An Era is About to Come to an End... but it's always still MILLER TIME!

Well Shannon, you had your day and 25 years is fairly amazing. You earned those medals in an era when there was a lot more competition(not to take anything away from Simone though)

Go buy some hair scrunchies and go petition to something and you'll be ok

[quote]go petition to something and you'll be ok

Oh, Kim... you're still broken up about Bareclona, huh?

Eat my Gold twat!

Why are the Russians still allowed to send athletes?

I will forever respect Shannon for her choice of bridal hairstylists: Pan's Hair Sensations of OKC, and special consultant from White Trash & Pink Lemonade Coiffure International of Tyler, TX.

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Bravo OP!

Anyone watching the Women's Team Final live right now?

r7

yes sir

This is the first time in 12 years the US Women haven't lead going into the Finals. Imagine if the US fucks up so badly they don't even medal!

I know I wouldn't mind...

I don't understand the leotards of the Italians. Leotards should have to match the colors of their Nation!

I have to say I hate the format they're using where teams share an event and alternate competitors.

It's amazing that so many gymnasts are competing a Double Twisting Yurchenko vault... it's confusing that it's even still competitive when gymnasts were competing it over 30 years ago.

Spoiler Alert:

Simone may have just fucked it up for the US! Maybe my prayers can still be answered!

r13

ok maybe you're ok today but your record will be toast by the end of the week

Shut it, Karri at R14.... you never know if Simone comes down with something!

Simone is clearly over it but sorry big tits shannon your record is history.

Spoiler:

Wow... Simone must be a basket case... they just took her out of the Bars routine.

Tom Forrester is DONE.

HAHAHA.....

Prayers DO get answered!!!!

Simone is out of the entire rest of the Team Competition.

How are these little shlyuhka’s hitting every routine all of a sudden?

So it's been revealed that Simone is out due to, "mental issues."

She might just be trying to preserve her reputation for Individual medals... but seems like she's majorly screwed the team over and US might very well not wint he Gold now.

I seem to recall Shannon doing something similar... 94 Worlds Anyone?

R19 because they cheat. Again, why were the Russians allowed to compete?

R19. Well one of them finally fucked up.

The Italians might get bronze without their best gymnast wow.

Team USA is now saying that Simone's issue is medical and she will be assessed for "competition readiness."

We love our prayers being answered!

I'm still sort of in disbelief how the Romanian's program went downhill so fast that this is the second Olympics where they didn't qualify a team.

Is the all-around competition being shown anywhere? NBC acting like it’s not even happening right now.

R25 It is sad but at least Italy is coming in strong in their place. too bad their national Champion got injured just before the games.

R26 peacock app.

Thanks, R28!

R26, if you're talking about the Team competition, it's showing right now on NBC Olympics App.

Sunisa Lee will be the new Olympic Champ... mark my words!

R27, I'm rooting for China. When did Italy become a contender?

R32 2019 when their talented juniors moved up.

Funny how the Russians were able to do this in both the Men's and Women's competitions. It's suspicious.

What's changed in Italy? Did they import some coaches?

Side note: John Rothlisberger reminds me of Tim Dagget. John has a bigger dick but Tim's known for sucking dick better.

Wow so with one rotation to go, China's out of the top 5. I'll never understand why after 30 years they're still so weak on Vault and Floor.

Looks like what that Russian Coach said awhile back... without Simone, Team USA isn't as big of a powerhouse and can't win Gold. This is probably the beginning of the end of USA"s dominance! Thanks Tom!

r36

I wouldn't mind seeing John's dick

It's a nice one! Big helmet head!

R35 Just got a talent infusion so not sure their recent success can be maintained when these girls age out. Italy will be a team to watch in Paris if they get Giorgia Villa healthy ,she is very good.

Simone really did screw the team over... if she had competed her values alone would probably have kept US above Russia.

The American women keep going out of bounds on the floor —- Arrrgh!

And it's over for the US.

Wow, the US collapse is complete.

Any guesses as to what Simone's condition is? I'm guessing her performance enhancing ADHD meds didn't kick in!

Maybe with another fall Team USA wont medal at all and I won't even have to share my title of Most Decorated US Olympic Gymnast!

Simone will still beat Miller's record today as she will get a team medal

Chiles was a hot mess on floor . Biles even in a coma would have scored better.

No she won't, R48. She actually need 3 more, I think to beat Miller. Miller has 7, Biles has 5.

r50

duh... I am sleep deprived

I actually thought Simone was going to tie tonight. I didn't realize her count was 5 in Rio.

Can you still be considered GOAT if you fucked your team over?

It's official.. Tom Forrester will never be allowed near USA Gymnastics again!

That really was an unbelievable shit show. Team USA came in with a 99.9% likelihood of winning Gold.

Marta would never have allowed this to happen.

So will Simone compete in the individual events?

r56

not sure yet

Just wanted to remind you all that I'm still the reigning Queen!

Still Queen!

I'd like to step in far mah cuntreh and lend this here thing some GLAMMA

Who was that above that said Simone would beat my record by Thursday?

HAHAHAHA.

Prayers DO get answered!

Was Shannon Miller finger-banged by Larry Nassar?

No... knowing Shannon Nassar was finger banged by her!

Tune in next week for the season finale of Who Gives A Shit?

Apparently YOU, R74! Thanks for the reply!

Simone has officially pulled out of the Floor final and is undecided about beam.

That means no matter what, I will at worst, be TIED as The Most Deocrated US Olympic Gymnast of all time.

Told you God loves me best!

I've had some time to make peace with it but the hour has come... my final hour as the solo Most Decorated US Gymnast in all history.

We did our best, but that selfish Simone couldn't leave well enough alone. She'll most likely medal tonight on Beam because those Chinese don't benefit like Simone and take a banned subtance. I wish they would... maybe they'd stay on beam and prevent Simone from medaling.

Shannon have you lost your Simone voodoo doll?

R68 I guess I overdid the stabby stabby... my pins got too dull.

Oh I thought OP was writing about Mary Lou.

Mary Lou's cunt wishes she had as many medals as I do!

Only about 45 minutes left before I'm possibly forced to share my title. My stomach is in knots.

Please, Lord, Baby Jesus, please make SImone fall off or at the very least finish off the podium... if you grant me this wish I'll leave the marrying Gay husbands to Kim Zmeskal.

Shannon your former teammate the Moceanu cunt totally threw you under the bus on twitter.

r73

how?

R73 what did that little bitch say? I don't follow whores!

R75 Miss Thang said no matter what happens today, Simone is still HER number one meaning you Shannon are number 2 💩.

Oh who gives a shit who her number 1 is, R76. You're talking about a little whore who gave it up in the Cayman Islands to a married man!

Fuck me. Guan Chen Chen is going last which means she'll fuck up.

Larisa Iordache pulled out so that's not going to happen either. Dmanit.

R78 Chinese women would go medal less.

R80... itll be the first time since 1988....

And of course these two wont be able to handle that pressure. DAMNIT.

IM PULLING OUT MY PUSSY HAIRS.

A Chinese didnt fuck up and cave to pressure? MAYBE THERE IS A GOD!

Sunisa and the Americans watching the Chinese and thinking, "Wait so these ugly ass wolf turns aren't a requirement?"

The moment Selfish Simone has been waiting for... all attention on her!

God I hate her.

Simone might not medal, shannon your doll worked.

I LOVE HER

R86, from your lips to God's ears... but these fucking FIG judges always bend over backwards for her. Those fuckers probably hope a comeback medal will make Gymnastics even more popular.

Even Rothlisberger had to rub it in. and mention we'd be tied. Fuck that cocksucker!

Maybe I should have married him.

Oh God, please please please... two more people score above Simone.

only a 14... so slow

FUCK ME.

Goddamn you SUNISA.

WE WERE SO CLOSE

Come on Judges, dont you want to throw Japan a bone and give them a medal??? PLEASE place her above Simone.

Goddamnit, it's over. Simone will medal and I have to share the title. I hate sharing.

and Simone will get at least silver!

ITS OVER.

I built USA Gymnastics on MY BACK and had this fucking title for 25 years and now I have to SHARE IT?

Fuck this

R97, no, she'll get at LEAST a bronze at this point.

Even Rothlisberger fucked it up and said at this point Simone has at least a silver. NOt how it works fuckers. Guan Chen Chen has a chance to win Gold.

China wil win at least 1 medal, and it's gold.. Thank God they dont break their streak.

I feel bad for Tang Xuijing.. I thought she deserved it.

I would like to publicly take back any support I had for Sunisa Lee.

Thank you.

God, you still have the opportunity to make it so that Simone fails a urine test. Just saying.

God, that insufferable, little, bitch is at it again. Now she's out there tlaking about, "leaving the door open for 2024."

That trouble maker really will dangle whatever she can to keep herself in the press, won't she?

Does she like the attention and pressure or doesn't she? Which is it today? If you truly don't like the media pressure and say it's a problem... why the hell would you announce a possible return now? Just go about your business, keep it to yourself, and don't open the door for more criticism or pressure?

She just can't handle that she didn't beat my Goddamn record. Everything has to be about her and ONLY her!

Fuck. Now I have to buy a new Simone doll and some sharper noodles.