Judge Judy was right! Beauty fades!

Jesus! My eyes!

Isn't this is 6th marriage? He must still have money from his parents.

Ugly AF.

¡Ay caramba!

Kenna Nicole Smith? Anna Nicole Smith was dead so he got the next available?

He’s a Trumper. Most of them end up as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.

And I’m sure this marriage will be the one that actually lasts.🙄

He looks like shit in part to that shit beard and style-less hair.

I truly think in this case it’s drugs. A lot of them.

His fiancée looks… unthrilled.

Mmmmm. So swarthy back in the day! I bet his balls were so musky and steamy hot!

[quote] Ugly AF

[quote] My eyes!

Eetz much better to look good than to feel good.

You're a whore, son.

Aging is cruel. He was the hottest man alive 40 years ago.

Wife #5. I predict he'll have moved on to wife #6 in a few years.

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I'm still standing.

He obviously saw Kenny Rogers’ plastic surgeon

He left without paying the bill at my friend's restaurant. True story.

Jesus Christ! Is he still waiting for Mummy to die???

That's why he filed bankruptcy before his mom kicked the bucket... This way he can dump all that debt and get the sum total of her estate! Pretty slick, "Renegade"!

The article got it wrong about his kids. The three daughters are with shauna sand not kinmont.

Deplorable trash. Glad his outsides are matching the inside of this scumbag.

Karma for being a judge (With a lazer pointer for highlightng flaws) on this shitshow.

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Lorenzo Lamas always seemed like the greasiest, smarmiest, cheesiest of all the wanna-be hot guys of the 1990s. Something about him always felt off. Like inside his overdeveloped body was the soul of a nasty little unbathed child. Not very bright, not very charismatic, not very talented, he always came across as wanting more than he deserved.

And that show Renegades made Walker look like Emmy-winning material. Man, it was bad. B-A-D.

r19 I'm assuming this house sold at some point; they should have held out...I'm sure the rockland county market of this last year would have added another $500,000K to the sale price. Regardless, it is lovely.

"It's the longtime weekend retreat of actress Arlene Dahl — Dahl is the mother of actor Lorenzo Lamas — and her sixth husband, Marc Rosen. Rosen is founder of Marc Rosen Associates, which specializes in the design and packaging of luxury cosmetic products.

A wall in the home of actress Arlene Dahl is dedicated to her many magazine covers. Dahl, who is 92 years old, appeared in over 30 films during the 1940s and '50s with Fred Astaire and Red Skelton, and later as fan favorite Lucinda on the ABC soap opera "One Life to Live." She and Rosen wed in 1984. The couple will celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary this summer."

Fun fact: He is a cousin of Theranos sociopath Elizabeth Holmes.

R26 !!! Wow, that is amazing...at their cores, they are both grifter-narcissists.

That really is a fun fact, R26.

We’ve heard it all before 🙄

Too much Falcon Crest wine.

Now I can die happy knowing my son has finally found the love of his life.

Tattoos will fuck you up.

Tattoos AND marrying centerfolds will fuck you up more.

Years of hard living, tanning and a bad facelift have totally ruined his looks.

A least the new girlfriend doesn't look like dead-eyed blow-up doll like his ex Shauna Sands did.

R14, this will be wife #6. He's been married 5 times. The fourth one slept with his son.

I can't believe I was once married to this loser.

He got his mother's skin, baked it in the sun for ages, and pickled it in alcohol.

Why would she marry him?

I think he would look much better without the facial hair and by letting his hair go all gray or dying it a solid color.

[quote] I truly think in this case it’s drugs. A lot of them.

He’s 63. His skin is sun damaged and in the past, he had bad plastic surgery.

[quote] Isn't this is 6th marriage? He must still have money from his parents.

He works as a helicopter pilot.

If he works as a helicopter pilot, he gets drug tested. So, this is probably decades of cigarettes, booze and sun damage.

I used to love watching his sex scene in this terrible movie.

lort!

Meanwhile, his classmate/steady from Rydell is a great example of clean living!

Maybe they saved and resuscitated him almost too late from that giant vat-sized glass of wine in front of him that he'd fallen (or dived...) into!??

He is 63, qualifies for social security, he is not a spring chicken anymore.

Didn't Lorenzo Lamas already have a wife named Kendra?

If that isn't the trashiest pole dancer name I don't know what is. Something tells me Lorenzo Lamas and all of his current and former wives have never had a single library card among them!

R46 = Jane Wyman

R46 Um. “If that isn't the trashiest pole dancer name I don't know what is.”

Sorry, it was Shauna, not Kendra. Both are really cheap names.

Who the fuck is that stretched-out skunk-haired old man on the left? He looks like a hideous monster.

Love that he looks like shit now when he has been a notorious asshole since the 80s.

PS his dad was much hotter.

He is wearing the weirdest wig I have ever seen in my life.

R51 You should check out his Twitter. He’s an even bigger asshole than in his heyday.

Jesus, I guess he never heard of moisturizer 🧴!

[quote] Jesus, I guess he never heard of moisturizer 🧴!

He's made from rich, Corinthian leather.

How did he become so white? I always thought he was naturally brown. He was to die for in "Grease", with the blond hair and brown skin.

I would still fuck him.

Do you think he’s ever tried anal sex?

I would not recognize him, and I spent a lot of time looking at him in the 80s.

#19, I believe if your financial situation changes within a couple years of your bankrupty- like a financial windfall- you have to report that.

R43 She resembles the original Broadway Patty Simcox.

Holy fucking shit!

I may be bald but you can still tell it's me.

Damn, he looks horrible. He was so gorgeous.

I remember seeing pics of Ana Alicia a few years ago and she looked fabulous. Maybe not being in Hollywood really does wonders for one's mental health.

Fernando Lamas would never ever say to Lorenzo "you look mahhhhhhhvelous!"

He was only ever hot in Grease

His character in Grease was Tom. He was cute but Olivia’s character, Sandy, ditched him so she could go to the National Bandstand dance in the high school gym with John Travolta, Danny.

If he had not done the surgery he probably would look great today. His Dad look great older. According to his book, after Grease, he posed full frontal for Playgirl with his girlfriend. His dad was livid and knew Playgirl's audience was mostly gay guys and with lawyers he got the layout killed and the negatives destroyed. Legend has it a memorabilia store in Hollywood Baby Jane something had the photos for sale. But he also mentions in his book he was sleeping on his father's couch one night and Fernando came out of the bedroom in the middle of the night fully nude and at attention and shocked Lorenzo with him saying it was the biggest dick he ever saw. Got the impression he didn't inherit it. Maybe that's why Fernando had the layout cancelled.

I bet Lorenzo loved the biggest dick he ever saw.

Lorenzo's Oil. Great film!

R67 “Fernando came out of the bedroom in the middle of the night fully nude and at attention and shocked Lorenzo with him saying it was the biggest dick he ever saw.” 1) I love books like this 2) How many hard dicks had he seen?