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Madonna's Family Barbecue

Notice how one of her twins is in the camper while she is doing this.

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by Anonymousreply 220August 9, 2021 6:19 AM

Stunning and brave.

by Anonymousreply 1July 25, 2021 11:12 PM

Mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 2July 25, 2021 11:13 PM

Gross.

by Anonymousreply 3July 25, 2021 11:15 PM

Is she gray down there?

by Anonymousreply 4July 25, 2021 11:17 PM

That old woman is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 5July 25, 2021 11:17 PM

Another one.

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by Anonymousreply 6July 25, 2021 11:18 PM

I bet her mom is disgusted, when she sees her pussy busted!

by Anonymousreply 7July 25, 2021 11:18 PM

Titties so big and saggy it looks like she has no waist.

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by Anonymousreply 8July 25, 2021 11:19 PM

"Coochie cutters" miraculously holding it all in!

by Anonymousreply 9July 25, 2021 11:21 PM

it's really rather sad that she feels she has to behave like this to get attention

by Anonymousreply 10July 25, 2021 11:21 PM

Displaying her wares while her son flips some burgers.

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by Anonymousreply 11July 25, 2021 11:23 PM

Does she think she’s the only one who knows about filters? In the real world, her face would stop a clock.

by Anonymousreply 12July 25, 2021 11:23 PM

I hope she didn't break a hip. So often, when the elderly go down it's inevitable.

by Anonymousreply 13July 25, 2021 11:28 PM

[quote]it's really rather sad that she feels she has to behave like this to get attention

What else? She can't sing and she can't act and she's now too old to do the little bit of dancing she could once pull off.

RETIRE!

by Anonymousreply 14July 25, 2021 11:28 PM

she's pure class!

by Anonymousreply 15July 25, 2021 11:32 PM

She's never met a footlong she didn't like. She can inhale ten of these in under two minutes.

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by Anonymousreply 16July 25, 2021 11:32 PM

She’s reaching Bren Dad Ickson levels of narcissism. I’m embarrassed for her. She could have retreated and left an incredible legacy, but now she’s going to be known most for being a crazy old lady with slutty Peter Pan syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 17July 25, 2021 11:33 PM

That cowboy hat looks so stupid.

by Anonymousreply 18July 25, 2021 11:35 PM

except some die hard elder gays, I honestly doubt many on DL are interested in what she is up to these days, let alone follow her posts on social media.

by Anonymousreply 19July 25, 2021 11:37 PM

R18 She's reliving the Music era!

by Anonymousreply 20July 25, 2021 11:37 PM
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by Anonymousreply 21July 25, 2021 11:42 PM

What's the dialogue going through her head during these poses? Does she get aroused doing it? Do any of her children have enough awareness to understand this is so, so crazy? I don't have Instagram so I can't read comments. Do fans egg her on? So many questions.

by Anonymousreply 22July 25, 2021 11:44 PM

Her children have one mantra: wills can be rewritten, wills can be rewritten....

by Anonymousreply 23July 25, 2021 11:49 PM

[quote]What else? She can't sing and she can't act and she's now too old to do the little bit of dancing she could once pull off.

It's time for an OnlyFans!

by Anonymousreply 24July 25, 2021 11:49 PM

Mommy's making the pose she makes all the time!

by Anonymousreply 25July 25, 2021 11:52 PM

Babs Johnson

by Anonymousreply 26July 25, 2021 11:52 PM

Make sure you check out her Insta-Story for MORE White Trash Picnic photos!

Twice as many of Madge's family fun!

David Banda channeling Mommy's 2000 MUSIC look! In PINK!

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by Anonymousreply 27July 25, 2021 11:53 PM

Insta-Story:

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by Anonymousreply 28July 25, 2021 11:53 PM

I had hoped once she had reached her sixties she would have become like Marlene Dietrich, but instead she's become Angelyne.

by Anonymousreply 29July 25, 2021 11:54 PM

Her children don't know any better. She's just "mom" to them. It's her fans who should be embarrassed.

by Anonymousreply 30July 25, 2021 11:58 PM

She could make her point without resorting to her tired, old antics. If anything, this reinforces those who questioned her creativity and talent in the first place. This crapola is decades old and quite pathetic. Someone should ask her, is this all ya got?

by Anonymousreply 31July 26, 2021 12:10 AM

R30, good point. I expect they don't know what a typical mother is like. Well, Rocco, maybe, but the neanderthal's version so one extreme to the other.

by Anonymousreply 32July 26, 2021 12:11 AM

You can't burst her bubble, R31. She'd just fire back with her artistry and her feminism and her strength and your small dick and blah blah blah... a rational question won't get a rational answer. Well past that point. These are the Norma Desmond years.

by Anonymousreply 33July 26, 2021 12:13 AM

She's going to be doing this shit until she's 80 and wearing a diaper.

by Anonymousreply 34July 26, 2021 12:15 AM

If if weren’t so sad, it would be funny watching Madonna turn into a caricature of herself as she has hit her 60s.

by Anonymousreply 35July 26, 2021 12:23 AM

Her latest wig seems to have been stolen from Mamie Van Doren's collection.

Or Party City.

by Anonymousreply 36July 26, 2021 12:27 AM

R36 From Bay City to Party City!

by Anonymousreply 37July 26, 2021 12:28 AM

She could be doing so much more but she has to rely on sex, as usual. Give it up Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 38July 26, 2021 12:31 AM

Is the grill still there?

by Anonymousreply 39July 26, 2021 12:35 AM

More photos!

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by Anonymousreply 40July 26, 2021 12:39 AM

Anyone who dares criticize Madonna is from THE PATRIARCHY and a MYSOGYNIST (this is how Madonna writes misogynist). Madonna is a REBEL!! She is FIGHTING PATRIARCHY!

Lord, she's delusional. Face pulled, ass implants, breast implants, lips distorted. Why would someone want to be so plastic? She looks hollow and dead inside. Everybody around her is less than half her age. It's sad.

She really is mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 41July 26, 2021 12:40 AM

[quote]She looks hollow and dead inside.

She has always been dead inside. She has been desperate for attention and reassurance since long before she left Michigan. The void inside of Madonna is bottomless.

by Anonymousreply 42July 26, 2021 12:49 AM

"I've fallen... AND I CAN'T GET UP!"

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by Anonymousreply 43July 26, 2021 1:02 AM

I know it will. Make me sound like an eldergay, but I just cannot imagine what her poor kids think when they see her like this. She looks certifiable.

by Anonymousreply 44July 26, 2021 1:05 AM

"You can take the girl out of Michigan, but you can't take Michigan out of the girl."

by Anonymousreply 45July 26, 2021 1:05 AM

Don’t ever tell to me stop…. 🤡

by Anonymousreply 46July 26, 2021 1:08 AM

Take a bow, the night is over This masquerade is getting older.

by Anonymousreply 47July 26, 2021 1:14 AM

There was a time when Madonna had sparkle in her eyes. The early videos, the Virgin tour, Truth or Dare. But the last 20 years she has slowly died. No joy, no sparkle. Just a plastic shell.

by Anonymousreply 48July 26, 2021 1:18 AM

She's pathetic and her behavior is ridiculous for a woman of her advanced age. She shouldn't be allowed near minor children, and furthermore, she should be in a conservatorship.

by Anonymousreply 49July 26, 2021 1:39 AM

How Ukrainian of her.

by Anonymousreply 50July 26, 2021 2:42 AM

I keep hoping she'll consent to be interviewed one of these days. I would be so curious to hear her explain what she thinks she's been doing.

by Anonymousreply 51July 26, 2021 3:01 AM

A cowboy hat?

Reductive.

by Anonymousreply 52July 26, 2021 3:03 AM

R29—APPUNTO. I can't figure out who her intended audience is—or, if her audience is (as I suspect) entirely in her imagination, how she can be so deluded.

by Anonymousreply 53July 26, 2021 3:09 AM

It's time for Madonna to have Britney's father look after her affairs.

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by Anonymousreply 54July 26, 2021 3:13 AM

[quote]She’s reaching Bren Dad Ickson levels of narcissism.

"Welcome to my snatch!"

by Anonymousreply 55July 26, 2021 3:23 AM

That's not a very ladylike pose in OP's photo.

by Anonymousreply 56July 26, 2021 3:30 AM

The party's over, it's time to call it a day . . .

by Anonymousreply 57July 26, 2021 3:31 AM

[quote]I just cannot imagine what her poor kids think when they see her like this.

I'm pretty sure it's something along the lines of 850,000,000 divided by six equals....

by Anonymousreply 58July 26, 2021 3:35 AM

[quote] These are the Norma Desmond years.

Huh? No. Norma Desmond dressed immaculately and wore beautifully tailored clothes.

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by Anonymousreply 59July 26, 2021 3:37 AM

[quote]"Welcome to my snatch!"

Which she's turned into an allegory for The Hotel California.

by Anonymousreply 60July 26, 2021 3:38 AM

Yes, I know that, R59. But she was wearing them in 1950 and its 2021, so maybe a modern day "Norma" dresses differently while retaining the failed celebrity insanity of yesteryear.

A tip for free, since you may profit by it: when someone says you better hop to it, you don't actually have to hop.

by Anonymousreply 61July 26, 2021 3:41 AM

🎶 You check out anytime you like, but you can never leave! 🎶

by Anonymousreply 62July 26, 2021 3:43 AM

[quote]That's not a very ladylike pose in OP's photo.

"Get into my groove. Now, before my legs give out!"

by Anonymousreply 63July 26, 2021 3:55 AM

These pictures are airbrushed into next Tuesday

by Anonymousreply 64July 26, 2021 3:56 AM

I get it - she wants to be in the Pink Flamingos reboot.

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by Anonymousreply 65July 26, 2021 3:58 AM

Her face no longer has angles. It's as flat as a pancake when she lies down.

by Anonymousreply 66July 26, 2021 3:59 AM

I just can't imagine what she really looks like. Imagine her with no filters or wig. 🥺

by Anonymousreply 67July 26, 2021 4:12 AM

Madonna is barbecuing her family?? What a horrible thing to do!

by Anonymousreply 68July 26, 2021 4:18 AM

I thought she moved to Portugal for cheap access to Geritol and experimental butt-lift surgeries. Now I see she's dressing up as Christina Aguilera's grandma?

What an old whore!

by Anonymousreply 69July 26, 2021 4:41 AM

Actually r61, you don't sound as though you know much of anything at all.

Here's a tip: When your head's in the toilet, don't blow bubbles.

by Anonymousreply 70July 26, 2021 4:43 AM

Cant you just see her in a few years, in a wheelchair doing a crotch shot? Animal print depends? 🤢

by Anonymousreply 71July 26, 2021 4:45 AM

Just airin out the piss flaps!

by Anonymousreply 72July 26, 2021 5:05 AM

So Madonnas a big weed smoker now, huh?? I bet she does from a dri overdose. She looks ridiculous with that 22 yr old boyfriend.

Sad.

by Anonymousreply 73July 26, 2021 5:10 AM

So Madonnas a big weed smoker now, huh?? I bet she does from a dri overdose. She looks ridiculous with that 22 yr old boyfriend.

Sad.

by Anonymousreply 74July 26, 2021 5:10 AM

^^ Drug overdose, I meant.

by Anonymousreply 75July 26, 2021 5:11 AM

Pathetic bitch needs filters? Couldn't relate!

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by Anonymousreply 76July 26, 2021 5:21 AM

R76

Janet Jackson has a weird personal life (runs in the family), but she seems so much more grounded and settled than Madonna ever will be. She's also quite talented, but knows her limits and doesn't have the same craven urge to be in the spotlight at all times.

It's like watching Aziz Ansari and Will Ferrell fill up theaters, then remembering Martin Short exists. Popularity ain't talent!

by Anonymousreply 77July 26, 2021 5:24 AM

[quote]So Madonnas a big weed smoker now, huh??

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by Anonymousreply 78July 26, 2021 5:29 AM

r4 prolly bald

by Anonymousreply 79July 26, 2021 5:37 AM

No wonder Rocco fled the continent.

by Anonymousreply 80July 26, 2021 5:41 AM

The kids who haven't fled yet are in that trailer scanning her credit cards and selling her jewelry on Poshmark.

by Anonymousreply 81July 26, 2021 5:56 AM

Delusional crone.

by Anonymousreply 82July 26, 2021 6:00 AM

R82

Either the title of her next album, or the epitaph her kids will plaster on her coffin rocket when she finally croaks.

by Anonymousreply 83July 26, 2021 6:06 AM

If she had friends, they would be planning an intervention for her.

But she has no more friends anymore

by Anonymousreply 84July 26, 2021 6:09 AM

She should start a YouTube channel and hire a young hot sexy guy in his 20s to be her videographer and pay him a weekly $3K salary and call it a day.

Everyone is happy, it could be like her own docuseries/reality show, and she'd probably get millions of viewers and lots of press. I think that's the best answer to her behavior right now.

by Anonymousreply 85July 26, 2021 6:20 AM

It used to be that Madonna had many people who would defend her (I was one of those people).

But I see fewer people standing up for her. Even on her Twitter/Facebook/Instagram posts, people say things like "I miss the old Madonna" or "What did she do to her face?? Just stop".

Back in the day, the mix of critical and supportive comments made her controversial. But now the comments are generally critical, and it's sad to watch.

by Anonymousreply 86July 26, 2021 6:52 AM

The majority of her long time fans are ready for the nursing home and that horrifies her.

by Anonymousreply 87July 26, 2021 6:54 AM

Most of her fans don't even speak english on insta. When did her fan base become so latino.

by Anonymousreply 88July 26, 2021 7:07 AM

Her fans are crazy on social media.

"I lUUUUUUV U!!!!!!!"

"You are so beautiful! You look 20!!"

"Follow me!!!!! I will be like a virgin for you"

by Anonymousreply 89July 26, 2021 7:18 AM

Who is she trying to appeal to/seduce? 19-year-old boys on TikTok?

by Anonymousreply 90July 26, 2021 7:21 AM

How do you like your BBQ beef curtains? Sweet or spicy?

by Anonymousreply 91July 26, 2021 7:30 AM

She's like Angelyne but with way more money.

by Anonymousreply 92July 26, 2021 9:04 AM

R91 I don't like beef curtains but if I did I wouldn't like them rancid.

by Anonymousreply 93July 26, 2021 10:10 AM

[quote]Most of her fans don't even speak english on insta. When did her fan base become so latino.

They like has-beens, I suppose.🤷🏻‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 94July 26, 2021 10:40 AM

This BBQ looks like a highend magazine photo shoot.

When you're as wealthy as madonna, you never really have to grow up or be mature. Wealth provides a comfortable bubble for you to live in.

by Anonymousreply 95July 26, 2021 3:31 PM

[quote]When you're as wealthy as madonna, you never really have to grow up or be mature.

Or, apparently, have even a shred of dignity or any taste whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 96July 26, 2021 4:52 PM

Would somebody PLEASE bolt Mom's knees together?

by Anonymousreply 97July 26, 2021 5:02 PM

[quote]and she'd probably get millions of viewers

No, honey. Just no.

She's OVER. Had she not been, the "Madame X" tour would not have been such an unmitigated disaster.

Who wants to see an elderly lady stretch out her coochie?

by Anonymousreply 98July 26, 2021 5:06 PM

This is an old slag who gets up in people's faces at awards shows claiming that she's a "misunderstood artist" and has suffered the hellfires of "misogyny", then turns around and all she can think to do is flash her musty old snatch and pose suggestively with a hot dog. She's a cheap whore from Michigan and she acts like one. I'm sure there are stripper/hookers who make similar posts and they have no pretentions of being artists or feminists.

by Anonymousreply 99July 26, 2021 6:07 PM

"Hello? Child Services? Yes, I'd like to report an old woman for exposing herself in front of minors. I'd say she's about 70 and appears to be intoxicated...."

by Anonymousreply 100July 26, 2021 6:32 PM

Oh my. Her new hips must have locked and she can't close her legs.

by Anonymousreply 101July 26, 2021 6:34 PM

No one wants to be traumatized by her repulsive granny porn.

by Anonymousreply 102July 26, 2021 6:47 PM

Nothing says summer barbecue fun like a skin tight turtleneck and tight jeans shorts over nylons.

by Anonymousreply 103July 26, 2021 6:48 PM

Is Madonna still considered A-list? Can she command the attention of the world media the next time she comes out with a record and/or tours? Can she pack 50-70,000 capacity stadiums with a greatest hits tour, as many on DL have suggested she should do? Or is her brand too weird and tarnished? Did she really tour is smaller theaters for Madame X due to an artistic choice or did her team run the numbers and discover that the public interest isn't there?

by Anonymousreply 104July 26, 2021 8:38 PM

She's looking like Erika Jayne.

by Anonymousreply 105July 26, 2021 9:05 PM

R105 A lot of A-List Stars have taken inspiration from lesser known entertainers and have imitated them to their own advantage.

You never know what giant from the world of pop culture is sitting back watching you. I wouldn't be surprised if Madonna knows who Erika Jayne is.

by Anonymousreply 106July 26, 2021 9:10 PM

Grandma, I can see your hoo-haw!

by Anonymousreply 107July 26, 2021 9:13 PM

[quote] Did she really tour is smaller theaters for Madame X due to an artistic choice or did her team run the numbers and discover that the public interest isn't there?

The latter.

by Anonymousreply 108July 26, 2021 10:07 PM

What's that smell?

by Anonymousreply 109July 26, 2021 10:43 PM

[R108] If that's the case then the career decline is irreversible. These antics certainly won't bring her new fans and her newer music is cold and off-putting.

by Anonymousreply 110July 26, 2021 10:44 PM

R58 There's also posthumous record sales, Madonna's possessions which include her jewelry and art collection and other relatives to factor into the equation. But minus all of that and each kid gets basically a rough paltry sum of $140,000,000. Provided she doesn't disinherit at least one of them or give all away to Malawi.

by Anonymousreply 111July 26, 2021 11:26 PM

R104, she can command the world's media so they can report on a failure. She can command them if she insists of making an ass of herself. She can command them with a breakdown. She still has options to get a lot of attention.

by Anonymousreply 112July 26, 2021 11:54 PM

Geriatric whore. Needs to be in an old whores home.

by Anonymousreply 113July 27, 2021 12:24 AM

In the words of Patty Bouvier, "There go the last remaining shreds of my heterosexuality."

by Anonymousreply 114July 27, 2021 12:25 AM

@114: 😂

by Anonymousreply 115July 27, 2021 12:26 AM

Madonna has a GRUSSY at this point. Grandma pussy

by Anonymousreply 116July 27, 2021 12:30 AM

Wait until her autobiographical film, kids!

Epic GAMECHANGER!

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by Anonymousreply 117July 27, 2021 12:46 AM

[R16] She looks like a gorgon out of Clash of the Titans or Jason and the Argonauts ready to bite a young soldier’s dick off. Scary.

by Anonymousreply 118July 28, 2021 4:34 AM

Is Madonna friends with Mariah Carey? It seems like they would be really good friends.

by Anonymousreply 119July 28, 2021 4:51 AM

I don't understand how she cannot see that this try hard, desperate and lame.

by Anonymousreply 120July 28, 2021 4:56 AM

[quote]Is Madonna friends with Mariah Carey? It seems like they would be really good friends.

I don't know her.

by Anonymousreply 121July 28, 2021 5:44 AM

As tacky as Mariah can be, she looks so much better than Madonna does. And I've always been a bigger fan of Madonna than Mariah.

by Anonymousreply 122July 28, 2021 6:00 AM

She has probably spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on plastic surgery and has access to the best plastic surgeons in the world and she STILL ends up looking like Pete Burns.

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by Anonymousreply 123July 28, 2021 6:14 AM

All these photoshoots she does are only for Instagram. She’s bored out of her mind.

by Anonymousreply 124July 28, 2021 6:15 AM

[quote] Provided she doesn't disinherit at least one of them or give all away to Malawi.

The majority of it will go to her Kabbalah cult.

by Anonymousreply 125July 28, 2021 6:16 AM

Madge doesn’t love her children, she only loves herself. A miserable woman worth $850 million .

by Anonymousreply 126July 28, 2021 6:28 AM

Take up knitting, listen to audiobooks, start a YouTube cooking channel, Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 127July 28, 2021 6:29 AM

Have you ever seen her joyful

by Anonymousreply 128July 28, 2021 6:30 AM

Madonna's problem has always been that she's never been in on the joke and able to poke fun at herself. She bought into her own press that she was a living legend, a goddess, an auteur. She's just a well-seasoned, now wizened, old pop tart who USED to choose good material, and knew how to be controversial at a young age when you could get away for being in your face and obnoxious because youth was on her side.

No one wants to see (great?) grandma aged women acting like entitled thots.

To think of all of the things she could have aged into and remained a legend - to end up this sad, old filtered, fake-fat assed junkie with a fugly, dollar store rent boy? SAD.

by Anonymousreply 129July 28, 2021 7:47 AM

So she brings along a professional photographer along, everytime there's a family get together. If I were her brother or sister I would real detest that. Esp when she does stupid and annoying things like that all the time. Are they financially dependent on her? Is that the reason they put up with her?

by Anonymousreply 130July 28, 2021 8:12 AM

[quote]A miserable woman worth $850 million .

Christ, people just make up numbers.

by Anonymousreply 131July 28, 2021 9:20 AM

Why can’t she buy a better boyfriend?

by Anonymousreply 132July 28, 2021 9:36 AM

The end of her bbq video was funny.

by Anonymousreply 133July 28, 2021 9:52 AM

[Quote]Why can’t she buy a better boyfriend?

Honey, even a lot of desperate broke guys don’t think there’s enough money to fuck that fossil.

by Anonymousreply 134July 28, 2021 11:10 AM

[quote]So she brings along a professional photographer along, everytime there's a family get together.

Not only that, but she brings a professional lighting person everywhere she goes - including the bathroom! She was doing another one of her stupid IG videos recently and you could see the lighting man in the mirror holding the special light up.

by Anonymousreply 135July 28, 2021 11:13 AM

What r120 wrote and lol r17 and r84.

The paradox that, tragically, (and I use that word earnestly) escapes Madonna, the one thing that would truly accomplish her goal of maintaining attention, is also the one thing she's incapable of - her total restraint, her total absence from participating in social media and all media, performances, interviews.

Now, cue the "Well, it's working, you're talking about her" fan crowd.

Yes, but I'd prefer to be talking about her awesome discipline to make herself among the most famous persons on Earth. I'd prefer to be noting how her legacy provided the model and base for pop performers since then, and how she still sets an unequaled standard.

But no.

Instead, Madonna is no different than a real-life scenario I've seen with my own eyes when I was a bartender when there sat, at the bar, an aging woman or man with that "Somebody, pick me up, please" air to them.

And spare me the MYSOGYNY! bullshit.

I don't want to see Mick Jagger, Smokey Robinson, or Rod Stewart anymore either.

by Anonymousreply 136July 28, 2021 12:15 PM

ooops - "how she still sets an unequaled standard."

should be- how she then set a standard that remains unequaled.

by Anonymousreply 137July 28, 2021 12:19 PM

I agree with Della that there's no point being talked about if the talk is mockery or disdain.

There's a place for her, music to be made, creative endeavours, somewhere. It isn't the fool she's making of herself. Everybody talked about how brilliant she was, what a plotter, what a marketer. Was she? Or all this time, between a lack of self respect and a hunger for fame, was she actually the pawn of plotters and marketers? Because if she's made $900 million think what everybody else has made. She is a quarter inch either side of late life Mae West.

by Anonymousreply 138July 28, 2021 1:46 PM

If she would go away, a new generation could discover her.

I would love to do a make-under of her on some daytime show. "We gave her a gamine-like pixie cut to showcase her beautiful bone structure and stripped down the makeup. Wispy demi false eyelashes at the outer corners to give them an uplifted look.. Brown mascara is much kinder at a certain age than black, and a swipe of brown pencil for the brows and line. Then we added a glowy Chanel base and concealer and a little natural cream color for her cheeks. A slick of lipgloss and we can see a new, confident Madonna who doesn't need to hide behind her makeup."

Put her in pearls, low-heeled pumps and a linen sheath and she could be Sharon Stone's big sister.

by Anonymousreply 139July 28, 2021 2:45 PM

[quote]Notice how one of her twins

They aren't HER twins

by Anonymousreply 140July 28, 2021 2:52 PM

“Guinea tacky” doesn’t even begin to describe it.

by Anonymousreply 141July 28, 2021 3:03 PM

[139] It might be easier just to slap a rubber mask on her.

by Anonymousreply 142July 28, 2021 3:13 PM

Her net worth is close to billion .

by Anonymousreply 143July 28, 2021 3:28 PM

Her being talking about is no longer bringing in money.

by Anonymousreply 144July 28, 2021 3:36 PM

Wretched woman

by Anonymousreply 145July 28, 2021 3:37 PM

[quote]As tacky as Mariah can be, she looks so much better than Madonna does.

Madonna would sell her soul to the devil if she could have a song like Mariah's that goes #1 every year. Mariah will ALWAYS stay relevant because of her Christmas song. Madonna wishes she had that.

by Anonymousreply 146July 28, 2021 4:09 PM

I'm looking at OP's photo and I'm trying to figure out which one is human and which one is just inflatable.

by Anonymousreply 147July 28, 2021 5:26 PM

[quote] Her net worth is close to billion .

So? Trump says the same thing about himself.

by Anonymousreply 148July 28, 2021 5:27 PM

It looks like her essentially evil nature has taken over her face. She intentionally made this hideous mask and is doomed to live with it.

by Anonymousreply 149July 28, 2021 5:57 PM

Have you ever seen her genuinely laugh? Narcissists have this cruel laugh and it’s usually at others expense.

by Anonymousreply 150July 28, 2021 8:17 PM

Why doesn't Madge have a reality show? She doesn't need the cash but it would be an easy way for her to get attention.

by Anonymousreply 151July 28, 2021 8:39 PM

R151 She won’t even post a photo or video of herself without a shitload of filters and special lighting effects and hours of getting ready. Do you really think she’s going to let cameras follow her around to film her all day showing what she really looks like without all the special effects? Even when she was young 31 years ago for Truth or Dare she had it filmed in black and white to hide the imperfections. On top of that, people already think she’s creepy just from what she posts on social media. A reality show would just magnify her bizarre little world.

by Anonymousreply 152July 28, 2021 9:08 PM

She’s so insecure and terrified of showing any vulnerability. Really bad things happened to her in childhood. She closed off her soul.

by Anonymousreply 153July 28, 2021 9:15 PM

Wasn't it during her marriage to Guy Ritchie that she almost achieved a least a veneer of what she purports to crave? Meaning credibility as a performer and artist and respect as a cultural and commercial figure of tremendous influence? Once that was over she seems to have reverted to this trashy, angry, hard, unrelatable figure who seems to grow more bizarre by the month. Paying young black people to pose as her "family" is particularly strange since she has two biological children.

Do other A-list people invite her to parties and to socialize? Is she well-liked among other figures in the creative arts or politics? Does she have a genuine interest in the arts or is it all a show? I can't figure it out. Does she read? She seems almost totally without a cultural frame of reference that's not of-the-minute. I can't imagine her incorporating themes from classical painting or literature into her work, or historically important films for that matter.

by Anonymousreply 154July 28, 2021 9:23 PM

Did you forget 2003, R154? Right in the middle of her era of "credibility as a performer and artist and respect as a cultural and commercial figure of tremendous influence?"

When she was tongue-kissing Britney and Christina, and doing another lesbian video with Britney, trying to regain interest in her after AMERICAN LIFE flopped?

Forgot that desperation?

by Anonymousreply 155July 28, 2021 9:26 PM

"Now run along, now, quickly! It would be nice to keep you, but I've got to be good - and keep my hands off children."

Norma Desmond, my ass.

Now, Madonna is a moneyed Blanch Dubois .

Only here, and unlike the scene in "Streetcar" where the teenage boy can't get away fast enough, her young men stay for the $ and notoriety.

I hate what she's doing to herself.

by Anonymousreply 156July 28, 2021 9:28 PM

R155 Exactly. She has ALWAYS been pathetic, attention-seeking trash.

by Anonymousreply 157July 28, 2021 9:44 PM

Are these pictures for a project? Does she have a new album? Or did she just want a red hot photo session?

by Anonymousreply 158July 28, 2021 9:54 PM

You're big, Madonna. It's Instagram that has gotten smaller.

by Anonymousreply 159July 28, 2021 9:56 PM

r158, she just had one of those days where she desperately needed Internet attention and felt like being even extra-slutty.

You know, an ordinary Tuesday.

by Anonymousreply 160July 28, 2021 10:02 PM

She now looks like Darcey Silva.

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by Anonymousreply 161July 28, 2021 10:09 PM

[quote]Have you ever seen her joyful?

Madonna doesn't do "joy".

by Anonymousreply 162July 29, 2021 12:17 AM

Sad r162

by Anonymousreply 163July 29, 2021 12:24 AM

Interesting that some mention her marriage to Guy Ritchie.

I find him an obnoxious no-talent as a director, and it was during that period that Madonna turned a corner for me. Perhaps it was the faux-Brit accent she affected (which, to be fair, she'd been aping off and on for several years), the ugly tweed riding clothes, the insufferable children's books that she "authored," but she lost all her glamour, mystery, and knowing humor at that point. Madonna stopped being fun for me. Just a bitter, self-righteous climber.

At least she mostly kept her looks during that period, before transforming into the weird blow-up doll she is now.

by Anonymousreply 164July 29, 2021 12:28 AM

R104 - honestly, as a CURRENT Madonna fan, I'd say she's now B list. Social media has been her undoing. Dua Lipa threw her a bone with the remix, and Madonna sounded okay on it, but it didn't get any attention.

by Anonymousreply 165July 29, 2021 12:43 AM

R164 I could have wrote everything you did. I felt exactly the same. Then, when she divorced, she wanted to make up for lost time and pick up where she left off with the sex-obsessed image she had before and by that point she was 50 and it just looked stupid.

by Anonymousreply 166July 29, 2021 2:42 AM

Is there any way she can get that stuff removed from her upper cheeks, whatever it is?

by Anonymousreply 167July 29, 2021 3:45 AM

[quote]I could have wrote everything you did

Except with bad grammar.

by Anonymousreply 168July 29, 2021 3:48 AM

R168 Did you ever stop to think that maybe English isn’t the first language of everyone on here? There are people from all around the world on here, idiot.

by Anonymousreply 169July 29, 2021 3:51 AM

Then these tips on proper English should prove very useful to them, R169.

by Anonymousreply 170July 29, 2021 3:53 AM

R170 Lord, your life must be empty.

by Anonymousreply 171July 29, 2021 3:56 AM

[R169] Lean to talk American or go back to your shithole country. I owe nothing to you.

by Anonymousreply 172July 29, 2021 4:02 AM

You'll sound like a bunch of jealous queens. I think she looks good for her age - she looks like she's in her 30s. She has a lot of talent, and is smarter and more disciplined than most. She is a hard worker, philanthropist, and a visionary. How many have achieved what she has and lasted as long, and are still around, and still producing work? Not fucking many!

by Anonymousreply 173July 29, 2021 4:03 AM

[quote]Lean to talk American

Oh, DEAR!!!😂

by Anonymousreply 174July 29, 2021 4:05 AM

R173 is satire lol

by Anonymousreply 175July 29, 2021 4:10 AM

She’s an aging narcissistic sociopath.

“Unlike the others… I’ll do anything… i have no shame.”

She has spent her whole life wanting to be famous (That’s it - no real desire to sing, which is why it’s so insane she succeeded as one). And get attention.

But she is a cheap, attention whore with no soul.

Her interpersonal relationships are disastrous.

by Anonymousreply 176July 29, 2021 4:33 AM

True, R176, but who cares?

by Anonymousreply 177July 29, 2021 4:35 AM

The old bitch was trying to do extreme Kegeling and threw her cunt bone out of place. She’ll be flat on her back for six months……and also have to deal with her cunt bone being out of place.

by Anonymousreply 178July 29, 2021 4:38 AM

She got what she wanted more than anything else n the world and it wasn’t enough . Sad. A Greek tragedy .

by Anonymousreply 179July 29, 2021 4:48 AM

Say what you want about Joan but at least should could ACT. Madonna can't. She's tops all other actresses for the most Razzies. I don't see how she turns that around.

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by Anonymousreply 180July 29, 2021 4:53 AM

I've defended Madonna for pretty much all my life. I always admired her. I love her music, her concerts, her performing skills, even some of her films.

But the last three or four years, she really has declined. The Rebel Heart Tour was the last time I enjoyed Madonna, but even then she was exhibiting signs of... mental illness? Losing her mind? I don't know what has happened to her but there is something seriously wrong with her. Doing all that shit to one's body is not "agency over one's body". It's a mental illness. I'm shocked that someone as (supposedly) disciplined as Madonna would allow herself to do that to her body, and on top of that, get some of the worst plastic surgery when she has access to the best surgeons in the world.

I can no longer defend her. I'm so tired of her trotting out "Misogyny" or "Patriarchy!" or "It's because I"m a woman" excuses. They no longer apply. She's become so unlikable, so unrelatable, so weird, so unfunny, so bizarre. She's destroying her legacy. Nobody thinks she's funny or cute, not like Cher or Dolly Parton, who still generate so much goodwill. I might enjoy this more rebellious behaviour from her if she actually looked like she was enjoying herself. But her distorted face and dead eyes betray any type of statement she is trying to make. And the fact that her "boyfriend" shows no affection or love for her on his social media just makes her look even sadder.

by Anonymousreply 181July 29, 2021 4:54 AM

One of the fun things I like about Madonna is that when she starts portraying herself as a great artiste all you have to do is think of her status as the actress with the most Razzie awards and think of her phony "afternoon tea' period with Guy Ritchie to know what a phony bitch she is. Material Girl remains her all-defining song.

by Anonymousreply 182July 29, 2021 4:58 AM

I agree with all that, R181. It’s sad, not sure what’s wrong with her. She needs to reverse what she’s done to her face, if possible.

by Anonymousreply 183July 29, 2021 5:03 AM

183 replies to a silly photo of a faded pop star?

by Anonymousreply 184July 29, 2021 5:06 AM

She's the Queen of Pop r184. And it's the fact that she's declined so much that makes it rather depressing. I think many of us who have been fans of hers since the beginning and for decades never expected her to crash and burn like this.

by Anonymousreply 185July 29, 2021 5:10 AM

I miss the hairy yak

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by Anonymousreply 186July 29, 2021 5:13 AM

Her and gaga look Nothing like they did 3 faces ago. Madonna looks like wax and gaga looks like she has a mask on.

by Anonymousreply 187July 29, 2021 5:27 AM

R187 Most Italians don’t age well as it is, and they end up fucking up their faces making themselves look even worse.

by Anonymousreply 188July 29, 2021 5:33 AM

[quote]Most Italians don’t age well as it is

Uh, excuse me...

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by Anonymousreply 189July 29, 2021 5:46 AM

R189 I guess you missed the word “most.”

by Anonymousreply 190July 29, 2021 7:34 AM

Everything about her is over-inflated. Her talent, her ego, her face, lips, tits and ass. She's spent 95% of her entire life so far being a blowup doll for countless men and women for God's sake!

by Anonymousreply 191July 29, 2021 7:45 AM

R146 At this point Mariah would love a hit. It’s been awhile. A long while. A long, long , long while. And no- the Xmas song doesn’t count. Or, sadly, at this point it’s the only thing that counts - radio exposure for a month a year.

by Anonymousreply 192July 29, 2021 10:46 AM

Another for Say What You Want About Joan -

Joan knew it was the fans that made her and respected them. Madonna is often a cunt to her fans.

Joan knew when it was time to exit from the public eye because her looks were past the point of looking glamorous in photos. She didn't want to end up a joke.

As someone said earlier, Madonna has become a Greek tragedy!

by Anonymousreply 193July 29, 2021 2:05 PM

Aww, Madonna, you go gurl!

Everyone's just lining up to kiss that 60-something plastic face and fuck that ancient pussy. And you're obviously also in mental decline because otherwise you'd realize how absolutely pathetic and stupid you look.

Omg, give it up. How do you want to be remembered? You could still be a living legend releasing qualtiy music and doing select concert dates from time to time, but you choose to be a Chrissy Teigen-fame whore level of desperation and need. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 194July 29, 2021 2:16 PM

[quote]She didn't want to end up a joke.

Well, that was a 6/10 on a good day.

by Anonymousreply 195July 29, 2021 3:30 PM

r143

"Close to" only counts in horseshoe

by Anonymousreply 196July 29, 2021 3:32 PM

And Oscar wins.

by Anonymousreply 197July 29, 2021 3:36 PM

[quote] Most Italians don’t age well as it is

Uh, honey, the stereotype is that they do as they have oily skin.

by Anonymousreply 198July 29, 2021 3:44 PM

Generalizing about which races and ethnicities age well is ridiculous - an excuse to engage in some benign bigotry. How a person ages has much to do with underlying genetics, health and wellness (exercise, drink water, drink moderately, etc), diet and luck (an illness can age people practically overnight).

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by Anonymousreply 199July 29, 2021 4:36 PM

The only men who'd want to fuck Madonna, 2021 version, are gigolos (she has one), perverts (granny porn types) and starfuckers (to brag about having had the world's most famous pussy, however destroyed by BBC and the sands of time).

by Anonymousreply 200July 29, 2021 4:47 PM

Anybody try her very expensive skin care line? Is it still in business?

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by Anonymousreply 201July 29, 2021 5:00 PM

Everybody ages. We can’t change that. Madonna thinks that if she continues to act and dress like she is in her twenties/thirties we won’t notice that time has taken it’s toll on her. I think we have noticed even more because of her sad antics. She doesn’t seem like a happy person. She seems empty. Her eyes look dead.

by Anonymousreply 202July 29, 2021 5:03 PM

All you shitgibbons talking trash about Madonna are jealous AF. She has so much money she can do wtf she wants. If you don't like it, don't watch. She was one of the most important artists in the world for 3 decaded or more and worked her ass off to get where she is. If she wants to shave her head and wear a rainbow merkin, I say good for her! For all the pearl clutchers adding "What about the children!?" your kids would have been taken by CPS for your tina and bath house absences. Also, any gay man I know who is financially successful and over 50 sure as hell isn't dating anyone over 35 if not 30. Hypocrites.

by Anonymousreply 203July 29, 2021 5:05 PM

It looks like MDNA Skin is still in business, for now. Her (absurdly expensive) limited range of products is only available on the site, not in stores or through other online retailers, and then only in the US and parts of Asia.

It's such a terrible idea in so many ways. What adult woman wants to resemble Madonna in 2021? Commercial branding like this almost always cheapens your celebrity brand, IMHO. It's fine if you're Gwyneth or Jessica Simpson and have nothing else really going on, but if you want to keep the mystery and special allure going, don't sell jeans. Or tampons. Or mascara. Or cheap ass shoes.

If this were back in the early 90s, at least, we could be amused by Madge shilling her products on late night infomercials (like Cher in her wig, selling shampoo). Which might have been real entertainment at long last.

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by Anonymousreply 204July 29, 2021 5:53 PM

R203 = So tedious and borderline. And don't even mention the illiteracy. She collects memes and slogans like Madonna collects scabies and genital warts.

by Anonymousreply 205July 29, 2021 5:56 PM

The Shitgibbon Troll at R203 is pretty insane. He's one of those Treason Thread nut jobs, as well as the Madonna Loon.

by Anonymousreply 206July 29, 2021 6:08 PM

Madonna’s spelling and grammar are an embarrassment. She is trash.

“look it up.” You know the bitch had to look it up herself.

Burn this sociopathic witch down!

by Anonymousreply 207July 29, 2021 10:28 PM

She wouldn’t burn, she’d melt.

by Anonymousreply 208July 29, 2021 10:37 PM

One thing that’s surprised me about Madonna’s Instagram posts is their relative illiteracy. I thought she was supposed to have a genius IQ. Remember when that bit of trivia was trotted out?

by Anonymousreply 209July 30, 2021 3:04 AM

Her horrible grammar and spelling make me question all of her songwriting.

by Anonymousreply 210July 30, 2021 3:49 AM

R206 Self-appointed hall monitor and treasonous Trumpanzee

by Anonymousreply 211July 30, 2021 2:46 PM

I hate how she uses her kids so they can become famous too. Why doesn’t she spotlight real talent?

by Anonymousreply 212July 30, 2021 3:25 PM

You know what bothers me the most about that guy, r211? He's always claiming to have identified trolls but he has no idea how to look up blocked posters in his ignored tab.

If you ever see a reply in a thread that's nothing but "r211" and no other words, that's him. He does it so he can hover over the r# he just typed to see what they said, because he doesn't know how to go out into the ignored list and see the ignored person's posts there.

He can't possibly be accurate when he's identifying trolls.

by Anonymousreply 213July 30, 2021 3:42 PM

r208 or turn to dust.

by Anonymousreply 214July 30, 2021 3:59 PM

R211 R213

by Anonymousreply 215July 30, 2021 4:30 PM

Read this...

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by Anonymousreply 216July 30, 2021 4:34 PM

She is quite elegant on her last post.

Chic Madonna with the scarf and the gloves on.

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by Anonymousreply 217August 6, 2021 9:33 AM

Bitch stole my act.

by Anonymousreply 218August 6, 2021 10:48 AM

I love the turntable which she looks like she is first noticing! Lol, I still love her and she is right about the no fear nostalgia.

by Anonymousreply 219August 9, 2021 6:16 AM

Da baby - yet another homophobic black person hating on gay men - he should be canceled!

by Anonymousreply 220August 9, 2021 6:19 AM
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