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Ted Fucking Cruz

There are very few people I despise more than I despise you. No ambiguity. I detest you. And yet you sent me this adorable, charming fundraising letter today. I am not nor have I ever been your or anyone’s “ fellow conservative.” One of us is being punked. F off.

by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2021 4:03 AM

If you ever contacted Cruz's office to complain about him by email, you're on an email list as a supporter; by letter, same deal. I often send messages to elected officials giving my opinion, and every one of them puts me on their "supporter" list. Annoying, but kind of funny. They don't understand rejection!

by Anonymousreply 1July 26, 2021 11:34 PM

No contact. No acknowledgement. No nothing. Well, maybe wishing him a slow, painful death.

by Anonymousreply 2July 26, 2021 11:43 PM

OP are you sure you weren’t the DLer who said they’d fuck Ted Cruz on a previous thread? He’s probably looking for a date.

by Anonymousreply 3July 26, 2021 11:56 PM

I have received letters from a variety of conservative organizations over the years and recently received a missive from Cruz. I enjoy using a red flare marker to make notes on the text, calling out the organization or individual and then returning the letter without money. Some groups take a while to stop sending, others it's one and done.

I'm never vulgar, do not curse, but have fun telling them what I think.

Small joys, right?

by Anonymousreply 4July 26, 2021 11:57 PM

Back in the day, my father would attach pre-addressed donation envelopes to a box of wet newspapers to assholes like him.

by Anonymousreply 5July 27, 2021 12:36 AM

Al franken has the best quote about him when he was in the Senate: "I like Ted Cruz much more than my colleagues in the Senate. And I hate Ted Cruz."

by Anonymousreply 6July 27, 2021 12:56 AM

My cousin was in his freshman dorm at Princeton. Said he was awful and everyone hated him even at age 18

by Anonymousreply 7July 27, 2021 1:03 AM

R6: that has been MY Twitter quote for years. Love it. Its perfection. Perhaps Ted misread it.

As for returning the begathon email, I would except it is not prepaid postage R4. They must know.

by Anonymousreply 8July 27, 2021 1:37 AM

R8 This was in the 60s-70s. Not sure how strict USPS was back then.

Or my father was drunk when telling the story.

by Anonymousreply 9July 27, 2021 1:45 AM

Nothing that anyone could ever do to Mr. Cruz would be punishment enough for his soulless evil.

Although the same goes for every senator, US representative, governor, mayor, state rep, state senator, judge and "committed party member" in the GOP today, except for - what? - 20 people in the country.

by Anonymousreply 10July 27, 2021 1:47 AM

He needs to be kicked in the cunt bone.

by Anonymousreply 11July 27, 2021 1:52 AM

Often and hard.

by Anonymousreply 12July 27, 2021 2:55 AM

It's Rafael Cruz - call him Rafael please.

He pulled Ted out of his asshole to appeal to his racist voters.

by Anonymousreply 13July 27, 2021 3:03 AM

To think, Beto was within two points…fuck.

by Anonymousreply 14July 27, 2021 3:17 AM

Trump called his wife ugly so he got something right.

by Anonymousreply 15July 27, 2021 4:03 AM
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