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His dick smells like POTATO SALAD

WHY

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2021 5:47 AM

I know not of what you speak, but I definitely like potato salad, egg salad, etc.

by Anonymousreply 1July 27, 2021 5:28 AM

Why do you eat potato salad, OP?

by Anonymousreply 2July 27, 2021 5:30 AM

That small, is Gelsons’s potatoe sallad, the vary eslusive one thats eslusive and verry expancive, and beloveded by Hollywood Stars, and that small came from my mouthe! 🕶👄💋👩‍🦳🗣👠🦀🌹🤑💄🇨🇺

by Anonymousreply 3July 27, 2021 5:33 AM

Smegma.

by Anonymousreply 4July 27, 2021 5:37 AM

All those simple carbs and the calories/saturated fat in mayonnaise...

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2021 5:47 AM
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