I will be terrified if I can stop laughing long enough.
LAMB - coming to a theater near you
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 14, 2021 12:31 AM|
I watched the trailer this morning, and the upright walking lamb looked ridiculous. Is it a Christ parable? I assume that the husband is a sheep fucker. When the wife sees the lamb baby does she turn to him and scream "Ewe fucker!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 1||July 27, 2021 10:55 PM|
The look on the cats' face in that trailer pretty much describes my reaction to it.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||July 27, 2021 11:02 PM|
How did Nicholas Cage not get a role in this?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||July 27, 2021 11:14 PM|
Direct link to the trailer. It actually looks good.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||July 27, 2021 11:36 PM|
God Only Knows???
|by Anonymous||reply 5||July 27, 2021 11:38 PM|
Did he fuck the sheep mom? And then take her baby?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||July 28, 2021 1:03 AM|
The A24 fangurls over at r/Horror are already clamoring over this trailer.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||July 28, 2021 1:36 AM|
How baaaaaad can it be?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||July 28, 2021 1:48 AM|
[quote]I assume that the husband is a sheep fucker.
Good Lord in Heaven!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||July 28, 2021 1:56 AM|
Wow -- now we know they've really run out of ideas!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||July 28, 2021 1:58 AM|
Any relation to Black Philip?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||July 28, 2021 11:43 AM|
Ari Aster/A24 stans will loose their collective shit if you dare say something critical about this trailer. (Yes I know this isn't an Ari Aster flick).
|by Anonymous||reply 12||July 28, 2021 12:05 PM|
Isn't satan pictured as a goat? Is this baby satan?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||July 28, 2021 12:20 PM|
R13 doesn’t know that sheep and goats are different animals.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||July 28, 2021 12:24 PM|
That Noomi Rapace sure has a lot of little dots all over her face.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||July 28, 2021 12:25 PM|
R13 is Selma Bouvier.
Satan is sometimes portrayed as a goat, yes.
Jeebus is portrayed as a lamb.
They released another quick clip from the movie
|by Anonymous||reply 16||July 28, 2021 12:29 PM|
A24 have put out The Witch, Hereditary, Midsommar and St Maud in the last few years and I’ve loved them all. I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt on this one.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||July 28, 2021 12:29 PM|
R13 I grew up on a derelict little farm where my dad kept sheep for a bit (packed it in after ten years, too much work for no return). One year, he jokingly assigned one of our lambs to me as a temporary pet (because I had expressed a wish for a German Shepherd puppy, but there wasn’t one going local at the time), and he told me it was called Mint Sauce. I was a bit too small to get the joke at the time, and happily chattered away about my morbidly-named baby sheep to my infant-school teachers and pals.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||July 28, 2021 12:33 PM|
Trailer looks good! I'm in.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||July 28, 2021 12:44 PM|
Less terrifying than Ms. Stefani's L.A.M.B.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||July 28, 2021 12:47 PM|
Well ,....,christians might like it
|by Anonymous||reply 21||July 28, 2021 1:09 PM|
Trash. Mutton dressed as lamb.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||July 28, 2021 1:10 PM|
Oooh love it. And agree, that dirty Young MacDonald definitely defiled that Ewe.
Probably PETA propaganda, but I'm sold.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||July 28, 2021 1:17 PM|
Wasn’t there a big brouhaha about the 2016 film of the same name (with Liam Neeson)? Iirc it was something to do with a borderline-inappropriate relationship between a priest and a little girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||July 28, 2021 1:53 PM|
Does Chicken Lady have a cameo?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||July 28, 2021 2:33 PM|
Zero superheroes. Not a sequel. Not a remake.
Let's support movies like this.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||July 28, 2021 2:39 PM|
There was also a film called LAMB. Isn't it about a pedophile or something? No good films should be called LAMB ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||July 28, 2021 2:43 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 28||July 28, 2021 2:49 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 29||July 28, 2021 5:10 PM|
Somehow, I think Shari Lewis in kosher heaven is not very happy about this. Remember, R18 that Shari named her ewe sock puppet "Lamb Chop". No Shari Lewis, I am not going....
|by Anonymous||reply 30||July 28, 2021 5:37 PM|
I've racked my brains trying to think of a joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||July 28, 2021 5:45 PM|
Looking forward to this.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||July 29, 2021 4:37 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||July 29, 2021 5:22 AM|
R33 HAHAHA Good one, Mimi.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||July 29, 2021 5:29 AM|
The director says it’s not a horror movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||September 11, 2021 3:18 AM|
[quote] Wow -- now we know they've really run out of ideas!
I'm with R26.
I'd rather watch something original like this, than watch another fucking MARVEL movie any day!
|by Anonymous||reply 36||September 11, 2021 3:42 AM|
Everyone will flock to this flick.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||September 11, 2021 4:09 AM|
I wonder how old I am?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||September 11, 2021 4:15 AM|
God that trailer was awful. I hate when iconic songs are reappropriated, especially when these ham-fisted hacks think that by doing it, they're being sooooo fucking clever/edgy. Go back to the 90s with your self-aware, postmodernist dreck. Last good horror film was original American Werewolf in London.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||September 11, 2021 4:21 AM|
R20 Hey! That was one of my favorite albums in high school!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||September 11, 2021 4:26 AM|
Not since "Howard the Duck" has Hollywood created
such a intriguing blend of reality and fantasy!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||September 11, 2021 7:11 AM|
This film will go down well with some mint jelly.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||September 11, 2021 7:21 AM|
The sheeple should love it.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||September 11, 2021 6:25 PM|
R40, don't Holla back. Girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||September 14, 2021 12:05 AM|
Dear hubby cheats on his wife with a lamb. She's emotionally distraught when she discovers this but determined to love her hybrid human/animal newborn nonetheless. They both go through an emotional roller coaster in the process while trying to save their marriage.
This is pure fodder for the rabid psycho Midsommar fan girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||September 14, 2021 12:26 AM|
Just seeing OP’s post I can tell how this movie will end: Someone will kill and eat the lamb character. And the people who will gasp in the theatres are assholes who eat animals every day without a second thought….
|by Anonymous||reply 46||September 14, 2021 12:31 AM|