Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.

Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.

Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.

Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.

Why do all male gymnasts look like they're getting ready for a Pride parade?

Why do all male gymnasts, no matter the country, all look like Weho or Chelsea clones.

They all have the most current gay hair cuts.

Even the ones who are straight (or at least married women) look like they'd fit in in any gay bar in the world.

by Anonymousreply 21July 27, 2021 1:56 AM

We don't know what you're talking about, op.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 1July 26, 2021 11:50 PM

Homo say what?

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 2July 26, 2021 11:51 PM

Why is everyone looking at me????

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 3July 26, 2021 11:54 PM

Mitch Gaylord was made for gay porn.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 4July 26, 2021 11:55 PM

1984 US Men's Olympic team.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 5July 26, 2021 11:58 PM

If I looked like that, I’d be half-nude EVERYWHERE! Good for them, I hope they’re all getting laid constantly!

by Anonymousreply 6July 26, 2021 11:59 PM

I don't think that really applies to the Russian team.

They always looks sort of ... INBRED.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 7July 27, 2021 12:10 AM

They got the look, lean, muscles, no fat, nice haircuts.

by Anonymousreply 8July 27, 2021 12:13 AM

In gymnastics, you get points for ALL aspects of your presentation, op.

That includes hygiene and grooming.

Same for figure skating.

Gymnastics and Figure Skating are the two sports where it actually pays to be good looking.

by Anonymousreply 9July 27, 2021 12:17 AM

Male gymnasts pretty much come to the gay male physical ideal. ervery muscle of their body is worked out, and their ytraops get so big they often look like steroids even when they're not.

I have a friend who is bi who was on the varsity gymnastics team at Berkeley--he told me when he moved to the Bay Area for college he never was propositioned so much in his life, and he constantly took advantage of all the gay attention he received.

Since he left college and the gymnastics team (he's a college professor now, and doesn't look nearly as muscular as he did then), he says men rarely proposition him anymore. He's still handsome and reasonably fit, but nothing like what I've seen him look like in photos from that time.

by Anonymousreply 10July 27, 2021 12:19 AM

Show us a photo, R10!

He sounds hot.

by Anonymousreply 11July 27, 2021 12:21 AM

[quote]I have a friend who is bi who was on the varsity gymnastics team at Berkeley--he told me when he moved to the Bay Area for college he never was propositioned so much in his life, and he constantly took advantage of all the gay attention he received.

I once saw Randy Wickstrom tumbling back when he was at Cal. He seemed to float in the air and made it look so effortless. Great body with sexy legs and ass.

by Anonymousreply 12July 27, 2021 12:38 AM

Sam Mikulak is the hottest from the US men's team, IMO. The others are cute but look too young/twink porn for my taste.

by Anonymousreply 13July 27, 2021 12:42 AM

For me, Alexei Nemov has always been the gold standard male gymnast.

Interestingly, I never got a gay vibe from him.

But he was always so clean cut, and his body was perfection.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 14July 27, 2021 12:45 AM

Alexei always had the same haircut, too.

Another thing I loved about him.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2021 12:46 AM

why are all the top male gymnasts have some kind of "mental Issue"? is their any top male gymnast that is more or less down to earth and normal?..

by Anonymousreply 16July 27, 2021 12:48 AM

why are all the top male gymnasts have some kind of "mental Issue"? is their any top male gymnast that is more or less down to earth and normal?..

by Anonymousreply 17July 27, 2021 12:49 AM

No. The monk like discipline and overwhelming obsession it takes to be an olympic gymnast precludes any kind of 'normalcy' in ones life. Like a great world class ballet dancer don't expect warm and fuzzy.

by Anonymousreply 18July 27, 2021 12:56 AM

I use to diddle myself thinking about these twins.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 19July 27, 2021 1:54 AM

Gross, R19!

Those were two of the VERY FEW male gymnasts that I never found attractive.

They look like they're missing a chromosome, or something.

by Anonymousreply 20July 27, 2021 1:56 AM

R19 = Blaine Wilson

by Anonymousreply 21July 27, 2021 1:56 AM
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.

Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.

×

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!