Unlikely actors who have gone nude in movies or a magazine

Bruce McGill’s frontal in the Teri Garr movie Out Cold was a surprise.

There also one out there of Pat Boone apparently holding his "dick in a box"! Oh, those Columbia University fratboy! It must have been a struggle for Pat to be some wholesome otherwise.

Pat Boone must have been some kind of nudist. After spending the majority of his scenes in Journey to the Center of the Earth shirtless, he had to hold a sheep over his crotch after being volcanoed back to the surface of the earth.

That gratuitous full frontal of Kevin Bacon in Wild Things was a pleasant surprise. I wish it would have been Matt Dillon, though. He was hot AF in that film.

I don't know why my late friend didn't care to see Alan Bates naked in all those nude scenes Bates did. He was sexy AF!

Alan Rickman in Dark Harbor

I was surprised to see Patrick Warburton go full frontal. Even though he was often typecast as a dumb hunk he somehow didn’t seem like the type who would do nudity.

With a big hairy dick like that, why should he be shy?

OP, did you not already try this topic recently? You could of just added to that thread. It has like three responses.

There’s a long thread about unlikely nude actresses currently getting a lot of responses so I thought I’d start one for nude actors. I didn’t start the thread you linked, r9.

Bill Macy of "Maude" in the film version of "Oh! Calcutta!". He and Alan Rachins from "Dharma and Greg" and "LA Law" did the show originally on stage, famous for its nudity, even more notorious for mostly crappy writing by famous writers of its sketches.

This thread could be good!

Chris Pine did the full Monty in that movie he was in for he was Scottish. It was all the bars at the Toronto film festival when it came out and I recall it being discussed on Graham Norton.

I watched This Sporting Life (1963) over the weekend and was surprised to see male nudity in a film that early. No frontal, but lots of nice asses.

Pine discussing scene.

Burgess Meredith in "Such Good Friends" (unfortunately)

Judge Reinhold in "Zandalee" (fortunately)

Unfortunately, the Chris Pine nude scene was a big disappointment, dark and from a distance. I think I read somewhere that the scene was edited after the Toronto premiere, so those who got to see it there saw much more than everyone who saw it afterward.

Nudies! That's what they are. Nudies!

Dave Foley did a full-frontal in some German (?) film, supposedly a bad film by design.

John Cleese - "A Fish Called Wanda" (frontally for a second) and non-frontally a for very good portion of "Romance with a Double Bass", the latter with his then-wife Connie Booth (who co-wrote and co-starred also with him in '"Fawlty Towers".

Harvey Keitel in "The Piano." What a boring movie!

R4, Kevin Bacon told a funny story on the DVD commentary about his nude scene in Wild Things. He wasn't supposed to show dong in that scene, but after considering all the takes, the editors thought the scene just cut together better with that shot. Kevin, who was also an exec producer, gave the okay to use the shot even though his acting contract had a no-frontal nudity clause. He said that technically, he could have sued himself over the dick shot.

Given the size of the dick in question, I'm not surprised he didn't mind showing it off.

I'm thinking that photo of Pat Boone at OP is a photoshop special.

I can't imagine Life magazine running a man's naked butt on the cover back in the those days.

"...could of..."

Pee Wee in those "Porky's" movies.

[quote]You could of just added to that thread.

You "could of" learned to speak English.

Some of the folks here could spend their time more productively grading their students' English papers rather than attempting to correct some deficiencies in some poster's grammar. We'd rather talk about nudity here.

It's just that "could of" defies all laws of English grammar! And can't we lust after celebrities and use (and learn) proper English, too? Perhaps people could have the goal of bettering themselves. (By the way, the correct form is "could have.")

"Could of" is what some people hear when they hear people speak the words "could have". They don't hear the final "v" in "have".

People are saying "could've," not "could have."

R29 the final v in have? You realize there is ONLY ONE.

I'm less concerned about grammar when posting on a forum like this, especially when I'm dictating my posts. There is an art to recreating conversational speech in a way that is immersive.

could've - kʊd(ə)v

could of - kʊd ɒv

The pronunciation of both is virtually the same, which is why many native speakers ( who have never studied grammar) presume the past model verb uses 'of' and not 'have'.

R33 The pronunciation of they're, there, and their is the same as well. That doesn't make it excusable to fuck it up in riding, however.

Taye Diggs in The Would movie

Rip Torn in The Man Who Fell to Earth

Mark Duplass in Creep 2, which I cannot find a pic of online.

For you R37

^ Thank you! All the pics I found were censored!

Mark Duplass isn't really unlikely, since he's gone nude in multiple movies/shows. He also did frontal in Togetherness, and some movie he did with Ray Romano. He has no trouble whipping it out.

Speaking of Duplass, Humpday just became available on HBOMAX; I didn't see it when it was released, I'm wondering: do we get to see the two guys have sex or do they chicken out?

Jamie Kennedy in Finding Bliss. He's got a nice thick cock too, and it's not even fully erect yet.

Winner Winner Chicken Out Dinner!

Louis Armstrong did a nude layout for a. Stool softener in the 1950s.

Dana Andrews posed nude in the shower.

There’s a sensational role of film showing Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis clowning around in a communal shower featuring full frontals of the beloved comedy duo at the peak of their powers.

OP "I didn't need to see that!"

R13 We're not asking you to proofread your posts meticulously, but just maybe glance at them before posting.

FYI, Pat Boone is very much alive. I see him often here on the Big Island of Hawaii where he likes to visit. Unfortunately, he's still very conservative

R49 Unfortunately, he's still very much alive.

Of course that photo didn’t appear on the cover of Life magazine, numb nut at R23. Are you that dumb? The photo is real, it’s an unused shot from a 1959 photo layout, which would have been cropped from the waist up if they printed it. In the end, they ran a shot of Boone in a towel instead.

R51 Why are you so unpleasant about it?

r35 The WOULD? The movie is "The Wood," about Inglewood, CA.

R41 It’s a pretty good, sweet, and sexy movie. They don’t have sex i forget why not but they kiss.

Why would we be surprised at Tate Diggs whose first major film presents him as a major sex object and I think he actually showed his backside in that as well (Stella..groove.. something). Or Mark Ruffalo who has often been nude beginning with this awful indie xx/xy? Or Chris Pine who is a major hunk who had an extended scene in small briefs his first film? A lot of people are pretty stupid… John Cleese is a surprise, and he was beautiful. A surprise is also Bob Balaban in Girlfriends from 1978, there’s a still photo of his backside in the film and it’s actually very nice.

R53 Yes, moron, I was being sarcastic to the person upthread

A surprise in context of the film scene would be gorgeous Bruce Greenwood showing rump out of nowhere in “I’m Not There”.

R53 Do you see my post at R34, also? Do you get the joke now? You good?

Gary Cole doing a long full-frontal scene in Blockers was pretty surprising.

Thanks, r59, that was a pretty good scene!

Naked Ed Helms running into his naked boss (Kurtwood Smith) and then hugging him in Cedar Rapids was a surprise. I remember Helms saying he didn’t wear a modesty pouch.

Rewatching the "Office" and most times don't want to see Helms with his clothes on either, though granted that character is supposed to be a pain.

Kathy Bates in "About Schmidt" that hot tub scene with Jack Nicholson. So gross.

She's also nude in "At Play in the FIelds of The Lord", but fortunately, in some others scenes is Tom Berenger (though unfortunately I seem to recall with shaved pubes).

Not movies or a magazine, but Reed Birney in an episode of High Maintenance was pretty surprising. I can't help but be impressed when a guy who isn't all that well-endowed is willing to go full-frontal.

Patrick Dempsey in Some Girls.

Nancy Kulp, for HUSTLER.

That was a shock.

Peter Sarsgaard in Kinsey

Ellen Burstyn took out her big titties in the absolutley awful The Ambassador's Wife. Very scary stuff.

r68, Peter Sarsgaard doesn't seem all that unlikely, since he'd already done full-frontal in The Center of the Universe before that (and got naked in plenty of other things).

R55 Ruffalo was also nude in Jane Campion's In the Cut.

R44, your Louis Armstrong comment made me cackle.

Lucy in Roman Scandals.

In hindsight it doesn't seem unlikely but I was shocked when Halle Berry flashed her tits in Swordfish.

Ben Platt

Hefty jewish character actor David Lipman (probably best known for his recurring roles as judges on the Law and Order shows) started off in porn in the 1970s. He couldn't get an erection, so they had to use a stunt dick for him. He also did a magazine layout with well-known porn star Sharon Mitchell, where he appeared fully frontal porn. See pic below. He made Ron Jeremy look like an adonis in comparison.

Make that "appeared fully frontal nude"

Mary Poppins topless‽‽‽‽ *GASP**SHOCK*

See OP and r10. This thread is not about boobies or vaginas!

Zach Galifianakis

Liam Neeson and his massive dong in Under Suspicion, but you have to watch it in VHS.

[quote] Liam Neeson and his massive dong in Under Suspicion,

Is that why Julia's cunt used to be called Under Suspicion back in the Paleolithic Era when she used to be somewhat famous and relevant?

I don't know...Liam Neeson doesn't seem that unlikely. He also did frontal in Rob Roy.

Liam Cunningham of Game of Thrones fame was a bit surprising. For most of this scene it seems like they're not going to show the frontal, and maybe didn't need to, but in the end they cut to wide show just to show all of him.

**to a wide shot. Sigh.

Oscar Isaac in Scenes from a Marriage was rather unlikely, if only because the character is supposed to be a former Orthodox Jew, and going full-frontal reveals Mr. Isaac is uncut, which doesn't really fit the character.

r8, it's weird to realize you thought that was a witty comment when you posted that.

Sorry, r8: I meant r82.

Peter Scolari in Girls

It's just that he's older when he did this; he's a cute guy.

R85 I was very surprised (though pleased) that Oscar allowed his penis to be visible in that scene. I’ve heard of gratuitous nudity, but this is the first case I can think of in which the nudity directly contradicts something we’ve been told about the character.

(PS Oscar’s ass is just glorious.)

R83 I can't believe I spent five minutes watching that.

R49 Tell Pat "Fuck you" for me, would you?

r91, then why did you watch it four times, since the clip is only one minute and 18 seconds long?

R93 Oh, sorry. Wasn't looking at a nerd stopwatch.

Well OP, you didn’t specify that it had to be a person you WANTED to see nude . . .

r94, is "nerd stopwatch" the term for the time counter at the bottom left of the viewing window? Good to know.

Stephen Geoffreys - from Tony Nominee to porn star

Tim Robbins getting out of the mudbath naked in "The Player".

^^^damn, interesting bio. He s had quite a life.

The lovely Michael Craig accidentally displayed his flaccid penis for a split second in the shower in the 20th minute of a very lame sex-comedy called 'Doctor in Love' in 1960.

Disappointing.

^^^seems like he was pretty. I’d have topped him.

Angela Lansbury giving head in The Manchurian Candidate still freaks me the fuck out. She was topless and her breasts were well shot, but she was not young. It wasn't necessary to physically display that her relationship with her son was incestuous. Lansbury was a notorious drunk and so cutthroat to win an Oscar. She insisted on that scene. Then the film was pulled for 35 years!! How embarrassing for her now that she's dead. RIP.

He was very pretty, R101.

We discussed him in this thread how he was contained by a tight contract in the 1950s but failed to succeed when he went freelance via Columbia in the 1960s.

He was very handsome but I suspect not as intelligent as his pushy brother.

I'm surprised by that Rip Torn nude scene.

In "Mrs. Henderson Presents" we get an all too brief( but long enough to see that he is uncut) frontal of the incredibly sexy and hairy Bob Hoskins.

Too bad the caressingly slow-paced shower scene with Mr. Hoskins in "The Long Good Friday" didn't include the money shot.

IN. A. HEARTBEAT.

Hoskins also gave a brief flash from the side in Pennies From Heaven.

But yes, the Mrs. Henderson shot was nice. Still would have.

I never knew David Hasselhoff did.

Helen Lawson was famous for doing screen tests in the nude.

Ellen Burstyn did full frontal in Tropic of Cancer

Has Mo'Nique ever done full frontal?

R109 That link seems to want to lead to a possible virus warning. stay away.

[quote]R9, A Hall Monitor: You could of just added to that thread.

Oh, dear.

A little less time trying to control the DL would provide a little more time for second-grade English.

Nancy Sinatra in PLAYBOY in 1995.

R96 Hmm, do you think "5 minutes" might be just a sort of rounded-up way of saying a certain, not very long but still not negligible length of time?

Actors, people! Not actresses! please no nude women. Barf.

R109, I don't know why I was so surprised to see that Ellen Burstyn's pubes are black. I suspected medium brown at the darkest.

r114, Hmmm, do you think r91/r94 was being mocked for his hissy fit at having watched that clip for such an insignificant amount of time, whether 1:18 or five minutes, especially since the original post in r83 noted that the frontal only appears at the end of the scene, so if he watched the whole thing he has no one to blame but himself?

R117 Are you the same unpleasant individual as 96?

Tom Cruise in All the Right Moves

Streisand in The Owl and the Pussycat.

R119. Stunt dick/prosthetic.

He hadn't box-office clout at that point.

If that’s real, he’s got a semi and that’s as big as it gets (4.5”?).

R121, that's really Tom's cock. He's talked about it. He volunteered to do the scene as a gallant protest of Lea Thompson being forced to bare all.

Plus it's a blink-and-you-miss-it shot that's really only visible when paused on home video, which was barely a thing in 1983 when the movie was released.

Diane Ross in Double Platinum

R100 disappointing why? Because it was so brief...screencap it.

Dennis Franz.

David Lipman did porn! Talk about unexpected.

Shouldn't that guy's record company now be called Rodriguez Kritzerland, since she's now billing herself as Leslie Rodriguez Kritzer? Guess she's trying to expand her role range.

Did a double take at this thread because 'breasts' I associate with women, 'pecs' with men.

R130 -- sorry , wrong thread

Alex Brightman - who's appearing with Leslie Rodriguez Kritzer in "Beetlejuice" was nude (frontal) in a cable series a few year ago. Kinda cute.

I agree, r133, kinda cute.

I thought Chris Pine was renowned for the size of his manhood. From what I can see in this blowup he ain't all that.

And I didn't realize he was so thick around the waist. He's built somewhat like a chimp.

Just saw FBI Most Wanted this week and one of the guest star villains, this nebbishy guy, turned up, and right away I remembered him with his dick out on stage a few years ago. He's a very distinctive looking and sounding guy, and it was kind of funny just seeing him on tv and knowing I've seen his junk. You wouldn't see him on tv otherwise and think, "he's probably been naked in something." Yet there he was, and it brought it all back. That is all.

Marjorie Mains

That Thom Byrd guy from Out Cold was cute, did he ever act again?

[quote] "Harvey Keitel in "The Piano." What a boring movie!"

I can understand your point,R21. But the late Janet Patterson's Oscar-nominated costumes & Michael Nyman's score are wonderful. Patterson lost to Gabriella Pescucci for "The Age Of Innocence", and rightfully so. NO ONE was going to win against that extraordinary work. Nyman wasn't even nominated.

Anyway, back to the nudity!

R61 I find Ed Helms to be very, very sexy. I'm just sad we didn't get more nudity from him. Yum!

The fabulous Simon Rex in the terrific Red Rocket but it’s a fake dick. I believe his own is none too shabby though.

I watched a slew of Willem Dafoe movies over the past two weeks I was sick, and it surprised me how often he has sex scenes. I personally find him very hot, so I'm not complaining, but he was (to my knowledge) never marketed as a sex symbol. Despite all the ass shots and simulated sex, we sadly still have never seen his legendary member in all its full frontal glory on the silver screen.

R142 There a scene of him with the Wooster Group happily dancing. He lives up to the reputation.

R143 Oh, I have seen that, for sure (and he’s totally soft in it, goddamn!) He’s just never been all out in an legit film. Apparently there are full frontal shots in some prints of Kathryn Bigelow’s The Loveless, but who knows.

He offered to show his real erect penis in Antichrist, but Lars Von Trier told him the audience wouldn't be able to focus on the rest of the film. Lol

How about the guy from "The young and The Restless" who played Jill's son?

Graham Chapman in "Life of Brian."

Mission: Impossible's Peter Lupus was one of the first actors to go full frontal in Playgirl.

Have Burt Reynolds's and Lyle Wagoner's respective Playgirl appearances gone unmentioned due to their not going full-frontal?

R23 what you can't imagine was common then.

Life had several frontal shots, in locker rooms etc. I used to go through old editions in the school library.

Bob Hoskins cock and Will Young's ass in Mrs Henderson Presents.Wretched.

One if the earliest is Charles Farrell's nude swim scene in The River (1928).

Simon Farnaby in Yonderland

M.C. Gainey in Sideways, he has a weirdly shaped body but a huge floppy cock.

Simon Callow in "A Room With A View".

Tom Arnold

R155 I saw Simon Callow nude in London on stage, too. He apparently full-frontaled a number of shows over the years.

Gary Cooper in Wolf Song (1929)

R19 the indie flick Postal by Ewe Boll is the movie. Dave Foleys’ junk rides kinda high.

Gold Age opera star baritone Lawrence Tibbett took a bath in one of his films back in the 30s.