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LAMB - coming to a theater near you

I will be terrified if I can stop laughing long enough.

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by Anonymousreply 46September 14, 2021 12:31 AM

I watched the trailer this morning, and the upright walking lamb looked ridiculous. Is it a Christ parable? I assume that the husband is a sheep fucker. When the wife sees the lamb baby does she turn to him and scream "Ewe fucker!!"

by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2021 10:55 PM

The look on the cats' face in that trailer pretty much describes my reaction to it.

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2021 11:02 PM

How did Nicholas Cage not get a role in this?

by Anonymousreply 3July 27, 2021 11:14 PM

Direct link to the trailer. It actually looks good.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2021 11:36 PM

God Only Knows???

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2021 11:38 PM

Did he fuck the sheep mom? And then take her baby?

Fucker!

by Anonymousreply 6July 28, 2021 1:03 AM

The A24 fangurls over at r/Horror are already clamoring over this trailer.

by Anonymousreply 7July 28, 2021 1:36 AM

How baaaaaad can it be?

by Anonymousreply 8July 28, 2021 1:48 AM

[quote]I assume that the husband is a sheep fucker.

Good Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 9July 28, 2021 1:56 AM

Wow -- now we know they've really run out of ideas!

by Anonymousreply 10July 28, 2021 1:58 AM

Any relation to Black Philip?

by Anonymousreply 11July 28, 2021 11:43 AM

Ari Aster/A24 stans will loose their collective shit if you dare say something critical about this trailer. (Yes I know this isn't an Ari Aster flick).

by Anonymousreply 12July 28, 2021 12:05 PM

Isn't satan pictured as a goat? Is this baby satan?

by Anonymousreply 13July 28, 2021 12:20 PM

R13 doesn’t know that sheep and goats are different animals.

by Anonymousreply 14July 28, 2021 12:24 PM

That Noomi Rapace sure has a lot of little dots all over her face.

by Anonymousreply 15July 28, 2021 12:25 PM

R13 is Selma Bouvier.

Satan is sometimes portrayed as a goat, yes.

Jeebus is portrayed as a lamb.

They released another quick clip from the movie

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by Anonymousreply 16July 28, 2021 12:29 PM

A24 have put out The Witch, Hereditary, Midsommar and St Maud in the last few years and I’ve loved them all. I’m going to give them the benefit of the doubt on this one.

by Anonymousreply 17July 28, 2021 12:29 PM

R13 I grew up on a derelict little farm where my dad kept sheep for a bit (packed it in after ten years, too much work for no return). One year, he jokingly assigned one of our lambs to me as a temporary pet (because I had expressed a wish for a German Shepherd puppy, but there wasn’t one going local at the time), and he told me it was called Mint Sauce. I was a bit too small to get the joke at the time, and happily chattered away about my morbidly-named baby sheep to my infant-school teachers and pals.

by Anonymousreply 18July 28, 2021 12:33 PM

Trailer looks good! I'm in.

by Anonymousreply 19July 28, 2021 12:44 PM

Less terrifying than Ms. Stefani's L.A.M.B.

by Anonymousreply 20July 28, 2021 12:47 PM

Well ,....,christians might like it

by Anonymousreply 21July 28, 2021 1:09 PM

Trash. Mutton dressed as lamb.

by Anonymousreply 22July 28, 2021 1:10 PM

Oooh love it. And agree, that dirty Young MacDonald definitely defiled that Ewe.

Probably PETA propaganda, but I'm sold.

by Anonymousreply 23July 28, 2021 1:17 PM

Wasn’t there a big brouhaha about the 2016 film of the same name (with Liam Neeson)? Iirc it was something to do with a borderline-inappropriate relationship between a priest and a little girl.

by Anonymousreply 24July 28, 2021 1:53 PM

Does Chicken Lady have a cameo?

by Anonymousreply 25July 28, 2021 2:33 PM

Zero superheroes. Not a sequel. Not a remake.

Let's support movies like this.

by Anonymousreply 26July 28, 2021 2:39 PM

There was also a film called LAMB. Isn't it about a pedophile or something? No good films should be called LAMB ever.

by Anonymousreply 27July 28, 2021 2:43 PM

Zzzzzzzzzz

by Anonymousreply 28July 28, 2021 2:49 PM

Ew.

by Anonymousreply 29July 28, 2021 5:10 PM

Somehow, I think Shari Lewis in kosher heaven is not very happy about this. Remember, R18 that Shari named her ewe sock puppet "Lamb Chop". No Shari Lewis, I am not going....

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by Anonymousreply 30July 28, 2021 5:37 PM

I've racked my brains trying to think of a joke.

by Anonymousreply 31July 28, 2021 5:45 PM

Looking forward to this.

by Anonymousreply 32July 29, 2021 4:37 AM

R31 ahem

by Anonymousreply 33July 29, 2021 5:22 AM

R33 HAHAHA Good one, Mimi.

by Anonymousreply 34July 29, 2021 5:29 AM

The director says it’s not a horror movie.

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by Anonymousreply 35September 11, 2021 3:18 AM

[quote] Wow -- now we know they've really run out of ideas!

I'm with R26.

I'd rather watch something original like this, than watch another fucking MARVEL movie any day!

by Anonymousreply 36September 11, 2021 3:42 AM

Everyone will flock to this flick.

by Anonymousreply 37September 11, 2021 4:09 AM

I wonder how old I am?

by Anonymousreply 38September 11, 2021 4:15 AM

God that trailer was awful. I hate when iconic songs are reappropriated, especially when these ham-fisted hacks think that by doing it, they're being sooooo fucking clever/edgy. Go back to the 90s with your self-aware, postmodernist dreck. Last good horror film was original American Werewolf in London.

by Anonymousreply 39September 11, 2021 4:21 AM

R20 Hey! That was one of my favorite albums in high school!

by Anonymousreply 40September 11, 2021 4:26 AM

Not since "Howard the Duck" has Hollywood created

such a intriguing blend of reality and fantasy!

by Anonymousreply 41September 11, 2021 7:11 AM

This film will go down well with some mint jelly.

by Anonymousreply 42September 11, 2021 7:21 AM

The sheeple should love it.

by Anonymousreply 43September 11, 2021 6:25 PM

R40, don't Holla back. Girl.

by Anonymousreply 44September 14, 2021 12:05 AM

Dear hubby cheats on his wife with a lamb. She's emotionally distraught when she discovers this but determined to love her hybrid human/animal newborn nonetheless. They both go through an emotional roller coaster in the process while trying to save their marriage.

This is pure fodder for the rabid psycho Midsommar fan girls.

by Anonymousreply 45September 14, 2021 12:26 AM

Just seeing OP’s post I can tell how this movie will end: Someone will kill and eat the lamb character. And the people who will gasp in the theatres are assholes who eat animals every day without a second thought….

by Anonymousreply 46September 14, 2021 12:31 AM
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