Anita Bryant Lesbian Granddaughter Getting Married
Sarah Green is now planning her wedding, but is unsure if she should invite her grandmother.
"I think I probably will eventually just call her and ask if she even wants an invitation, because I genuinely do not know how she would respond. I don't know if she would be offended if I didn't invite her," Green said on the episode.
Her father and Bryant's son, Robert Green, said Bryant's "face froze" when she learned of the engagement.
"All at once, her eyes widened, her smile opened, and out came the oddest sound: 'Oh.' Instead of taking Sarah as she is, my mom has chosen to pray that Sarah will eventually conform to my mom's idea of what God wants Sarah to be," Robert Green said
Why wouldn't Anita Bryant want to go to her Lesbian Granddaughter's wedding?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 29, 2021 1:48 AM
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Forgive her for living, Anita Bryant!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 27, 2021 4:44 PM
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If only this family had good female role models, then she would've turned out heterosexual.
I blame the parents (& grandparents).
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 27, 2021 4:50 PM
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Damn, 'Nita, at least pay for the UHaul rental! And maybe some crockpot meatballs, ffs.
Sheesh.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 27, 2021 4:50 PM
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At least Robert seems realistic about knowing his mum is a right wing fundy. Poor thing, he's had to live with her shit all his life.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 27, 2021 5:00 PM
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She won't go if they serve fruit pie.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 27, 2021 5:07 PM
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[quote] Why wouldn't Anita Bryant want to go to her Lesbian Granddaughter's wedding?
Why would the bride want a hateful crazy bitch there?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 27, 2021 5:22 PM
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Why not? Granny can bring the orange juice.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 27, 2021 5:48 PM
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Hell, yes! Invite her. I would LOVE to see the photos of that unremitting bitch at her granddaughter's lesbo wedding!
It would be the ultimate victory for the homos.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 27, 2021 5:50 PM
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Funny how these 'phobes always end up with gay kids or gay grandkids
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 27, 2021 5:53 PM
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I'd say throw another pie in that bitch's face, but honestly, what a waste of pie.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 27, 2021 5:53 PM
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R7 Her granddaughter might be scared to drink it.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 27, 2021 5:55 PM
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I didn't even know the vile cunt was still alive.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 27, 2021 5:55 PM
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Just send them a nice Home Depot gift card and be done with it.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 27, 2021 5:56 PM
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The granddaughter's bride should get their wedding band to play this for the family =
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 27, 2021 6:01 PM
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She's only 81. She seems to have been around forever.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 27, 2021 6:01 PM
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You know Ole Nita wants to lap on some ladyham herself.
Doth protest too much, etc. etc. etc.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 27, 2021 6:03 PM
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Of course, invite her and if she doesn't attend (which she probably won't), everybody will realize that decades later, she still hasn't changed. Besides, the press will eat this and show the world that she's a petty homophobic bitch even towards her own family.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 27, 2021 6:07 PM
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Thank you, OP, this makes my day!!!!!!!!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 27, 2021 6:20 PM
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I wouldn’t invite this breeder bitch to her own funeral.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 27, 2021 6:23 PM
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Damn, most homophobes give it up when they become senior citizens, life being too short and all. Bryant still has a vendetta?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 27, 2021 6:30 PM
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I wish Barry Manilow or Boy George or some other openly gay male pop star would go on a crusade against heterosexuals and their pathological demand for special rights.
It would be tit for tat.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 27, 2021 6:30 PM
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[quote] Thank you, OP, this makes my day!!!!!!!!!!!
You are welcome Lezzie-Lez-Lez
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 27, 2021 7:08 PM
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Will they be serving her cake right in the face? Will cake be swapped for fruit pie?
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 27, 2021 7:26 PM
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Anita hasn't been the same since the death of her son Kobe.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 28, 2021 1:24 AM
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Well this might actually kill the old bitch, having a lesbian granddaughter.
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 28, 2021 1:46 AM
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Invite her unless there has been bad blood within the family throughout the years and an invitation would cause a disaster. She is the grandmother. Then allow the invitee to decide whether of not to attend. That goes for anyone you might want to invite but don't quite know what to do. Allow the invitee to bring a guest so that the invitee has a friend or companion at an event that could be awkward for the invitee to attend alone.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 28, 2021 1:54 AM
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R28 I didn't know she had a dead kid.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 28, 2021 1:58 AM
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R33 Your lesbian lover of Miami.
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | July 28, 2021 2:13 AM
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Can I wear my "I Slept With Anita Bryant's Husband" button?
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | July 28, 2021 2:20 AM
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If your grandmother does show up for it she should plastered all over the Internet
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | July 28, 2021 2:21 AM
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Dear Anita, Can we chat for just a bit? I hear your granddaughter licks the clit. How's it feel, wrinkled beauty queen? To know your granddaughter prefers the bean?
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | July 29, 2021 1:48 AM
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