Would you have sex with Michael Phelps?

sure, you know he has to have a long thick one. and he DOES look better with the beard. In a few years when he adds some weight and thickness, he'll look even better..

I don't care who she is, the answer is still no.

Yes, without hesitation.

Size 14 feet, must have a big one

Hot and stupid, YES!

Oh hell yes! He may not be the most handsome man in the world, but that incredible body more than makes up for it. I think he's sexy as hell.

He's slept with at least one tranny.

[quote] He has a beard now.

What's her name?

He's like an ugly Elliott Gould (who I always assumed was packing major sizemeat).

Absolutely. I find him sexy AF (and kind of dumb, which is exactly my type).

[quote]He has a beard now.

He has a *stunning* beard now.

Have his nudes leaked?

He's a horse-face. Pass.

all these crusty bitches would be lifting their caftans and spreading their cheeks

Sure.

R4 That’s what I thought, I mean when you put it all together that’s what you expect.

With that extra long and muscular torso you just know he throws a mean fuck. Not just one of those back and forth fucks either. He probably starts his trust at his shoulders and lets it roll down his back until it ends up at his pelvis as it slams home. The kind of fuck that will raise a bottom up off the bed with each thrust, and make his head snap back.

Size queen here. Before I can answer, I will need length and girth.

R17, why do you assume he'd be a top?

I imagine his stamina must be through the roof. Even if he doesn't swim much anymore, at baseline he's probably miles ahead of most of us.

Oh hell yeah. I love those tall dark haired guys.

For your consideration...

No just no, but hell no.

I'd hate fuck Lochte, though.

He's had a beard since 2013.

OP, what kind of bullshit do you waste your time reading? the polish news? JFC

Oral AND anal

Michael’s VPL (Visible Phelps Langer)

The frau in the background is checking out Phelps' package.

He is all about angles - some angles he looks very handsome, other ones, he looks like an inbred hillbilly.

There's no in between.

I like this one, but there are plenty of others where he is odd looking.

Good nutrition has given him some length of bone.

In a mofo heartbeat, baby.

Goofy and gangly. No thanks

That image at R22 has been proven to be a fake for a long time.

Michael's biggest problem looks wise is with his teeth. He's a totally different looking guy when he's not smiling. He desperately needed braces as a child. The teeth on the left side are badly out of kilter, they're all pushed inward leaving a large amount of open space in his oral cavity on that side. I have to wonder if he grew up poor. If he didn't I can't fathom why his parents didn't tend to his teeth problem when he was a kid.

But still, he's hot as fuck to me.

For all those who post a nasty "no" just remember.....he's not at all interested in bitches like you, either.

Only if he wore a bag over his head and it was completely dark. I'd ask for payment too

He seems, well, touched

I'd damn sure touch him, and let him touch me. I'd do things to him that would be unspeakable in public.

This is a bottom thread. Ugly and his ass is not appetizing.

I want to see him make this face.

He’s rather unfortunate in the looks department. I think he’s a good man, though.

I’m not into tall guys, boner killer.

So, go for it, you won’t have to contend with me.

Compared to some of the slags some of you push on here as hot, Phelps is practically a god in the looks department. I still need cock information to answer OP's question.

YES!

R17 HOT AS FUCK

R19 do you ever get tired of shit posting you fucking idiot?

Nope, South African gold medal winner Chad Le Clos for me.

More Chad.

I only have eyes for David Van Arkle

Why wouldn’t I??

R43, you gave up your right to criticize others' posts back in 2015.

He looks better with a beard. It fills out his face, which has a narrow jawline.

Doesn't look like Chad is going to win anything this time.

I like his looks.

Conventionally, symmetrically, perfectly handsome doesn't do it for me. And you know exactly what you're getting, every time.

I can recognize those sorts as good looking, but it's much more someone else's idea of good looking. Some slightly "off" features and an awkward sexiness, though.. fuck yeah. And there's the wildcard of wild monkey sex.

R19 F/F. You are one sick fuck.

[quote]sure, you know he has to have a long thick one.

Not based on his hands or bulge.

R50, no, hoping for a better swim from him but I think the Hungarian is the favorite.

Would I??!!

Phelps wouldn't have sex with you to begin with. Get over it already now, DeFucktard.