30, 2021 5:23 AM

They really pinned him to the mat on this one.

by Anonymousreply 7July 30, 2021 5:30 AM

I caught someone stealing something out of my yard and they actually told me I shouldn’t have left them out to confuse/tempt them. That reminded me of this video.

by Anonymousreply 8July 30, 2021 5:33 AM

He sounds like the Micro Machines guy! 🤣

by Anonymousreply 9July 30, 2021 5:41 AM

He gave hot tub titles to wrestlers. It goes to show you complete craziness of the people who vote for him. He very obviously trolled young cock. Then pretended like it never happened.

by Anonymousreply 10July 30, 2021 5:45 AM

Subpoena Jordan and humiliate the fuck out of him on television. He's an insurrectionist.

Get Josh Hawley too.

by Anonymousreply 11July 30, 2021 10:52 AM

For a guy who has never written or even sponsored a bill you wonder what he means by getting things done that voters want him to- he’s never gotten anything done- he reacts in press- that’s all.

by Anonymousreply 12July 30, 2021 4:33 PM

He’s a Royal cunt

by Anonymousreply 13July 30, 2021 4:40 PM

He's never authored a bill. His only job is spokesmodel and agitator.

by Anonymousreply 14July 30, 2021 5:38 PM

She need to quit

by Anonymousreply 15July 30, 2021 5:48 PM

Meanwhile his friend Gaetz is pretending that the people arrested on January 6th are some sort of freedom fighters being held captive by Nancy Pelosi on behalf of the swamp

by Anonymousreply 16July 30, 2021 5:51 PM

How did he knew he talked to the president but didn’t have any idea what time?

Focus on the time.

by Anonymousreply 17July 31, 2021 7:40 PM

He knows, r17

by Anonymousreply 18July 31, 2021 8:24 PM

Excellent take on Gym Jordan...

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by Anonymousreply 19July 31, 2021 8:47 PM

Entitled douchebags treat congressional hearing like Jr. High Student Council meeting...

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by Anonymousreply 20October 21, 2021 3:46 PM

I never understood the whole "why wasn't there better police protection?" defense. Because, at the time, the Federal Government was run by Trump and McConnell and Pelosi, thus 2/3 Republican.

Also, it sort of begs the question. "There was a huge Republican mob that descended on the Capitol. Why didn't Pelosi stop it??" omits kind of a lot.

by Anonymousreply 21October 21, 2021 4:02 PM

Is Michael Steele a queen? I had no idea.

by Anonymousreply 22October 21, 2021 4:42 PM

She code-switches, it seems.

by Anonymousreply 23October 21, 2021 4:43 PM


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by Anonymousreply 24October 21, 2021 5:19 PM
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by Anonymousreply 25October 21, 2021 7:43 PM

Groceries were unavailable because a killer virus was allowed to go unchecked. Supermarket shelves all over the country were bare.

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